Hey Everyone!!

Its nice to meet you peeps lol. This is mistress jessi's older brother. I've been lurking around on here for quite some time and I am finally gonna start to make myself known.

I'm 18 years old. (Obviously a guy) And am also Mulatto. (Half White/Half Black)

I'm single. (Sigh) I always joke with my friends and family though that if I found a decent looking girl that loves anime/manga and plays video games...I'd marry her! Sad thing is...I'm not joking...

Live in Spring, Texas! If you know where the Woodlands are, you know where my general location is.

You can call me Master Tragedy or Chris-Sama. I don't mind. ( ;-p )

While I don't have a ton of experience with writing stories, I tried my hands at a few Inuyasha Fanfics on Adult Fan fiction. This will be my first attempt at a Naruto Fan Fiction. I hope its satisfactory. I'm a bit of a perfectionist so you'll be hard pressed to find any errors in any of my future works. No ones perfect though, so if I do have any, cut me some slack. And just like you, I can't stand a story flooded with OCs, so I'm gonna try my absolute hardest to not put any in mine unless they are truely needed or fit nicely in it.

1st Fic: A Chance Meeting

(11/1/2007)

Ok...3 monthes without updating and I don't really have an excuse. I'd like to say school/Halo 3/ a job took up all my time, but that would only be half true. I ain't forgot about the story, and I'm not suspending it or putting it on hiatus. It definitely isn't gettin deleted. I am going to try to update soon. I still know how things are gonna go. It'll most likely be a pretty big chapter, I might just finish up the entireity of the "Kid" arc and set the story up for around the time when the actual story begins. That will probably take a while and be pretty big. I hope I can manage it. If I can't in one chapter, I definitely will in 2. I appreciate all the favs/alerts and hits and what not. 10k Hits holy shit people. You guys have more then earned an update, and though shalt be rewarded for your patience!! Thanks again.

Changed summary slightly to clear up confusion since the way I had it worded before was slightly misleading I guess. Since the next chapter is done, and I promised some of you..."SOB" (cough cough)...that I would update sooner to make up for lateness and (in my opinion) a lackluster 3rd chapter. Well I will stay true to my word...its not my nindo or anything like that though lol, don't expect promises from me too often!! XP

Its gonna be an Alternate Reality story for Naruto. I plan on it being very original, while loosely following the the manga. Somethings will remain the same while somethings will be drastically changed. You get the point. Main Pairings gonna be Naruto/Hanabi, Naruto/Hinata. Its gonna be interesting to see if I can pull off what I have in my mind. Don't expect to see Hinata as a major character until a few chapters or so. Gonna be my first attempt at working in the suffixs and crap also. (Like chan/san/exc) While I do have (some) confidence in my writing abilities, its not that much...so go easy on me. I don't mind constructive critiscm and all that, but don't cross the line or you'll be sorry. ) (The praise this story is starting to get is starting to make me very cocky lol. I think I'm making my sister jealous...kukuku)

I hope this becomes one of the most famous, if not the best Naruto/Hanabi story out there in the future. But thats up to the fans to decide.

Character Descriptions:

Naruto: You'll see soon in the story.

Hanabi: Is actually "Hanabi" from the series. Not a girl version of Neji or anything like that. (Shudder). She's her pretty little prideful, arrogant self. Current Attire is just black Hyuuga robes. (Chibi Hanabi hehehe)

Hizashi: Long flowing Black and grey robes. You know what/who he looks like...

Itachi: Hair in his usual ponytail, high collar black shirt with Uchiha symbol on the back. Grey pants...The same thing he was wearing when confronted for the murder of Shisui in the Anime, just he's ten years old.

Shisui: When I think of Shisui, I think of a brown haired Itachi without a ponytail or the lines on his face (No, he's not Itachi's evil doppleganger lol). Wears same high collared black shirt as Itachi, except wears tan pants and black ninja sandals. I hope you kind of see what I'm trying to say...Its hard to describe a character when you don't know what he looks like...

(TBC)

Mature Content:

Now I'm not gonna lie. I can be a (wee-bit) of a pervert at times...AFF can do that to you. I have no problem with reading explicit material nor do I have any problem WRITING it. You can expect there will be some kind of citrus in probably everyone of my stories. Not just that, but probably gore and excessive language if the situation calls for it. Just giving you the heads up.

