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Akatsuki Employee Handbook by Phantomflower reviews
A guide to all things Akatsuki. From how members are chosen to organizational rules and regulations, look for it here.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,622 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 11/2/2018 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Pain/Pein, Madara U.
Bleach kareoke crack by TheDrunkenWerewolf reviews
Join the cast of bleach at the Pink Parrot kareoke nightclub, where everyone gets drunk and sings, and Gin videos everything for his youtube channel. Story originally written for Crazyfeatherhead, but I do take requests! Contains nothing but OOC-ness, hilarity, drag, celebrity cameos and crack.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,787 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/5/2017 - Published: 7/17/2009
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,415 - Reviews: 1466 - Favs: 1,318 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 1/1/2008
An Unlikely Encounter: revision by Songs.That.Serenade7 reviews
Katherine Quinzel worked as an artist in Gotham, but when she gets caught up the Joker's schemes, will she turn him in, or become his Harlequin? Rated M for language, future lemons, sexual situations and innuendos. AU
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 125,720 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 4/14/2015 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Joker
Wish you were here by banshee-hime reviews
Men break hearts Shinigamis dont. They get their hearts broken by breaking the rules. The hearts that not many of them have, and that none are supposed to have... A one-shot about feelings of a Shinigami OCxUndertaker Lemon warning
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,252 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/29/2014 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Undertaker, OC - Complete
The Black Butler's Assistant by SlytheCat202 reviews
Ciel hires a pretty new servant named Emilie Wright. At first Sebastian thinks he just has another inadequate servant to take care of, but quickly finds that she can do everything nearly as well as he can. SebxOC. Please R&R! Rated T just in case.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,246 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Sebastian M.
Paper Hearts by cute-saki reviews
The one-night stand had been unintentional. The pregnancy was an accident. But falling in love was yet her biggest mistake. Because even the road to hell is paved with good intentions and the toll was her heart. TYL!-setting. Hibari/Chrome. 1896.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 84,877 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Chrome D., K. Hibari, Mukuro R., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Monochrome by Ninja Shen reviews
No evil is pure black, and no good is pure white. Nekozawa x Haruhi
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,337 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 1,329 - Follows: 1,302 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Haruhi F., U. Nekozawa
Requiem by abhorrent reviews
Formerly "Lacrimosa," A brief farewell from B to L, written from master to pet. A short response, triggered by hopeless despair. Rated M for Beyond being Beyond.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,898 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 1/21/2009 - BB, L - Complete
Blue Roses by Captain Spiral reviews
She offered out a blue rose and smiled a deceptively charming smile, “Do you have a wish?” Full Summary Inside. Sebastian/OC/Undertaker
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 62,302 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Sebastian M., Undertaker
Skinned Knees by The Forgotten Unforgetable reviews
Kisuke Urahara/OC- Urahara was taking a lovely little stroll when he sees a dust cloud coming down a very steep hill. He watches Hanako Ayame rise, then fall at the sight of blood. Upon waking up, he realizes that her memory is completely shot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,228 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 1/28/2008 - K. Urahara
Abrasions by IMH reviews
Change is inevitable, but when a person changes for the worse, what can one do? Teru Mikami as seen through the eyes of another, his wife. Watch the man change into a god. Now a multi-chapter story. MikamiOC, SPOILERS.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 56,663 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Mikami T.
The Greatest Revenge by Desi-Pari Always reviews
Linnet Reynolds knew Benjamin Barker long before he met Lucy. Due to tragic circumstance, she was forced to leave London. How will she react when on her return voyage, she discovers Sweeney Todd? SWEENEY/OC...lovett lovers may be disappointed
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,722 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Sweeney T. - Complete
Kitty by Isilithix reviews
Nii Yugito, deadly assassin of Kumogakure and Jinchuriki of the Nibi. Yugito sometimes has times where she acts like a cat. What happens when an 8 year old Naruto finds her acting like a cat and makes her his pet? Or, tries to...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,496 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Naruto U., Yugito N.
Matt's Guide to Love, Dating, and Marriage by Skyskater reviews
If you want to get that special someone to look your way, this is the handbook for you. There's no REAL lemon, but many mentions of sex.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 67,122 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Matt, Mello
What Happens with the Undertaker, Stays by menolikey reviews
So you've got this dead chick. You've got the undertaker. Not interesting? Well what if this dead chick had a Ciel-complex. And what if she hates Seb's guts and works for the Undertaker. OC/Undertaker
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,719 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Undertaker
Telling Honest Lies by thundercow reviews
Everything they are and everything they aren't. — Yukiatsu, Tsuruko.
AnoHana - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,446 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Tsuruko/Chiriko T., Yukiatsu/Atsumu M. - Complete
Just Like a Girl by Dior Crystal reviews
Due to Szayel accidentally giving Ulquiorra the wrong pills, Ulquiorra turns into a girl overnight. Oh dear God. Can he go through this whole ordeal without being discovered? GrimmUlqui, one-sided IchiUlqui and GrimmRen. Shounen-ai.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,711 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
Streets in Summer by thundercow reviews
Even after seven years, she's looking at him looking at her. — Yukiatsu, Tsuruko.
AnoHana - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Tsuruko/Chiriko T., Yukiatsu/Atsumu M. - Complete
In Love and Death: Pein Short Love Story by messynessy reviews
A Pein short love story that delves into the depressed, distraught mind of Pein after his beloved soul-mate Tekai's death. PeinxOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,034 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Pain/Pein, Akatsuki - Complete
BFFF by CryHOg reviews
Let's face it. We all have that certain coworker we can't stand and wish they would just die. Harsh,yes. But that's how we feel sometimes. But after a few beers will you become friends? Or Lovers? No? How 'bout married? No? Then-oh...OH!...oh? AmerEngld
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,957 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 1/26/2010 - America, England/Britain
Swim 'Til You Drown by Illyria13 reviews
Guilt is a powerful motivator, and he has so much to be guilty for.
