My name is Megan and I'm 14. My sis used to own this account but some people rejected her (or so I heard, but she always exaggerates. She published a Mary Sue for cheese's sake. But then I could say she's a Mary Sue) so now it's been handed down.

Which means "awesome!" I get to write "fanfictions" (what the hell? Soz, I'm new to this whole "fanfiction" thing.) It really sounds like a load of crap to me, but forgive me, a world so large is a scary place for a Roach (ugh how I HATE that wretched last name.)

Australia is great, but New Zealand's better. Yeah, New Zealand rules. Being 1st violinist really rules. Being concert master really really rules. Being a surfer really really really rules. Being a sailor really really x 20000 rules. Being a bimbo does not. (Soz to bimbos, but there's just this bimbo at my school and she won't piss off, she's such an obnoxious creep. I hate her!)

Now you know all about the loud proud me. Bye Bye! Oh, and guys, please please please read my Frodo story. It's not very long and I'm sure it will be lots of fun for all those people who enjoy correcting grammar and spelling.