Miles desperately needs a way to get rid of an unwanted admirer, and what better way is there than to pretend to date his very male, straight best friend and rival? It sounded so foolproof in his head...

After Soul lets slip she met Giovanni, Silver sets off, determined to find him, with Soul along for the ride. Can they survive the journey together, or will their tempers drive them apart? Can they get together by journeys end?

"Let me help you with that." Merlin and Mordred initially are just seeking someone to understand them, but they find much more than they were looking for. Follows the journey of Merlin and Mordred's progressing relationship: from unwilling acquaintances, to unlikely friends, to... something more? Merdred.

She walks into the comic book store, and everything changes. An AU story. / "No!" she insists, but she's grinning and bumping his shoulder and he has never, ever talked to anyone like this before.

It wouldn't be the first time Tony Stark had flirted with death. But no matter what the others said, reading stories to the quarantined God of Mischief was definitely one of his better ideas. FrostIron

"Because what was their relationship if not a constant series of challenges, pushing and goading each other to the brink?" Grantaire had meant to provoke him out from his marble facade, but he hadn't quite been expecting this reaction.

It's a Shepard and Vakarian thing.

Enjolras is fantastically oblivious about some things, to the point where they can only make themselves clear by slapping him brutally in the face. Or, in a more literal sense, becoming drunk and careless enough to kiss him.

For the sake of curiosity, Tony pulls Loki into a true Asgardian marriage. Sort of. Not really. FrostIron, JaRoaS-verse. Oneshot.

AU. In a world of no guaranties, love, like loyalty, is for the highest bidder and Loki makes the riskiest call, placing a Pandora's box full of truths, of hurts and power, into his hands. As long as Tony keeps it closed, he holds the key to the god's destruction. Or so they thought. FrostIron, Oneshot.

Shepard and Joker Shepard and Joker have developed an even closer friendship in the years after the war and they wind up as neighbors. During one of these sessions, Shepard jokingly makes a pass at Joker and gets the gears turning in his head again. Rated M for future, just in case.

Loki manages to get sick at Stark Tower. Unfortunately for him, that means Tony gets to play nurse. FrostIron, JaRoaS-verse. Oneshot.

It's not fraternizing with the enemy when he comes to you first. Right? (Or, the one where Loki and Tony talk, and then they don't.)

Vilkas declares his feelings for the Dragonborn in a love letter, or two, or ten. If only she would just write him back.

Tony finds himself confronted by a familiar face. It would've been perfectly fine if, a) it hadn't been Loki, and b) Loki wasn't supposed to be dead. Rated for swearing, alcohol, and gradual FrostIron.

Usagi is devastated and crying in phone booths. Did Mamoru really think he could dump her without a reason and that the Inner Senshi would just stand by and watch it happen? Oh, silly man. [Set during R, between episodes 61 and 77.]

Doctor Bertrin hadn't seemed too concerned as he encouraged the Knight to dig in tainted soil. Perhaps another doctor might have recommended a little more caution...

Mithian knew he had been adamant about Arthur not interrupting her sleep – Morgana had taunted her for it, saying that she had enchanted the poor boy, but Morgana knew nothing of Merlin in spite of having known him for long years.

Usagi, Mamoru, post-battle discussions and a total lack of M&Ms. Fluffy as hell. one-shot

"So the whole sick thing, that related to your magic fading?" Even slightly drunk Tony felt a thrill of danger at the look he got.

After being shunted by Sherlock once again, John goes out to a bar for some time to himself. Too bad that a certain Criminal Mastermind has other plans. Post-Reichenbach.

It appears even gods can be killed. I suppose I should thank you for the final proof. FrostIron, Oneshot.

Avengers High School AU. Loki's a nerd. Not just any kind of nerd. But a huge nerd. With a heart of lead. Why Tony Stark has taken an interest in him is beyond anyone's imagination. Maybe he wants to socialize him. He possibly sees the advantages of Loki being super cool. Or maybe, just maybe, Tony wants to be his friend, which is probably the most far fetched reasoning yet.

Peter Parker thinks that the weirdest thing out of the entire fiasco was that he was still not sure where that hat went. Smartass family Tony/Loki and Peter , with the prompt of 'fedoras' and a good helping of fluff.

Allspeak is contagious, and everybody's getting it, except for Tony. Or should that be, everybody's getting some, except for Tony...?

A Thor/Avengers/Lilo & Stich fusion with Loki as Stich and young Tony as Lilo.

"You don't have to do this," Stark hissed. "Oh, but I've come too far to do anything but," Loki breathed. One-shot, pseudo-mystery/crime agency Frostiron AU: in which Agent A. Stark and his team are on a mission to find a memorable one-night stand of his that becomes more memorable than what he initially wanted.

Loki only meant to watch over the child, but somehow, along the way, Tony Stark had wormed his way into his heart and he just had to interfere to teach him some lessons-for his sake. But, in his defence, the boy-teenager-man needed his help and he seemed to be thankful for each lesson...in the end...after awhile, in hindsight...maybe.

For those who have ever wondered how a genius-billionaire-playboy-philanthropist falls in love. Peter Parker got a closer look than he ever could've asked for. Tony/Loki with the whole Avengers family. Smartass family scenario.

AU. Loki is tired of being second best in his foster family. When a masque invitation with King Anthony arrives, he swears he will do whatever is necessary to go; it's the only chance he sees to become better, greater, more. Cinderella re-telling.

Loki is dying, and as a last resort he turns to Tony Stark for help, the clever engineer who already offered to help once. Warning: Might make you cry :v

/frostiron/ When Loki steals the Tesseract, Tony realizes he owes him a debt. Nevertheless, when the god comes to collect it, it's nothing that Tony expected. /oneshot/

Of all ghosts, the ghosts of our old loves are the worst.

John lets out a puff of laughter. "And how does he look at me?" "The same way he looks at cocaine and cigarettes."

When John was a little boy he loved the sea. It was beautiful and terrifying but he loved it with all his heart. Then he met a man named Sherlock Holmes. M for Mature.

When Shepard strolled into the lounge, wearing civvies and a smile, Garrus knew the time had finally come, whether they were ready or not. She'd lined them up in her scope and was preparing to take her shot.

The wars are over and Jaime and Brienne are left standing. Both must find a way to cope with all of the changes and claim a place in the new order. They are companions in loneliness and it begins to seem that all either has left is the other. Future fic

Written in response to a thread on the LiveJournal Dragonage kinkmeme. Original prompt here: Fenris as a werewolf. And Anders is terrified of wolves.

Five year old Ava Watson's life is changed forever when her Daddy's old friend comes calling. S/J slash

The glass face is shattered, the metal handle warped from years of constant use. Fenris holds onto it, just in case. Ficlet.

John's face crumples in on itself and the hurt that's been rattling around between his bones suddenly erupts into a painful bloom, and he falls. Sherlock Holmes, even in death, remains the only man capable of bringing John Watson to his knees.

Harry and Luna meet in the Room of Requirement. Mistletoe appears. Will Nargles be a problem? Takes place in during Harry's fifth year, as he and Luna get closer. Basically pure fluff, largely consisting of conversations. NOW COMPLETE.

In which Joker is guilt-ridden and sarcastic, Shepard is oblivious, and there are gratuitous references to zombies. FemShep/Joker, set during ME2.

He does have a heart. And it's walking around right in front of him. Sherlock/John. COMPLETED!

Once upon a time, he used to love holidays.

Anders had resigned himself to a lonely existence...until two elves decided to take matters into their own hands. Anders/Fenris/Merrill.

In the firelight, the blood on his cheeks is as black as the night. - —robb/theon

Luna Scamander reminisces upon finding her spangled-silver dress robes at the back of her closet. One-shot.

He keeps a list and wonders how it happened. Wonders when the check marks outweighed the exes. Mild blink-and-you-miss-it slash.

Just pay me back with one thousand kisses. Written for a prompt at the Kink Meme.

John is relentlessly pursued by a coworker, which all leads to an inevitable revelation by Sherlock. How will John react to this? Sherlock/John Slash complete .

'You know what hope is? Hope is a bastard. Hope is a liar, a cheat and a tease.' AU. What if Anders and Fenris had met in Tevinter? Inspired by the kinkmeme. Eventual slash.

He rarely leaves his chair on the bridge, and then only at times where most of the crew are asleep. He is the best damn helmsman in the fleet, and he does not need them. He just needs to be alone.