Flashpoint - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,176 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Sam B. - Complete
Final Solution by Seastone Chair reviews
We need to be strong, Bruder, we need to be one." The day before the Nazi Final Solution was set in motion; Prussia has doubts. Germancest. YAOI. Twoshot. Second chapter is back up!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,892 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
Log of the End of the World by Writer of a Thousand Colors reviews
I don't care what the cover of this book says in fancy golden script, because it's lying. This is not a diary. This is a log about the ending of the world." Everything breaks, even Nations, but their words remain.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,630 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Caught You on the Flip Side by firefly reviews
I knew you once, a long time ago. You were born in a nebula, and I was born in a star, and the spark of our union was enough to ignite a thousand Big Bangs. And though I don't remember you, I've never stopped searching. Deidara/Ino. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 43,430 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Ino Y., Deidara
Trials and Tribulations of a Teutonic Lover by GoxHaya reviews
For someone so self-centered, Prussia has a serious problem understanding his feelings. With the help of Spain and France, will Gilbert be able to get in touch with his heart? Germancest Germany x Prussia with a side of Spain x Romano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 162,141 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Tengoku ni Ochiru by Gosangoku reviews
It's hypocritical. It's wrong. But it's so damn addictive. Arthur Kirkland's a therapist with a dark past, and Alfred F. Jones is a young man with high aspirations and big problems. Can they help each other? — US/UK. More pairings inside!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 108,720 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009 - America, England/Britain
Once Upon a Nightmare by Xianscent reviews
It all began at Wammy's House. A new girl and some unknown characters step into the picture as the days pass by slowly. BBxOC.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,985 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009 - BB
Hana Kimi Naruto style! by hinatauzumakimi3 reviews
What!Hinata's going to an all boy's school! How will she hide her enormous boobs? What about her hair? And what about Naruto? Is he falling in l-love with this new b-boy? Gah read and find out! NaruHina slight sasuhina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,998 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Comfort by Tiro reviews
Ichigo hated to cry, and since his mother's death only one has been allowed to see it.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
Painting by Pappillon reviews
And that was his visage, his flesh, his clothing and his mouth, doctored into such a brilliant grin. (Cover image graciously done by deniigisukarnoart on Tumblr!)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 33,846 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Whose Line is It AnywayBleach Style! by PiFace314 reviews
We bring the human world's most entertaining game show to the Seritei! The game where the points don't matter, and everybody wins! Rated T for swearing and some adult content.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,544 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009
Vivisection by kllleigh reviews
A story of two very messed-up people meeting each other in a very messed-up world...because the Avatar world is just as flawed as ours. ZukoxOC.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 59 - Words: 109,755 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Zuko - Complete
Our Song by Esso reviews
The story of Elizaveta Hedevary and Roderich Edelstein - how they, surprisingly, fell in love and - even stranger - fell out of it. Discontinued.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,727 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Austria, Hungary
How to leave the closet by ButterFish reviews
US/UK - AU. Arthur is a businessman who is still in the closet. Alfred is openly gay. The two of them meet - and fall in love. But can they keep up this relationship when they're so different?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 99,131 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 11/21/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Aves of Maria by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
A tale of obsession. He watched her, followed her… stalked her. Light was never a religious person, but no longer would he deny the existence of angels. Onesided LightxOC Warning: Rated for religious and mature themes and situations. Complete!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,931 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Light Y. - Complete
Miscommunications by UnionJack-O-Lantern reviews
Ivan comes home after a merry day of drinking to his eagerly waiting sister, only to snap into rage when he mistakenly accuses Natalya of sleeping with Toris. She wanted to become one with him...be careful what you wish for, Natty. Rape Lemon .:two shot:.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,856 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Russia, Belarus - Complete
Ultimo by brokenheart-edge reviews
Ultimo: Latin for the last, the end. What goes through Ciel's mind as he approaches his own?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Cold As Ice by CrazedTB reviews
Russia was gradually losing interest in her, and she knew it. And it tore her to mutilated bits, the tattered pieces of her heart aching. Russia/OC America/OC Rated T for safety
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,084 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Russia, America
Portrait by sakura1243 reviews
"I admit that there have been many times I wished I could disappear. Sink through the floor, dissolve into the wall, just close my eyes and make it all go away." Slight Russia/OC. Liet's POV.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Lithuania, Russia - Complete
Helpful Nations by HappeDaez reviews
“Ah…formatting, out of character, names, and…” Japan paused as he read off the list. “…Why is lemon written here in such big letters?” France, Canada and Japan give advice to authors. Sex and jokes ensue.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,728 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Visitation Rights by firefly reviews
It was ironic that in comparing her friends' lives to soap operas, Ino's own life would suddenly become as surreal as a daytime talk show. Ino. Deidara. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,335 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Ino Y., Deidara
Veritas Diaboli Manet in Aeternum by Diluted Thoughts reviews
Though he pledged his very existence to Prince Soma, Agni is still a human. But Sebastian?—he is a demon that only speaks the truth. Slash. Sebastian/Agni.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,971 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Sebastian M., Agni - Complete
Innocence by Tiro reviews
Kakuzu wondered how he got himself into this situation. Why couldn't it have happened to Hidan?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
At Your Service by Dior Crystal reviews
The first thing that Ulquiorra thought when he saw his uniform for work was that this had better be a joke or a mistake. It was not. Maid!Ulquiorra. AU. GrimmUlqui. Written for the GrimmUlquiFC.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,236 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Inventor's Block by Solo Loco Ellingson-Rose reviews
Subtitle: In Which Mayuri Muses. Everyone's favorite crazed scientist get's the inventor's block, and finds himself musing on various things. It's kind of a crackfic, no pairings. T for mild swearing and Chapter 3.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,060 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Mayuri K., Nemu K.
Let's try to stay alive by ButterFish reviews
Two USUK oneshots - punk!Arthur and hippie!Alfred hang out.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/11/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Don't You Know Which Clothes Even Fit Me? by CarbonBlack reviews
When America is coerced into retrieving England from one of the last places in the world he expected to find the Brit, he sets out on a mission to experience and expose this interesting and strangely un-lame side of his former brother.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,843 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 10/5/2009 - America, England/Britain
Divided We Stand by animus-furandi reviews
A poem I wrote for school - from Prussia's POV, addressing Germany. Details what went on in Berlin during the Cold War, especially the situation with the Berlin Wall.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
Doppelganger by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
Before confronting Light during the college ceremony, L attempts to call on someone who wants nothing to do with him: a college professor. "Alternate killed himself, Backup went insane, and Copy was murdered; now there is only you, D."
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,008 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/27/2010 - L - Complete
Wishful Thinking by Abarero reviews
Belarus wishes for what she wants most on her birthday- Russia. Little does he know, but he's playing right into her hands. Belarus/Russia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Belarus, Russia - Complete
And Then They Got Bored by Rhen Nightshade reviews
Seriously, America thought, this had to be the most boring meeting of world history. Ironic that it’s a world meeting. And then he noticed England chewing his pen. USUK. Lemon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,038 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 70 - Published: 4/17/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Ciel's Decent by Sincostax reviews
This is a poem I wrote for my English Ballad work. It's about the last episode when Ciel is dieing. Sorry If it's a bit corny C:
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Lessons in Love by Dior Crystal reviews
Got a love problem? Ask Ulquiorra! That's exactly what Grimmjow does. Or rather, threatens him. He gives Ulquiorra a choice: help him or be humiliated. So what's it gonna be? Yaoi. GrimmUlqui. AU. Set in high school.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,340 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
The Science of Romance by Animelover210 reviews
Mayuri Kurotsuchi has always been fascinated by science and technology. People have found him strange and he had no problem with it. What happens when a member of the new staff is like him? MayurixOC Rated M for language, violence, and lemons.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,116 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Mayuri K. - Complete
I've Found Myself in Wonderland by Mystic Lady Fae reviews
After Underland, Alice left England for China, never to return. However, the White Queen doesn't know that. What happens when an invitation to Alice Kingsley is found by Alice Cunningham, her descendant, 100 years later? NO Hatter-Alice, BUT Hatter/OC
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,255 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
A Long War by KSFWolfe reviews
The poison that was winding it's way into his mind. It was going to crush him. They were going to lose.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2010 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Silence in the Sunlight by Meulin's Disciple reviews
Summary inside. Summary has been slightly altered. Rated M for violence, language, and lemons in future chapters. Pairing: Ulquiorra/OC. Chapter 4 is FINALLY up. Formerly called "Eternity Shadows".
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,225 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Ulquiorra
Ulquiorra's origin and L's afterlife by TheDrunkenWerewolf reviews
how did Ulquiorra become Ulquiorra? Well, it all began with the death of the most famous detective whose face was unknown to the world and his journey into the afterlife. Half serious/half crack. Spoilers for the most recent bleach manga and death note.
Crossover - Bleach & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,496 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Ulquiorra, L
Pay What You Owe! by Rayna Lissesul reviews
Anzu Kimura was a girl who liked monotony in her life. Monotony was her safeguard; monotony kept her sane. The slightest change was bound to set her off... So when her monotony is challenged, she's determined to fix it. Go figure it would lead to this...
