Name: Airwatcher (not really)

Age: you don't need to know

Gender: Male

IF ANYONE WANTS TO CONTACT ME EASIER AND IF THEY WANT TO TALK TO ME ABOUT FANFICTION OR ANYTHING, THEN GO TO THIS URL. I MAY ALSO ANSWER REVIEWS ON FACEBOOK. URL: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Airwatcher/395907717188198

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

Favorite Animes: Naruto, Bleach, Devil May Cry, tai chi chasers, sacred blacksmith, samurai deeper kyo, kiba, rurouni kenshin, one piece, sword art online, ginge e ginge, and dragon drive

Likes

reading fanfic, comics, manga, and other stuff

math, physics, chemistry

playing around with stuff on the computer

using HTML, DREAWEVER, AND FIREWORKS

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HOW I VIEW AN AUTHOR AND HOW I WRITE. THIS IS MY CODE.

For the author to be truly effective, he must seem a god, a god of the world he created. He must seem untouchable, unapproachable, superhuman. An author must be above and beyond; the mysticism surrounding him must be so complete so as to render him ancient and wise, even if he is half the age of his readers. He must be faceless and formless. He must appear to others as gigantic and distant. He cannot allow others to view him as equal, always as better. He must be what his readers strive towards. He must become more than a man; he must become a symbol, become immortal.

I am formless, shapeless, ancient and wise. I am the god of my worlds. You have no face to assign me, no figure or even a definite name. I am an author.

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTH!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England) Anime895(USA), Starwatcher-shadow (Belgium), icyprincess1 (USA), Marshmellowtime (USA), Fury-Writer-17 (USA), Verdigurl ( New Zealand ), justiceintheworldofhp-yearight (USA), IronhideFan1993 (UK), Elhini Prime (USA). Airwatcher (USA)

Signs that you are a true avid fan fiction fan:

1. you act stories out in your mind

2. you act stories out in the bathroom

3. you act stories out with your fingers when you can't fall asleep

4. you widen your eyes when you get a new idea for your stories

5. you write your stories in the van whenever you can, even if it's for only a minute

FAKE VS. REAL

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will tell you to shave.

REAL FRIENDS: Will forcibly shave you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will recommend that you don't date someone.

REAL FRIENDS: Will break your leg so that you can't date them.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

Quotes:

"Abandon your fear. Look forward. Move forward and never stop. You'll age if you pull back. You'll die if you hesitate." -Zangetsu, Bleach

"When you're up high, all the stuff that looks confusing and messed up... suddenly becomes crystal clear." -Senna, Bleach

"Battle is not a stage for empty heroics and nor is it something to take pleasure in. Battle is filled with despair. Dark, terrifying. That is the way that it should be. That way, people learn to fear battle and to choose the path of non-violence where possible." -Kira Izuru, Bleach

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom, 225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan,Sasusakufan2357, uchihasakura285, NarutoFanGurly, Fallen-Ryu, The Obsidian Blade,Xenotoneanwarrior37, Airwatcher

Do you also have an irrational hatred of Sakura that you consider fully justified and not actually irrational? Then copy and paste this into your profile and add yourself to the list: Codename-Shadowfox,

Element within you: Wind

You are fast about your movements and wont give the opponent a chance to attack back. you will find the quickest way to end a fight. you at peace with yourself and others and dont care what others think about you. you enjoy freedom above all, your power consist of using the wind to push and pull your enemies. you can also create a tornado and increase the speed of it to rip you enemie to sherds.

What is your element: Wind

The Wind Release (風遁, Fūton; English TV "Wind Style") area of elemental Nature Transformation are offensive type techniques that allow the user to manipulate wind by shaping their chakra to be as sharp and as thin as possible, not unlike the blades of a pair of scissors.

Ninja Rank: Hokage

You are the most powerful ninja of the village, the village champion. As Hokage you get control of the village, army, and the feared Anbu-black ops. You won't see as much action as you used to, but everybody loves you, and you know you will fearlessly defend the village as the sixth Hokage. Take that Naruto! (Next Hokage my @$#)

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallenupthe stairs, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, therefore weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you then have to put your hands out to work out whichisyour left or right, copy and paste this

Normality is over-rated. If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

There are other NERDS in the room, but I am the only OTAKU.

TRUE STORY: A teenage girl, about 17, named Diane, had gone to visit some friends one evening, and time passed quickly as each shared his/her various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town, and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley, she noticed a man standing at the end as though he was waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped around her; she felt though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley way just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recogize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she can identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man have been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they can do for her.

She asked if they can ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking either side of her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.

Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won't repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God. PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. (Amen to that!)

Now swear it on the River Styx!

The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy whenever I'm at sea.

I promise to remember Annabeth whenever a spider comes at me.

I promise to protect nature for Grover's sake of course.

I promise to remember Luke when my heart fills with remorse.

I promise to remember Chiron whenever I see a sign that says "Free Pony Ride"

I promise to remember Tyson whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side.

I promise to remember Thalia whenever a friend is scared of heights.

I promise to remember Clarisse whenever I see someone that gives me a fright.

I promise to remember Bianca whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother.

I promise to remember Nico whenever I see someone who dosen't get along with others.

I promise to remember Zoe whenever I watch the stars.

I promise to remember Rachel whenever a limo passes my car.

Yes I promise to remeber PJO wherever I may go.

Normal people: rely on thier local weatherman for weather forecast

PJO fans: Will tell Zeus to make it rain

Normal people: Say OMG!

POJ fans: say OH MY GODS!

Normal people: go to psychiatrist to tell thier feelings

PJO fans: won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers.

Normal people: say shut up or I'll tell on you!

PJO fans: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

Normal people: Think that PJO fans are stupid

PJO fans: know that normal people are stupid

Normal people: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

PJO fans: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

Normal people: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vaction

PJO fans: would try to find Camp Half Blood (I know where I'm going this summer ;)

Normal people: don't have this in their profile

PJO fan: MUST have this on profile!