![]() Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Sonic the Hedgehog, Red vs. Blue, and Misc. Games. I should really update this profile more often. Like good Lord! I'm pretty much the same person I've always been, a more mature now that I've had two years of university under my belt. Still love writing fanfiction, but have gone a couple hiatus' simply because I've lost the inspiration for it, which is really a shame. I want to continue with Blood Gulch Home, Together We Can Do Anything, and the Sonic FF, but it might take longer than expected. Favorite Web Shows: Most Popular Girls in School Red Vs. Blue RWBY Favorite TV Series: Teen Wolf (internet has now ruined me!!) Archer Supernatural Orange is the New Black Top 5 Youtubers I Watch: danisnotonfire Tyler Oakley Pewdiepie (I'm part of the Bro Army, don't hate!) Matthew Santoro Hannah Hart (especially her "My Drunk Kitchen" series) Top 5 Songs on My PlayList: If U Seek Amy - Britney Spears Do It Like a Dude - Jessie J Bang Bang - Jessie J, Ariana Grande, and Nicki Minaj My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark (Light 'Em Up) - Fall Out Boy Marry the Night - Lady Gaga Top 5 Disney Films I Watch: Mulan Beauty and the Beast Brave Robin Hood Wreck-It Ralph 5 Films I Would Recommend: Deadpool Star Wars: The Force Awakens My Big Fat Greek Wedding Mean Girls The Exorcist (if you dare...) Found this on a profile, decided to try it! 1. Donut 2. Agent York 3. Grif 4. Tucker 5. Dr. Grey 6. Caboose 7. Agent Washington 8. Agent North Dakota 9. Kimball 10. Locus What would you do if Number 1 woke you in the middle of the night? (Donut) Donut: I’M SCARED!! Me: *sighs* Okay, hop in... Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? (Grif) Me: GRIF, GET OUT!! Grif: Ehh, oh well. Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow (Tucker/Kimball) Me: Good luck with that. Hopefully Kimball doesn’t hurt you Number 5 cooked you dinner? (Dr. Grey) Me: You sure you’re not trying to poison me? Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? (Caboose) Me: So cute!! ...Why is that car on fire?! Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? (Wash) Me: ...I’m not gonna go crazy like you, right? Wash: *slams head on table* Number 8 got into the hospital somehow? (North) Me: As much as I am not surprised, I still want to know how you got in here. North: One Word. South. Number 9 made fun of your friends? (Kimball) Me: My friends may be strange... but at least they’re not cave-dwelling savages!! Kimball: ...Touche. Number 10 ignored you all the time? (Locus) Honestly would not be surprised. But that wouldn’t stop me from bugging the shit out of him. You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do? (York) York: Hey D, can you call an ambulance for Miss Accident Prone? Me: What? Too much to do yourself?! It's your birthday. What does 3 get you? (Grif) Grif would forget and give me a package of Oreos.. then proceed to eat them... You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? (Tucker) Tucker: HELP, WOMEN AND CHILDREN LAST!! Me: *sighs* So much for the calvary... You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? (Dr. Grey) Dr. Grey: You can do it!! I believe in you!! If you die, that’s okay!! I can use your body for experiments!! You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction: (Locus, Donut) Donut: WHY ARE YOU MARRYING LOCUS?! OF ALL PEOPLE?! Me: We’re only doing this because we don’t have to testify against one another... Locus: Unfortunate... Would 2 trust 5? (York, Dr. Grey) Probably not... Dr. Grey is a bit of a nutcase... Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that? (Tucker, Locus) Tucker: *almost pokes Locus* Locus: Do it, and you will suffer beyond your worst nightmares!! Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? (Dr. Grey, Caboose) No. Maybe if Caboose cuts himself and Dr. Grey kisses it better. Other than that, no. You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react? Me: *slaps Donut* NO! MY HOT, SEXY, EVIL MERCENARY!! GO FIND YOUR OWN!! You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? (Wash) Me: God, I know he believes in military haircuts... but seriously?! Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her? (North) Me: North, you’re a sweet, charming guy... who can also work a sniper rifle. Who wouldn’t want to date you? North: My sister. Me: ...Good point. Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what? (Kimball) Me: re: How flattering. You’re just lucky that I’m Bi. Could 1 and 6 be soul mates? (Donut/Caboose) YES!! PASTRY TRAIN HAS SET SAIL!! 2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen? (York/Kimball) Kimball: WTF is this?! York: Oops... 6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday? (Caboose) Caboose: I want to party... Me: Oh no!! I forgot Caboose!!! WHAT’S WRONG WITH ME?! 7 won the lottery? (Wash) Wash: Oh great, maybe I can get some actual help for my problems. If 6 and 3 cooked dinner, what would they make? (Caboose/Grif) Something out of Oreos... and somehow blow up the kitchen or something Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9. (York/ Kimball) Me: ...How is that even possible?! 1 accidentally kicked 10? (Donut/Locus) Donut: Heck Yeah! A beating to the balls! Locus: You’d better hope I never find after this!! What would 1 think of 2? (Donut, York) Donut: Ooh, a guy who knows how to unlock anything... Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean? (Tucker/ Kimball) Me: hmm, two men who are definitely ladies men...this isn’t good Do you think number 4 is hot? How hot? (Tucker) Perverted? Yes. Dumb? Yes. Hot? ...Maybe? What about number 3? Is he/she hot? (Grif) Probably not. Good for cuddles? Yes. Would 2 and 6 make a good couple? (York/Caboose) FUCK NO. How emo is 7? (Wash) Very. What might 10 scream at a moment of great passion? (Locus) ...It’s Locus. Is that word even existent to him?? What would happen if 7 discovered that 3 and 8 had a secret relationship? (Wash, Grif/North) Wash: *vomits on the spot* If you wrote a song-fic about 8, what song would you choose? (North) ...Let me get back to you on that. Number 2 got sent to jail? (York) He could probably break out himself. Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do? (Donut) Would freak out more than I would, definitely Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do? (Caboose) How is this big ball of joy a player?! You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? (Wash) Probably go and hurt them enough not to do something like that to me again. You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you? (Kimball) Would tell me to show no emotion and kick them in the balls. You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? (Locus) Would promptly ignore me and go on to do other things Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? (Donut) Donut would totally be my best gay friend ever!! He’s likes wine and cheese hours, we both are great throwers, and he likes to get a bit dirty... What is 2's ultimate fantasy? (York) Win the heart of Agent Carolina Is 4 Gay? (Tucker) Nah. Bisexual the most, but not completely gay. Who is 5's favorite person on your top ten list? (Dr. Grey) Maybe Kimball...But she would probably love to psychoanalyze Wash even more Who on the top 10 list loves 6 the most? (Caboose) Only Donut, and maybe Dr. Grey. Everyone else would steer clear of him. Why would 8 get fired from his/her job? (North) ...Too nice? If 10 could only do one more thing before he/she died, what would it be? (Locus) Probably maim his partner, Felix. Or kill him, whichever comes first. Number 1 asked you to marry them? (Donut) YES! You had to throw a party for 2? (York) Have him unlock all these different rooms all the way to the party room...and Carolina is his present Number 3 asked you to help them find a job? (Grif) Me: I honestly don’t know how I could help you... You’re fat and lazy. Number 4 decided that he/she was going to live with you? (Tucker) Me: Fine, but this does not make us fuck buddies!! Number 5 snuck in your bed in the middle of the night? (Dr. Grey) Me: What are you doing? Dr. Grey: I want to observe your unusual sleep pattern! Number 8 had quite a big secret? (North) Yeah, he would be fine. It’s North, what secret would he have? South would have already blabbed it to everyone anyway. Number 9 became a singer? (Kimball) Eh, not really Number 10 had a daughter? (Locus) sighs and slaps forehead* Please see my fanfiction if you want an answer. Why might 2 disagree with 3? (York, Grif) York: I know the combination to get into the kitchen! Grif: Really? I’m the master of sneaking in and out of kitchens! How would 3 greet 4? (Grif, Tucker) Grif: ‘Sup Tucker? Still trying to get into Wash’s pants? Tucker: No. How’s your husband, Simmons? What would 4 envy about 5? (Tucker, Dr. Grey) Tucker: Her brains... but not her craziness Me: Well, you’re smart too...in your own special way What do 6 and 7 have in common? (Caboose, Wash) They’re on the Blue Team. Enough said. What would make 7 angry at 8? (Wash, North) If North chastised Wash for doing something irresponsible Where would 8 meet 9? (North, Kimball) They would never meet. What would 9 never dare to tell 10? (Kimball, Locus) She would never tell Locus that she banged Felix or had a deep emotional connection with him... What would make 10 scared of 1? (Locus, Donut) Nothing. Except Donut’s flamboyant attitude. You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking? (Grif, Tucker) They’re sleeping or hiding from their commanders, as usual Number 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick? (Dr. Grey, Donut) Dr. Grey would go with what wanted. And that would be interior design. Number 7 and 9 apply for a job. What job? (Wash, Kimball) Hmm, maybe police officers Number 8 gives number 5 a haircut. Is that okay? (North, Dr. Grey) North would do an okay job for someone like Dr. Grey. Number 9 sketches what 6's perfect soulmate should look like. Will number 6 be happy? (Kimball, Caboose) Kimball would draw Church, to make Caboose feel better |
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