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 129,964 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Shinji H. - Complete
Spiteful Valentine by Dusky reviews
Spite found Valentines Day to be sickening and pointless. She doesn't understand the concept of love....but maybe she will change her mind. Valentines Day request. EnvyXOC. Don't like, don't read.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Envy - Complete
Hello, Neighbour by Dior Crystal reviews
When Ulquiorra moves into his new house, he thinks the neighbourhood and everyone there are perfect. Until he meets his annoying neighbour, that is. GrimmUlqui. Yaoi.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,472 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
There's No Place Like London by Johnnydspiratequeen reviews
Sweeney Todd felt like he was all alone in the world until he met a penniless woman that shares his same need for vengeance. Are they just what each other need? Sweeney/OC
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 52,315 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Sweeney T.
Táncol? by Lady Charity reviews
Elizaveta is determined to find out who Gilbert wants to ask out for the school dance. If that means bullying his friends, being hired by Gilbert to slave over a cake, and invading his diaries, so be it. Chap 6: You broke your promise.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,577 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Hungary, Prussia - Complete
Bloodstained Smile by Okinawa Angel reviews
Emiko is a young woman of 25 found at a battleground. Brought back to the Akatsuki, her massive chakra reserves catch the attentions of various ninja. No matter what seems to happen to her or her friends, she is bound to have a smile : Hidan/OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 49,280 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Hidan
The Origins of Gilbird by Demoness Drakon reviews
How did Gilbert find his 'little buddy' exactly? Well, the truth is stranger than anything really...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
The Inside is What Counts by Tiro reviews
Kurotsuchi Mayuri hides his face behind a mask. That mask also hides who he really is. One day, someone discovers who he really is, and they both find a new friend. Fifth, and LAST one-shot. Non-yaoi.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,599 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 5/7/2009 - K. Zaraki, Mayuri K. - Complete
Sleeptalking by TheDrunkenWerewolf reviews
Request from Crazyfeatherhead. Aizen finds Kira asleep at his desk... and talking to him. A cute little AiKira fic.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2010 - I. Kira, S. Aizen - Complete
Akatsuki's Answering Machine by Secret Sheik reviews
This may be the feudal era, but Akatsuki needs an answering machine for all the calls they get. However, sometimes the answering machine can get pretty weird...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,982 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Akatsuki
Our last waltz by Psychogoth reviews
Like the title says. It's Sebastian and Ciel's last waltz. Inspired by the song "can i have this dance" Inside contains an Alternate ending, in my point of view, what should've happened. Any who, Please R and R.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Beautiful Relationship by Sailor Water Dragon reviews
Very Light Grell/Undertaker. The two have a nice evening conversation. Quite simple really.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Undertaker, Grell S. - Complete
How Prussia Stole Christmas by Hazel-Beka reviews
A parody of 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas'. Prussia decides that he's sick of getting socks and being alone at Christmas, so he decides to get rid of it - Grinch style. Can Italy save the day? Written in Dr Seuss-style rhyme and narrated by England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/24/2009 - N. Italy, Prussia - Complete
Blue and Gray by Skyskater reviews
Your eyes follow me, all blue and gray. I smile quite sincerely and kneel down to pray. MattMello, written just before their deaths
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
The South Ain't Just Fer Rednecks by X-Hayze-chan-X reviews
One-shot. US/UK lemon for a fic exchange. "One day, while visiting the south, America got an idea."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/12/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Letterbox by Pappillon reviews
Elizaveta is forced into an arranged marriage for her country, but what of her heart?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 87,106 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Hungary, Prussia - Complete
Soar Away by Kit-Kat Punk-lover reviews
Sequel to Breaking Through/ She's escaped the grips of her past, but can she handle the truth of the present? It's revealed and nothing can stop it's harsh decieving force. All she can so is face it and hope... but for what exactly? Closure or an escape?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,854 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 11/3/2009 - L, Light Y.
A Healer's Kiss by Okinawa Angel reviews
A young medic finds Zetsu injured after one of his missions. To his surprise, she does not flee when offered the position of Akatsuki medic. What her past holds could strain the few relationships she currently has and ruin her new ones. Zetsu/OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,152 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Zetsu
White Ink by Skyskater reviews
Kakashi writes Minato an anonymous love letter, and Minato claims that "he will humor the lady the day she can write a love letter to him in white ink." And Kakashi makes a plan..... Minato x Kakashi, AU, Kakashi is around 14-15 in this. For Tee Fannie
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Death Isn't Supposed to be So Beautiful by Skyskater reviews
Memories flood, of handcuffs, of cake, of strawberry minty breath kissing my face in sweet unconscious slumber...I think I love you. Secret message inside. L x Light, L's death scene
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
October Twenty Fourth by lilien passe reviews
Gilbert is in the hospital. Ludwig visits him every day. Fic trade with kivaember. Warnings: Sadness. Crippling angst. AU Germancest. Even more angst. Craziness. You have been warned.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,327 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 56 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
The Cupcake Revolt by smearedliner reviews
A fearless leader leads the orphans of Wammy's House in an impatient revolt demanding their cupcakes! Drabble.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Mello, L - Complete
Always and Forever by Mischievious Moogle reviews
A young Matt finds a shy, frightened girl hiding in his bed on a hot summer day. They have been inseparable ever since. A MattxOC fanfiction
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,683 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Matt - Complete
Dreaming of You by Spicenee reviews
Ichigo walks into something that he wasn't expecting to see. It will change his relationship with Orihime and it will never be the same again. IchiHime pairing. Lemony goodness inside.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,896 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Ichigo K., Orihime I.
One Hundred Things Austria Mustn't Do by Hazel-Beka reviews
12. Shaving off Francis' beard will only result in temporary satisfaction and is therefore not worth it. 70. Attempting to watch The Sound of Music will only result in tears. 71. America's tears. A list fic that does what it says on the tin.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Austria - Complete
Breaking Through by Kit-Kat Punk-lover reviews
What happens when an abused girl enters Whammy house? How will Matt, Mello, and Near save her before she falls down into the pit of despair where she won't be able to escape? What happens when they each fall in love with her? Chapters 1-23 REWRITTEN
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 95,653 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Slip of the Tongue by Luminous Circus reviews
Is the relationship between Sebastian and OC really as meaningless as they try to make it appear?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Sebastian M. - Complete
Fervent by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
Students had fallen in love with their teachers before, and vice versa. It wasn’t some taboo, shocking sight. But, damn, why did SHE have to be one of them!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Gai M., Tenten - Complete
Subtle Matter by firefly reviews
He's always been bad at articulating his thoughts and she's never been merciful to those craving her acknowledgment. Hidan. Konan. 52 Flavours format.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,369 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Konan, Hidan - Complete
In Relation by SeekerAstria reviews
As a god, Death the Kid knew he'd grow up differently to his friends and their families. But over time, it seems there are more similarities - and conflicts - than you might imagine.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,550 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Lord Death/Shinigami-sama, Death The Kid
Anything, Within Reason by smearedliner reviews
He pressed the prongs of his fork against his lower lip. "I can have anything?" Drabble written for L's birthday. LxOC
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2009 - L - Complete
Black Polish by Kit-Kat Punk-lover reviews
Matt is questioned on why Mello is obsessed with his nails, which of course Matt answers with much glee to fully embarass the blond, but who wouldn't really? Poor Mello...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
A Meeting By Chance by Procrastinatorial reviews
Sheltering from the rain under a rooftop on an alley near a pub isn't the brightest idea I could think of. Luckily, I was saved, by who you ask? By a tall man with long silver hair and a wide freaky grin! Undertaker/OC
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Undertaker, OC - Complete
Rubyred Eyes by ReiMori reviews
A poem on how Ciel views Sebastian's "Ruby-red Eyes". Implied Sebastian x Ciel. PLEASE REVIEW!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
The Day Prussia Ruled the World by Hazel-Beka reviews
Gilbert decides that what the world really needs is to be ruled by him. He is happy to oblige. Oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Prussia - Complete
Bleach: The Peroxide Series by Millie M. Banshee reviews
A series of short stupid stories. 1. A Day off: Some male Shinigami decided to make a bet on Rangiku's bust size. 2. The Toshiro Two-step: Toshiro gets unwanted dancing lessons & more trouble. 3. Why Ulquiorra Never Smiles: Gin learns why very quickly.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,043 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, Ikkaku M.
