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Joined 10-29-10, id: 2595057, Profile Updated: 02-03-11
Author has written 4 stories for Wolf's Rain, +Anima, and Artemis Fowl.

Gender: female (and proud of it!)

Favorites: wolves and jackals, indigo, winter, night, fire places, snow, +Anima: Senri or Kazana (not together!), Wolf's Rain, math tests, my cockatiel, my dogs, my friends, drawing, dragons/ kirin, rainy days, stargazing, running, koi ponds, noodles/rice, vanilla, HPPP, science, Harry Potter, storms, Wizard101, coconut, root beer, cold, black panthers, jeopards (jaguar+leopard), west highland white terriers, soft coated wheaten terriers, SALT!, marshmallows, Platinum Garden, Animal Academy, Artemis Fowl, The Supernaturalist, Promise of the Wolves, pie, butterscotch/caramel, "Tales of Symphonia", Percy Jackson and the Olympians and all other sequels to this series, "people say" by portugal the man, "metal will stand tall" by the poodles, band: My Chemical Romance, "keep spinning around" by dynamite walls, Nightmare Inspector, Black Cat, etc.

Dislikes: football, Cooro/Husky, internal parasites, Monsters Inside of Me, dark chocolate, wolf hunters, immature guys, guns/ weapons, violence, BOORING SEQUELS, snotty girls, slime mold, obsessive fan girls, yaoi, etc.

Apperance/personality: tall, thin, brunette, brown eyes, Jeans-n'-tee-shirt, comedian, helpful (well, I think so!), generally calm, artistic.

Some strange things you should know about me: I have done some seriously strange things. Once, I walked through the house with my eyes closed, making clicking noises to see if I could echo-locate. I eventually peeked to find myself in front of a mirror and almost passed out. Another thing was when I called a conference with my friends to discuss the possibility that my math teacher was a vampire. I guess that you can probably tell that I am kinda strange. If not, you may have recently escaped from a mental facility.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. i am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. i am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking with her girlfriends on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been out in over a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who is proud of who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a complement), who loves reading and writing and doing things no one seems to have the time to do anymore, who loves and is obsessed with books, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of little thing. Copy and Paste this to your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anthing like me, so the girls who are different and uniqe can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysaredrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle,Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, xxXBookHolicXxx, Niggy-Fax6929, Readergirl99, Ivywolf,

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck k!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
I'M A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?

When life gives you lemons, squirt the lemons in Life's face

Boy, I didn't fall for you, you tripped me!

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

Don't judge a man until you've walked a mile in his moccasins. That way you'll be a mile away from him and you'll have his shoes.

A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

A friend will bail you outta jail, a best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying either, "We really screwed up," or "That was fun!"
A friend will walk into your house without ringing the doorbell or knocking, a best friend will walk in and yell,"I'm home!"
A friend will call your parents by their first names, a best friend will call them Mom and Dad.
A friend will tell you that your a great singer even if you're terrible, a best friend will tell you that you suck.
A friend will give you a shoulder to cry on when he breaks your heart, a best friend will go up to him and say, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

When it rains on my parade, I bust out the slip n' slide.

A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, idiot!

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" That's a really good question...i wonder...

He who laughs last thinks slowest

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

One day we're going to look back on this, laugh nervously and then change the subject

If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I am not God!

I'm not as think as I drunk you am!!

My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.

