Hi! the name’s wyildclaw but you can call me WC for short . i am on fictionpress. check out my stories under BigKidatHeart

3/16/2019- I have decided to edit the Parents two -shot into one long one-shot It can be found under the title Becoming Parents

My Pokemon stories are divided into two different 'universes':

WCverse- this is my own created storyline. all the stories in this 'verse follow the events of my fanfic P2K II: Return of the collector . Oneahots for it can be found in WCverse One Shots

Animeverse- follows a future set years after the unova seasons but with a few ... changes. Stars my OCs Storm, Derek, Sami, Jaden, DJ, Aiden, Aki

Quotes area (if the name in parentheses is in italics it's from one of my fanfics, underlined means it's from from a book, " " mean its from a movie/tv show and no italics mean it's from a broadway play):

Isaac Heller what the hell is that? I asked for a sports car . I wouldn’t drive that to a ping-pong tournament.

Regina Mills: well, then you won’t be driving it to New York, either. Back to your cell

Isaac Heller : okay , wait. Fine. I’ll take it. doesn’t matter . as long as she gets me the hell out of this town, and fast . I’m guessing the “Hamilton” tickets are a ‘no[regina gives him a ‘look’ and shakes her head Yeah. No one’s magic’s that powerful (“Once Upon A Time”)

Emma: I almost married a monster from Oz. It's hilarious.

Neal: I almost married a minion of my evil grandfather, Peter Pan, so... I know what you're saying (“Once Upon A Time”) (“Once Upon A Time”)

chuck: Remember, mind over matter will make Pooh unfatter.

Emerson: I might be stuck, but I can still reach my gun ("pushing daisies")

Elf King: Please don’t leave. All will be forgiven if you obey the Jolly Code

Elfo: ugh…. Sribedly-scrobeldy-screw the Jolly Code

Shocko: Whaaaaaaa…..(“Disenchantment”)

Captain Hook: I know you're hurting, Swan, but there are better ways to grieve Baelfire's death then letting anger overcome you.

Emma Swan: Let me guess. Rum?

Captain Hook: Never hurts. (“Once Upon A Time”)

Luci: Entertainment is just a tool that pacifies the masses, and leads to the decay and ultimate collapse of civilization... let's clap along! (“Disenchanment”)

Sorcerio: "Alas, the demon remains even after the application of all three sciences."

King Zog: "All three? Even smoke?"

Sorcerio: "Indeed. We scholars like to think science has all the answers but in the end it's all unprovable nonsense."

Queen Oona: "So now what?"

Sorcerio: "I suggest something based more in reality: religious magic." (“Disenchanment”)

(about being stuck in a writing salon with Honey) Star: are you dead or just mad? Hell can freeze over and Miss Cribbe can be made Queen but there’s no way I’m going to be part of a group with that evil bitch (Calypso pleads and does her jokey-sad face) OK, but this is going to take a lot of lip gloss. A lot! (Pulling Princes)_

“Are you trying to weasel out of showing us any of this stuff?" said Zacharias Smith.

"Here's an idea," said Ron loudly, "why don't you shut your mouth?"

"Well, we've all turned up to learn from him, and now he's telling us he can't really do any of it," he said.

"That's not what he said," said Fred Weasley.

"Would you like us to clean out your ears for you?" inquired George, pulling a long and lethal-looking metal instrument from inside one of the Zonko's bags

"Or any part of your body, really, we're not fussy where we stick this," said Fred.” (harry potter and the order of the phoenix)

Annabeth: ‘Circus caravan?

Percy: always have a strategy, right?

Annabeth: your head is full of kelp (Percy Jackson and the Olympians: the lightning thief)

Park Policeman (searching The Mask): Bazooka?

Mask: I have a permit for that.

Doyle: Picture of Kellaway's wife.

Lieutenant Kellaway: What?

Mask: Uh-oh.

Lieutenant Kellaway: Margaret! You son-of-a-bitch!