Not so Hollow by Mistrunner reviews
a wounded Ichigo goes to Inoue for some healing, but is it realy him? and is healing the only thing he wants from her? InoueOrihimexDarkIchigo - Lemons - Ch 10 up
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,060 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Dark Ichigo, Orihime I.
Masquerade by Splintered Star reviews
Truth burned and reality was harsh, but Joker knew how to blind people with pretty tales and the rush of the circus. He just wished he could blind himself. Set before the circus arc, as Joker assembles his mask one morning. Spoilers through chapter 35.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Joker - Complete
Tango and Waltz by smearedliner reviews
Raising it Beyond drew the blade across his tongue. Pressing her forcefully against the floor, his body crawled up to straddle her as he kissed her hard. Graphic Lemon, and bloodplay. Beyond BirthdayxOC
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/25/2009 - BB - Complete
Boom, Now Scream by smearedliner reviews
Feverish hands tugged at clothes between heavy kisses. Fingernails dug deep into his flesh. Lemon. Beyond BirthdayxOC.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/22/2009 - BB - Complete
Beyond's Bloody Fantasy by o0RainbowParadise0o reviews
He could be the unholy anti-Christ. Maybe he already was....This is a Beyond story! Warning that this contains extreme violence & BxL scene! It's rated M for a reason!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,509 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/19/2009 - BB, L - Complete
For Sensei by Dior Crystal reviews
The following words that came out of Sentaro's mouth nearly gave Ukitake a heart attack; "IF YOU CAN KISS SENSEI, I'M GOING TO KISS HIM TOO!" UkitakexKiyone. And very little of one-sided UkitakexSentaro. AU. Student/Teacher.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,992 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2009 - J. Ukitake, Kiyone K. - Complete
Oh, Christmas Tree by smearedliner reviews
He found himself admitting that he really didn’t want to see the smile she seemed to have reserved just for Matt light up her face. Onesided NearxOC. Hint of MattxOC. Nearcentric.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Near - Complete
Fiancee's Story by Fire-Chan9490 reviews
Elizabeth has always loved Ciel. A series of verses about her side of their relationship.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Ciel P., Elizabeth M. - Complete
So long and goodnight by TheDrunkenWerewolf reviews
A confrontation between Gin and Izuru in the war set after manga chapter 324. Has some references to previous Kira abuse and some Gin abuse. Inspired by the song ‘Helena’ by my chemical romance. There's no happy endings here.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,582 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 9/3/2009 - I. Kira, G. Ichimaru - Complete
Reason for Absence by firefly reviews
She was already hopelessly late for her court appointment; the last thing she needed was to run down a member of one of the city's most dangerous crime syndicates. Ino. Hidan. Crack AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,668 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 113 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Ino Y., Hidan - Complete
Mello's Baby by smearedliner reviews
Mello’s life flashed before his eyes. What if an oncoming car hit him and killed him? He would never get to eat chocolate again! He would never get to see his baby again!-and its not what you think. Rated T for Mello's mouth. Drabble.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Mello - Complete
Blessed Victory by Minishini reviews
Nanashi Katsue was living a wonderfully comfortable life in Sereitei, setting broken limbs and putting sick Shinigami right. That is, until the day Captain Zaraki Kenpachi waltzed in to her clinic. Zaraki x OC
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 101,985 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - K. Zaraki
Military Discipline by Sephielya J. Maxwell reviews
Germany decides that Italy needs to do some shaping up, and he knows just how to do that...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,236 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Germany, N. Italy
Bleach, Fairytales, and A LOT of Crack by Open Casket Ceremony reviews
Join Hitsugaya and Ichigo on a trip to a land far, far, away, full of endless gender-bending, evil rapists, perverted woodland creatures, and more. All your favorite fairy-tales, Bleached. Crack IchiHitsu.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,531 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 4/5/2008 - T. Hitsugaya, Ichigo K.
Beyond's Battle poem by Jimberly reviews
A poem set in Beyond Birthday's view. I wanted to write a poem about blood, but of course B was the first thing I thought of. Enjoy!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/13/2009 - BB - Complete
Gilbird to the Rescue by The-Grim-Prince reviews
Home with a really bad stomachache, Prussia is regretting having lunch at England's house. Fortunately, his awesome little pal Gilbird arrives to help his namesake! Based on 'Oresama no Blog' entries Rated T for Gilbert's potty mouth. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Complete
The Fall of Prussia by Hazel-Beka reviews
Roderich visits Gilbert the day before Prussia is officially dissolved to try and ease Gilbert's fears about whether he'll still be there in the morning. Sort of Prussia/Austria. Oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,579 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/8/2009 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Finny's Mission by I'm A Cloud reviews
JokerxFinny. Pure crack. Finny needs something and Joker is the only one who can give it to him.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Finnian, Joker
The Howling by smearedliner reviews
Come listen to the crescendo of howls with me. Beyond BirthdayxOC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,268 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/4/2009 - BB - Complete
Spoofy Todd: Yet Another Parody From Fleet Street by Luminaires reviews
Originality? What's that? Yep, it's another parody of The Movie, in which there are anachronisms galore, girlie men aplenty, terrible song parodies, and much, much more. Read, review, repeat. FINALE CHAPTER UP NOW!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,430 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Orange Masks and Chopsticks by Okinawa Angel reviews
Tobi was created due to heartbreak but the cause of heartbreak suffered also. Minori Shokumotsu hides many secrets; even from Madara Uchiha. When these two meet again, what will happen to the delicate organization Akatsuki? Tobi/OC, Madara/OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,290 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Obito U., Madara U.
Turning the World Upside Down by Spazzkitty reviews
Your typical AU High school fic in which the members of the student council of Chikyuu High are unpleasantly surprised by the arrival of the four transfer students that defy everything they stand for. Rated for Romano's potty mouth. Pairings inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,340 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Austria, Hungary - Complete
Libraries are Luxuries by Jikage reviews
When Maka needs help rearranging her library, what more help could anyone provide other than that perfectionist, Death the Kid? /KidMaka/
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,915 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Death The Kid, Maka A.
Battle of the Ages by PiFace314 reviews
A poetic rendition of the battle between Kenpachi Zaraki and Nnoitra Jiruga. Please read and review.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2009 - K. Zaraki, Nnoitra G. - Complete
Breast Men by enemytosleep reviews
It all came down to tits. Written for the Livejournal group fma fic contest week 17 prompt: Humor!fic
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Maes H., Roy M. - Complete
Running Out by Syrasha reviews
She was born to run away. Her heart and soul lay out on that road. He sincerely wanted to change that. MattXOC MattOC MailXOC MailOC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Breaking Down by LxIsxJustice reviews
Beyond never felt like he could be loved. He never even asked for love. But that's exactly what I gave him. Beyond BirthdayxOC, pretty tragic ending. Rated T for one slightly sexual scene.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,874 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - BB - Complete
Vitamins by PiFace314 reviews
Some Shinji x OC. The newest Vizard in training won't take her vitamins, so Shinji needs to do something about it. Please R & R! Rated for language.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Shinji H. - Complete
Wonderland by Writer of a Thousand Colors reviews
She is broken, and Wonderland is gone. And there is no magic left in the world." Alice loses what it was like to be human.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Alice
Snake and Lab Rat by Azure Zangetsu reviews
Stein x Medusa smut. For anyone who wants it, read and review. (Revised Version).
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,256 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Franken Stein, Medusa G.