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Artemis and Ajay by Spinnika reviews
In a bizarre lab accident Artemis creates Ajay, a real living and thinking person who lives inside Artemis' head. When Ajay does take a form, it's an exact replica of Artemis and even Butler can't tell them apart... Disclaimer: I don't own Artemis Fowl. On hiatus until continuing chapters are written.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 23,125 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Artemis F.
Laser Tag by PikaChica reviews
Beckett, Myles, and Holly decide to play laser tag, dragging Artemis along. However, the fun evening soon takes a rather unfortunate turn. Rated T just to be safe. Chapter Five: Artemis gives Holly a piggyback ride. Slight ArtemisxHolly. Please read and review! Thank you for all the support!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,871 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S.
The Nightmare Inspector Dating Game by Meda Princess reviews
It was a perfectly normal day at the Silver Star Tea House, until Hifumi barged in with tickets to a talk show dating game. What happens when a reluctant Baku is forced to meet with several different girls with major crushes on him? Only one girl can win.
Nightmare Inspector: Yumekui Kenbun - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Complete
Uninvited Guests by Moczo reviews
It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,240 - Reviews: 1886 - Favs: 2,477 - Follows: 1,134 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 4/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
A Brave New Love by koide m reviews
Rinslet, realizing her feelings for Train, has been spending more time with him. Creed, noticing this and unhappy with the fact, decides to use her as a guinea pig for his new experiment.
Black Cat - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,234 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Train H., Rinslet W. - Complete
OFFWhat if? Sequel to Spirited Away? You betcha by Scarlet Sunsets reviews
There's a welcome back party at the Bathhouse for Haku and Chihiro. All goes well, and the night ends with a pretty big boom semi-literal . Though, in the back of their minds, everyone still wonders- "Who plagued Haku?" CHAPTER 11 IS UP! :D
Spirited Away - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,983 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N.
Brewing Up a Little Love by IcyPanther reviews
Draco Malfoy hates Muggles and Muggleborns. Horace Slughorn hates losing a promising student. And poor Hermione Granger is just caught in the middle. With Slughorn's plan something more than just potions may soon be brewing in the classroom. On Hiatus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,116 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Anima Safety Guide by max'sgirl13 reviews
This story was written by Max AND Asuka Neko. This is a guide on how to deal with the anima characters in some weird situations. Believe me, they get weird. And they involve a lot of duct tape.
+Anima - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 9,464 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 2/19/2009
Total Trainer Island by An Anime Fangirl reviews
It's here! 25 Trainers come to win five MILLION dollars and the title of Best Trainer Ever. With love, greed, envy and friendship all woven together, it's not the question as who will win. It's the question of surviving through.
Crossover - Pokémon & Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,318 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 10/21/2010
Christmas Spirit by xwittychickx reviews
A short one-shot of when Hifumi tries to get Hiruko into the spirit of the holidays. *contains HirukoxMizuki* Merry Xmas everyone!
Nightmare Inspector: Yumekui Kenbun - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Complete
Things That Go Bump in the Night by mindcaster15 reviews
Halloween was always interesting at the Silver Star Teahouse. Some antics were just much more exciting then others. *Oneshot*
Nightmare Inspector: Yumekui Kenbun - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Complete
Demigods In Solitary by VAL-4.0 reviews
Hello. My name is VAL. Welcome to a unique social experiment designed to push eight demigods and one human to their own personal breaking point. Welcome to Solitary.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,090 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 5/27/2009
A Lack of Talent by Thief of Black Winged Hearts reviews
Slightly crackish. What happens when Artemis gets caught singing in the shower? Blackmail, that's what!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,665 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Nightmare Chatroom by An Anime Fangirl reviews
What if back then Hiruko, Hifumi, Mizuki and some other people had Internet? Well, the only word there is for that is complete chaos. Rated T to be safe.
Nightmare Inspector: Yumekui Kenbun - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/28/2010
Nightmare Queen by An Anime Fangirl reviews
What happens when a new Baku turns up in the Silver Star Tea Shop with her sister and she's a girl? A bunch of nightmares, pranks, and romance. HirukoXOC. Rated T for blood and violence.
Nightmare Inspector: Yumekui Kenbun - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,996 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010
Lost in Blue Bleach Style by Rosieroozoo reviews
Large summary inside. Ever heard of Lost in Blue? Hitsugaya, Ichigo, Ishida and Hanatarou stuck on an Island. How did they get there in the first place? And how will they escape? Ichigo/Ishida yaoi. Chapter Out: 3
Crossover - Bleach & Lost In Blue - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,212 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Uryuu I.
Hitsugaya's Guide to High School by Skyskater reviews
Hitsugaya writes a journal about his high school experience and also dishes up the dirt about your favorite shinigami members! SO READ! Hitsugaya-POV, rated T for language.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 104 - Words: 134,125 - Reviews: 2015 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008 - T. Hitsugaya - Complete
The Muggle with White Hair old v1 by FireyFlames reviews
On upon entering Hogwarts for an Espada chase, Hitsugaya is miffed. Wands, bratty children, and a whole new atmosphere really doesn't make life easier. BleachHP crossover. INACTIVE, TO BE REDONE IN THE FUTURE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,884 - Reviews: 1029 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 849 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 9/20/2007 - T. Hitsugaya
Cooro is mine by Demonic Fairy reviews
When Cooro gets Kazana to go with them on their journey will a new jealousy arise from Senri? KazanaxCooroxSenri slight NanaxHusky might contain spoilers. rated t just in case better than it sounds READ NOW!
+Anima - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,457 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008
Maximum Ride: An Owners Manual by Agent Anderson reviews
A Manual to owning Maximum Ride characters!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 4/30/2007
Parenting Class by IcyPanther reviews
Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,647 - Reviews: 6544 - Favs: 5,591 - Follows: 1,354 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bleached: Seireitei Daze by MonroeFishel reviews
What really goes on in Seireitei when ryoka aren't running wild? Glad you asked. Look through the eyes of Moren, an officer of the 8th Division. And there are numerous apperances by captains and your favorite Court of Pure Soul characters!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,827 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/5/2006 - Published: 11/15/2005
Hot Dogging by Cal reflector reviews
Romance, seduction, and nosebleeds are a part of this warm comedy starring our favorite characters from Bleach: Ishida, Renji, Rukia, Yoruichi, and many more. The Quincy's first love was just beginning...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,166 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 6/3/2005
Artemis Fowl: The Eye of the Basilisk by EvilExpressions reviews
[hiatus] Artemis Fowl crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,360 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/31/2005 - Published: 11/26/2004
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warped opals reviews
It was almost a normal day for Artemis; twins plotting, butler practicing. Then Holly delivers bad news: Opal Koboi was killed in her cell last night, and the killer will strike again. Can Holly and Artemis stop the killer, or will worse be to come?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,028 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Artemis fowl poem: A Christmas Angel reviews
Just a little Christmas poem I thought up. A/H
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S.
jackal moon reviews
Sonnen, a jackal anima, is a member of a dueling team that is forced to fight other anima. When she escapes and meets with Cooro and the group, will the ghosts from her past come back to haunt her?
+Anima - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 11/23/2010
wolf's rain: the belated halloween reviews
a completely random version of wolf's rain, sugar-hyper. my first story! oneshot
Wolf's Rain - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Blue