Lady Rumbottom
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Joined 04-29-03, id: 377689
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, and Pirates of the Caribbean.
You have stumbled upon the bio of Lady Rumbottom, AKA Valawen, AKA Alana, AKA Amara, AKA Valaweamescorasuji, AKA...

I could go on for ages.

I AM A OBSESSIVE insert O.O.O. (object of obsessiveness) here. FANGIRL! DO NOT EXPECT ANY MORE OR LESS FROM ME!

What else...well, I love Moulin Rouge, Chicago, most musicals in general, writing (WOOT!), LotR, PotC, Harry Potter (SQUEEE!), Remus Lupin, OCs (well, as long as they aren't insufferable), dry humor, and too much else...

I ASK FOR ONE THING, AND ONE THING ONLY...A DECENT REMUS LUPIN FIC THAT ISN'T SLASH OR "omg guess what! HE FELL IN LOVE WITH A VAMPIRE! XD". IF YOU HAVE READ/ WRITTEN ONE OF THESE, EMAIL OR REVIEW OR SOMEHOW LET ME KNOW ABOUT IT! Thank you for your time.

I currently have THREE cowrites up at the moment...go check them out. I love them all.

"LotR: The Fellowship of the Fangirl" by Kanika+Valawen: Rabid Fangirls just stick with it. It gets better with age.)

"Lord of the Fics: the Authorship of the Fic" by Iorhael-nin (she also has a FASHIZZLETASTIC Harry Potter fic up. GO READ IT NOW! It's in my favorites list. Go now. After you're done reading the bio.)

"The Fine Line Between Love and Insanity" by The Fantastic Fangirls. Marauder Days fic. I really, really love it. SQUEEEEE!

More will be up presently.

Read the fanfictions on my favorites list. They're all EXTREMELY good, and worth their weight in gold.

Thank you for reading this sham of a bio. Erm...goodbye?

-Lady Rumbottom-

Update: 27 December 2005:

Update? What update? This account is either A. Dead or B. in a very deep coma. Please redirect yourself to The Fine Line Between Love and Insanity by the Fantastic Fangirls or LotR: The Fellowship of the Fangirl by Kanika+Valawen:Rabid Fangirls. Much 3 and thanks!

Oh, and OMGJULYSEVENTHTWOTHOUSANDANDSIXOMGSQUEE.

Writing may be dead for now, but reading and fangirlosity WILL NEVER DIE!