Muscle Memory by Rayna Lissesul reviews
Muscle memory: the process of the neuromuscular system memorizing motor skills. Synonym: neuromuscular facilitation. Layman's terms: actions that the body comes to memorize when repeated enough. After a while, things get as easy as breathing...
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 129,907 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Szayelaporro G. - Complete
Melancholic Past by Shadaez reviews
A one-shot. Mayuri X Nemu. Probably angsty. Most probably romance. Explores a possible past of Mayuri and why he made Nemu.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Nemu K., Mayuri K. - Complete
Family Matters by fantacination reviews
He smiles at her and decides that he doesn't see Beast's eyes light up in hope. He can't help it anymore than she can not see him off, this small scrap of a bad habit. Joker-pov, one-sided ? Beast/Joker
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Joker, Beast
Pocky by Kit-Kat Punk-lover reviews
When you cross a Mello deprived of chocolate and a box of pocky and you get something enticing indeed. M/M One-Shot
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Stripes by koa-chan reviews
Now Kid wants to die. Again. "I'M A FAILURE! I'M TRASH! I'M NOT SYMMETRICAL!" / KidxLizxPatti
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Death The Kid - Complete
Coffee Shop by Kit-Kat Punk-lover reviews
One-shot/ Who knew lingering in a coffee shop, drinking hot chocolate, and scaring away passing people would bring Mello an interest....and a pleasure. M/M AU
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,458 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Symmetry Love by Shinigami Shadows reviews
Shibusen is quiet after its battle with Asura. Things are back to normal, or are they? Our meisters find out that a mysterious girl was invited by Shinigami. When Kid comes on the scene, things get interesting. Death the Kid X OC. Full summary inside.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Death The Kid
Habitual Heartache by tsusami reviews
He has a tendency of smiling when he doesn't mean it. Joker x Beast. Minor spoilers for Circus Arc.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Joker, Beast - Complete
Aftermath by AyameAkako reviews
Chrona is being driven to the edge of her mind into the darkness and only Maka and the others can save her? Is Medusa really dead or is she trying to take control over Chronas body? But how can Maka and the others fight such a battle? KidXChrona girl
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,380 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Crona, Death The Kid
Insanity Alike by JuustSmile reviews
Dr. Stein does his best to ignore the fact that he has family. But when his little sister gets her Death Scythe and comes to stir up trouble at Shibusen, everyone is in for lots of drama.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Franken Stein
Actions Speak More Than Words by Skelkitt reviews
This is a one-shot that was inspired by a good friend and a roleplay that we are in. Warning now it's a Kid x OC. It's also Mature for a reason.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,151 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Death The Kid - Complete
Golden Noodles by MazokuTenshi reviews
Ficlets based on the Golden Cup series. What happened behind the scenes, and what the characters were thinking. First up, Mayuri and sweet potatoes.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Mayuri K., Yachiru K.
Obsolete Change by arsenous elation reviews
Something has changed, and yet something did not. Somehow, Love became neither. Near x OC
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Near - Complete
Weapon of Mass Suffocation by Dior Crystal reviews
“OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO CUTE!” Matsumoto squealed, crushing Ulquiorra Schiffer’s face into her bosom, suffocating him. Ouch.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/3/2009 - R. Matsumoto, Ulquiorra - Complete
The Sweeney Todd Alphabet by unamuerte reviews
Mrs Lovett and Sweeney Todd decide to teach the Alphabet to kindergardeners. But what happens when it's Sweeney Todd's Alphabet? Just a bit of fun!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
For the Love of Symmetry by Fynney and the Jets reviews
If you love it so much, why dontcha marry it!" a tale of a boy and his tape measurer, a sacred bond of OCD. Crack fic.
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Death The Kid
Stripes by Dusky reviews
Death the Kid never did like the three white stripes in his hair. He felt that they made him look ugly. Can a certain purple eyed weapon convince him otherwise? KidXTsubaki
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Death The Kid, Tsubaki N. - Complete
Comfort from a Scentless Flower by Dusky reviews
Kid is depressed and seeks comfort from a friend. Can a "scentless flower" cheer him up? KidXTsubaki
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Death The Kid, Tsubaki N. - Complete
Gin's new pet by TheDrunkenWerewolf reviews
Little Gin has found himself a new pet, much to Aizen's displeasure since pets are against the rules. Cute little one-shot set in Aizen's lieutenant days.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/27/2009 - G. Ichimaru, S. Aizen - Complete
In your eyes by AnonymousDeafMute reviews
Poem of what Nemu sees in her fathers eyes. suggestion of Nanao/Shunsui
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Nemu K., Mayuri K. - Complete
Nebula by MatsuMama reviews
The first night of exile is always the hardest. UraYorui, too many cameos to name. Expect massive spoilers for the Pendulum arc and anything else in the manga. Rated T for fluff, language and angst.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 69,542 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 11/9/2007 - K. Urahara, Yoruichi S.
DEATH THE KID: The Owner's Guide and Manual by monkeybait reviews
If you are reading this, than you are now in proud possession of your very own DEATH THE KID!
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Death The Kid - Complete
Kaname Tousen must die by TheDrunkenWerewolf reviews
Aizen and Gin discuss the many ways in which they can rid themselves of Tousen. My attempt at humour, If ya like tousen then don’t read this. crack fic written for and inspired by crazyfeatherhead. Sweeney Todd references and Tousen killing abound!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/30/2009 - S. Aizen, G. Ichimaru - Complete
Confection Musings by MazokuTenshi reviews
Mayuri-sama, it's lolipop." "I know that." "Then may I ask to why you are giving it your death glare?" "It's an abomination. It needs to die." A tribute to the Kurotsuchi duo. Rating for blood and gore. Fluff. :D
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Mayuri K., Nemu K.
Backup by butterfly1415 reviews
I had always been the backup. Never number one. B stood for Backup. I was nothing more than a replacement. A substitute. For once in my life, I wanted to be number one. Beyond Birthday. Rated M for violence.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2009 - BB - Complete
Disabling Complexes by BomberBrat reviews
Sasori and Deidara are training, and things get a bit more kinky...For Laira87 happy birthday!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,563 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Perfect by Ghost Wulf reviews
Symmetry is everything. If that's the case, what is Death the Kid's "dream girl"? What happens if he finds her?
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Death The Kid - Complete
Fearless by AngelofDarkness1605 reviews
Being arrested at last, Nellie Lovett spends the last hour of her life in the company of none other than Sweeney Todd.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
B is for by StrawberryXShine reviews
Three words describing just what B stands for. BB/L Because B always tops. Mature content.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 3/12/2009 - BB, L
The Story of Benign Birthday by Timekeeper101 reviews
Chronicles the early life of Beyond Birthday's little sister. Torn between her love for brother and his superior, how will she cope? Must she really choose just one...? Includes content from Another Note and major spoilers thereof. LxOC. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,697 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/10/2009 - L, BB - Complete
The Masculinity Chronicles by Dollymop reviews
Sweenett. Mr. Todd is feeling insecure about his masculinity. Toby is playing cupid. Mrs. Lovett just wants to be loved!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,760 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Awakening by zimiel reviews
Deep within the bowels of Shibusen, the Kishin Asura lies imprisoned within his own skin. All he can do is listen to the screaming of his mind and naked flesh. Until he is awakened. Short piece, Asura's POV - not a nice place to be.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Asura - Complete
Fear Factor by Woodsballer reviews
Someone needs to test Shibusen's new tool and it leads to some humorous results. ONESHOT
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Death The Kid - Complete
On the Subject of MarySues by Esther-Brie reviews
What are Mary-Sues? Why do people write them? What are the different kinds of Mary-Sues? Can--and should--they be avoided? Rated T for safety. No swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Shattered by BalloonAdrift reviews
OC fanfic. : When Aizen kidnaps Itsuko for her abilities, she finds a savior and an angel in an unlikely man...Ulquiorra.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Ulquiorra
Slow Burn by KappaForest reviews
Grimmjow slapped his forehead as Ulquiorra, once again, failed to realize the insult." A series of drabbles centered around Grimmjow/ulquiorra prompts range from fluff to crack, but mostly crack.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,055 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
Unexpected by ClandestineZero reviews
What happens when Nemu starts to show her human feelings towards her Captain? This fanfic will be updated quickly and there should be a lot more to come. Nemu x Mayuri BTW people... she is called his daughter cause he crated her. Rated M for LEMONADE soon
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Mayuri K., Nemu K.
