PlEASE PLEASE READ AND REVIEW MY STORIES!!!!! I need reviews for motivation!!!!!

I am mildly obsessed with the amazingly talented, absolutely FLAWLESS, Taylor Swift!!!!! RED is just amzing

Follow my Taylor Swift dedicated Twitter: TaylorSwiftIsMyIdol@TaySwizzle13Fan

I AM TWILIGHT MAD. I think about twilight 24/7. My fave characters are Alice and Jasper, they're such a cute couple. I love reading and my fave books areThe Twilight saga and Harry Potter, of course. I love Writing aswell. xxx

Who doesn't love twilight? Is that even possible??? Not in MY world!!!!!!

I am OBSESSED with twilight!!!!

Anyone Irish reading this??? Her's some Irish: Ta me gaffa a Twilight! It means "I am addicted to Twilight :D

OK well I know I've made it pretty clear that I LOVE twilight but I do have other likes aswell, here are a few of them :

Favourite singer: Taylor Swift, she is just amazing, pure brilliant! (PM me if you have any A/J songfics based on Taylor Swifts songs, I love them but these are the ones i've read: I'd lie, Oh my my my, back to december, speak now, last kiss and I wrote love story.)

Favourite song(s): Every Taylor Swift song, like...ever!!!

Favourite Films: Twilight Saga (again)

Favourite Season: Summer. I love the heat, though we don't Get much in Ireland :( but I also love the winter. It's cold but Cozy and There's definitely something magical about rain and snow is just so beautiful!

Favourite Sport: Horse riding, I have five horses :)

Favourite Animal: Horses, Dogs, cats..

Favourite colour: Turquoise

Favourite Book series(s): The Twilight Saga, The immortal series, The Night World, Fallen & Torment, The Hunger Games

I am taking Requests for A/J Taylor Swift songfics so feel free to request!

95% of the worlds female Population would drink poison to make Robert Patinson fall in love with them, If you are part of the 5% that would throw it in his face, then post this on your profile :D

94% of teenage girls would cry for weeks if Edward jumped off a bridge, if you are one of the 6% that would be yelling "jump Eddie jump" then post this on your profile

TWILIGHT OATH

I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
When ever I'm out of town
I pomise to obey traffic laws
For Charlie's sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Caslisle
When ever I am in the emergancy room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to remember Rosalie
When ever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at the mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Renesmee
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
When ever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilghters know

Post that on your profile if you are a true Twilight Fan!

Some people think it's unhealthy to have an obsesion, in truth a healthy obsesion never did no harm to anyone.

Some people say when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. I Say throw it back in lifes face and tell them to make his own damn lemonade.

Post These On Your Profile If You Love Twilight

Normal people: Rely on the weather forcast for the weather.
Twilight Fans: Would rather rely on Alice for future predictions.

Normal People: Say OMG
Twilight Fans: Say OME, Oh My Edward (should be Oh my Jasper)

Normal people: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
Twilight Fans: know that Jasper can sense their feelings without saying a word

Normal People: say'shut up or I'll tell on you'
Twilight Fans: say 'shut up or i'll get James to kill you'

Normal people: think all vampires are like dracula
Twilight Fans: know a LOT better and absoloutley love the cullen vampires

Normal People:when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY
Twilight Fans: when being chased yell EDWARD SAVE ME (not that I would Jasper would do a way better job)

Normal people: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
Twilight Fans: know that the cullens might be playing baseball somewhere and Emmett was just at bat ;)

Normal people: would choose to go on vacation to somewhere sunny
Twilight Fans: would go directly to Forks, Washington

Normal people: say the sun! it burns!
Twilight Fans: say, 'the sun! it makes me sparkle!'

Normal people:dont have this on their profile
Twilight Fans: must have this on their profile!

Friends vs Best Friends

Friends:Will comfort you when he rejects you.
Best Friends: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

Friends: Help you up when you fall
Best Friends: laugh at you and say, "walk much, dumb ass?"

Friends: Helps you find your prince
Best Friends: Kidnaps him and bring him to you

Friends: Will offer you a drink
Best Friends: Will throw theirs on you

Friends: Will let you stand under their umberella
Best Friends: Will take yours and run

Friends:Will bail you out of jail
Best Friends: Will be in the cell next to you saying, "That was funn, let's do it again"

Friends: Never ask for anything to eat or drink
Best Friends: Help themselves and are the reason you have no food

Friends: sit at home saying "I wish my friend didn't get herself locked up*
Best Friends: Sit next to you in jail saying, " DAMN, we messed up!"

Friends: Have never seen you cry
Best Friends: won't tell anyone you cried... Will laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore

Friends: Ask you to write down your number
Best Friends: Has you on speed dial

Friends: Borrows your stuff for a few days then give it back
Best Friends: Loses your stuff and sys "too bad... here's a tissue!"

Friends: only know a few things about you.
Best Friends: could write a very detailed, very embarassing biography on your life story.

Friends: Will leave you behind if that's whatr the crowd's doing
Best Friends: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you!

