"Hi there!"--GIR(Invader ZIM)
Hope you like Invader ZIM quotes, 'cause there are lots of them on this profile. I'm obsessed with many shows, but ZIM quotes are the best. My friend & I signed a whole page of ZIM quotes in eachother's yearbooks. We're obsessive...
Shows I Love:
Invader ZIM (of course)
Daria
The Simpsons
The Powerpuff Girls
Hey Arnold!
Spongebob Squarepants
That's So Raven
The Peanuts (Charlie Brown)
The Fresh Prince
Jimmy Neutron
Home Movies
Dilbert
Whose Line
Futurama
Family Guy
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
homestarrunner.com cartoons! Go there!

I feel like I left out a lot, but until I figure out what, those are all the shows I love.:)

Now for SOME of the movies I love, since there are so many of those (if you're getting tired of this, feel free to scroll down to the fun stuff)
Lord of the Rings
Shrek
Romey & Michele's 10 Year Reunion (soooo funny!)
Finding Nemo
Pretty much all the Disney/Pixar movies
Pirates of the Caribbean
Orange County
A Charlie Brown Christmas
Winnie the Pooh movies!
The Wizard of Oz
The Sandlot
I know I left out a billion movies, but I doubt anyone takes the time to read all this, anyway!

About me...
I like to ramble a lot, over-explain stuff, & read into stuff way too much. Don't really think I'm a great writer, but I'm an awesome artist. That's pretty much what I'm known for, and just about all I'm known for... I'm really not popular at all (and don't try to be). People just don't appreciate creativity or individuality, it's all about conformity. (That's a pretty big generalization. Make that MOST people).
Let's see, what else? I love music, but can't play an instrument or sing. I envy musicians.
One really annoying thing about me is how I hate racism, sexism, & stereotyping. Little things really offend me, & it drives my family & my friends crazy. They have to be really careful about what they say, or I'll start lecturing them.
(This really doesn't flow, does it? Just skipping from topic to topic)... Probably even more annoying are my many obsessions (LOTR, some of the cartoons listed above...) I can link just about anything to some quote or something from a show, and I'm always drawing fanart. I have a picture of Helga Pataki in my locker. & the really weird thing about it is that my family doesn't even know about most of them (my friends know very well about all of them & wish they didn't). I would just DIE if my family knew I watch "Hey Arnold!" (that's a huge one) or Jimmy Neutron, and other stupid shows (except my little brother, kids understand).
I have other obsessions besides shows, though. I love the fantasy genre. I'm always trying to convince my friends that faeries and unicorns are real (hey, if more people would believe...). Actually, I did convince one friend. The best fantasy books I've read so far are The Lord of the Rings (the best ever) and The Dragonlance Chronicles. And I'm a new fan of artist/writer Brian Froud (another believer of faeries ^_^).

Now, for the moment we've all been waiting for...
INVADER ZIM QUOTES!WOOOOOOO!

ZIM
"But...Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants!The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"

"I helped put the fires out."
(1 of the almighty tallest):You made them worse!"
"Worse...Or better?"

"GIR, why is there BACON IN THE SOAP?!"
GIR: I MADE IT MYSELF!

Dib:Deep down I'm balogna?
"Yes. Yes you are."
"That's just dumb."
"Dumb like a moose, Dib! Dumb like a moose!"

"Bus slave!"

"Presumptuous cab beast!"

"Shut your noise tube!"

"GIR, self destruct!"
"Finally!"
*BOOM!*

"I will prepare food with my iron fist! Then,I will work my way up to ruling you all with my fist! You-- obey the fist!"

"Your legs are stupid!"

"I love you, cold unfeeling robot arm!"

"I will give you your tacos, GIR. Oh, such tacos I will give!"

"I did it, GIR! 1 saved Earth! Now let's go destroy it."

"The Earth is mine!--& I already promised the moon to GIR."
I love that quote! It's, like, the only sweet thing ZIM ever says, besides what he says after the robot creates him.

"Now to see what all your organs look like... On the outside! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Get it? The outside!"