Of Dinosaurs and Mary Sues by Reaper-Lawliet reviews
Oneshot. Mary Sue Parody. What happens when Mary Sue comes to Wammy's House? What do dinosaurs have to do with anything?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
The Sleep of the Plum Blossoms by Androfirestrike reviews
She was his obsession, both before and after he became a captain. She was his inspiration. She was the only thing keeping him from being lonely. She was his love. But he lost her and he didn't know how to get her back. Mayuri x OC. Slight Mayuri x Nemu?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,347 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Mayuri K., Nemu K.
Death Touch by Okinawa Angel reviews
Kiyoko was not a very typical woman. She never got close to anyone because if she did, they died. Going through life, she becomes an assassin, but what happens when she finds someone who does not die from her touch? Hidan/OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,370 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Hidan
Till Death Do I Part by buduica reviews
Twenty Truths about Death the Kid. Some implied Patti/Kid/Liz.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Death The Kid - Complete
Strings of Fate: A Broken Marionette by FallingIllusion reviews
Yuki, Mayuri’s second shinigami creation, has been blinded by her loyalty for him. Captured for murder Yuki finds herself in jail. Her friend believes she is innocent and kills himself to free her, but Yuki wakes up to realize she has forgotten everything
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,285 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Mayuri K.
Look at me by Dresden-Complex reviews
L and B's relationship through B's eyes as his grip on reality dwindles
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2009 - L, BB - Complete
Controlling the Iron Heart by Okinawa Angel reviews
Moriko Suna is the civilian childhood friend of Kakashi. However, the emergence of two Akatsuki members forces out her kekkei genkai. When Sasori recognizes the kekkei genkai, he is determined to make her realize he pulls the strings. Kakashi/OC/Sasori
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,721 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Kakashi H., Sasori - Complete
Unsymmetrical love by Elerick reviews
Kid x Chrona As the son of a Shinigami he can’t accept that the spawn of a witch is being accepted into his school. Still, as he is somewhat forced to spend time together, he finds that pasts don’t decide everyone’s future. Full of awkward sexy fluff
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,903 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Crona, Death The Kid
nightmare by Nears-little-emo reviews
Sayu is tired, but what horrors await her in her dreams, or rather nightmares.Sayu/BB.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Sayu Y., BB - Complete
Gender Crisis by lafeedeslilas reviews
Deals with one of biggest mysteries of Soul eater ever debated: Is Chrona a girl or a boy? Well, Kidd will have the pleasure to find out.- have a laugh and review
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Crona, Death The Kid - Complete
Wake the Sun by Verboten Byacolate reviews
KidxChrona. Semi-AU. Chrona began to live the night that Death arrived to take her life. A tale of irony, bubble baths, and broken dishes.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,836 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Death The Kid, Crona
The Lifeless Doll by Kpivos reviews
He was the one who breathed life into me. Mayuri & Nemu one-shot.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Nemu K., Mayuri K. - Complete
Captain Kira by Reaper-Lawliet reviews
Oneshot crackfic. Alternate ending to Death Note. Light Yagami decides to take on a superhero identity and becomes the spandex-wearing do-gooder, Captain Kira.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Light Y., Near - Complete
The hidden meaning of the flowers by banshee-hime reviews
A death the kid one shot OC warning, the girl that turned his world upside down. OLD ONE-SHOT
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Death The Kid - Complete
The Truth about Climate Change by MatsuMama reviews
The REAL cause behind Global Warming is revealed! AND the reason why Yamamoto never gets a day off...Just, crack. Ukitake, Shunsui, Hitsugaya and Yama-jii. Written for nothing more than a silly little chuckle; no political agenda meant or implied. XD
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/11/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, J. Ukitake - Complete
Agoraphobia by Reaper-Lawliet reviews
The reason Near doesn't go outside is not because he's albino. It's because of Mello. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Near, Mello - Complete
Never call me flat by lafeedeslilas reviews
“I’m not tiny tits, I’m not a damn flat board… I.. I too have now.. hic.. breasts” The drunk meister grabbed forcefully her partner’s free hand and placed it on her chest. “See?”- I feel sorry for Soul.. oh well review
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Haircut by Elerick reviews
Kid and the sisters attempt to fix the asymmetry of Crona’s hair, but sometimes things aren’t as easy as you might think.
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Crona, Death The Kid - Complete
The definition of normal is? by OddballPingu reviews
After being expelled from school I got sent to my brother Hidan's school. I always thought he was a freak, after a day in his school he seems nearly normal.The more I find out about the school the weirder it gets, Akatsuki,drugs and much more.SasoriXoc.AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 56,226 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Sasori
The UnderTaker by Alanna-twins reviews
Kuroshitsuji-fanfic. UnderTaker-centric
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Undertaker - Complete
Gin's PSA by SendMoreParamedics reviews
Hella Drabble. A short Public Sex Announcement from our dear Gin Ichimaru. Bluntly implied Grimm/Ulqui yaoi. Oh, but don't worry, good deeds will go punished. The first and probably last of its kind. I really like to make stories longer... T for safety...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Horns by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
He'd seen many things in his life, things no other human being had seen, but never had he encountered anyone quite like... her.
Crossover - Death Note & Elfen Lied - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/20/2008 - BB, Lucy / Nyu - Complete
Harlequin by MatsuMama reviews
Byakuya falls in battle and wakes up married. Could anyone other than Hisana capture the heart of a Kuchiki? Bya/OC; Rukia is IN the fic and plays a large enough role to be noted. Char indicators do NOT equal pairings; THIS IS NOT BYA/RUK.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,173 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Byakuya K., Rukia K. - Complete
See No Evil by The Madness Behind reviews
Beyond Birthday had the eyes of a God. It couldn't really be called a gift, because he never asked for it. It was more like a curse.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,286 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - BB, A
Shopping Is Hard by Elerick reviews
While trying to get Crona a new wardrobe Maka notices something interesting. short silly crack fic
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Crona - Complete
Beyond Beautiful by caveat lector reviews
In the morning the snow would have been cruelly ruined and would no longer be beautiful and white, but watery and almost black; snow losing its virginity. B-oneshot, M for some language and violence.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/24/2008 - BB - Complete
Scrabble by Kit-Kat Punk-lover reviews
Damn Matt for making me play this stupid game! "It will be fun Mells!" he says. Sure it will Matt. Well, just since you forced me to play this stupid game I'll beat you! MattxMello A little game leads to so much more! ; Fluffy!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Eight Points on the Compass by Nenena reviews
Eight ficlets in response to eight prompts, all with lots of Kid/Liz/Patti goodness. Warning for poly and threesome.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,558 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Death The Kid, Patricia T./Patti - Complete
Best Served Cold by Secret Sheik reviews
Zetsu and Tenten have a moment over tea. Lemon, oneshot, Zetsu/Tenten.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,553 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Zetsu, Tenten - Complete
Balanced Screams by Shimegami reviews
Kid gives Chrona a haircut. And in doing so discovers something surprising. AU from chapters 30-ish onward, and spoilers for Chrona in general. Yaoi.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,575 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Death The Kid, Crona
A Different Note by TrappedWithinThePsyche
AU: About the events leading to the LABB murder case as told by everyone's favorite L impersonater.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2008 - BB
Ruby and Silk by Moonchild10 reviews
One-shot Tamaki x Nekozawa. Tamaki discovers he can be quite kinky with the right amount of prompting.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Tamaki S., U. Nekozawa - Complete
Naruto Haiku by FrescaPower reviews
A variety of Naruto Haiku about characters, battles, and points of view. Now taking requests!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 24 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008
Boo! by debbiechan reviews
Ichigo thinks Rukia's Halloween costume is inappropriate. Is it? She's a Playboy Bunny!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,017 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Like Water for Sake by MatsuMama reviews
The entire roster of Gotei 13 characters go drinking in the Real World. Can Matsumoto pair them off with the perfect drink? EVERYONE is in this. Drunken shenanigans abound! Knowledge of bar drinks a must! Bottoms up!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,292 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Complete
If The Quincy Had Lost by nikki7716 reviews
If Ishida had lost against Mayuri--what experiments would have been done? One shot. WARNING: TORTURE, NON-CON, CREEPY MAYURI.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,806 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Uryuu I., Mayuri K. - Complete
Sexual Healing by MistressLemons reviews
What really happened in Chapter 306? Was it all a misunderstanding or does Mayuri really have the magic touch? A lime/lemon oneshot that reveals what probably happened in chapter 306
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Nemu K., Mayuri K. - Complete
In Sanity We Trust by XDchan reviews
This is just a little poemy thing dedicated to Kurotsuchi Mayuri...so yeah.....
