Axelgrl8
 Name: that is classified information for reasons involving the fact that i am a ninja. you all may refer to me as 1 of 2 things:the axelsaurus rex, or, michelle(my middle name) Age:15 Race: Scottish (dad), and Italian (mom),but mostly Scottish (for reasons i dont understand...) Hair: medium-light brown;dark blonde, (what the fuck ever makes you sleep at nite...) Eyes: big, dark brown (like chocolate;i guess) Favorite anime character: Axel from kingdom hearts Favorite element: FIRE, BITCHES!!!! Favorite #:VIII Favorite weapon: Chakrams(especially ones with 8 deadly spikes comin out of em) Favorite color:red(duh) SEXIEST THING EVER CREATED:AXEL, MUTHA FUCKAS!!!!!! Some of you peoples may know me from my crazy as hell comments on Carmine Complex and FMA Highschool and all that Shit. http://www.fanfiction.net/myforums/Axelgrl8/2803920/- I have a forum! Check it out!! Well guess what? THIS CRAZY-ASS BITCH IS WRITIN' A STORY 2!!!!! So when you start lookin for some random shit to read, look for my 1st ever fic, Blazing Sparks.(its a kingdom hearts fanfic. IM NOT INTO YAOI!!! DONT BE EXPECTIN ANY DUDE ON DUDE OR CHICK ON CHICK SHIT FROM ME,OR I WILL SEND AXEL TO BLOW U UP WITH HELLS FIRE,BITCHEZ!)Heeeheehe... If u are so in love with any random Kingdom Hearts character that you would have a heart attack if they appeared at your front door for no apparent reason,and would become their crazy stalker fangirl/fanboy,and would literally die for them,then join the wonderful religion that is Kingdom Heartsism!And all ya gots to do is copy/paste this into your profile and add your name to the list(ps:u can add their name too,if ya want)*Axelgrl8(Axel,duh) My favs list: Anime: Its a tie between Bleach, Soul Eater and Fullmetal Alchemist:Brotherhood. Game: My Candy Love (i have 4 accounts :D!) Song: Rain (5th FMA:B Opening) Anime Character:...Umm,I guess I would have to say...tie between Toshiro Hitsugaya, Edward Elric, and Death the Kid Game Character: Really?Do I even have to say it? ...you all can tell that i am a really simple girl.well...thats me in a nut shell. P.S: i also recommend anything written by AnimeFanCrazy197. this chick is like my fuckin manager. she reads what i write and tells me what to fix.so if u think my shit is awesome, read her stuffs(got whats below from her profile cuz...1)im a helpless romantic,and 2)it is the sweetest thing i have ever heard in my fucked up life). anywhoduls!, reads my stuffs and be happier than than a baby unicorn/ducky/puppy/kitty eatin fairy dust and smokin crack!!! Kagome:Do I ever cross your mind? Inuyasha:No Kagome:Do you like me? Inuyasha:No Kagome:Do you want me? Inuyasha:No Kagome:Would you cry if I left? Inuyasha:No Kagome:Would you live for me? Inuyasha:No Kagome:Would you do anything for me? Inuyasha:No Kagome:Choose--me or your life Inuyasha:My life Kagome runs away in shock and pain and Inuyasha runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. *A Real Boyfriend* (Inuyasha and Kagome) It will change a lot of things u thought u new! If only everyone could see this and understand it. When she stares at your mouth When she pushes you or hits you When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tough When she's quiet When she ignores you When she pulls away When you see her at her worst When you see her start crying When you see her walking When she's scared When she steals your favorite hoodie/hat When she teases you When she doesn't answer for a long time When she looks at you with doubt When she says that she likes you When she grabs at your hands When she bumps into you When she tells you a secret When she looks at you in your eyes When she says it's over When she re posts this bulletin When she says "want me to call you back?" - Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything. - When she's mad hug her tight and don't let her go - When she says she's okay don't believe it, talk with her - because 10 yrs later she'll remember you - Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her - Treat her like she's all that matters to you. - Stay up with her when she's sick. - Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid :) - Give her the world - Let her wear your clothes - When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. - Let her know she's important. -Kiss her in the pouriing rain - When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is; "Whose ass am I kicking ?" WHAT A KISS MEANS Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready" What the gesture means... I know!!!!! Its so sweet and cuddly like a baby unicorn/ducky/puppy/kitty eatin fairy dust and smokin crack!!! (i know, im fucked up...)but, ya gotta luv me(or i shoot yo azz, beochz...)LALALALAAAAAAAAA!!! MY POKEMON BRINGS ALL THE NERDS TO THE YARD, AND THEY'RE LIKE; YOU WANNA TRADE CARDS? DAMN RIGHT , I WANNA TRADE CARDS. GIMMIE PIKACHU WITH ELECTRIC CHARGE!