Someone is leaving confectionary treats on his desk while he uses the toilet. Notes are left in a foreign language that he cannot identify. His memories are missing. They're connected somehow, and Artemis Fowl will find out how. Post-EC, non-OD-compliant.

Four terrifying words: "You are the father." When the last person in the LEP that ANYONE thought would ever hear those words finds himself having to face up to a new responsibility...will he rise to it or fall? And what must he lose to get what he wants?

Woman detective Bridget has survived her first foray into Sebastian and Ciel's world. Now her talents are required to protect Lady Elizabeth from a danger no one can name and Bridget is again thrown into dangerous and unfamiliar territory.

Artemis Fowl Senior: Family-oriented eco-warrior who lost his way in the big bad world of business? Yeah right. Fairy magic and the People have a lot to answer for.

ArtemisxHolly. Post-TAC. "When Artemis woke, he was not surprised to find a pair of eyes –- one hazel, one blue –- fixed on him."

Artemis and Holly have accidentally created a time paradox, changing the events of the last eight years. Now the two are thrown into a bleak world where Haven has fallen, and inter-species war has begun. Who can they trust? What can they save? A/H

The psychiatrist spoke. "You might as well help yourself to a book, as it is your time that we're wasting." "You don't consider this a waste of your time?" Artemis enquired. "Oh no," the psychiatrist replied offhand. "I'm getting paid."

A string of seemingly supernatural kidnappings cuts painfully close for Myles, all committed by a stranger with Holly's face. Artemis and company must race around the globe - and against the clock - in order to save the world. Again. (A/H UST.)

[AF] Artemis has misgivings about his recent actions. His father reminds him of what's important.

Somewhere else the happy ending was different.

Written in response to AbigailNicole’s “Idiot Savant” challenge. See Artemis cringe from Quality Bonding Time as his father attempts to discover his weaknesses and Get to Know Him Better. Because nobody can be a genius at everything… right? Parody