Loki's been acting weird, and Tony's worried. Finally, he sits the god down and learns his secret; learns what he's been keeping from everybody for the past thirty-something years. See warnings inside. [NOTE 19/08/2016: This story is currently on hiatus pending a re-write or possible deletion.]

A familiar face leaves Helga reeling

A Metalocalypse Alphabet poem, for metal kids (and Nathan) learning their letters! Based off the Gashlycrumb Tinies by Edward Gorey.

After years of abuse by his uncle a seven year old Harry Potter is rescued from the Dursleys by a Dementor who senses his pain, Raised in Azkaban with a strange but caring family and new powers how will Harry react to the revelation he is famous, a wizard and has the power to speak to Dementors. Powerful Harry, manipulative Dumbledore, Weasley bashing and Caring Dementors.

Whilst teaching Harry Occlumency, Snape and Dumbledore find a memory block in Harry's mind. 'For the greater good' they destroy the block in the hopes that Harry will become more powerful and be able to defeat the Dark Lord. Do the ends justify the means?

Why is Toki always the one who gets the bads lucks? Rated M for possible later chapters.

Sesshoumaru was told over 300 years ago that he had to find his one true mate or all hope for the world was lost. He's still looking. SessInu

AU Rudolph and his family failed to become humans, and Rudolph must learn how hard it is to watch the one you love growing up and escaping you. Slash Rudolph/Tony. One Shot. Based on the song Creep by Radiohead.

Toki gets shot by an exotic dart, and becomes very ill while on stage, right after having major fight with swisgaar. Will Nathan have to deal with his emotions? Will Skwisgaar throw his cocky exterior aside? Will Toki live through his sickness? Fist time!

Pickles shows Skwisgaar something he can hardly resist. Toki finds him the next morning at his wits end. Super slash warning. NSFW...you know. all that great wonderful stuff. Rated M

Without another word, Rudolph walked away, leaving Tony to stand there stupidity and wonder what the hell had happened. Rudolph/Tony. No hating! Happy 4th of July!

Vlad now has Desiree under his control, and one of his first wishes is for Danny to want him. Okay, not the best way to phrase himself, but did the genie have to add the cat tail and ears? Rate M for wantoness cat boys and eventual smut.

What if Harry Potter had Diabetes? Would this change the way the Dursley's looked at him? What about the Wizarding World? Please read and review! Complete!

LONG ONESHOT. Danny is a closet narcissist...if you could call it that.

Toki's anger at being in Skwisgaar's shadow finally rears it's ugly head. Lemon, dubious consent.

Harry takes a stroll at night...but he literally crashes into something he didn't expect. COMPLETE, M/M, Yaoi, slash Drarry Draco/Harry

Yugi and Mokuba have been secretly dating for several months. But what happens to their love when Seto walks in on them kissing one night… Mokie X Yugi no others for now! Very fluffy between Yugi and Mokie!

Thrown back in the turmoil of wizarding warfare in Britain,Harry Potter fights his way to achieve his birthright...To survive.Will he clash with Mark Potter,his twin and 'TheBoyWhoLived'... or is he?

This is my take on the highly cliched Harry has a twin who is mistakenly declared the BWL and Harry subsequently is ignored by his parents until the truth comes out. Right now this is a one shot though that may change. Rated T just to be on the safe side.

Metalocalypse Toki has a question for Nathan

Harry needs help, and the one sent to the rescue is Snape. But what are Snape's true intentions? Help or Humiliation? : Finally Completed! 2 11 2007

The twins invent, Harry goes to Diagon Ally, Snape suffers, ficlet.chapter 2 Snape has an epiphany. AU no HBP

PG just to be safe. Harry Potter disappeared the summer before his 6th year at Hogwarts, everyone knows that. One year later, who's this mysterious man that Hogwarts herself seems to listen to? AU SuperpowerHarry fic

Warning FluffySnuffles noncon non graphic Snape sees something he finds funny

This is one entry in Brainy's journal and offers a more in-depth look at one of my favorite Hey, Arnold characters!

While cleaning out her closet Helga accidentally hits Arnold in the head.