Name: Kallie, KK ( Don't ask how I got it, I don't know, it sort of just happened i guess), K squared ( Luv Ya Ashley!), KDOA (Alessa) and 'That Crazy Girl Over There'.

Age: 10,766,436,399

Crap About ME!: Out of all the people i know, I am probably the craziest (except for all my friends at the mental hospital- I LOVE YOU ETHEL!!!). I'm dating (I was requested not to disclose any personal information or names) Giraffe Boy ( Alessa's nickname for him [ which i totally dont get. he doesnt even look like a giraffe (or not to me at least) and its not the name or anything that makes him giraffe boy, for his name sounds nothing like giraffe].) which i get a lot of crap about like 'why are you dating him' and 'your way out of his league'. but i dont care... IM BLINDED BY LOVE!!!!:D I love to sing. Lalalalala! Even ask my bffl, Alessa, im like a siren. I love soccer too. My friends get pissed a lot cuz of the following situations: " can u come over today?" "no" "why?" "soccer practice." "!@#$%$@!#@#$!@#@!$#@!$#@$#@$#%$%$#$@$#@%#$@@!@!$#@$#$$%$#@#$@%$@$%#%$#$@#$T#%$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Yesh. Gimme a break people. I have soccer everyday of the week ( but not not anymore- thank you end of season!!!)

As for me being Aphrodite's daughter...well, it was an offer I couldnt refuse:).JK. Alessa came up with it. I know what you ask now; "What makes you oh-so-undoutably pulchritudinous?" (mean's beautiful- didn't think i was smart too, did ya?):). I dont know... maybe my blond hair and blue eyes. Or maybe its just the herbal essences...(IJ!!!!!).

If you have any questions or comments or complaints or candy, contact me and i wont respond.

No seriously.

I know where you live.

ps; to alessa,

im not anorexic. and why do you like secret deoderant? you should like degree! remember? tropical poder!!!!!!!!!!!

And remember...

I know where you live.