Name's David. As you can probably guess, I write for a hobby. My other hobby is gaming, so you can pretty much expect that most of my fanfics are on games. So far, I've completed my Resident Evil Isolation story, and I am currently working on FEAR: Operation York. I would like to also note that I'm not into involving main characters from the game series I write on, so if you do end up reading one of my stories, and think 'why isn't Chris Redfield in this?' or 'how come all these characters weren't in the games?', don't come crying to me about it. Or you shall answer my fists of fury! I will feed you 31 flavours of David pain two scoops at a time! RAAWWWWWWWWWWWWR! XD Just kidding!

On a more serious note, if you do like what you read of my work, please review. If you are not so fond, or have some problems with it, I'd be happy to discuss it, as long as the discussion is civil and remains so.

Faves

Books: Anything written by Stephen King, H P Lovecraft, S D Perry, Darren Shan, and Michael Crichton.

Films: Dog Soldiers, Resident Evil, Dawn of the Dead, Deathwatch, Alien Quadrilogy, The Cottage, Quarantine, Shawn of the Dead, Thirteen Ghosts, Ghost Ship, Grudge, The Ring, X-Men Origins: Wolverine, Doom, The All Together, The Mist, Salem's Lot 2004, Desperation, Dead Silence, Saw saga, Godfather, Jurassic Park, Jaws, Pulp Fiction... I'll think of more later.

TV shows: The Walking Dead, Two and a Half Men, King of Queens, Frasier, Becker, Scrubs, South Park, Family Guy, Simpsons, Lost, Have I Got News For You, Argumental, Mock the Week, Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Top Gear, My Name is Earl, Little Britain, Robot Chicken, Harvey Birdman, Angel, Red Vs Blue, PANICS... the list goes on.

Games: Skyrim, Mass Effect 1, Mass Effect 2, Mass Effect 3 (aside from its ending), Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age: Awakening, Dragon Age 2, Fallout New Vegas, Fallout 3, FEAR, FEAR Files, FEAR 2, Oblivion, Resident Evil series, Silent Hill series (except 3), Doom 3, The Suffering games, Fatal Frame series, Godfather game, Knights of the Old Republic games, Gears of War, Gears of War 2, Halo series, CoD Modern Warfare, Fire Emblem, Super Smash Bros Melee, Dead Rising, Left 4 Dead, GUN, old Pokemon games (sad, but let's face it: those games were good, as was its old series, before Misty left XD), Timesplitters: Future Perfect, Cold Fear, Clock Tower, Dino Crisis series, Worms, SWAT Global Strike... so many to list! XD

Music: Varies, though I despise rap. It aptly rhymes with crap! XD

Internet vids: Fallout 3 vids, Pewdiepie vids, 4PP vids, Nostalgia Critic vids, Yamimash vids, ShadowLeggy vids, SirSt007's vids, Mega 64 vids.

Quotes:

"Rock crushes paper. But paper covers rock. And scissors cuts paper!... Kif, we have a conundrum!" - Zapp Brannigan from Futurama.

"Ha ha ha! Big mistake!" - my father upon hearing of my sister's engagement.

"War does not determine who is right - only who is left." - Wadsworth in Fallout 3 (though he copied a philosopher whom I can't remember).

"Lalalalalalala... You shut up!" - Sticky in Fallout 3

"You s'wit!" - some drunk Dark Elf in Oblivion

"Did you know Brain Blessed's wife is locked in a soundproof cellar? The ironic thing is she built it." - Paul Merton mocking Brian Blessed's loud voice.

"Don't hit me!" - Gob in Fallout 3

"You rigged the bomb. Excellent... EXCELLENT!" - A very excited Mr Burke in Fallout 3

"Does George Bush even know who Gordon Brown is? I bet he thinks Tony Blair put on weight and had a stroke!" - Frankie Boyle on Gordon Brown.

"Do you like the music of Showaddywaddy?" - Hugh Dennis.

"Have you noticed Jesus wore a halo as a baby, and a crown of thorns upon his death? Must have been a hat person!" - My sister on Jesus.

"Dad, you're a ghoul!" - Frasier Crane in Frasier

"You just got Sarge'd!" - Sarge from Red Vs Blue

"You sure there were no casualties? So no soldier, a particular soldier in yellow armor, was accidentally hit by a shotgun that accidentally went off in the hands of his superior officer?" - Sarge from Red Vs Blue

"Hey, where'd all your meat go?" - Frank from PANICS

"It was a moth!" "It was a bat. It made a high-pitched scream!" "That was you!" - Frasier and Niles Crane in Frasier.

"You know how I feel about direct sunlight." "Yes, mom. And wolfbane." - Evelyn Harper and Charlie Harper in Two and a Half Men

"I have over 270,000 gamerscore." - David Lodwick on his gamerscore. XD Lodwick you crazy!

"Sorry Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't dies." - Mr Garrison in South Park.

"He deserved to die. They all deserve to die." - Paxton Fettel in FEAR.

"Retaliation..." - Paxton Fettel in FEAR

"You killed me. I did not like that." - Paxton Fettel in FEAR Extraction Point.

"You're like free pizza in an anime convention. She smells you. She will consume you!" - Terry 'Snake Fist' Halford in FEAR 2

"There's something wrong with this thing! It keeps jamming... See?" Headshot - Anthony Carmine in Gears of War

"Holy shit. Holy shit, holy shit. HOLY SHIT!" - Benjamin Carmine in Gears of War 2.

"They're sinking cities with a giant worm!" - Marcus Fenix in Gears of War 2.

"And that is how I came up with the idea for the game Cold Fear, and if you don't believe me you shall answer to my fists of FURY! I will feed you 31 flavours of Gunther pain two scoops at a time!" - dubbed 'Gunther' in Cold Fear Ad #2 (Mega 64)

"You are a peon! You are unworthy of polishing my French footwear! I am an important man, and I am a wet man! How do you like it? HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?!" - dubbed 'Gunther' in Cold Fear Ad #3 (Mega64).

"NEDM" - NEDM cat

"ZUUL, MOTHERFUCKER, ZUUUUUL!" - Nostalgia Critic.

"Someone else might have gotten it wrong." - Mordin Solus (Mass Effect 3).

"*Mockingly* Oh, but ze Hanged Man is so filthy! Heheheheh!" "It is filthy." "*sigh* Orlesians!" - Varric, Fenris and Aveline's reactions to Dulci finding out her son is at the Hanged Man (Dragon Age 2).

"A man is made by the quality of his enemies. Maric told me that once." - Loghain Mac Tir (Dragon Age: Origins).

"It's your kids, Marty!" - Doc Brown. DOC BROWN!! XD