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Mother Moon by Iorhael-nin reviews
Can angst and humor coincide peacefully? Mother moon. Tell me, what was she thinking when she cursed one of her own children to be the only living creature to become bestial in her glowing rays? Rating may eventually go up... you never know. Marauders!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,614 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 7/17/2004 - Remus L.
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1992 - Favs: 2,186 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Of Friendship, Of Fate by Iorhael-nin reviews
After Spiderman 2. In the past, Peter has overtly proven that he protects the ones he loves. But how can he gain credibility among them when once again the enemy wears the mask of a friend?
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,161 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/19/2005 - Published: 8/13/2004
Harry Potter and the Slytherin Rogue by Iorhael-nin reviews
Draco fans will like this I think... delves also into other characters, not just Harry. And an OC! Woot! Non-slash! Harry finds that though his godfather was lost, he is not gone...and that the only living memory of Sirius is in the hands of a rival.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 80,580 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/13/2005 - Published: 5/15/2004 - Draco M.
A Ring! Sweet! by Mireath Warrior reviews
LOTR and Napoleon Dynamite crossover...sort of. Mostly LOTR with a bit of Napoleon thrown in. Hilarity ensues, sarcastic comments, that sort of stuff. It's like MST but in written form! COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,205 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/17/2005 - Published: 2/17/2005 - Complete
A Very Mary Sequel by The Noble Platypus reviews
[Chapter 19 up] Sequel to Mary-Sue Mockfest 2003! Celestina is up to her old tricks; this time sending OOC Legolas to Randi's university! How will she handle this unfortunate development? What will her poor roommate do?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,686 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/6/2005 - Published: 1/10/2004
Being the Main Character is Hard by The Noble Platypus reviews
Ethan Williams opts to go to Hogwarts after a flood of unimpressive mail from American Institutions. But being the main character has both perks and drawbacks. Rating to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,814 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/18/2005 - Published: 6/8/2004
Behind the Masks by assassinerblue reviews
The Second war has been raging on in spite of all the hardships Severus Snape is suffering. And things are only about to worsen when the abusive father he has not seen in twenty years returns with good intentions to work for the Order. [PreHBP] On hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,066 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/9/2005 - Published: 11/15/2003 - Severus S., Albus D.
StarCrossed Lovers by lastjumpfalls reviews
This is a pointless parody. Its about Lily and James in their 7th year. Its rated for language and sex related conversations. Please R and R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 6/3/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P.
A Different Kind Of Hate by Iorhael-nin reviews
Hermione wanders around the dungeons, searching for something... or someone... When a certain Slytherin prefect stops her in her tracks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/17/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
You've Fallen Away by BohemianTwinkle reviews
Those pools of grey and blue evaporated a long time ago...Green FairyChristian.
Moulin Rouge - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/12/2004
Now and Forever by Kaibun reviews
What if the Commodore hadn't been so noble and given Elizabeth to Will? What if he had made her keep her promise and marry him upon their return to Port Royal?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,207 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/17/2004 - Published: 10/4/2003
It Only Hurts When I Breathe by assassinerblue reviews
The Aftermath of the final battle between Harry Potter and the Dark Lord. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,389 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Broken Man by Hoseki Honooko reviews
Post OotP. Remus has lost everyone, and everything. Will he ever heal? Drabble, one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/24/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Beyond the Black GateNaden i methed o lu by Iorhael-nin reviews
How far will Legolas go to save his love from her chosen fate? And how will his love find the strength to resist the Ring and aid Frodo as well? R&R! Elvish goodness!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,539 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/18/2003
Hurt Me by PrincessOfIllFate reviews
A group of Evanescence-esque song fics based on our beloved DracoGinny...though Tom Riddle might make some appearances....
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,405 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/2/2003 - Published: 9/1/2003 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Left Behind by Green Eyed Lady reviews
(Recently REVISED) One night in seventh year, as Padfoot and Prongs wend their merry, mischief-making way, Wormtail is discontent and Moony does not like what he’s saying.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,300 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Published: 8/21/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B.
To Kneel by Green Eyed Lady reviews
Not slash, merely the rocky and ill-fated (but still strangely satisfying) friendship of Severus Snape and Remus Lupin, fifth-to-seventh-year. No longer fits in completely with canon (at least, not OotP). Includes fencing, Slytherin politics, banter...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,332 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/31/2003 - Published: 3/28/2002 - Remus L., Severus S.
Bedside Chat by Green Eyed Lady reviews
Canon: ‘Lupin strolled… over to the werewolf, who had no visitors and was looking rather wistful.’ Fanon: ‘Delightful. Now he had a raving madman on his hands – literally.’ Plus my first significant post-OotP Moody cameo. Grasp of psychology r
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,263 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2003 - Remus L.
ANTIDEPRESSANT FUNNESS! by randomwriter96 reviews
*CHAPTER 39 is here* A sillyfic! Pippin and Merry trying to lose weight. Legolas has narcissm problems. Aragorn's unloved. Gandalf's on Viagra. Frodo's an isolationist. Sam and Gimli appear sporadically. Bor's kind of dead. It's craziness really.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 51,179 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/18/2003 - Published: 3/17/2002
The Hole in the Roof by Green Eyed Lady reviews
Companion to Lavander Ice's "The Crack in the Floor". 1985: Remus is recovering from a transformation, talking to rain (well, sort of), when he finds an unexpected comfort. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,172 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/17/2002 - Lily Evans P., Remus L. - Complete
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Dementor's Kiss reviews
The return of Lady Rumbottom. One shot. Reflections of the great Sirius Black. Please read and review. Written in state of complete lack of mind. You have been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/16/2004 - Sirius B. - Complete
Legomances, Mary Sues, and Fellowships, Oh My! reviews
Ah, yes. A Mary Sue parody... I am going so mainstream. Please RR! BTW, title thought of on a whim. Suggestions accepted. NO FLAMES!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,656 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/22/2004 - Published: 3/10/2004
So Tell Me About Your Childhood reviews
Well, well, well. Random PotC characters in the psychologist's office. Pickup lines, random quotations, and more... READ AND REVIEW! NO FLAMES!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2004
Barbed Velvet reviews
Draco is....laughing. o.o. freaky fic. if you're depressed DO NOT READ!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/7/2003 - Draco M.
Falling Through The Veil reviews
SIRI POEM! WOO HOO! but it's sad....thoughts as he falls through the veil. tear
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/6/2003 - Sirius B.
She Alone Will Remain Loyal reviews
I KNOW alot of people hate her...but she's always neglected...read it! people are going to come after me with weapons...BELLATRX REFLECTS IN AZKABAN!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/6/2003 - Bellatrix L.
Breathe No More reviews
Song Fic starring Ginny Weasley! VERY miseryish. I think it's worth reading though! Song is
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/7/2003 - Ginny W.