"I made that containment chamber myself. I'd destroy you right now if I didn't expect to get so much amusement from watching you try to get him out ...AAAAAAAAAH!"

"More piggies, GIR! I demand PIGGIES!"

"My business is done!"

"Turn back while we're still unnoticed!"

"AAAAAAAAAH! My organs!"

"GIR! Hold onto something!"
(GIR hugs himself)

"Very well. I will get lost. But notice I am getting lost with my best friend."

"On a planet that's waiting for us to drop our guard, we must be careful not to let our guard get all... droppy."

GIR

"Doom doom doom doom doom doom..."

"I saw a squirrel! It was doin' like this."

"Doody doody doooo...WAFFLES!"

"Let's make biscuits! LET'S MAKE BISCUITS!"

ZIM:What are you doing,GIR?
"Noooothing."
"Nothing...or something?"
"I can't take it! You're too smart for me! Keef is planning a surprise party after school. He gonna bring all the kids 'cause he loves you! (starts crying hysterically)
That boy loves you so much!...I'm gonna make the cake!"(starts stirring the cake mix)
"He's bringing all the children to our secret lair!? Do you realize what this means?"
"Yes! Wait a second--no."
"It means our mission is in jeopardy!"
"Aw, man." (starts humming)

"MEOW!"

"TAAAACOOOOOOOS!"

"But I need the tacos! I need them or I will explode! That happens to me sometimes."

"I got chocolate bubblegum!"

"He's getting eaten by a shark."

"I love-ded you, piggy! I love-ded you!"

"Do a little dance!"

"First you have to dance with me!"

"Hi, floor! Make me a sannich!"

"I like madness!"

"Yay, we're doomed!"

"I'm gonna play with the babies!"

"You're intelligence is stupid!"

"Aaaw. Somebody needs a hug!"

"WOOO! Do that again!"

"I like TV."

"I love this show."

"Tell me a story about giant pigs!"

"You got a pimple!"

"I'M DANCIN' LIKE A MONKEY!"

"Thank you! I...I love you."

"I got a coupon!"

Dib
"You can hide, ZIM, but you can't-- hide!"

"Dad, where's that micrscopic nanoship thing you were working on?"
"Right over there, son. Why do you need this?"
"There's an alien in my guts & he's trying to destroy my brain!"
"Ah, very well, then."

"I have to do something about his-- things he do. I mean--"
GAZ:Things he dooo?

"Gaz! There's an alien in the house!"
Gaz: You mean besides you?

"Planet Earth is safe once more... but for how long?"
Gaz: Be quiet!

"Knowledge...Losing...Brain...Poop..."

"Reign of terror, Gaz! Reign of terror!"

"Chickenfoot! Wait! you're not a freak! You're just stupid!"

"Go ahead! Laugh! But one day, you'll be in your home feeling all safe & secure, & then you'll look over & I'll be there-- doing stuff!"
ZIM:Stuff-- in my home? Never! You'd have to discover some kind of flaw in my security, & since that could never happen, you'll have to do your STUFF elsewhere. You haven't discovered some kind of a flaw, have you?

"I know what you are, ZIM!"
ZIM: I'm human! Yep, human, human, human. Just look at my neck!

"What's going on, Gaz? What's he up to? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?"

"You can't make me look! I'll just shut my eyes!"
ZIM: Oh, you'll open them. You have to breathe sometime.
"No I-- wait! What do my eyes have to do with breathing?

"Have I always been like this? Yes! Yes, I have! Good old, Dib-like Dib! Wai--aaaaah!"

"You jerk."

"What's wrong with you people?!"

"Ye-hes!"

"Gaz! Help! I'm sorry about your tacos or whatever!"

"Lemme guess. None of you just saw that, did you?"

"Um... Can we reschedule this?"

Gaz

"Dib drank the last soda...He will pay!"

"Staff entrance."

"Dib just said he could slice you-- like a pizza-- & that your head is hideously misshapen."

"You think you own ALL the cereal. Well, ya know what, Dib? You don't. You just don't."