Personal Shit:

Like all kinds of mangas and Animes. Not gonna list them all but I guess the Top 5 would be...

1. Naruto

2. Inuyasha

3. Eureka Seven

4. Bleach

5. Trinity Blood

Like playing X-box and stuff like that. Will tolerate almost every kind of music except Country. My favs are Alt/Metal and Rap/Hip Hop. Love Family Guy, South Park, and Robot Chicken. I fucking love 40-Year-Old Virgin and Wedding Crashers. Like the Shrek series believe it or not. Die hard series is badass too. Live Free Die Hard was da SHIT! I can tolerate Harry potter movies (Barely that is. Love the books. Movies leave something to be desired) 300!!

Showers:

I think they are the best things on this planet. I can just relax and forget about everything for extended periods of time. It's also where I think and reflect on alot of things. This story included. I've been known to take really, really, really long showers. I once took an EIGHT hour shower. My excuse is that I fell asleep (which I actually did) and I'm sticking to it. If your perverted and think there are other reasons for such long stays in the shower...I'll neither acknowledge nor deny such claims...

Pets:

My little neko (cat) is a female tabby named Angel. My sisters is an all white cat named Snowflake.

Food:

Love Ramen, Chili hotdogs, Cheese Burgers, Chicken (am half black after all :-P), Grandma's special Spaghetti (its sooo good, yet unhealthy at the same time), ICE CREAM. Chocolate and Vanilla please! (Make either one into a thick shake and I'll kiss you...if your a girl.)

Job:

I'm workin at ToysRus now. Its pretty cool for the most part. My best friend and his girlfriend work there, along with some other friends from school. Everyone is really cool including the managers. Theres usually always alot of laughs to be had and you get to meet and talk to alot of different people from all kinds of places. The pay ain't to bad either. I hope it works out, it's definitly better then that faggot theatre I worked at before...

Fan Fiction Preferences:

Any Pairing long as Naruto's part of it, especially NoN-Canon pairings. I've yet to find a decent NaruSaku story besides Training for the Job (I think that was what it was called). Oh and NO FUCKING YAOI!! Seriously, that's some gross shit. Sorry fan girls, none of that here. (Just added all my favorite authors that I could think of off the top of my head. You can see that I love rrreeeeeaaaallllyyy long stories that have a great plot. Check out these guys if you havn't yet. Especially Rune-sama's...just don't expect frequent updates...if ever! XO Wheezambu's stories; "Possession" and "The Youkai and the Exterminator" were the reason I even became interested in fan fiction to begin with. Give this woman her props people!!

Fucking Yaoi Fan Girls:

To say I'm annoyed beyond belief by some of these ladies, would be an understatment, but I'm more annoyed with myself for not noticing it sooner. My own sister has become one...OMFG!! I had begun to suspect something when I kept finding her looking at Ita/Sasu pictures (No explicit outright gay ones) and the occasional Yaoi story. Then I decided to look at my sister's FF Bio and my suspicions were confirmed. Besides her horrible spelling, she finally admitted she likes Yaoi. She'd lied to me previously over and over about how she thought it was gross and nasty...now its cute. Yaoi is already disgusting enough...but incest too? My god some of you people need some help...go ahead and PM me and flame me for hating it...you'll only make yourself look more retarded then you already are.

Fan Art:

While I doubt anyone will ever make a fan art for my stories, You have no idea how happy it'd make me. I try to be very descriptive when I write so if any of you artist out there feel even the slightest urge to recreate something from my stories, please go ahead. Just make sure you inform me so I can add it up here and display it proudly for everyone else to see. You'll get your credit of course as well lol. You can contact me on Yahoo. (Tragedy145000@yahoo.com)

There really aren't many Naruto/Hanabi pics out there. At the most, I've literally only found like 3 or so. We got to change that people! (Please!!)

Favorite Artists:

1. Novanator (She is pimpin!!) Find her stuff at ()

2. slvrflame19 (I love her style. I'm using one of her pictures as my avatar. She's a beast!) Find her stuff at ()

3. pokefreak (If you don't know this dude, then you know nothing!) Find his stuff at ()

(TBC)

Need to get back to the story so I'll work on this some more later...Holla.