- If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker You hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS. 9 WAYS TO DRIVE PEOPLE INSANE: 1) At lunchtime, sit in your parked car w/sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 4) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy." 5) Dont use any punctuation 6) As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 10) Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day. 12) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won! 3rd time this week!" 13) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!" 14) Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go." 16) Skip numbers in a list. Drive 'em NUTS!!! RANDOM TIME! Haha. I don't get it So what if we act like immature idiots? We're having fun. Music is my boyfriend Defination of Your Mom: How to answer a question when your bored Poke me. I dare you. This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob. Docters say I have multiple personalitys. We disagree with that. I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.(thats my policy...) When life gives you lemons make apple juice and then laugh when people try to figure out what the hell you did. It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.(i wish everyone would do this...) It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. If the world is full of crazy people. THEY'D MAKE ME THEIR LEADER.(DAMN STRAIGHT!) Defination of homework: Some form of crude mind control still used in some priminal areas.(including mine) One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubburn to ask for directions. WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff. I'm here because heaven wouldn't take me and hell was afraid i'd take over.(thats what my friend claims.none of you know him...or do you?animecrazyfan197 does...) I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me? Whenever you feel pissed off at someone walk a mile in there shoes, that way your a mile from them and you have their shoes. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Did you know Sarcasm is your body's natural defense against stupidity. Have seen my sanity I seem to have lost it? Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper. When Edward Elric rips his coat off, you know shit's is about to go down. Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read in school about the wars that solved America's problems? 364 days of the years kids are told not to take candy from strangers, but on Halloween it's encouraged! Why is that? An apple a day keeps the docter away, if well aimed. Boys are like trees- they take 50 years to grow up. Never go to a docter who's office plants have died. When life hands you lemons throw them right back and tell life to make it's own dang lemonade! Come to the dark side. We have cookies.( :D! ) Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised we lied about having cookies?( D: ...) Warning, I'm sarcastic; I hurt people's feelings. Boo hoo. Deal with it. I do whatever the voices in my head tell me to do. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. Judge me, and I'll prove you wrong. Tell me what to do, and I'll tell you off. Say I'm not worth it, and watch where I end up. Call me a bitch and I'll show you one. F*c* me over and I'll do it to you twice as bad. Call me crazy, but you really have no idea. The last thing I want to do is hurt you... but that's still on the list. The world is going to hell and I am driving the bus.(last stop,bitches!) I used to be normal... But then I met those losers I now call my best friends. Don't apologize. I hope you choke and die. If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Newsflash bitch, I don't live to please you. Love me or hate me. Personally, I couldn't care less.(everyone loves me;its hard not to.) When life gives you lemons, squeeze it in someone's eye and hall ass. I hate it when the little voices argue with my imaginary friends.(they do it all the time!they doin it now!) I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me.(...WHOA, DUCKY!...) Do not interrupt me when I am talking to myself. You're now aware that you can't say, 'Irish wristwatch'.(LMAO when i figured this out...) You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing. Do it today. It might be illegal tomorrow. I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!" 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." 16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home." 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!" 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way." 19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me. " 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you". |
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