"When you die, can I play?"

"I'm trying to draw a piggy. CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO DRAW A LITTLE PIGGY?"

"You & your mankind."

"Where's Dib?"
GIR: You cannot pass! You are an intruder!"
"WHERE is DIB?"
"This way!"

"Let it be known that from this day, until the end of the day, vengence will be mine! Dib, you will not know the meaning of peace, for I shall reign misery down on your pizza-stealing heart!"

"There. See? You won. Eat your pizza."
Dib: I...I can't.
(Gaz throws the pizza at his face)

"Are there any video games here?"
Computer:...No... not really.
"I GUESS I'll help save the Earth."

"What game is that?"
Dib:This isn't a game. This is my LIFE!
"Yeah, it's cool-looking, but it still just looks like a game."

"Remember earlier, the whole bugging me thing? You're doing it again."

"C'mon, Dib, let me play. You're doing it wrong, I can beat him!"

"I'm letting you live THIS time, Dib, but only because I'm still getting through this last level."

And here I go, babbling again. this must be the longest thing ever. I like babbling about myself (and to think the call me the quiet girl in school).
I noticed that I left a few important things out before, so here they are: I'm a girl, I'm in the 9th grade, & I'm 14 (update: 15, about to be in the 10th grade in a few days), & I'm a Christian, though you probably guessed some of that already. I am also a proud member of R.I.P. (Random Insanity Promoters), a great club for ZIM fans & freaks. There is a lot of diversity in this small club-- there's even a computer in it (you think i'm joking, don't you? well, I swears by the Precious I'm not)! (You HP fans might have read something by Cryptic Dreams. She's the founder of RIP).

EVIL PLOTS:

Okay, I TYPE EXTREMELY SLOW, & I'm busy with school now, so it might be a while before I finish (or update) "Happy Birthday, Olga-- Um, Helga." The story gets better, & that first chapter was just an intrduction. A really crappy one.
(Update: Okay, I am aware that that story sucks, and it's totally unoriginal, so I might not ever finish it).

I have, like, a BILLION ideas for fics, & most of them are OLD. I made some of them up FOREVER ago.

There are two Invader ZIM fics that are actually dreams I had a loooong time ago (I dream about these shows I love all the time). One is about ZIM using peanut butter to take over the world, & Dib trying to stop him (craziness...) and the other is about Gaz liking ZIM (NO ROMANCES! I.Z. & ROMANCE IS WROOOONG!) after the dream about Gaz liking ZIM, I made up a crazy way for that to happen, & came up with a crazy little thing about a hypnotic beam that puts Gaz in a trance (more craziness... But still, NO ROMANCE). I would also love to write a fic about Jhonen getting revenge on all the authors of IZ romance
fics-- and just guess who he brings along?
And I almost forgot, but I want to write a prt. II of "Abducted" that tells what happens to Dib in the space ship.

I have a great idea for a Hey Arnold! fic. Have you ever seen the movie "Field of Dreams?" Using the cast of HA! I'm gonna write my own version of the story, & once I thought about it, all the characters & the plot just fell into place. It's all coming together so perfectly! It will be a masterpiece...
Another movie perfect with HA! characters is The Sandlot. Might write that, but I can't think of someone to be the new kid. Lorenzo, maybe-- but I want Arnold to be the main character, so it'd have to switch back and forth between POV's (Smalls and Benny, or Lorenzo and Arnold).

I started a Daria fic & left my notebook with the fic at my friend's house. I won't get into specifics about that fic, since there aren't really any specifics...

HA!/Simpsons crossover. I know it sounds crazy, and it is. I can't take full credit for the idea, since I snatched it from an interview with Craig Bartlett (HA! creator, & the brother-in-law of the Simpsons creator, Matt Groening. Two of my heroes).

Have a ton more ideas, but there's no way I'm listing them all...

Well, that concludes my evil plans and the longest bio ever (falls over). And if any of you try to duplicate my evil plans...
"...I will plunge you into a nightmare world from which there is no waking!"--Gaz