"You can't help being curious, Blumiere. Things like that happen when you're forced to see only one side of the world your entire life. Especially when you know there are two." Blumiere only wanted to see what was on the other side. He never imagined he'd meet two excitable children and a beautiful human woman who would change his life. (Check my profile for regular updates)

Aperture is dark. Everyone knew that it was test or be tested. This was Aperture scientific principle. But certain events crack the hardest of hearts, and for the first time warmth and laughter creep into the depths. Love is no respecter of walls, but can that really fix the cruel enigma of Aperture and turn the denizens within into a... family? Only one way to find out.

Count Bleck has been asked to keep an eye on an archaeological dig in Dry Dry Desert headed by Professor Frankly. All sorts of secrets are hidden in the sand, and when they uncover not one, but THREE, it may put the fate of the world at risk. A visitor from the past, a mighty beast, and a hidden treasure are waiting to be discovered, and waiting to achieve victory by any means.

A Portal coffeeshop au that brings together the entire cast of both Portal games and the Portal mod Portal Stories: Mel in a fun and, for once, non-threatening environment. Cover image by blairaptor at .

It all started with the Hero's demise. Now, Crimson reigns supreme in the world, and no single creature can put the evil land within its place. Only if the surviving NPCs and the multitude of bosses can unite will the world of Terraria stand a chance!

Chuck Quizmo guest stars in this exciting episode of The Count's World. In it, he's running a game show for three contestants, but is the show all it appears? Is something far more sinister going on? And, because you know there is, is there something even MORE sinister behind the initial sinister-ness?

There comes a point when the hero thinks she's reached a state of comfortability. Her goal was to keep her villagers safe. She never expected King Slime to join them, and she would never be prepared for the calamities of hard mode. Player x King Slime

A collection of drabbles and one-shots that revolve around the domesticated lives of Count Blumiere and Lady Timpani from Super Paper Mario. Most take place after the end of the game in a more modern AU, save a few exceptions. Enjoy!