Mask: Geez I thought you would have a sense of humor. After all - you married her! [Slaps both Kellaway & Doyle in the face repeatedly] That's gotta hurt. (Runs off) (“The mask”)

Elphaba: [Noticing the whole student body is staring at her green tint] What? What are you all looking at? Do I have something in my teeth? [Drops her suitcase] Alright, let's just get this over with. No, I am not seasick. Yes, I've always been green. No, I didn't eat grass as a child… (Wicked)

[Chasing Sister LaRue after reviving her]

Ned: Nun on the run! Nun on the run! Nun on the run! [Catches up to LaRue and touches her again killing her forever] We are so going to hell. ("Pushing Daisies")

“Oh, by the way…” Jason glanced at Percy. “I resigned my office, gave Frank a field promotion to praetor. Unless you want to contest that ruling.”

Percy grinned. “No argument here.”

“Praetor?” Hazel stared at Frank.

He shrugged uncomfortably. “Well… yeah. I know it seems weird.” She tried to throw her arms around him, then winced as she remembered her busted ribs. She settled for kissing him. “It seems perfect.”

Leo clapped Frank on the shoulder. “Way to go, Zhang. Now you can order Octavian to fall on his sword.”

“tempting...”(the heroes of olympus: the house of hades)

Effie Trinket: I hope you noticed we have a serious situation! [looks at Katniss]

Haymitch Abernathy: ( gives katniss a thumbs up) Nice shooting, sweetheart (“The Hunger Games”)

Hunk: Wasn’t it something likes “if you don’t to be killed, stay away from it’s gills.”

Keith: No, no! It was, "If you don't want to be dead, stay away from its head!"
Allura: We don't have time to listen to your rhymes!
Hunk: Haha! You just- (allura growls) oh. (“Voltron: Legendary Defender” )

Jest: you found the Vorpal Sword in there after all. It wouldn't surprise me if there were a suit of armor

Cath: that isn't what I meant I assure you it isn't the hat that makes you impossible, Sir Jest

Jest: I cannot tell you how I look forward to a lifetime at your side and all the impossible things I'll have you believing in.

Raven: Such happiness I hope you make, but these flirtations I cannot take. I wish for you all the joy this darkened world can employ but you're still giving me a stomachache

Jest: It's difficult to interpret him sometimes but what I think Raven means to say is that he likes you (Heartless)

Dr. Cameron McCarthy: No one in his right mind would try to put a tail on a fish. Luckily, I'm not

Sawyer Nelson: Not what?

Dr. Cameron McCarthy: in my right mind (“Dolphin Tale”)

Halfborn Gunderson: Squirrel as in squirrel-squirrel?

Mallory: squirrel-squirrel. And I’m surrounded by moron-morons ( Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard: the Sword of Summer)

Les: Are you BLIND? She’s got no clothes on! I can see her legs! (Newsies the Musical )

"Norbert?" Charlie laughed. "The Norwegian Ridgeback? We call her Norberta now."

"Wha -- Norbert's a girl?"

"Oh yeah," said Charlie.

"How can you tell?" asked Hermione.

"They're a lot more vicious," said Charlie.” (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)

Surge Protector: Step aside, sir. Random security check.

Wreck-It Ralph: Random, my behind. You always stop me.

Surge Protector: I'm just a surge protector doing my job, sir. Name?

Wreck-It Ralph: Lara Croft.

Surge Protector: Name?

Wreck-It Ralph: Wreck-It Ralph.

Surge Protector: And where you coming from?

Wreck-It Ralph: Uh, "Pac-Man."

Surge Protector: You bring any fruit with you?

Wreck-It Ralph: [hides the giant cherries behind his back] No! No, no fruit.

Surge Protector: Okay, then, where you headed?

Wreck-It Ralph: Uh, "Fix-It Felix, Jr."

Surge Protector: Anything to declare?

Wreck-It Ralph: I hate you.

Surge Protector: I get that a lot. Proceed (“Wreck-It Ralph”)

Dagur: Daddy’s coming Shattermaster! [ runs off]

Hiccup: Shall we go rescue our brother?

Heather : I’m going to kill him (“Dragons: Race to the Edge”)

Gurkin: [marching past Rachel Witchburn] Hi, ho.

