Yo. I'm AshbobTightpants. I like tight pants, in case you couldn't tell.

I'm transgender, androgyn in a female body. I know there isn't very much that can be changed, but I would eventually like to change my body to match the way my mind considers me, which is genderless.

Yes, I know. No need to tell me I'm weird.

In case you wanted to know, I prefer the ze and zir pronouns.

I'm demisexual. I can find people attractive but I'm not sexually attracted/aroused by them unless I have a deep emotional connection to them. Along with needing to have an emotional connection to someone, I'm not likely to even want to have sex with them until I have a great deal of trust in them as well.

Moving right along.

My fandoms include but are not limited to the following, by order of what fandoms I read the most to what fandoms I read the least.

Harry Potter, Avengers/Harry Potter Crossover, Twilight/Harry Potter Crossover, Gundam Wing/Harry Potter Crossover, Sherlock, Sherlock/Harry Potter Crossover, Black Butler/Harry Potter Crossovers, Black Butler, Naruto, Naruto/Harry Potter Crossovers, Tokyo Ghoul, Transformers/Harry Potter Crossovers, Transformers, Cats the Musical, Yu Yu Hakusho, and maybe some I'm forgetting at the moment.

In case you couldn't tell, I'm a huge Harry Potter fan.

I generally only read slash fics (gay boys fucking other gay boys), but I will occasionally read a gen fic. Sorry, there are no het fics to be found in my favorites.

I really, really enjoy reading Omegaverse fics in any fandom. Sadly, there are not nearly enough of them to satisfy me. (If you know any good ones that aren't in my favorites, feel free to PM me about it!)

I will read mpreg...so long as no one poops out a baby or starts growing a vagina. As an androgyn stuck in a female body, I can honestly tell you that vaginas are gross. If I read mpreg, I prefer that the birthing process is either skipped over, a c-section, or some other way of delivery that is not by anus or vagina (for all the aliens out there).

I don't write. I read. So there.

I have a cat. She's black with gold eyes and her name is Iris. She follows me into the bathroom and insists on sitting on my lap when I'm on the toilet.

As a lesson to everyone, beware of clingy cats. They will insist on sitting on your lap while you're pooping. It's just not a good situation for anyone, except maybe the cat.

I adopted my Iris after I fostered her and her two sisters from the same litter just a week out of needing to be bottle fed. All three of them were named Lily, Rose, and Iris. Iris was the runt. She used to be so small that I nicknamed her Ittle Bittle (Just an ittle bittle--Snoop Dogg in...some song or other...). Unfortunately, I could not keep all three of them, so I decided to keep Iris, who I felt I had connected with the most. Now she follows me into the bathroom and sits on my lap while I poop. I assure you, I really don't have a choice in the matter. She does it whether I want her to or not.

Also, I have heterochromia, apiphobia, social anxiety, catastrophobia, virginitiphobia, anxiety while driving in big, crowded cities, paranoia, suspicions, the fear of being attacked by a shark (but not a fear of sharks), and the hope that one day I will be rich as fuck. And a cat.

I'm pretty sure that I'm also a super taster. Worst superpower in the world.

I'm a liberal. I actually didn't know what a liberal was until earlier today because I actually had to take the time to look it up. I found a website the compares liberals and conservatives and found myself agreeing with most if not all of the liberal beliefs. Suck it.

In 2012, the year I turned 18, I voted for Obama. Unless another candidate comes forth that I like more, I will vote for Hillary in the next elections. Also suck it.

If you don't agree with my political views, suck it some more. I really, honestly don't care.

You probably couldn't tell from my profile, but I'm actually pretty submissive. Not in the BDSM sense, but in the sense that I would rather let others take the reigns (not sexually, you perverts!). I generally am pretty passive (aggressive, lolz) and am more inclined to yield to others who are more dominant/ aggressive than me. I can lead if I come across someone who is more submissive than me, but it doesn't happen very often. I'm not a pushover, though! If I don't like something, I will tell you so. If I don't want to do something, I will definitely tell you so.

Also, I'm a Pisces. March 3rd. Bet that doesn't come as a surprise, lolz.

My life is 3. You don't even know. I'm my mom's third oldest kid, and her third youngest (which also makes me the middle child). All my life, I've been group three, row three, row c, third seat in the row, third from the left or right, third to present, three to a group, third to move out of the house, I grew up with my older sister and my cousin (3 of us), three, three, three. And how about some more threes? I ain't even mad. I like three, so I'm cool with it. Even my birthday. 3/3. Easiest fucking birthday to remember, other than 1/1 and 2/2. I was born 1994. 19=10, 94=13, 1013=23, 23=2,3. 10x13=130. Look at that. Fucking 3 again. I just blew your mind, didn't I? Mind=blown.

I have a Squidward dance that makes people laugh. Bet you wish you could see it.

I like K-Pop, anime, reading, drawing, painting, my laptop, my cat, neon colors, tight pants, my i-Pad, being on the internet, Korean Dramas, ASMR, fanfiction, Elio, traveling, South Korea, money in my bank, rainy/foggy/cold weather, forests, Seth Clearwater, snakes, platform shoes, sleeping, pineapples, more money in my bank, pickles, root beer, and having three piercings in each ear. To name a few.

Neon green. That's my color. Literally, I am neon green

One of my biggest pet peeves is when I can find a mistake on a professional document. Like, you paid someone to edit this and yet there is a misspelled word?? I can't take them seriously after that. It really isn't professional at all.

I seriously hate it when I'm trying to talk and someone keeps interrupting me. I was raised to not talk over someone because it isn't polite. It is so frustrating when I'm trying to say something and someone talks over me, cause then I have to pause what I was saying and be polite enough to let them finish. Like, really bitch? Really??

I'm vegan. Again, suck it.

Now that I've told you more than you EVER wanted to know about me...

I'm AshbobTightpants. Nice to meet you.