Sequel to Payment. When Magnus told him "In nine or ten years, come find me and then we'll talk," he probably hadn't meant "Nearly get yourself killed by a Greater Demon so I have to heal you again." Alec was better at this when he was nine.

This is his absolute last day at McKinley High School, and Kurt thought he'd cautioned Finn against this kind of maudlin reminiscing and warned him to leave Kurt out of it. Apparently he was wrong. :::Oneshot, Kurt/Blaine, mild s3 spoiler inaccuracy:::

There are no princes or princesses in this story, only girls with quirky smiles and boys with pretty hair. And it isn't love, but it's the best that they can hope for. N/White.

A young not-yet-Captain Martin Crieff gets a visit from a strange man with a bowtie. First time posting using fanfiction, cut me some slack on formatting issues.

Crack fill for a prompt: Jim loves cats. In which eHarmony is destroyed and an innocent laptop finds a fiery death.

R-season, Ail&An arc. Usagi and Minako have a chat.

After the events of The Great Game, John's life comes under Sherlock's relentless microscope, especially once John starts spending inexplicable amounts of time with Molly. John/Molly, asexual!Sherlock.

Brienne and Jaime as Lord and Lady of Casterly Rock. curtain!fic written for Summer Exchange at jaimexbrienne on LJ.

Shepard decides to use her newly acquired little black dress to finally get Joker's attention. When the pilot doesn't even mention her unusual attire she's shocked, but doesn't plan on losing this battle so easily. Kink meme request.

There are two-hundred-and-six bones in the human body. Sherlock can name them all.

Four time Jaime Lannister tells Brienne of Tarth exactly what he thinks before they ride into battle and one time he doesn't.

The story of their friendship was never meant to exist. Enemies, perhaps. Indifferent acquaintances at best. But something more? Never. Rose and Scorpius, however, don't seem to be able to stay away from each other, no matter what they do. One-shot.

John Watson has recently returned home from Afghanistan, and he is already living on the streets. With a bum leg, no friends, and no family, he's lost his will to live-but then he meets Sherlock Holmes, and his life is turned upside down. Homeless!watson

Falling in love with Arthur is just one of many good moments. Others include, but are not limited to, kissing Arthur, tormenting Arthur, tormenting Cobb,who insists on distracting Arthur, and learning Physics. Which may or may not also be Arthur related.

Magnus is all about color. Alec isn't, though not for lack of trying. "If you ever get fired from being High Warlock, you'll have a lucrative career as the paint person in a Home Depot or something."

He tears through London like a madman and a thief, stealing bits and pieces from passers-by just because he can, walking into heavy traffic and emerging unscathed, trying to outrun his own shadow and sometimes succeeding.

Joker's claims about being a ladies' man drives Shepard into daring him to prove it. She never suspects that he would take on her challenge and discover her well-guarded secret! Unabashed Shoker banter and mature content ahead!

Written for the Kirk/Spock zine "Universal Constant"... a fascination with melds leads to an accidental bonding.

"That mouth is going to get you in a world of trouble, Mr. Eames." Arthur/Eames. Slash.

Spock sits alone in the dark, wracked by jealousy and fear. He should have known Jim Kirk would spell his doom.

John is struck with a memory from his teenage years. / / "You drew this," John grins, pointing to the little drawing on the paper. "You gave it to me when you were five. I babysat you."

For eighteen years, he had been filling her bedroom with everything he thought a princess would want. Now that she had return, would she even like it? Father-daughter time between the King and Rapunzel because I think they need it!

Since the invention of the kiss, there have only been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind. :::Oneshot, Kurt/Blaine, Secret Santa gift-fic, total nerdiness:::

"But she had to live. Leaving the graveyard for the last time, Luna wondered to herself when the distance between them would close and she could finally see that smile he only used on her again."

When Naruto gets married, Hinata finally understand her love will always be one-side. As she enters Anbu she learns to know Sasuke and discovers they have a lot more in common than meets the eye. SasukeHinata. Lemon.

AU. Sequel to Founding Hogwarts. Rowena Ravenclaw battles with werewolves, sausages, romance, patriarchal repression and the sexual advances of an intoxicated Glaswegian hat, against a backdrop of revenge, deceit, lust and uncomfortable family visits.

I eventually see her as wonderful, that girl who sits by the window and looks out longingly, but she is already taken. - An evaluation of Chihiro's character through the eyes of a besotted classmate. Discrete KohakuxChihiro.