Lenny: [marching past Rachel Witchburn] Bye, ho.(“Sydney White”)

Minny Jackson: Eat my shit.

Hilly Holbrook: Have you lost your mind?!

Minny Jackson: No, but you're about to, 'cause you just did.

Hilly Holbrook: Did what? [Minny looks at her pie as if to confirm Hilly ate the pie, which had her shit in it]

[Laughing as Hilly runs out of the dining room to throw up the pie Minny had put shit in] Mrs. Walters: You didn’t just eat one you had two slices! [Minny quickly leaves the house and Mrs. Walters just keeps on laughing] Mrs. Walters: Run, Minny! Run! (“The Help”)

King of Valencia: I can guess the future… we’re screwed

Queen of Valencia: mm-hmm (“Galavant”)

Detective Pikachu: I can't help but notice your childhood bed is a Pikachu bed.

Tim Goodman: It's a coincidence.

Detective Pikachu: I'm sorry, what? I couldn't hear you. I've never been so flattered and creeped out at the same time. Are you gonna turn me into a lampshade?

Tim Goodman: I might!(“Pokemon Detective Pikachu”)

Wobbuffet (under its breath): Very original. Why can’t we change the motto to something like that? {Jessie glares at it then smacks its head with her fists} Oww. What did I do? What I do?

Jessie: Whose side are you on anyways- ours or theirs? (Hijacked)

Honey: My evening's in danger!

Lucius: You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good!

Honey: 'Greater good?' I am your wife! I'm the greatest *good* you are ever gonna get! ("the Incredibles")

Henry Mills: What are you guys still doing in bed? It's the middle of the afternoon.

Mary Margaret Blanchard: The trip back was tiring and I needed to rest.

David Nolan: And I needed to... help her... rest.

Emma Swan: ...Uh, let's, let's go make the tacos. Though we have to make a lot, because there's gonna be a ton of people at Granny's welcome back party tonight.{ushers Henry out the door}

Mary Margaret Blanchard: [whispering to Emma] We thought you were gonna be back later.

Emma Swan: [flustered] Yeah, well, we weren't. So maybe next time you could put a tie on the door, or send a text, or... You know what? I, I'm... gonna go make some tacos. [walks off]

David Nolan: It's impressive that we can still provide her with a few traumatic childhood memories at this stage of the game. (“Once Upon A Time”)

David Nolan: So, Rumplestiltskin is Henry's grandfather?

Mary Margaret Blanchard: Apparently.

David Nolan: But *I'm* his grandfather.

Mary Margaret Blanchard: You can have more than one.

David Nolan: So, his... step-grandmother is Regina, the Evil Queen?

Mary Margaret Blanchard: Actually, his step-great-grandmother. And she's also his adoptive mother.

David Nolan: [sighs] it’s a good thing we don't have Thanksgiving in our land, 'cause that dinner would suck. ('Once upon a time")

Emerson: What got thee to a nunnery?

Olive: Oh, Emerson. You really want to know?

Emerson: Not especially. That was just my attempt at polite wee talk. Moment's passed, so let's talk compensation .("pushing daisies")

Bluepaw: I’ve learned to use my claws properly and how to carry two bits of prey at once

Leopardpaw: in other words, you’ve been gathering moss

Bluepaw [to Stonepelt after Leopardpaw leaves]: is there something in the warrior code that says you’re allowed to put thistles in your denmate’s nest?

Stonepelt: I don’t think so, but I’m sure you wouldn’t be the first (Bluestar’s prophecy)

Katniss: I’m alive?

Johanna: no kidding brainless (hunger games:mockingjay)

Jughead Jones: Hi. Do you think I could use Jason Blossom's death as an excuse to get out of PE? "Sorry Coach, I'm just too freaked out and depressed right now to do pull ups."

Archie Andrews: Don't joke about Jason Blossom.

Jughead Jones: What? Sardonic humor is just my way of relating to the world. [Scoffs as the jocks show up in the hall] Look, it's the rich kids from the goonies. All right. I'm out. (“Riverdale")

(Victreebel comes out and tries to eat James’s head ) James: I didn't say eat me, I said beat them

(Misty, Golduck, Pikachu and Ash laugh) Misty: You still can't manage that plant?