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Mayuri K. - Complete
Red Hands by Lord Onisyr reviews
A's death, B's killing spree, and the bloody end of a recent case are giving L nightmares though the line between L's dream and his reality is a little fuzzy.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,225 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2008 - L, BB - Complete
Nail Salon Drama by chica blanca reviews
Mayuri, his nails and Nemu...need I say more?
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Mayuri K., Nemu K. - Complete
So Easy by MyBeLovedLight reviews
Beyond taunts his victim. ‘Even now…you aren’t fit to be the best detective in the world, you pathetic little wanna-be.’
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/13/2008 - BB - Complete
Pein and Konan: Random Romance Drabbles by Secret Sheik reviews
Drabble collection. Pein and Konan have various erotic encounters. Rated M for obvious reasons. Pein/Konan. No plot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,599 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan
Bound By Blood by Elerick reviews
ChronaxRagnarok, In the battle to bring Chrona back, she becomes seperated from Ragnarok. Now with his own human form they both have to deal with new freedom and loss, as well as unfimilar feelings. M for later chapters. slight SxM and KxC
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,970 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Crona, Ragnarok
If Nothing Else by Elerick reviews
If Nothing Else, They Had Each Other. Young Chrona and Ragnarok. Rated for slight gore and child abuse. Short
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Crona, Ragnarok
B by EspeonAngel reviews
A look into B's childhood at Wammy's House. Written by Beyond Birthday.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2008 - BB - Complete
SAKURA: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by crispypeas reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a SAKURA HARUNO! With this nifty little guide, you can learn the basics of rasing and caring for Konoha's beloved Cherry Blossom!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,025 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
Bleeding Red by Yoshiko Hatake reviews
“I’d like to donate my body for research.” Ah, I can already hear the sounds of the chain saws running. Excellent. Kurotsuchi MayuriXOC Rated M.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Mayuri K. - Complete
Only a Memory by Secret Sheik reviews
Fatally wounded, Madara suddenly realizes that something is terribly wrong. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Obito U. - Complete
Ulquiorra's Heart by Michaela Forrest reviews
Can Ulquiorra learn to love? Aizen thinks he can, and puts it to the test. Ulqui/OC Het
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,114 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Ulquiorra - Complete
Of Argueing and Much more by LunaticRabbit reviews
AU, High school. The story of a heated aruguement between Sai and Sakura about...boobs? I'm horrible at summaries. Rated M just to be safe. SaiSaku SaixSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
A Convulsive Expulsion of Air by Diluted Thoughts reviews
A collection of various-sized drabbles focusing on sneeze-related predicaments.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Complete
Cleanliness Is Next To Godliness by Diluted Thoughts reviews
Mikami Teru's hands were sticky and germ-infested, and he had to get them clean and spotless. He had to.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Mikami T. - Complete
Being Buried is Troublesome by Secret Sheik reviews
Hidan has a bit of things to say to himself about being trapped in a hole. Hidan-centric, internalization, rated for LANGUAGE. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Hidan - Complete
This Page of Everlasting Depression by Diluted Thoughts reviews
Mikami Teru had never kept a journal.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Mikami T. - Complete
White Lights, Red Clouds by Secret Sheik reviews
The Akatsuki celebrates with fireworks. Light PeinKonan if you squint.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Complete
Spider by laSlasher reviews
Deidara has some kinky ideas, and Sasori's never been one to say no. SasoDei, AU, rated M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Phoenix by MatsuMama reviews
On the eve of Aizen's defeat, Ichigo and Rukia find each other. But nothing is a simple as it seems...IchiRuki, IchiHime, RenRuki - all kinds of angst my beta will never forgive me for. Sorry, cream tea anyone! Oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Ichirin no Hannah Montana by Androfirestrike reviews
Hannah Montana invades Karakura town and everybody wants tickets.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,391 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Yachiru K., K. Zaraki
Seiken Excalibur Take 1 by Redmage2 reviews
Stein once tried to wield Excalibur, too, you know...
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Franken Stein - Complete
Of Toothpaste and Insurance Brokers by advancedfish reviews
Bleach, now mixed with Colgate! Whitens 100% more efficiently! Discontinued from lack of sugar rush.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Mayuri K.
Naruto Deleted Scenes by Secret Sheik reviews
Hilarity concerning any of the Naruto characters I can think of. Short drabble collection. Spoilers!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/2/2008
Murder in the Dark by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke is forced to play murder in the dark on a camping trip he didn't even want to go on. Making-out ensues. NaruSasu, SasuNaru, one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Rules of Akatsuki by Secret Sheik reviews
Pein notices the additions his fellow members have made. Light PeinKonan! Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
SasuNaru Scenario Page by Quack says the T-shape reviews
This document will help you analyse how you view the pairing SasuNaru. Proceed with caution. Boy-love ahead.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Conversations Between Akatuski Members by Secret Sheik reviews
Based on the anime mini-skits. Akatsuki members have discussions with each other. Rated for Hidan's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008
Pein and Konan: Shifting Tides by Secret Sheik reviews
An encounter with an enemy causes him to reflect upon himself. Pein/Konan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,709 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Red by AngelofDarkness1605 reviews
Sweeney Todd had always loved that color.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Sweeney T. - Complete
Pein and Konan: Failure by Secret Sheik reviews
The title says it all. PeinKonan Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Private Party by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke, neither the life nor the soul of any party, gets drunk. Naruto finds him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
One Silver Kunai by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Naruto keeps making trades up from a single silver kunai until he can finally get what his heart desires... SasuNaru. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
TAYUYA: The Owner's Guide & Maintenance Manual by ZGMF-X9999GenesisOmega reviews
Want your own flute playing, foul mouthed kunoichi? Then, the TAYUYA unit is perfect for you!UPDATED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Tayuya - Complete
Sexy Candy by Rynnette Lively reviews
Kisuke makes a new erotic candy that is akin to a powerful aphrodisiac. Unfortunately, Yoruichi finds his new creation and samples his supply, leaving him to deal with a very horny kitty.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,937 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/14/2007 - K. Urahara, Yoruichi S. - Complete
Heartsong by MatsuMama reviews
On the night of her miraculous rescue on Soukyouku Hill, as the revelations of Byakuya's confession wash over her, Rukia reflects on the Loves of her life...Oneshot, Rukia, Renji, Ichigo, Byakuya. Enjoy!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,667 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Rukia K., Byakuya K. - Complete
Kenpachi Saves Christmas by Androfirestrike reviews
Aizen is out to steal Christmas and only one man can save the day.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/24/2007 - K. Zaraki
Bleach Halloween Special by GeneralSephiroth reviews
HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Try and guess who the people of bleach are dressed as. CrackFic. Hyper Yachiru, Leather clad Arrancar and Captains! and of course...no plot whatsoever...oh well :3
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2007 - G. Ichimaru - Complete
Salsa without the dip by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are partnered up in salsa class. NaruSasu. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 41 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Need To Be Strong by ForeverMyself reviews
PeinOC Hitorashi Kai is a young woman in Konoha Penitentiary Facility. During her interrogation, she reveals her love for the leader of Akatsuki. Will her rescue her from her prison, or leave her to rot?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/18/2007 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Pain/Pein, Naruto U.
