Autistic Weaboohide bio
 I like Anime, but im not actually autistic. Perhaps. If you found my profile because of a review, good for you! You have probably wasted 5 seconds of your life. If you're still here, do see my favorite stories and users. You might find something new to read. I'd like to dedicate a small part of this profile to honor a fallen brother, named Traydox. He made an amazing naruto fic called Blood Bag, but sadly never finished it because of a car accident (Apparently, dm me if ur still alive). Go check it out though, it's a great read! |
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Shadows Smirk by Foy the Snooze Button reviews
Naruto was at a great disadvantage since the beginning of his life. Rejected by the one he thought he could trust, he set his sights for greater things. Working from the shadows with other lesser appreciated he makes a name for himself...controlling a place underappreciated and thrusting it forward. Fuinjutsu!Naruto, Smart!Naruto. A b.j twist on a common plot line.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 177,961 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 1/17/2018
God's Blessings on this IRL World! by BoringBone reviews
Kazuma is a NEET who spends all his time playing games and watching anime. In one of the new MMO's he's playing, he somehow got stuck with a party of idiots. By coincidence, he meets one of these idiots, a chuuni roleplayer brat who calls herself Megumin, in an internet cafe he was bumming around in one night... (Contains sexual situations and gratuitous shipping.) COMPLETE
KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 70,622 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 12/28/2018 - Published: 4/14/2018 - [Kazuma S., Megumin] - Complete
Yami: The Gamer Kage by I'mjusttryingtofindmyway reviews
A man wakes up to find himself inside the world of Naruto experiencing it via a video game. Forced to fight to survive, he sets upon a path of self-discovery, whether to save this world or destroy it. Self Insert. Finished, finally.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 313,722 - Reviews: 6575 - Favs: 7,217 - Follows: 7,094 - Updated: 11/18/2018 - Published: 1/12/2018 - OC - Complete
Blood Bag by Traydox reviews
Stuck on the same team as Naruko Namikaze, daughter of the Hokage, and Sasuke Uchiha, son of the Chief Of Police. How can a simple, unimportant, average academy student shine when surrounded by prodigies? Especially when the entire village hates him for being the host of the 9 Tailed Fox. OC Main Character. Fem!Naru. Eventual NarukoxOC. Alive!Minato, Alive!UchihaClan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 109 - Words: 350,293 - Reviews: 1450 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 1,142 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 6/8/2018 - [OC, Naruko U.] Sasuke U., Kakashi H.
One Last Time by I Need a Thesaurus reviews
With her father's passing, Kirijo Group in a mess, and the Dark Hour Mitsuru Kirijo had a lot on her plate. So she was more than surprised when Minato suggested she drop everything . . . even just for a weekend.
Persona Series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,346 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/1/2018 - Published: 3/7/2018 - Mitsuru K., Minato A./Makoto Y. - Complete
Plucking Strings by Digitize27 reviews
A chance collision early in Naruto's life will irrevocably change the path he takes; what happens when Naruto's views are shifted before even his dream to become Hokage? Where will his new path take him, and how many strings will he pull or threads will he trip over along the way? Puppeteer!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 49 - Words: 281,182 - Reviews: 2897 - Favs: 4,525 - Follows: 3,910 - Updated: 12/24/2017 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Naruto U. - Complete
Sage by Digitize27 reviews
When Naruto is given a gift considered legendary even in a world where walking on water is a daily occurrence for some, will it lead him on a path towards peace or will the consequences of said gift leave a hole in his heart too large to fill?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 93 - Words: 511,296 - Reviews: 7342 - Favs: 9,654 - Follows: 6,928 - Updated: 11/13/2016 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Naruto U., Fū, OC - Complete
Outfoxed by hazeleyes180 reviews
After a life-changing event, Naruto meets Kurama early and they become partners...even good friends. With a better outlook on life, he meets many who want to join him and help achieve their dreams and goals together. Among those friends are many beautiful women who have realized just how important he is to them. Smart/Strong Naruto. FemKyu. Implanted Sharingan. NarutoxHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 517,549 - Reviews: 3564 - Favs: 10,043 - Follows: 10,310 - Updated: 8/5/2016 - Published: 6/12/2012 - [Naruto U., Hinata H., Anko M., Ino Y.]
Reaching for a Dream by Noodlehammer reviews
Adventure/Humor/Romance. The Sandaime waited too long to approach Naruto, who had no interest in becoming Hokage by then. Another dream already rested in his heart, a dream that would drive him much further than anyone would have believed. SealMaster!Naruto Older!NarutoxFem!Kyuubi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 377,213 - Reviews: 5150 - Favs: 9,838 - Follows: 5,819 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 12/12/2013 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
Way of the Rattlesnake by Darthemius reviews
They took everything from him. And what remains when everything is gone? Vengeance. And nothing will stop him from getting his revenge. Nothing! A true saga of betrayal starts now!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 220,555 - Reviews: 3315 - Favs: 4,396 - Follows: 2,787 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Damaged by Pleasedial123 reviews
At the moment he saw the depth of human cruelty he lost his love for Konoha. He smiled for them, laughed for them, loved them...but they hated him, tortured him, broke him. Dark Naruto. I Do Not Own Naruto. -Slash-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 62,421 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 3,792 - Follows: 1,924 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Teacup Tempest by Wingwyrm reviews
Naruto has been hiding something since the time she was ten. Now she's finally graduated from the Academy only to find that the guy she's sorta-kinda been dating is her sensei. All Kakashi knows is that Naruto is scarily familiar. Kakashi/Fem!Naruto, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45,800 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 5,740 - Follows: 1,556 - Published: 12/4/2010 - [Kakashi H., Naruto U.] Naruko U. - Complete
Tumblr and 4Chan: An Internet Romance by KnoxMare reviews
4Chan swears that he will get revenge for Tumblr's idle threat of trolling, but will he? And why is everyone else at the University of Internet suddenly involved? Rated M for mild sexual language
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,487 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Complete
An Uzumaki Amongst the Dunes by pudgypudge reviews
Having been denied his birthright by the council of Konoha, Naruto forsakes the Leaf Village. He leaves for what he hopes is a better life among the shinobi of Suna, taking his family's scrolls and heirlooms with him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 172,558 - Reviews: 4485 - Favs: 8,977 - Follows: 4,594 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete