Name: Take a wild guess!

Age: 13

Nickname: Da Retard, sarz(not da disese, dont ask), bimbo, Melissa,Ouja

Reason for pen- name: i dont no... just liked it i guess!

Sex: half female, half retard. Take a guess frm da nickname do you really think a guy would call himself bimbo?

Star sign: Scorpio ( reason no1 for ,my retardedness)

Occupation: student( i tink!)

D.O.B: November 18th

Height: i would rather not mention that i am a mouse!

Weight: U first

Quotes

Wtf:me

Oh, Fuck it- me now when the key board wasn't workin.

A good friend will be there to bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be right next to you saying, "WE SCREWED UP!" - me and my bff kyra.

Your my friend I'll always be there, when you cry I cry, when you hurt I hurt, when you jump off a bridge...I'm sure gonna miss ya! -me

A life? Where can I download one of those?- me

Bring the fuckin fight on bitch coz i'll knock you out in a sec- me to a bitch in my school

Are you a cop? good coz i'm about to kick your ass! - me

Do i know you? oh ok.Have we ever slept together? oh well we might aswell get it over with!- Me

If your gonna get drunk might aswell do it right!- me 2 mi frend

By the time this bus ride is over the first male pregnancy will have already been discovered - my bff kyra

Not really. Life screwed me up.- Myfriend Kyra's answerwhen someone askedher ifsheis strong on the inside.

Heaven didn't want me and Hell thinks I'll take over.-me to every one in dis world

Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away... he hates that.-me to my mum

I'm not usually this dumb... usually it's worse-me everyday

Fuck it! These damn stairs keep trippin me up - me everytime i walk down my stairs