:notices people staring: Oh, um, hi, everyone! I just finished watching Anger Management and I'm a little distracted... :blushes:

Anyway, if you want to know more about moi, you've certainly come to the right place. I'm Whitney Maidenhall, thirteen years old, and member of the Filipina Tolkien Lovers' Association. I study at a Catholic school, although I'm a Seventh-Day Adventist, and I've been writing for ages. Ehrm, I have a wacky sense of humor and an overactive imagination, and I tend to freak people out sometimes. I support the Official Fanfiction University of Middle-earth, Protectors of the Plot Continuum, Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy, Godawful Fanfiction, The Mary Sue Report, Ficbitches, and all the MST'ing sites out there.

When I'm not writing or falling asleep in class, I listen to music, watch television, hang out with my friends, go shopping, read books and teen magazines, and talk on the phone. Personality-wise, I'm sentimental, creative, fussy, overall a pretty nice girl most of the time, but when you get on my bad side... well, that's when I bare my fangs. :shudders at own self's bad imagery: Oh, and I'm totally addicted to junk food and sweets, especially chocolate, which is probably why I'll never have that 25-inch waistline I want so much :sniffs:

Now, for the (dreaded) Favorites list arranged in no particular order...

Books:
The Last Time I Saw Mother by Arlene J. Chai
The Little White Horse by Elizabeth Goudge
Chronicles of Narnia by C.S. Lewis
Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien
Harry Potter by J.K. Rowling
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson by Louise Rennison
Reaching Dustin by Vicki Grove
Something Wonderful by Judith McNaught
Whitney, My Love by Judith McNaught
Once and Always by Judith McNaught
The Bonesetter's Daughter by Amy Tan
The Hundred Secret Senses by Amy Tan

Movies:
Anger Management
Harry Potter
Lord of the Rings
Moulin Rouge
A Beautiful Mind
Robin Hood: Men In Tights
Just Visiting
Pearl Harbor

Cartoons and Anime:
X-men Evolution
Samurai X
Rave
As Told By Ginger
Rocket Power

Characters:
LEGOLAS!!!
DRACO MALFOY!!!
PIETRO MAXIMOFF/QUICKSILVER!!!
KENSHEE!!! (Although I like him better as Battousai)
MUSICA!!!
Courtney Gripling
Garfield
Reggie Rocket
Twister Rodriguez

Songs:
All songs by Avril Lavigne
All songs by The Calling
Bring Me To Life (Evanescence)
Hanging By A Moment (Lifehouse)
All I Have (Jennifer Lopez and LL Cool J)
Foolish (Ashanti)
Mesmerize (Ashanti and Ja Rule)
2 Good 2 Be True (Aaron Carter)
Do You Remember (Aaron Carter)
When It Comes To You (Aaron Carter)
Without You There'd Be No Me (Aaron Carter)
To All The Girls (Aaron Carter)
All The Things She Said (T.A.T.U.)

Words I Live By:
I'll get enough sleep when I'm dead.
Labot man da nila! (None of their business!)
Carpe Diem! (Seize the day)
Give to the world the best you have, and the best will come back to you.
When I start the day with a song in my heart, I will always end it with harmony in my life.
Dance like no one is watching, love like you've never been hurt, sing like no one is listening, live like there's heaven on earth.

That's all, I guess. E-mail me if you want to know anything else! I love making new friends.

:waves: Buh-bye!

:goes back to singing: "... pretty and gay... I feel stunning, oh so stunning..."

Yes, yes, I am clinically insane. ^_^