The Greatness That Is Lady Awesomepants.

No, but seriously.

Wow.

So...yeah. I haven't been here in, like, forever. For serious. Soooo...yeah. I'm gonna get going again. Because I know you all are like, "Where's Lady Awesomepants? Where has she gone? My life isn't the same without her!" And I'm here to answer your cries.

Mmmhmm.

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Writing Style: I am teh angst-ridden teen. I love writing good ol' angst/tragedies/dramas. I'm rather horrible at writing anything remotely resembling romance, because I become all melodramatic and no one likes a melodramatic person. At least, I don't, particularily...

I also like to write short little one-shots. I generally take funny things and make them angsty. Since that's SO totally what the author/creator of that character intended.

However, I do enjoy writing an epic now and then. Examples: "The Violinist" and "Pity the Fool."

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Favorite Movies...EVER (Followed by why they kick so much ass)

1. The Nightmare Before Christmas - Most of my friends try to convince me that this is an overrated film and Edward Scizzorhands is Tim Burton's greatest film. I certainly beg to differ. Nightmare is probably the most original movie I have ever seen. The plot and characters are completely believable, despite the looks of the scenery. The fact that the movie was done in claymation is certainly a bonus - It gives off a fuzzy, surreal mood. The music is also amazing.

2. Monty Python and the Holy Grail - I first saw this when I was, oh, I suppose about seven years old. I laughed at the Frenchmen, I laughed at the secluded virgins at the Castle Anthrax, and I laughed at the incompetence of Brave Sir Robin. But I couldn't begin to grasp this film's brilliance, and it truly is brilliant. It is so outrageous and just silly it makes me laugh each and every time I see it. Michael Palin, John Cleese, and the rest of the gang are true geniuses and are surprisingly underrated.

3. Heavenly Creatures - This was one of the most disturbing and bizzare things I think I have ever dared to see. Peter Jackson's demented surreality of two girls with darkly vivid imaginations toys with the mind, proving to make it a heartwrenching tale, even if the two main characters are completely psychotic. You feel for their desperation and their love, and it really makes you sad. I cried several times throughout.

4. Who Framed Roger Rabbit? - I love this movie more than I can say. It's just so insanely precious and I shall never forget it. The animation was flawless, and the acting by the real actors was perfectly executed. The plot is like a psycological thriller on drugs. What could be an insanely dark and twisted film proves to be hilarious.

5. Fight Club - I read the book before I saw the movie, and so when I saw the previews, I got all dissappointed. I thought, Oh, my god, they're trying to make a book THAT FANTASTIC into a movie? Starring BRAD FREAKIN' PITT? I had lost all my confidence in dear ol' Brad, and thought even the lovely Edward Norton couldn't save him. Still, I went to see the film, due to incessent begging by my friends who wanted to see Brad Pitt shirtless. Well, that was good, but the movie was amazing. I was just completely blown away. The dark, twisted, insane humor in it made you think you yourself were as sick as Ed Norton's character. For me, that did it.

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Favorite Quotes By TV/Film Characters

"I love lamp." - Brick, "Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgandy"

"This is me, without fear. And a sixty-two pound hall pass." - Dib Membrane, "Invader Zim"

"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return." - Christian, "Moulin Rouge"

"I dunno...I guess I'll build her a cake or something." - Pedro, "Napolean Dynamite"

"I can't see, fuckmook, I have no eyes." - Agent Sands, "Once Upon a Time in Mexico"

"I am NOT my mother!" - David Starsky, "Starsky & Hutch"

"Me? I'm a dishonest man, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest; honestly; it's the honest ones you have to watch out for...Because you can never predict when they'll do something incredibly...stupid..." - Jack Sparrow, "Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl"

"FOR FRODO!" - The Entire Army of Men, "Lord of the Rings: Return of the King"

"You're not a eunuch, are you?" - Jack Sparrow, "Pirates of the Carribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl"

"Brave Sir Robin ran away, he bravely ran away away! When danger reared its ugly head he bravely turned his heels and fled!" - The Minstrils, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"