Sea Scorpion
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Joined 07-23-11, id: 3098417, Profile Updated: 03-25-18
Author has written 2 stories for RWBY, and Gurren Lagann.

Yo. Sea Scorpion's my profile page, huh? Let's get to it, I suppose.


If you're reading this, it means you either liked my work enough to come take a look at my profile page here, or you mis-clicked.

I'm gonna be optimistic and assume the former.

Now here's a bit about me, for anyone even mildly curious. I'm a seventeen-year-old aspiring author who is just trying to make his way in the world and is not at all ready to graduate high-school next year. My full name is "Robert Jay Beyer III", but I go by "JJ". I'm probably gonna be writing anything I write here for the RWBY fandom, but if you're interested enough, I'm (hopefully) going to have some original works for sale soon enough. I'm a guy, with all the testosterone that entails, so a little mind-numbing action isn't something I'm opposed to now and then, as long as the context is good.

Hobbies:

I play video games, watch movies, read books, work out, do stupid shit with my friends, jam out to music, I'm building a forge in my backyard to work on knives, and I just generally fuck around. I'm also pretty cynical, if you haven't caught on yet, though not brashly so. Cynicism and a dry wit don't have to make you an angst-lord.

(This profile page is still in progress, I'll continually update it as the whim strikes me, but for now I'm sorry to say it'll stay pretty empty.)


My Works:

Within

Fractalia: Shattered and Simple Souls

Summary:

Things are always difficult when you're against the law, especially when your loyalties begin to blur. But with a deteriorating mental condition, as well as constant headaches(caused by everyone's favorite crook) are what Eric has to deal with on a regular basis, he's got to up his game. Or rather, Beacon does, because Cinder is coming soon, and no-one can stop her now.

Additional Info: This is permanently discontinued. It was an OC fic of mine, and "Within" is a re-write of it, but this is here mostly because I'm too nostalgic to delete my first fic, no matter how much of a mess it was.

One Last Second Chance

Summary: We lost to the Anti-Spirals, but we have a backup plan. A highly qualified warrior was selected and trained to be sent back in time to assist us in victory in case of defeat. However, when one thing in time changes, so do others, and this time around, doing everything again will be harder than it seems.

Additional Info: This is currently on hiatus, and it was an OC fic for Gurren Lagann. I'm probably never going to write it, but if enough people seem to be interested in my continuing of the concept, I might just pick it back up. Until then, consider it dead.