Seventeen ways to break a heart. Seventeen months, and she still haunts him. — Ichigo x Rukia. One-shot. Ch423-424 spoilers.

-Ichigo x Rukia- She will fade. Spoilers for 423.

Alistair was not Cailan. He was only a collection of similar shortcomings, wearing her dead husband's face.

Sherlock does not react well to the idea that John might be dead.

Link is taking forever to get to the final boss and his princess. Looks like its time to do the only thing to do on such an occasion...

When Mr. and Mrs. Darling have Wendy take the ultimate step to growing up - getting married - she's not very happy with their decision. But, there's something vaguely familiar about her new fiancee... Peter x Wendy all the way! Rated K.

Jim is cold. Spock is hot. Temperature-hot, of course.

Castiel consults a Cosmo article in order to seduce Dean.

You, Harry Potter, still surprise the girl who believes in everything. Pure H/L fluffiness.

She's never been exactly sure what the fuss over boys is.

A quiet night on the Normandy gives us a glimpse of how Shepard likes to spend her free time. There are things about her only her best friend gets to see. And things about him that makes even the simplest of evenings among her most treasured memories.

Between dying and working for Cerberus, Shepard has begun to fear she is losing herself. Only her best friend can help her retain her sanity. But in the midst of comfort, they discover together that they are meant to hold more than that. Shoker, Rated M.

Tenten's doing it to make a point to her friends. Kakashi's forcing him because it amuses him. So now Tenzou's stuck going on a date with this girl of questionable sanity, who's never even seen his face before. But apparently she likes his... one shot

Alistair/Fem!Mahariel centric drabbles. Two people raised by different cultures are bound to have trouble coming to an understanding. Sometimes the less they try, the easier it becomes, and needing each other becomes more important than being right.

Madara tracks down Naruto find out the answer to a very important question: Just how is he so persuasive? Initially reluctant, Naruto agrees if Madara explains his own powers of persuasion. Needless to say, the explanations just make them more confused.

Mello shoved a drink into his hand. “Less talking,” he ordered, “more drunken shenanigans.” Matt/Mello, Light/L, and Mikami/Gevanni/Near, for IceQueenRex.

IT'S THE NEWEST HIT. There is an explanation for this, I swear. Featuring crack! breaking the temporal wall, and some snogging. Lyanna/Brienne, to start us off!

L/Light oneshot Today, L thinks Light might not be Kira. It's only a might, after all.

Near hears dead people. Matt/Mello, L/Light, Gevanni/Near.

Sirius may have run away from home, and Peter may be lacking in Gryffindor courage, and James may have absolutely nothing between his ears, but maybe Remus Lupin has got a heart, after all. :::MWPP oneshot, Remus/Sirius, written for a friend's birthday:::

In Hueco Mundo, Gin has to explain to Aizen where his Special Deliveries have got to.

It was a glorious day when Obito discovered something he could do better than his genius teammate, and he fully expected to rub it in Kakashi's face until they died. That's when he discovered that even when he wins, he doesn't really.

When she left the Host Club, she had broken herself into pieces. After a long year, Mori tries to pick up the fragments and recreate what once was. MoriHaru with plenty of angst along the way, rated for minor sexual themes and language.

The meld with Spock Prime leaves Kirk with a severe phobia. slash

Ten falls out of the sky and ends up at Princeton Plainsborough and then he and House go on a wondrous journey of self-discovery in a giant motor home named Princess Love Machine. To Canada. Where they eat eggs and bacon on a magic hill. Tragically.

“Raito-kun,” Ryuzaki breathes, leaning closer. “have I done something to make you uncomfortable?”

Rowena wasn’t sure quite where everything had all gone wrong. Well, she knew it had to be something to do with osculation. Everything that went wrong in her life had to do with osculation...

AU. The Founders of Hogwarts were brave, witty, loyal and cunning. They were also drunk, besotted, sarcastic, proud, lustful, jealous, conceited, baffled, cursed – and on speaking terms with an inebriated Glaswegian hat. Read the bits history missed out.

Naruto wants the three of them to be a real family, but first he needs to get Kakashi to move in with them. Yonkaka.

