Hello, and welcome to my profile! Here is everything you need to know about me. Seriously, don't ask anymore questions.

Name: Classified

Age: old enough to type on a computer

Gender: female

height: one inch shorter than my mom, a fact that annoys me to no end

Eye color: changes according to the weather pressure and humidity levels, so I couldn't tell you even if I wanted to

social status: you know the Nerd, geek, weirdo you go to whenever your having trouble in school? yeah, that's me

Pet peeves: How I can't spell color with a U because spell check corrects me, how those with a British accent say schedule (I have nothing wrong with the people, just the pronunciation of that word). My cat Demi (named after the word half in Latin, not the singer) siting in my favorite spot

Writing info: I can't spell, like at all and I'm a bit comma crazy. Also, I won't post a story until it's finished or a few chapters away from the end so I don't end up with an unfinished plot. Not to mention I suck at battle scenes so sorry in advance.

Other: I'm really klusty, so if I don't update for a while then it may have something to do with my falling down (or up, with me it really doesn't matter) the stairs

Wouldn't it be Awesome? A list of things I think would be awesome! I'll update it when I feel like it (so not much)

1. A Gone/ Percy Jackson crossover!

2. Going to hogwarts

3. having a 5 day weekend and a 2 work days

4. knowing how to PM people (HAHA! Accomplished!)

5. not being completely confused by fan fiction slang, I made the lemon mistake once *shudder*

6. if Fred had lived, or died it really depends which Fred your talking about.

7. If my 7 key wasn't broken :(

8. if writers block didn't exist

9. If world peace wasn't JUST a wish

10. If my computer didn't hate my guts

11. If I wasn't the only girl in the 'Advanced' English group. That way the guys would stop ganging up on me, I feel so alone :P

Quotes from my Life, Songs, Books and Random dead people

"Have fun!"
"But not too much fun."
"You know, 'cause that'd be weird"
~My brother and I when my cousin went to give her daughter a bath

"Invincible, I can't be vinced."
"That's not even a word."
"Go ahead: try to vince me."
~Sanjit and Lana from Gone by Micheal Grant

"All the great things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope."
~Winston Churchill

"Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable."
~Bruce Lee

"storm tries to come and wreck my world,
no i wont let it
stumble to escape, through anchored drapes, made of bedding"
~Dreaming out Loud by One rebublic

"You might be a big fish
In a little pond
Doesn't mean you've won
'Cause along may come
A bigger one"
~Lost by Coldplay

"Words can sometimes be used to confuse, but it's up to the practitioners of the study of language to apply them for good and not for evil. It is just like fire; fire can heat your house or burn it down."
~ Frank Luntz

"Flowers fades,
The fruits of summer fade,
They have their seasons, so do we
but please promise me, that sometimes
you will think of me!"
~Think of Me from Phantom of the Opera (Musical)

Stories!

Alrighty, so I like to keep track and update about how my story's are going (even if nobody cares).

Name: (Undecided)

Rating: T

Genre: friendship, humor, drama

Category: Percy Jackson and the Olympians; set after The Lost Hero

Characters: Leo, OC

Summary: Tabitha Hughes has a problem. A big problem actually, and it can fit into two words: Leo Valdez. After walking in on some kind of intervention, Tabitha's forced to be Leo's Assistant or as she calls it, his babysitter. As if forcing Leo to eat sleep and shower isn't enough, she gets dragged into things only the greatest hero's should have to deal with ie. NOT HER! Trying to juggle her bitterness about being unclaimed, her mothers pregnancy with twins and a certain fire user could only end in disaster. What's a girl going to do?

Stage: Early stages, so still writing and rethinking. I'll write down any changes when they come and I think I might also need to improve the summary.

Noteworthy: May write a sequel, but I highly doubt it. I'm putting a stopper on writing until I can get some writing advice from my English Prof.

Name: Wounded Solider

Rating: T

Genre: Angst, comfort, friendship

Category: Percy Jackson

Characters: Undecided

Summary: They may have come out victorious, but they didn't win. How the war effects the surviving campers; because there is no unwounded solider.

Stage: Thinking 'bout stuff. Again, may take quite a while with school and all.

Noteworthy: I haven't decided if it's going to be a one shot or a collection of one shots. Still working through the dynamic's of it.

Now I sit me down in school
where praying is against the rule.

For this great nation under God
finds mention of Him very odd.

If Scripture now the class recites,
it violates the Bill of Rights.

And anytime my head I bow
becomes a Federal matter now.

Our hair can be purple, orange, or green,
that's no offense; it's a freedom scene.

The law is specific, the law is precise.

Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.

For praying in a public hall
might offend someone with no faith at all.

In silence alone we must meditate,
God's name is prohibited by the state.

We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
and pierce our noses, tongues, and cheeks...

They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible,
to quote the Good Book makes me liable.

We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
and the 'unwed daddy' our Senior King.

It's 'inappropriate' to teach right from wrong,
we're taught that such 'judgements' do not belong.

We can get our condoms and birth controls,
study witchcraft, vampires, and totem poles.

But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,
no word of God must reach the crowd.

It's scary here I must confess,
when chaos reings the school's a mess.

So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot; My soul please take!

Amen.

If you aren't ashamed to do this,
Please pass this on.
Jesus said,

"If you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you before my Father."

I will not apologize if I 'offended' you, because that's you're problem, not mine; If you choose not to believe in God, then I pray for you. Don't send hate mail about this, because the only person you'll hurt is yourself. For those of you who agree, pass it on. ~Little Miss Cryptic

On that sober note, ON TO THE STORIES!