Golduck: I guess it likes the taste of defeat

Pikachu: Good one golduck. You're Victreebel’s denser than you

Ash: Even I can keep my Muk from body slamming me when I call him out

James (muffled): shut up, you twerps

Meowth: Train dat ting one of dese days! (Devon’s despicable plan)

Pumbaa: Your Majesty. I gravel at your feet. [starts kissing Simba's feet]

Adult Simba: Stop that.

Timon: It's not gravel, it's grovel.(“ the lion king “)

Yellowfang: she’s becoming more useful everyday. Besides, I’m getting used to her company

Cinderpaw: only because you’re deaf enough to put up with my chattering! At least that’s what she keeps telling me anyway(Warriors: Fire and Ice)

Grover: well, Percy what have we learned today

Percy: that three-headed dogs prefer big rubber balls over sticks

Grover: No! We’ve learned that your plans, really, really bite (Percy Jackson and the Olympians: the lightning thief)’

Missus Walters [to hilly): I may have trouble remembering my own name and what country I live in. But there are two things I can't seem to forget. That my own daughter threw me in a nursing home...And that she ate Minny's shit. (“The help”)

Chi Fu: Insolent ruffians! You men owe me a new pair of slippers! And I do not squeal like a girl [A panda eats his slipper. he squeals like a girl] (“Mulan)

Galinda: [Commenting on one of Elphaba's outbursts] It seems the artichoke is steamed. (Wicked)

King Of Valencia: as a former king who once led armies into battle I must say that we are knee-deep in poopie kaka.

Princess Isabella : thanks Dad. (“ galavant”)

Misty: The baby is just moving around a lot and –YEOOOOW! ( starts screaming in pain, as the kicks get more frequent) If. These. Are ... twins… I'm… Going to so kill you for ...putting me through... This pain

Ash: (grins nervously): You could be having triplets.

Misty: Shut… up Ashy. (Becoming first time parents)

Snotlout: Can we please do something? My mouth is starting to freeze shut.

Astrid: Don't get our hopes up. (“Dragons: Race to the Edge”)

Narrator: and so it came to pass that George of the jungle attended his first co-ed dance. But his rapturous rendezvous with the urban heiress was to be short-lived, as the very next morning Kwame and his men were drawing dangerously close! That is, dangerously close to shoving a coconut up Lyle's... sleeping bag. (“George of the jungle”)

Sawyer: if they accept each other you'll see this - parallel swimming . Anything else- anything aggressive remember safety first - ours and there's. so any questions?

Clay hasket ( raises his hand): yeah

Sawyer: yes, dr. Clay?

Clay: hasket: when'd you get so bossy? ( "dolphin Tale 2")

Droid: You dumb-dumbs got any non-lethal semi-combustible diversionary devices?

Lance: What?

Pidge: (Beat) I think he's... LOOKING FOR FIRECRACKERS!

Hunk: (smugly) Oh, it worked. (“Voltron: Legendary Defender” )

The Middleman: Profanity cheapens the soul and weakens the mind("The MiddleMan")

'I was a fool!' Percy roared, so loudly that Lupin nearly dropped his photograph 'I was an idiot, I was a pompous prat, I was a - a -'

'Ministry - loving, family - disowning, power - hungry moron,' said Fred.

Percy swallowed. 'Yes I was!”

“you can’t say fairer than that” said Fred, holding out his hand. (harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)

[King Zog commands Bean to get properly dressed for her wedding) Bean: as you wish father

[she proceeds to take her shirt off and walk out of the room] King Zog: Anybody looks at her, they get their head chopped off!(Everyone in the room proceeds to cover their eyes as she walks off
Guy who just entered the room: Oh boy did I look at her! [noticing everyone covering their eyes] ...what?(“Disenchantment”)

Two stories I highly reccomend are "For the Love of Lugia" and "On the Wings of Council".The first one make you want to cry it is so well done and you don't want budge once you start reading "Wings of Council"

That's all for now

-WC