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Forged Destiny by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Jaune had always dreamed of being a Hero, of being someone. But dreams were just that; for in the world of Remnant the Class you are born with determines your fate. Jaune was born a Blacksmith, and thus that was his destiny. But when a strange opportunity allows him to change that, can a simple Blacksmith become something more within the Beacon Academy for Heroes?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 138 - Words: 992,709 - Reviews: 14031 - Favs: 5,726 - Follows: 6,121 - Updated: 9/2 - Published: 7/11/2016 - Ruby R., Blake B., Jaune A.
Dating What Daddy Hates by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Weiss needed a significant other for a meeting between her father and some powerful business people. Sun needed a way to convince Blake to go with him to the school dance. Luckily, Blake has a solution to both problems. Sun pretending to be Weiss' boyfriend wasn't what he or Weiss would have ideally wanted, but how hard could it be? It's not like there were any feelings involved.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 81,878 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 916 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 9/25/2018 - [Weiss S., Sun W.] - Complete
The Red Queen: Crusade by Dravyn LeCrux reviews
Sequel to The Red Queen, set five years after the original. After Ruby's failed shot at revenge, the Red Queen has taken Remnant by storm. With the world hunting down the infamous Red Queen of Grimm, will Ruby and her new allies make this world their own? Or will the Queen be dethroned once and for all?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 85,149 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 1,532 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 4/26/2015 - Ruby R. - Complete
In the Kingdom's Service by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Jaune Arc, Field Agent of the VSS - Vale's Secret Service, or at least that's what he's been told. All he knows is that they found out about his faked transcripts, and now he works in the interests of the Kingdom. With terrorists on the horizon, not to mention a shady organisation and an even shadier group operating under Ozpin, what's a bumbling teen turned secret agent to do?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 57 - Words: 372,628 - Reviews: 4472 - Favs: 3,104 - Follows: 3,131 - Updated: 9/9/2018 - Published: 7/16/2017 - Jaune A. - Complete
Thawing Permafrost by WanderingWordsmith reviews
Another school year dawns on the prestigious Yokai Academy. Two years on from her graduation, Mizore Shirayuki is prepared to accept her fate as a teacher at the home of all her happiest memories. It's a shame, then, that fate has other ideas.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,210 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/7/2018 - Published: 5/18/2018 - Mizore S.
For Glory, For Honor by TheJenkinsCurse reviews
Daubeny was known as the heretic of the lands after his castle was besieged all those years ago, a brave and noble knight who was reduced to nothing but a crumbling wreck and a shiny set of armor. Before this, he was a renowned soldier of the Blackstone Legion, a fierce group that would one day be his undoing. What happened to this warden? What was his story? Spoilers Ahead.
For Honor - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,155 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/26/2017 - Published: 3/28/2017 - Apollyon, Holden C., Stone, The Warden
Big Brother: Ozpin by Arrancon reviews
Remember the time when the cast of RWBY had to share a penthouse with each other? Me neither, but here it is. Ships, Crack, Parody, Out-Of-Character, Naughty Words, Fluff, Dark Humor, Action, Drama, and whatever twists and turns I feel like writing. Prepare yourself.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 95 - Words: 196,753 - Reviews: 1140 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 6/4/2017 - Published: 2/16/2016 - Ozpin, Cinder F., Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Alliance Personnel File: LCDR SHEPARD, J by FluffyCannibal reviews
Shepard survived the Crucible. These are the Alliance files charting his time spent recovering in hospital. COMEDY, not to be taken too seriously. **WARNING** Shepard has hacked my account and is replying to all reviews. Proceed with caution.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 18,515 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 3/31/2017 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Admiral Hackett, Shepard (M)
One Good Turn Deserves Another by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Jaune wasn't exactly Blake's type, but giving him a hand was the least she could do after he helped her out... it didn't have to mean anything - no matter what Yang implied! Also would Ruby cut it out with the knowing looks, I'm just returning a favour! Blake x Jaune realistic romance, focused on their times at Beacon Academy.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 245,448 - Reviews: 2392 - Favs: 3,923 - Follows: 2,906 - Updated: 7/11/2016 - Published: 11/11/2014 - [Blake B., Jaune A.] - Complete
The Writer Games by College Fool reviews
(Oneshot anthology of a unique sort.) It can take decades to write a masterpiece, and years to plan it- so see what a couple of amateurs come up within 15 minutes after a prompt. College Fool, Couer Al'Alran, and the Jaune story concepts that followed.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 67 - Words: 283,270 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 2/19/2016 - Published: 9/26/2015 - Jaune A., Team JNPR, Team RWBY
Enter the Equals by The First Gokun reviews
ECQA, or the equals, a new team at Beacon made up of a deformed hunchback, a warped empress, a crooked heir and a broken leader. Follows their story as they find family in each other and cope with their neuroses... or succumb to them. Will contain blood, swearing, romance of the one sided and mutual variations and OC/canon interaction. Does not contain physics.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 68,596 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/4/2015 - Published: 2/9/2015 - OC
The Red Queen by Dravyn LeCrux reviews
Ruby's life was going great. But after jealousy rears it's ugly head, she finds herself alone. Betrayed by the other students in her grade, abandoned by her friends, and left to die at their very hands, Ruby must struggle to live and find her vengeance. With darkness growing in her heart, Ruby finds the power to take the shadows she previously fought, and make them her thorns.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 113,443 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 2,193 - Follows: 1,685 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 7/5/2014 - Ruby R. - Complete
A Common Criminal Or Something by College Fool reviews
Jaune Arc was the descendant of heroes who never had an honest chance to be a Hunter. Jaune was just a common criminal who never had a choice in the matter. Falls from grace are never elegant, and Jaune's is no different. A story told in shorts, with an emphasis on 'short.' Now complete.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 62 - Words: 99,743 - Reviews: 1376 - Favs: 1,233 - Follows: 751 - Updated: 8/1/2015 - Published: 5/19/2015 - Jaune A., Ruby R., Roman T. - Complete
Half-Baked Alaska by kb9vcn reviews
"RUBY! HOW could you SHIP your SISTER with the ENEMY?"
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/24/2015 - [Yang X.L., Neo] - Complete
How To Not Be A Team-Killer by Optronix Prime reviews
Caboose vents decides to write a short manual on how not to kill your teammates. Neither is it helpful nor does it get good reviews from his fellows after Donut posts it to the notice board before breakfast. Tucker had to tack up extra pieces of paper for the comments section.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/11/2015 - M. Caboose, L. Church/Alpha, L. Tucker, Wash - Complete
Tiddlywinks by washismycopilot reviews
Ruby and Yang find themselves kicked out of their room by their now dating partners, so they pass the time playing playing tiddlywinks in the corridor. Soon, they are joined by more of their friends. One-shot, rated T for implications.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4/2015
Blame It On the Mistletoe by Alley Cat Sunflower reviews
It's Starnight at Beacon Academy, and our two favorite teams get together to celebrate the holidays with a Secret Santa party. But Ruby has her sights set on more than just a gift; she wants a kiss from a certain someone. Mistletoe might be the perfect opportunity… if she didn't ruin her chances by accidentally clobbering her crush with the Starnight tree. I do not own RWBY!
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,756 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/24/2014 - [Ruby R., Jaune A.] - Complete
Fallout: Orleans by College Fool reviews
The Enclave and Napoleon and Supermutant Pirates, oh my! What do these three things have in common? Come in and find out. This is the tale of the telling of the story of a war in the Bayou and the Mighty Mississippi. What will your Navigator find at the end? Game Masters and Designers invited.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 52 - Words: 141,543 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 6/13/2014 - Complete
The Rookie Chronicles by Obsidian Productions reviews
The Rookie has a name. He's got a face, a past, and a voice. From New Jerusalem to the rainy streets of New Mombasa and beyond, this is his story.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 72 - Words: 152,502 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - V. Dare, Rookie - Complete
Writing Spiral History by Ayala Atreides reviews
Hundreds of years in the future, Viral has taken on the role of eternal storyteller, chronicling the history of the Spiral Race. But who knew it'd be such an annoying job? Pure crack, contains mild swearing.
Gurren Lagann - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Viral - Complete
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Fractalia: Shattered and Simple Souls reviews
Things are always difficult when you're against the law, especially when your loyalties begin to blur. But with a deteriorating mental condition, as well as constant headaches(caused by everyone's favorite crook) are what Eric has to deal with on a regular basis, he's got to up his game. Or rather, Beacon does, because Cinder is coming soon, and no-one can stop her now.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,647 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/3/2016 - Published: 2/27/2015 - Roman T., OC, Team RWBY, Team JNPR
One Last Second Chance reviews
We lost to the Anti-Spirals, but we have a backup plan. A highly qualified warrior was selected and trained to be sent back in time to assist us in victory in case of defeat. However, when one thing in time changes, so do others, and this time around, doing everything again will be harder than it seems.
Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/13/2015 - Simon, Kamina, Yoko L., OC