Hermione Granger was born a Parselmouth. She arrives at Hogwarts with less trust in authority (after all, muggle science somehow missed snake sentience), and a mission to prove snakes are people too. And Goblins. And Acromantulas. And… oh Merlin. Hogwarts isn't prepared for this, the Wizarding World isn't prepared for this, and Voldemort is *especially* not prepared for this.

An ongoing series of slice-of-life stories about Mystia and her food stand.

Sequel to The Dollmaker's Daughter. Sunshine's continuing adventures as she explores Gensokyo, meets new people, and generally enjoys being a kid.

Worlds collide as a twisted tale interlocking the fates of both universes begins with the retelling of Battle City, but will cover the wide expanse of the plot of both series. Rated M as of chapter 61 because of Junko and her machinations.

Kakashi survived his losses in spirit as well as in body, and having learned both wisdom and intellect from his experiences, he now seeks to pass those traits on to his students. Story emphasis is on tactical fighting, mind games, adventure, and the occasional bout of humor. GenFic, no story stealing OC's or creepy romance between children. Current Arc: Jashin Needs YOU.

What if TDI had been played for drama instead of laughs? In this Season 1 reimagining, a former contestant tells the story to her teenage son in the style of The 1,001 Nights. AU. Rated T for mature subject matter, mild profanity, etc. Updates irregularly, usually near the end of a month. 32nd Night: Heather's price, and a bicycle challenge that makes more sense than in canon.

A retelling of some events from the game Persona 4, only this time the Persona's have a personality of their own. Read the first chapter to know what I'm talking about, it'll be funny. Some pairings in later chapter SoujixYukiko YosukexChie KanjixNaoto

*Collab* While the Gems are away, one day Steven "stumbles" upon a new roommate... his life will be turned absolutely upside-down. Rated T-

Nanako Dojima is a sixteen-year-old transfer student to Inaba. She awakens to the mysterious power of 'Persona' and then rocks everyone's world. Character Swap AU: Nanako is the protagonist, and Souji is her little cousin. Other changes have occurred as well! [Both 'Souji' and 'Yu' versions are available!]

A story told from the view of the king of creepypasta - the one, the only, Slenderman! Follow him as he gathers an unlikely team of beings to (guess what!) save humanity from the apocalypse!

High School AU. On a very hot day, Mike loses his temper and ends up getting in trouble, his punishment being to tidy up the equipment. But as he does so, he meets up with a kid with a few issues. Befriending him, the two end up developing more than friendship. Mike x (human) Foxy. Yaoi, Rated T for Mike's potty mouth. Now a Oneshot series by demand.

"Izayoi somehow didn't expect the afterlife to be quite like this." afterlife fic, Yoi/Ruruka shipping. One-shot, rated T to be safe.

Steve is a young man with a dark past. Waking up on a large island so different from his home, he learns the ways to survive the nights and creatures lurking within the darkness. Fascinated by the many myths the people speak of, one in particular catches his interest; The End. Delving too deep, he uncovers a secret that links him with the same legend-Full Summary In First Chapter

Mike Schmidt is hired at Freddy Fazbear's during a low point in his life. With meager pay, animatronics out to kill him, and a total mental breakdown looming in his future he finally reaches out for help from his twin sister. With the naive hope to make the animatronics see him as human, will he survive his nights at Freddy's?

It can be amazing how time and circumstance turn enemies into newfound friends... especially when those same enemies were trying to kill you not one month ago. A series of shorts featuring Mike Schmidt as he tries to make the most of the graveyard shift by making four unexpected new friends.

Monokuma introduces a Mary Sue as the new motive, no one is happy about this. Told from two perspectives that will alternate between each chapter. Do no expect high quality out of this. Story is currently being fixed for grammar and revised.

The story of Borderlands 2 retold with all six vault hunters, basic plot is maintained while situations and dialogue are expanded and reworked. Plus a lot of original content and dialogue and more than likely a few new sidequests and villains somewhere down the road. Some coarse language and a couple of gory situations but nothing really too outlandish for the borderlands setting.

