All right, my Microsoft Office Word is still not working, but now I'm using OpenOffice until I figure something out. It's not as good as MOW, but at least I can get back to witing =) I'm currently working on my first multichaptered fic EVER! Yay! =D

Hey! Well, this is my profile, so I guess I should tell you a little about myself:

Gender: Female

Age (this might shock you): 15 (Yes, I'm a perv, but it's not my fault, it's my hormones =D)

Sexual orientation: As things are now, I'm bi-curious (Rihanna - 'nuff said) Go Butters! =)

Favorite show: South Park (duh!)

I love yaoi and slash, although het pairings are also ok. And the beautiful, beautiful smut =D

My fave pairings: Kyman, GregoryxChristophe, Dip, Style, Creek, ButtersxCartman, CartmanxKenny, and Bunny =D

Fave South Park characters: Cartman, Christophe, Kyle, Damien, Stan, Kenny, Tweek, Butters.

I have ADHD =) (Diagnosis and all)

My family calls me Tweek, because I love cappucino. I'd be drinking "real" coffee, but I can't drink it without milk, and I'm milk-sugar intolerant, so that's a no-go.

Here's the men that I consider to be the sexiest of the sexiest. And no, it's not in order! Johnny Depp: Well, he is very sexy, isn't he? I'm not obsessed with him (I haven't even had a crush on him ever!), but I've got to admit, that's a sexy fella allright!

Robert Downey Junior: I mean, whoa! I love the way he looks, and his charm! Needless to say, I really like Sherlock Holmes =) Eat your heart out, Jude Law!

Matt Stone & Trey Parker: Ok, I don't think there's many 15 year old girls who would consider them to be sexy, but come on, they so are! Trey was so hot when he was young, especially in Cannibal! The Musical and Orgazmo. And Matt was hot with the jewfro and glasses, but now... Goddamn! That's one smexy jewboy right there!

And, my absolute favorite: John Lennon. I just love him. He was sex on legs =) Such a charming, charismatic, sexy man. I love his looks, his charm, his wit and intelligence, and that voice... RAWR! ;)

I'm a christian, but a very laid back one. I believe in God and Jesus, but I do not believe that there is only one true religion. I believe that as long as people are good, they will get into Heaven, no matter what beliefs they may have.

I support gay marriage, because, love is love, and the gender doesn't matter.

Sorry for my bad english, I try my best =)

My family are gypsies, but we don't travel around in carts, and I'm not swarthy, like the stereotypical gypsy might be =) I also have french, italian, spanish, german, norwegian and danish blood running through my veins. I´m quite a mix =) I HATE racism, intolerance, homophobia etc. I do, however, find intolerant humor incredibly funny (Obviously, if I didn't I probably wouldn't love Cartman =)

I am very interested in religion, and especially Judaism. I'm learning Hebrew, and I'm starting to get the hang of it =)

Well, I think this is enough for now, although I may update in the future. Well, until then... Screw You Guys, I'm Going Home!

Tee-hee, I couldn't help it.

But seriously: Bye, and thanks for reading my profile =)

SEME UKE TEST

You are a Badass Uke!

Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment.

Most compatible with: Don't Fuck With Me Seme, Chibi Seme

Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Romantic Seme

Sensual, rebellious, and intuitive, the Badass Uke can truly be a work of contrasts - an innocent appearance clothed in dark clothing, and a shy smile with eyes that suggest a naughty, darker nature. They are at once easy and hard to approach, as their energy draws people to them, while their intensity and distrust pushes people away... for maybe more than any other personality, the Badass Uke hides away deep in a fantasy world of their own creation, letting few, if any, in. Searching for the one person able to understand their need for something more, someone to protect them and share that mysterious world with them, the Badass Uke can seem lost and wandering, their loneliness sometimes reflecting an inner anger - as they cannot be content until they have been found and claimed, sensually and emotionally.

The Badass Uke personality best (but not always) corresponds with these associations:

Japanese Element: Sky

Chinese Zodiac: Dog

Color: Black

Fruit: Blackberries

Dessert: Hot Fudge Sundae

Theme Song: Kalavinka by BUCK-TICK

(I must say, that I truly was a little creeped out when I took the test. I answered truthfully, because anything else isn't kewl, and... This came up. I read it and was like 'WTF?! That is totally me!' Sooo I read all the other personalities, ALL OF THEM, and was not at all like 'em. Badass Uke, huh. Sounds pretty fucking cool - yeah! Proud Badass Uke!)

You Scored as The Devilish UKE

You are by far the toughest UKE out there and possibly the most insane. Most people call you a smart-ass or a jerk but just because you get them mad at you doesn't mean you want to hurt them. There is something inside of you that hates to hurt people but the excitement is just too good to waste. Some think you're funny and others think you don't know when to quit but then again you don't really give a damn. You are a fan of comedy and comedians but only because they have the same mind that you do and they speak it so easily. If you are such a person then congratulations, the stinging whip of a Homicidal SEME may do you some good and teach you a lesson.. or make you want the punishment even more, whichever works best. Most SEME can't handle you so it's best to not scare them half to death. Most of any other UKE would befriend you in an instant if you would stop pulling tricks on them. To wrap up your description I sha'll say that you can handle anything. Any kink, and position, any ANYTHING.