Ellos Peoplez!! ;-)

I feel bad for you, because I am a CRAZY AX MURDERER!! Wait, that's only on Tuesdays. I can tell that you can tell I had way too much sugar. Just a warning: I have freakish and twisted imagination. Yeah. So, HI!!!

95 of teens would die if Hannah Montana jumped off a cliff. Only copy and paste if your part of the 5 getting popcorn and screaming, "JUMP BITCH JUMP!"

“You can call me crazy, but I’ll only agree with you.” -anonymous

“Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.” -anonymous

“I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem” -anonymous

“If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie” –anonymous

“I would kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.” –anonymous

“Judge me all you want, but keep the verdict to yourself!” –anonymous

Me: Never go through any pain you can avoid. Friend: What about love? Me:... Let that wait until college.

“Well, the Earth’s still turning. That must mean that everything’s all right.” –anonymous

“The only things that tie me to being a girl are my gender, long hair, and love of shopping- but not clothes shopping.” –anonymous

"If life is so fair, why do roses have thorns?" -Tickle Me "Emo" Not Elmo, "Emo"

“KNOWLEDGE IS ATTACKING ME!” -Some Pet named Daunt, Neopian times issue 300, "The Perfect Poem"

"Live a little! You can't be old and wise if you were never young and crazy." -some icon I found

"How stupid I was to believe, if only for a moment, that I am not completely worthless." -siggy I found on deviant.

"Optimists see the glass as half full. Pessimists see the glass as half empty. Scientists see the glass as completely full: 50 water and 50 air" -humor book

"There are all kinds of art. There's the art of drawing, the art of dancing, the art of science, and of course the refined art of being an idiot" -HeartofDragons (Kenopets User)

"History doesn't repeat itself. Historians merely repeat each other." -Unknown

An ant can carry 20X its body weight, which is very useful information if you ever need help carrying a potato chip across town.

You see things, and you say, "Why?" But I dream things that never were and say, "Why not?".

FRIENDS:Lend you their umbrella

BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "HONEY I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you

BEST FRIENDS:Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process of watching it

FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you

BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in his/her body if he/she hurts you

FRIENDS: Will say you can do better

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him and say "you have seven days to live"

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BEST FRIENDS: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Will help you move

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body

FRIENDS: help you up when you fall

BEST FRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much, dumbass?"

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!


Soooooo doing this.