"Creativity and effort... this is art, regardless of the creation."

"Anyone who draws, photographs, writes, performs, designs, sculpts, builds, sketches or paints is an artist, regardless of talent or opinion."

Hello! :D

I am mousers! My big fandom just now is APHetalia, so expect a good bit of it :D I'm also into Ouran High School Host Club (though the manga recently is getting up my ass a little... it's so irritatingly like a bad fan fiction), Harry Potter and a little bit of Night at the Museum (hey, I'm not going to lie) amongst many many others. I'm a Scot, I speak fluent(...?) English and a little bit of French, even less of Spanish, and even less Italian, so if I've reviewed in French or Spanish or Italian and offended you with my horrible language skills, I apologise. Being Scottish makes me a Brit, too, so I'll spell "colour" with a "u" and maybe even "trousers" instead of "pants"... Ach. I'm not untrustworthy, but tend to procrastinate and forget to do a lot of things, so I do apologise if I seem like an unreliable person. I'm pretty loud, some would say annoying... however, I would say brilliant. ( I'm so modest~ :D)

Movies

Hot Fuzz, Shaun of the Dead, Kick Ass, Inglorious Basterds, Kill Bill, The Dark Knight, Across the Universe, The Brothers Grimm, Slumdog Millionaire, Persepolis... and Scott Pilgrim and Paint It White are sure to be awesome! XD

Comedians

Russell Howard, Dylan Moran, Dara O'Briein, Lee Mack, Hugh Dennis, Marcus Brigstoke, Micheal McIntyre, Sean Lock, Alan Davies, Jo Brand, Dane Cook, Rich Hall... a spattering, really.

Upcoming Stuff-

Sauce - NorthxSouth Italy smut for Oob.

Untitled - PolandxLiet for Nima.

It's A Wonderful Life! - The Depression. Alfred wishes he'd never been born! Enter the guardian angel and I think we can see where this is going...

Red Plastic Cups - Arthur feels the need to question Alfred's latest session of "hanging out with friends".

Funny Crap

I lol'd at L's mask in Death Note 2: The Last Name. If you did too, copy and paste this to your profile.

"The impossible becomes possible when you are awesome!" - Rhino, BOLT

"He's like a Pandora's Box of kinkiness..." - Oobeley Doobeley, about Kyouya xDDD

"Have you seen '50 First Deeds'? I mean, 'The President's Deed'?" - Mon frere XDD

"You're obviously confused and aroused!" - Zapp Brannigan

Jason Mraz: American Musician. Fond of hats.

We all heart Sheldon.

"And then they wear hot pants and you see Jesus's foot..." - boog
"...squeak." - Oobs

"This jenny long legs landed on my face and started screaming and I couldn't stop crying..." - Rhio-bob.

"You're straddling my calf..." - Oobleley.

"Carfalonia!"

"I just found my mascarca!"

"SHEER WILLPOWER!"

"He can heat up my bum ;D" - Oobeles, about Daniel Radcliffe

M:"Did you even do any homework?!"
R:"We did French!"
M:"Doing France doesn't mean you did French!"
R:"... Awwww."

"You're a two-bit bum!"
"I'll bum you!"

"Anyway, she was going out with her girlfriend... yes, she's a lesbian-"
"I'll 'lesbian' you!"
"... please don't."

(whilst talking about a chicken called Alfred)
"... he can climb in my cockpit! Well, not the chicken, that'd just be chaotic..."

Remember kids, catch, bin, and kill your manatees.

"It's Ludwig, Kiku and Fellatio" - Rhio-Bob :'D

"I love you."
"What?"
"Uh, I said... olive juice."
"Olive juice?"
"Olive juice you too..."
~ Family Guy :D

"She's so tired, she's dead!"

"Je m'appelle "Barack Obama." Je suis le presidente de l'Etats-Unis. Je m'entends tres bien avec ma femme, Michelle. J'aide a la maison blanche - je passe l'aspirateur."
- "My name is "Barack Obama". I am the president of the United States. I get on very well with my wife, Michelle. I help around the White House - I do the hoovering."
~ A genius in my French class XD

"Your eyes are watering like the Eiffel Tower!"

“Please Alfred,” England pleaded. “Grit me!” - Descent on the Summit XDDD

"Romano cringed. Getting caught putting a hit out by Veneziano was like getting caught jerking off by the Pope. Both of them had happened to Romano on multiple occasions." -'Two Ways About It' (Best. Line. Ever.)

Me :"He can yank my doodle!"
Rhio-bob: "That'd be dandy!

"Whose loin is it anyway?"

"It's a shame that Britain is, in essence, America's bitch."
"What do you want, a mini fridge?"

"Ah, the Ukraine... they don't fuck about."

Mum: (Whilst watching a slow-mo version of the American bobsleigh team) "They seem much slower than the last time they went down..."

"From Greece to Japan... I'm like a pairing bee!"

"How much more fun would religion be if Jesus' name was Axtron?"

"Heathcliff, it's me, it's Cathy... I've wrote you a poem!"

Rich: "Weren't you two mugged down there?"
Noel: "Yeah, we were. He was trying to escape when he was full of curry."
Julian: "What?"
Noel: "You were scurrying away from chavs on a bellyful of curry and about six Guinesses."
Julian: "... ah, yes, I remember."

Heckler: Fuck off!
Noel Fielding: Imagine how weak the show would be if I fucked off, sunshine. Imagine how much it would be improved if you did.

"Great, now I have Hitler at the window and Kaiser Wilhelm in my bathtub."
(I think that may be one of the best things I've ever said. XD)

"Politics is like a bird. You need a left wing and a right wing or you're going to fly around in circles. But when it comes to Parliament, it's a load of fat middle-aged men in ill-fitting suits shouting about politics at four in the morning. It's a lock-in. And we're buying the drinks." - Al Murray

"I wish I could say I feel sorry for you for having such an oblivious lover, but I really don't like you." - France, "Bottoms up!"