Foxy stared at the picture that had fallen to the ground, surprised to see himself holding a small child in his arms. He held the boy close, giving him a warm hug as the other three looked on happily. On the back was written 'Mikey, Foxy, Bonnie, Chika, Freddy... Friends Forever'. Foxy felt his heart freeze as he glanced at the guard who had tears in his eyes and recognized him.

Questioning only briefly why he's there anyway, a human from the real world ignores the rules of the game and drags Oscar of Astora on a grand adventure to discover the truth of the conflict between Light and Dark. But more importantly to impress his waifu.

Mike Schmidt has a lot of bills to pay and needs an easy way to make money. He sees an ad for a night guard position at a local pizza place. He gets the job on the spot. At his job he learns that at midnight the animatronics are alive and moving. Seeking revenge.His first night there Mike encounters one of them. And it didn't go the way he expected. Five Nights at Freddy's fic.

A young shiny Zangoose with green marks wakes up in a cage with no memories of who he is or where he comes from. With help from some people who find him, he escapes, but finds himself in the middle of a war between two groups of pokemon: The Swords of Justice and the Anti-Blades, as well as two people who he has feelings for. Will he survive this chaos? Yoai.

What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?

When Reimu is fatally wounded during a youkai hunt, Yukari binds her as a shikigami to save her life. The only complication: it makes Reimu a youkai in every way that counts. No longer fit to be the Hakurei shrine maiden, she has to find a new place for herself in Gensokyo, guide her headstrong successor... and deal with some unique new dietary requirements.

When a chance encounter brings Tenshi in touch with Cirno, they both learn something new. Not all learning is for the better, however. Can something be done before Tenshi descends down a path from which she cannot return?

He promised he would come back for her. And he did. / The first time they met, the first time a man returned for her, the first time they came to Camp Half Blood, the first time she thought he was a complete fool (and the times after that). The many firsts in the relationship of Calypso, goddess of Ogygia and Leo Valdez, son of Hephaestus. (Post- HoH; CALEO)

Incredibly curious as to what was going on inside, Elliot grabbed the door and swung it open with both hands. The first thing Elliot saw was Bonnie, and with a smile Elliot stepped into the room. Bonnie spun around, meeting the gaze of a young boy. "What are you doing here?" Bonnie cried out. "I heard you down the hall and wanted to see you Bonnie" the boy said innocently.

After getting stuffed into a suit, Mike has no recollection of his former life and is something the others tend to keep. As Mike adjusts to his new life and is taken under Bonnie's wing, will their seemingly small secret stay a secret forever? Or will Mike learn the truth of his untimely demise... Now M.

Axel is getting a little tired of stupid, awkward questions from Roxas and Xion. He's so tired of it, in fact, that now he's taking it out of the rest of the Organization. This is a minor AU where Castle Oblivion hasn't happened yet, and the Organization is fully staffed. Platonic AkuRokuShi. Rated T for the occasional very awkward question. COMPLETE.

Sven is in a bit of a predicament. For most of his life, he's been sure that he is straight and never felt any attraction towards other males. Though when he met Ratchet, he was beginning to show signs otherwise but is oblivious to them. Rated M because a certain Zoroark has a colorful mouth and for what's to come. Yaoi/Slash.

Examon becomes the eleventh Digimon to be accepted into the Order of the Royal Knights. However, him being a dragon causes some friction with some of the other knights. Despite this, fitting in won't be the only problem he'll have to deal with. Evil Digimon threaten the stability of the Digital World and the Order. On top of that, the Royal Knights clash over their differences.

Having befriended the lone security guard, Freddy and the gang decide they should get to know him a little better. After so many years alone, maybe all they want is a human's touch. Rated M for smut in the following chapters. Mike x The Freddy Fazbear crew.

Mike Schmidt, a name forever etched into his memory...and his heart. Reunited by unusual circumstances, Bonnie and the latest night watch find they've got a lot of catching up to do.