Friends: would knock on your front door
Best Freinds: Walk straight in and say, "I'M HOME!"

Friends: You have to tell them not to tell anyone
Best Friends: Already know not to tell anyone

Friends: Are only through school
Best Friends: Are for life

Friends: Are there to take the drink away from you when they think youu've had enough
Best Friends: Will watch you stumbling all over the place and say, " drink the rest of that, Girl! You know we Don't waste!"

Reasons I apreciate my mother!

She taught me how to APRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other do it outside, I just finished cleaning in here!"

She taught me RELIGION
"You better pray that comes out of the carpet!"

She taught me about TIME TRAVEL
"Straighten up or I'll knock you into the middle of next week"

She taught me LOGIC
"Because I said so, that's why!"

She taught me MORE LOGIC
"If you fall of that swing and break you're neck you're not coming to the store with me!"

She tauht me IRONY
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about"

She taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"

She taught me about the WEATHER
"Your room looks like a tornado went through it!"

She taught me about THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, now I can take you out of it!"

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you've ever burst into song for no reason Copy and paste this to your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

«• Twilight •» •.(•. .•).•
«• New Moon •» •.(•. .•).•
«• Eclipse •» •.(•. .•).•
«•Breaking Dawn•»
.•(.• •.)•.

You say Harry Potter
I say Twilight
You say vampires
I say werewolves
You say cold
I say hot
you say Troy Bolton
I say Jacob Black
You say love last a lifetime
I say love last forever eternity
You say Nick, Joe, Kevin, and Frankie
I say Edward, Jasper, Emmet, and Carlisle
You say Paris
I say Forks
You say day
I say night
You say vampires are fake and Twilight sucks
I say you're stupid and dead
You say fangs
I say venom covered teeth
You say future
I say Alice
You say sweet
I say Esme
You say clumsy
I say Bella
You say Chill Pill
I say Jasper
You say Bear Hug
I say Emmett
You say obsession
I say Way of Life!

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If you love Jasper Hale more than Edward Cullen and if you think that Edward needs to get over himself and stop calling himself a monster, and stop thinking that he is the only one that has problems in Cullen family, and if you think that he needs to just go DIE IN A FREAKING HOLE BECAUSE JASPER WILL ALWAYS BE WAY BETTER THAN HIM...copy this to your profile

Female comebacks!!!

Man: Have I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours and I go to mine.

Man: Hey baby, whats your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Reasons why girls are the best

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE GOOD GRADES, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (btw I'm a grl so wth!)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (i might be but just to fictionl characters)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (trying to be anyway)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. (i do like hockey not so much beavers the creep me out)
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (All my friends say I am a vampire)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. (I've never heard that! Well I'm only half English, lol)
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blnd blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I don't CONFORM TO STYLE so I must be UNFEMININE
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I'm an EMPATH so I MUST be overly emotional and crazy
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm PSYCHIC so I MUST be crazy and alone
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist (only sometimes!!!)
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake (wth!)
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I SEE GHOSTS so I MUST be crazy and an athiest

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down, lol.

My Favourite quotes:

There is a time for silence. There is a time for waiting your turn. But if you know how you feel, and you so clearly know what you need to say, you'll know it Taylor Swift

I think most of us fear reaching the end of our lives and looking back regretting when we didn't speak up. When we didn't say "I love you". When we should've said "I'm sorry" Taylor Swift

To me Fearless isn't the absence of fear, Fearless is having fears, lots of them. To me Fearless is falling in love again even thou you've been hurt before Taylor Swift (btw, theres another page of reasons :D)

What is that god awful wet dog smell? Alice Cullen

I can't see past you and your pack of mutts Alice Cullen

And so the Lion falls in love with the lamb Edward Cullen

I kissed Bella...And she broke her wrist ... Punching my face Jacob Black

5 Things I need to thank people/animal/fictional characters for!!!

I am on the Awesomest immortal role play in the world with the Awesomest people Ever!!!! You know who you are and Thankyou!!!!

Thank you Riley (from the Immortal series) for teaching me to appreciate being a teen because some people don't even get the chance

Thankyou Spirit and Sindy (my horses) for keeping me safe whenever I'm with you.

Thanks Mum and Dad for doing... well pretty much everything for me

Thank you you all the awesome authors who have inspired my dream to be an author

Lessons Learned in Twilight:
1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

Dresses from Alice in the beginning:

Alices wedding dress;

Rosalie and Esmes bridesmaids dresses:

Everyone who reads, read or even looked at any of my stories, thankyou! You inspire me to write, if I get one review per chapter I would be perfectly happy to write another chapter the minute I see it. Please review to my storries because I'll keep writing anyway. I love writing and I love being unique because being different doesn't make me a freak, it makes me special and I know that on fanfiction I am no different to anyone else because we all love reading and writing! People call me weird because I like reading and writing and fanfiction but I don't care what they think, it's my life and I'll do what I want with it and if I wanna write I will! I love ye, PLEASE REVIEW when you read my stories! thankyou for reading my profile!
xxx