In which there are shopping trips, sarcasm, backhanded compliments, dark rooms, big guns, bubble baths, trauma of every sort, and detailed fantasies involving cake - lots of those. Let the buyer beware indeed. L/Light.

“The original saver of youth and justice. Dear God this is wrong.” You know, of all things Kakashi had to come on time to, he wished this wasn't one of them. :oneshot drabble of dangerous crack:

“Are these leather pants?” Light demanded incredulously. Matsuda waved a careless hand. “You’ll thank me later,” he pledged. Light/L, PWP-ish.

Three years after their departure in Iron Island, Dawn and Riley meet up again, each with new experiences and stories added to their history. But Dawn still thinks she's treated like a kid, even at age sixteen... Sequel to "His Blue Hat," Ironwillshipping

Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.

What if Hinata had actually found the courage to approach Naruto at the Academy? How would befriending him change their lives? Drastic changes are the result of one small step. NaruHina. Written for the Thirty Kisses community on Live Journal.

What do you do, when you have no one to talk to? Well, you lie to them, of course. Toph and Zuko connect through a game of lies that reveals everything. - mild Toko, oneshot, post 3x12, fluff, mild angst

Had Cash Cab host Ben Bailey known that picking up two men by the names of Yagami Raito and L Lawliet would have caused him such trouble from the beginning, he was quite sure he would have kept on driving, thank you very much. Oh, God help him now...

Dawn, after a humiliating loss to Byron, heads over to Iron Island to train, determined to face him again and win this time. But while in the cave, she meets a new and interesting man that leaves her red-faced and speechless. Dawn/Riley

The mysterious organization called Akatsuki is made up of about ten shinobi. Who would have thought that maintaining an evil criminal organization of *exactly* ten members would be so difficult? Pure crack!fic.

Pre-game. A girl wakes up in a hospital and has no words. Gen.

When Watari sends 14 year old L to Japan to practice his Japanese language comprehension, L never anticipated that he would somehow be stuck babysitting two devil children: Light and Sayu Yagami.

Hey. Oblivious. You eloping with the dictionary, or something? crackfic, AU, DeidaraXHinata

AU. Oneshot. L is the creepy intern in the school computer lab, and Raito's computer just broke.

As far as Matt's concerned, this 'saving' bit is the worst thing to ever happen to him. When you get gunned down, you should just die, not wake up in a hospital bed months and miles later. Bloody Near never could leave well enough alone, could he?

Naruto's parents don't so much fall in love as accidentally trip over it. Manga spoilers.

In which Hidan plays the empathetic ear to Hinata's lamentations in the middle of the night, in the cafeteria, over ice cream and chocolate. AU RP based crackfic.

Ariana Dumbledore shares her thoughts on Oscar Wilde, Nietzsche, and Gellert Grindelwald's bum. AberforthGoat, AlbusGellert, onesided ElphiasAlbus.

In which Hitsugaya learns to relax, Yachiru finds a new partner in crime, and Soi Fong and Renji find out the hard way that one should never trust children.

Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.

Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty

There are only Turks at a Turk's funeral.

Sasuke owned a goldfish. Once. Oneshot

Fire Lord Ozai introduces this pamphlet containing the complete guide to ruling supreme over the Fire Nation.

[Hitsugaya x Yachiru] When the world is drenched in blue, he can be forgiven for seeking refuge in other colours.

Tobi doesn't remember much. [oneshot, probably AU]

20 situations that would have ended different had Zuko done it shirtless. [crackfic. not to be taken seriously. many, many pairings. humor]

Hitsugaya courts Yachiru and Kenpachi doesn’t approve.

Their sensei’s first thought was, I love them already—but his first words were, “Kakashi, get your foot off Obito’s head.” [Team Yondaime 20 Truths style]

At a parentteacher conference, a principal expresses some concerns to John Winchester. His sons are special... very, very special.

Tsunade has a question but the only ones who know the answer aren't telling. A Team Seven oneshot.

Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.

Kakashi recalls those moments that defined one man's past and would form another man's future.

COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.

All the fans on liked fanfics a lot but the Grinch, who lurked websites and MLs, did not.

Tea-time. 3:45. Severus Snape receives poetry; Remus Lupin refuses to give up. Read and Review, you know you want to.

Grantaire is dutifully adoring; Enjolras is properly disdainful. The fact that they are sleeping together changes very little. Revised edition.

Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.