A continuation of the Mechromancer's ECHO logs. Text only, unfortunately (Cherami hasn't returned my calls).

Synthetic Saga 1- Mike Schmidt is desperate. He's lost his job. The rent is piling up. He's on his last few dollars. He has no friends, he's unwilling to ask his family for help. Until he's apparently saved in the form of a new security job at a local pizzeria. On his first night working there, he learns there's a lot more than meets the eye about Freddy's. And it's not that bad

This Guide will give you the very best advice and information on how to raise, train, bond and take care of your very own Unova-native pokemon! Learn everything you can about your little (or big) friends! Written by the highly accomplished and quirky Pokemon Professor Fuhri. Note: The author is not held accountable for any murders or injuries inflicted by Pokemon.

Megucas must fight witches and EVIL to save the world from danger.

The Knight Lautrec has stumbled upon a terrible realization: Lordran is being cycled over and over endlessly by a stream of 'Chosen' heroes. Now he's intent on finding a way to put an end to the madness, and is enlisting the aid of Quelana, Mother of Pyromancy, Patches the Hyena, and others to resolve this eternal conflict - and break the cycle. Cover Art by 'AskCiaran' on Tumblr.

Left alone with Dudley's computer, Harry googles "Tom Marvolo Riddle" on a whim. Perhaps he shouldn't have done that... HP/TR romance.

One of Alice's lifelong goals is fulfilled when a Shanghai doll works its way up to sentience. But how exactly does one raise a doll? And are two teenage magicians really ready for parenthood? [Update Feb. 11 2014 - added epilogue]

Seek Guidance; Hurl Lightning Spear. Everything starts to make sense. Praise the motherf &*ing sun.

Being cornered by a monster was the last thing Conall expected when he entered the abandoned house in the woods, and neither he nor the Slenderman could anticipate the bond that would grow between them. Co-Authored with Griff! This story is M/M and is rated Mature.

A collection of mostly light-hearted oneshots and short ficlets about the lives and relationships of the various characters in Umineko. Ranging from Ange to Zepar and covering all in between, there should be something for everyone.

[Complete] Death on Pandora is a bit complicated. A young girl gets a chance at a life she never had, even if it is a bit... tense. An Angel-centric story. Now with Bonus Content at the end. Prequel-ish story titled Hypocritical Oath.

Wherein the entire school life of mutual killings was all a setup for The Greatest, Most Hope-Inducing Surprise Birthday Party in the History of Mankind. Endgame spoilers!

The Yule Ball did not go well, so Dobby decides to use ancient elf magic to create another Christmastide ball for Harry and his friends. But elf magic is a dangerous thing - you may get exactly what you wish for. Harry/Tom romance.

One uneventful day, Rhyme's beloved bell pendant takes a tumble down the local sewage system. Worried brothers, bad coffee, math frauds, and tale-telling shoes aside, she wants it back. Rhyme-centric.

An epistolary fanfiction featuring a series of memos that covers the entire span of Dissidia and chronicles the resulting hilarity.

The Hakurei Miko's job is just as much about preventing incidents as it is solving them. For instance, here she tries to pry Alice out of isolation by dropping a certain kleptomaniacal witch on her head. What could possibly go wrong?

Stamford explodes. Friends choose sides. Spider-man reveals his identity. This is just my story about how the Civil War should have gone.

ºAkihiko/Minatoº Given a chance to start all over again, will Minato be able to make a difference in his future? An exploration of what New Game Plus could really mean.

Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.

What happens when Axel is just messing with Demyx, and ends up falling in love with him. Roxas chases after Axels love, only to find out he likes another. Whats with Marluxia? he hates gay men, but find out he's one himself.. Random Fun. Love. Yaoi! [Axel

While Yuna is gone, Seymour shows up... again... and is defeated... again. However, no summoner means no sending, so Rikku, Lulu, Wakka, and Auron must keep Seymour with them until they find Yuna. First attempt at a story. Kinda silly. Behold the alte