Blood and Ashes by MatsuMama reviews
Matsumoto & Ichimaru have their final showdown & at the end Rangiku can't help but look back at the beginning...can Hitsugaya save her from her past? GinRan, HitsuMatsu. Set post King's Key arc. See author's profile for SPOILERS & UPDATES. Enjoy!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,921 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 8/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
DEATH OF MARY SUES! by ChildInMe reviews
The title is the summary.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 9/14/2007
Why Do Men Like Boobs? by YourADDBuddy reviews
Rukia has a question. One every girl would like to ask and every guy is afraid to answer. 'Why do men like boobs'
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Rukia K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Roses are Red by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Naruto is confused when someone starts leaving him a series of love notes. SasuNaru, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 69 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Reunion by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Naruto and Sasuke keep meeting each other in separate lives. SasuNaru NaruSasu. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
KISAME: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a HOSHIGAKI KISAME unit! With this guide, you can learn the basics of raising and loving your very own Demon Shark!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Kisame H. - Complete
Because Of All The Estrogen by ohwhatsherface reviews
Stupid estrogen. It just had to go and make Sakura grow boobs and an ass.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 81 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dreams of Lust by djk1982 reviews
Sometimes people dream of strange things. Sometimes, they dream of the same things. RoyxLust, lemon warning.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Lust, Roy M. - Complete
The COUGH COUGH Song by Candy House reviews
Naruto tries to get all the guys together for some male bonding...Conversation evolves...And you can read the rest to find out!Includes: Everything from BOOBS, to GAY MEN, and FRUIT ANAOLOGIES. Comedy, Humor, and some Yaoi...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,657 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Obscenity by Hyper Deathray reviews
Crackfic! Sasori dies with one last wish unfulfilled.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Sasori, Obito U. - Complete
The Real Reason by Isilithix reviews
A fiction about the true reason why Naruto wants to get Sasuke back from Orochimaru. Makes fun of yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Worst Days of My Life by Fallin Out Of Control reviews
Gaara has a hangover and ............BOOBS! WTF!GaaraXSakura and slight Female GaaraXOrochimaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
How To Annoy The Akatsuki by Heartaches-by-the-Number reviews
A long list of how to annoy the famous AKATSUKI!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara
Fire dancer by Crimson lantern reviews
The Fuher and I have a very large favor to ask of you Mustang... RoyxOC, first FMA fic please be kind, rated M for later chapters.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 124,853 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/28/2007 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Roy M.
ROY: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a ROY MUSTANG unit! Read the following guide and learn how to care for and love your very own Flame Alchemist!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Roy M. - Complete
Naruto is gay for Sasuke by Quack says the T-shape reviews
N is for the Nakedness Naruto got to see when he yanked Sasuke’s towel away from him in the changing rooms.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1272 - Favs: 1,962 - Follows: 1,232 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U.
Photography Session by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Naruto discovers more than he'd bargained for whilst searching for his stolen kunai. SasuNaru slash oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
No logic in love by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke first had to convince Naruto they were in love, then that they were in a relationship, and finally, that they should have lots of sex. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 1,830 - Follows: 246 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Brief History of the Bounto by Gliblord reviews
If you missed the filler, fear not: this handy document shall sate your inexplicable thirst to know all about the Bounto and their increasingly nonsensical storyline!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,747 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I. - Complete
Prom by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke, the teacher, and Naruto, his student, on prom night. SasuNaru. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love Hearts by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Kakashi decides to give his team a packet of Love Hearts for Valentine's, each coded with a message of affection. SasuNaru. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Congratulations! by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Further evidence that Sasuke's life is one big uke moment. Kakashi appears, with a sign, after Naruto and Sasuke have sex.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Forceful encounters by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are paired together on a psychology project, where they're forced to get to know each other. Romance ensues.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 67 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
First Kiss by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Naruto's first kiss with Sasuke didn't happen how he'd always imagined. NaruSasu SasuNaru. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
They're Just Boobs by LovelettersFib reviews
Kira delivers a message to Kuukaku from Matsumoto.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Kukaku S. - Complete
Love confessions by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke and Naruto yell out their differences until a love confession emerges.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Acrophobia by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Unbeknownst to the general population of Konoha, Sasuke really didn’t like heights...something Naruto discovers as they travel on his giant frog.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Tin God by firefly reviews
God was virtually considered illegal. It was the military that garnered the reverence, and it was the military that every student, including him, was being prepped for inside an academy classroom. Hidan fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 58 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Hidan - Complete
Screw Him by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Naruto mused that he actually kind of... enjoyed his arguments with the Uchiha. Or at least he enjoyed the way they ended... NaruSasu oneshot slash. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kakashi voyeur by Quack says the T-shape reviews
While Sasuke and Naruto work out their frustrations and sexual tension, a certain masked sensei is hiding in a bush, camcorder in hand...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Closet Voyeur Extraordinaire by Quack says the T-shape reviews
After Sakura hears Sasuke and Naruto doing... stuff in a closet, it isn't long before all of Konoha hears about it... Crackscented chaos ensues. NaruSasu. Slash. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Damaged Sasuke by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Before Naruto, before Itachi killed off his entire family, there was a little boy named Sasuke who just wanted his father's recognition...but ended up getting mentally and emotionally scarred before his brother even contemplated mass murder.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
20 things by Quack says the T-shape reviews
There are 20 things Sasuke wants you to know about his relationship with Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 96 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sleep Well, Sasori by littiot reviews
After Sasori's death, each Akatsuki member reflects on the puppet man. Rated for language. First attempt at something other than crack or humor. Please leave a review :3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Birds, Bees, and Breasts by Cleone reviews
It all started with a simple question: what's a boob? Slight SasuHina, OOCness. One Shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
When The Sue Attacked by ZukoKrazy reviews
Basically a story where a Mary Sue completely terrorizes the Narutoverse. Crack fic. Warning: Humor, not strong, but there is humor. Mary Sue x everyone
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/16/2006
Hn by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Can Sasuke actually say anything else beside 'hn? One evening, the boy's lack of vocabulary begins to truly irritate his blonde friend... now a twoshot Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/29/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Mary Sue by XOX Sock reviews
A parody to make fun of MarySues. Not meant to be taken seriously.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Complete
Silly Sue by Dark Nemesis 7 reviews
Kakashi deals with an unwanted MarySue.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2005
Mysterious Fate by Cormak3032 reviews
A stranger from another realm joins the fellowship, unaware of what danger, love and heartbreak lies ahead. OC but NOT a Mary Sue.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 179,142 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 1,243 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 6/22/2005 - Published: 9/29/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn