Strawberry Nyahide bio
 Author has written 21 stories for Gravitation, Naruto, Shaman King, Star Ocean, Princess Princess, Death Note, One Piece, Misc. Anime/Manga, Ouran High School Host Club, Kingdom Hearts, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, Bleach, and Hetalia - Axis Powers. INSANELY LONG PROFILE-THAT-WAS-PARTIALLY-STOLEN-FROM-TAHMAHRAH TIME GAIZ :D Name: Emerson Poopbutt Age: 17 and a poop Gender: male but also poop Weight: 33, 103 lbs Nationality and junk: Cockasian, born in Canada, German, Polish-poop Language: Klingon Music: anything that is poop Film: Brokeback Mountain, Moon Child, other poops Subject: Poop Sport: POOPY! Status: Fuck poop. Orientation: Poopsexual. Personality: hyper, loud, in your poop, weird Very Important: I love poop. pooppooppooppoop. and shotapoop. woop. Location: Canada, eh Likes: tennis, learning japanese, swearing, drawing, singing, playing piano, candy/sweet things, friends, writing, cuddling, glomping, kissing booboos better, scaring new kids, scene clothes, rainbows, anything gay, anime, manga, STRAWBERRY POOP, YAOI/shounen-ai, crossdressing etcetc Dislikes: school, snobby rude people, bullies, homophobic bastards, people that use "thats gay" for "thats stupid", how lots of sites are American and say that the Canadian spelling of words are wrong, etcetcetc Favourite Colour(s): orange, light blue, green, poop brown Favourite Animal: cats! i loooove cat poop! C: Favourite Hobbies: art, music, drawing, poop, reading, pooping at people, hanging out with friends Worst Habit: lazy, being a pack rat, biting my nails, hurting people unintentionally, and probably other poop too Feel free to email or message me any time you want, about absolutely anything! |
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It's Not A Love Potion by CrystalP734 reviews
"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,145 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 3,747 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
And Then They Got Bored by Rhen Nightshade reviews
Seriously, America thought, this had to be the most boring meeting of world history. Ironic that it’s a world meeting. And then he noticed England chewing his pen. USUK. Lemon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,038 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 70 - Published: 4/17/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Mutual Ownership by PromiseThis reviews
Oz wants Gil to stop angsting and treat him like more of a friend than a master. The best solution is obviously to tie Gil up and prove his point physically. Oz x Gil
Pandora Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,058 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Oz V., Gilbert/Raven - Complete
Evening by snapmagic reviews
You've got to try everything once. RalphxJack. Slash.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Complete
The Espada Guide to Parenting by Impervious Marr reviews
Life's good. War's over. Las Nachos - I mean Noches, is getting cleaner, Aizen's giving us all vacations, and - by the way, I have a kid stalker who thinks I'm his mom and Ulquiorra's his dad. LG, man. L effin' G. GrimmUlqui.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,196 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
Bully by MT Yami reviews
Butters has been harboring a longtime crush on Cartman. When Kenny finds out and blackmails him, Butters has no choice but to let Kenny have his way with him. But who's the real bully now? Kenny or Cartman? CartmanXButtersSLASHYAOI -SEQUEL: "BAD BOYS"-
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,122 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Eric Cartman, Butters S. - Complete
Chocolate Roller Coasters by Impervious Marr reviews
Ulquiorra glared at anyone and everyone who looked at the blue-haired Espada for more than two seconds, and pulled Grimmjow inside the amusement park, growling. Grimmjow smirked. GrimmUlqui. Complete!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,970 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
To Pendragon With Love by Mikael-Macbeth reviews
XXX ONE-SHOT sequel to "Dear Pendragon"; Saint Dane X Bobby Pendragon; Slight language and minor adult themes XXX If only he had never written me that stupid letter. Then we would hate each other, and it would be the way everyone else wanted it to be.
Pendragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,955 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
100 Ways to Annoy Yuki by NariNari reviews
Yuki states 100 ways Shuichi can annoy him, on purpose and on accident.
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Eiri Y., Shuichi S. - Complete
Gay Chicken by Pyjamas reviews
A drunken game of 'Gay Chicken' has unexpectedly pleasant consequences. :Taito:
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,854 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Taichi Y./Tai K., Yamato I./Matt - Complete
Changed Equation by Fair Hearing reviews
PxE. Recently, Miles Edgeworth has been adding up into something unfamiliar. Warning for sexual situations, ‹ab›use of the second person, and horrible diabetes–inducing fluff.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Complete
Smile by Werewolf of Fire reviews
In order to woo Inuyasha, Sesshomaru's willing to take some pretty awesome measures. [SessInu, swearing]
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,838 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Sesshōmaru, Inuyasha - Complete
The Wild Tape Chase by BingeB reviews
Tai finds himself in a bit of trouble when he makes Matt an unwilling porn star, but to make matters worse, the video tape in question then goes missing. Taito oneshot!
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,802 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Taichi Y./Tai K., Yamato I./Matt - Complete
It's Not What You Think by Pollux Unbound reviews
Grimmjow tries but fails to veil his motives. He really has a twisted mind...and so does Ulquiorra. GrimmjowxUlquiorra. Szayel Apollo Grantz on the side. Oneshot GrimmUlqui
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Fleece by Sheena-X-Zelos reviews
Yuujirou's pride has always been a handicap in telling Tooru how he really feels. He finally decides to tell him but what happens when Tooru receives a mysterious package from Sayaka? [TooXYuu]
Princess Princess - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Yujiro S., Toru K. - Complete
Fractured Sun by Lunar Chasmodai reviews
[AU Sequel to Road Trip] Music heals, the ancients say, it soothes the savage beast. Of course, moody teenagers who can't agree on which music are probably far from being healed...but the universe works in mysterious ways [SasuNaru, ShikaTema, GaaNe]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 51,372 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/16/2007 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Dear Pendragon by Mikael-Macbeth reviews
[ONESHOT] After the whole incident on Quillan, Bobby begins losing hope. It is then that he receives a letter from Saint Dane... A LOVE letter. [SaintDaneXBobby, smutty, SPOILERS]
Pendragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,583 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Complete
The Answer is Blowing in the Wind by Lyrical Rawr reviews
Maya finds out some things about Phoenix from a few strange phone calls.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Phoenix W./Nick, Maya F. - Complete
Road Trip by Lunar Chasmodai reviews
What begins as a road trip between six friends turns out to be a nightmare when everything that can go wrong DOES go wrong. With confused individuals, MapQuest, and a van named Murphy, this journey is more than just a trip [AU SasuNaru, ShikaTema GaaNeji]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 72,799 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 3/26/2007 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
In Sangria Veritas by Rostand reviews
Jude gets dumped again, Jonesy gets fired again, so the obvious solution is to have some sangria and watch Wyatt play the Green Room. The fun starts the next morning.
6teen - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Complete
It’s a Wonderfully Splendid Magnificent Life by sciathan file reviews
[Oneshot, Gen, Full title inside] Events occur that cause Tamaki to reevaluate his decision to come to Japan...however, intervention becomes necessary to show him just how much his absence will effect everyone he knows.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,310 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Tamaki S. - Complete
Cookies by acollectionoffavoritequotes reviews
The class makes Zodiac legend shaped cookies. Wrongess insures for Yuki and Kyo. Alliusons to slash and wrongness. Yup. Cookies.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Yuki S., Kyo S. - Complete
Brotherly Love by Black Gargie reviews
I bet everyone has already watch Nickelodeon's version of how CatDog became CatDog, right? Ever wonder it could have happened even before that dream they had? This is my version on how they become the way they are. WARNING: Slash ahead!
CatDog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,061 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/6/2004 - Complete
Raincoat!Draco by Rhysenn reviews
Draco shows up on the doorstep of #4 Privet Drive wearing nothing but a raincoat and rubber boots. Does it get any better? (Harry/Draco slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,709 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 83 - Published: 7/1/2001
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In Death reviews
That was one of the last moments I ever witnessed any raw emotion from Rome, and I should have appreciated it more. After that, things began to crumble. Rome Germania
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,772 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Germania, Ancient Rome - Complete
The Fox and The Boy reviews
Every day, the fox would come to that meadow. There, he met a captivating sleeping boy. He remained silent for if the boy was to wake, he would run. Or would he? AU, shounen-ai, one-shot
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2009 - G. Ichimaru, I. Kira - Complete
The Fox Prince reviews
Little Prince Naruto, nicknamed the Fox Prince, is soon to be wed. There are many suitors, but he wants none of them. He only wants the one, only, Sasuke Uchiha. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,710 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Internet is for Porn, Edgeworth reviews
Phoenix shows a song to Edgeworth and decides to make him realize, yes, the internet is indeed for porn. implied yaoi, made out of boredom, wasn't going to post originally but what the hell.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E. - Complete
Why Mello Isn't Fat reviews
Ever wondered how Mello eats all that chocolate and still manages to keep a sexy body? Matty will tell you! crack, MattxMello
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
An Alternate Living Space reviews
Haruhi heard about dopplegangers and twins. But Haruhi wasn't a twin, nor did he have a doppleganger. Well, not that he knew of. -shonen ai,alternate reality-
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,819 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008
Little Matty FooFoo reviews
A parody of the bunny foo-foo song with Matt and Mello. Rated 'T' for animal violence. Lol.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Kitten reviews
After L is gone, Light needs to fill the void.With a kitten? mild shonen-ai
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,069 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Light Y., L
It's Not The Girls reviews
-Sensei No Ojikan- Anthony realizes he might not like Watabe's moe drawings as much as he thought. Slash
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
Akumu wo Kurikaesu My Love reviews
-Slight and/or major spoilers. Depends on how you view things.- Mello has that damn reoccuring nightmare after what happened to Matt. slight MattxMello
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Beat, Beat, Leap reviews
Matsuda wonders about some things. Tick, thump, buzz, glug, beat, leap. MxL
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Matsuda T., Light Y. - Complete
Sora reviews
I am Sora, and I'm so cool." A short Sora poem parodying 'The Cloud Song'.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Sora - Complete
Baseball Is No Fun When Your Sick reviews
Ookiku Furikabutte Mihashi feels strange..what is it, Abe? How can you help? AbeMiha
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
The Most Inevitable Thing reviews
SPOILERS!Light ponders about some disturbing questions. When Lawliet passes on, what is he supposed to do? How will he live on, when his partner dies a second time?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
I 'Hate' You reviews
I 'hate' you.. What came was one battle he couldn't win.SanZo
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
Lights Dilemma reviews
For the genius to shed tears over something so trivial is very strange indeed.His actions, all of them, are peculiar.As for me, I can say the same.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
Ice Cream reviews
When Mikoto hears an interesting conversation behind closed doors, it makes him not want to eat icecream for a long, long time. meant to be slightly OOC, and crackish.
Princess Princess - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Yujiro S., Toru K. - Complete
Ramen is Good, But This is Even Better! reviews
What once was a normal trip to Ichiraku Ramen for Naruto, turns into something much more.And much tastier ..has been downrated xD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,006 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/8/2007 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Strange Positions reviews
crackish Albel walks into his apartment to find Cliff, Nel and Fayt playing twister in his living room.He takes sharp notice to Fayts position in particular.
Star Ocean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Complete
Just Three Little Words reviews
just need to tell him three little words, Morty.three little words.. Morty tries to tell Yoh his true feelings, but it doesnt seem to be working very well.
Shaman King - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Manta O., Yoh A. - Complete
Shuichis WOOO Dreams reviews
Shuichis having weird dreams.Yuki cant sleep.Total crackBL, duh. T for language.I suck at summaries.
Gravitation - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,038 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Shuichi S., Eiri Y. - Complete