REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now!

YOUR GUY SIDE:

x You love hoodies.
x You love jeans.
x dogs are better than cats
x It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
x Shopping is torture.
x Sad movies suck
x You own/ed an X-Box.
x Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
x You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
x You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
x Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
x You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
x Talk with food in your mouth.
x Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 15

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
x You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
x You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
x You like hanging out at the mall.
x You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
x You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
x Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
x You don't like the movie Star Wars
x You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
x You smile a lot more than you should.
x You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
x You care about what you look like.
x You like wearing dresses when you can.
x You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
x You love the movies.
x Used to play with dolls as little kid.
x Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
x Like being the star of every thing

Total: 17

MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

6. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

7. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

8. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

9. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

10. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

11. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

12. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

13. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

14. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

15. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

16. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

17. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

18. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

19. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

20. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

21. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Female Comebacks

Man: Have I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours and I go to mines.

Man: Hey baby, whats your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: If I could see you naked I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked I'd die laughing.

Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u next to i
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Truths Of The World

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Evening news is where they begin by saying "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

It's a beautiful day, now watch some idiot screw it up.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.

Everything here is edible. I'm edible, but that is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance

Favorite Parings, doesn't mean I won't read other pairings.

Harry Potter: DraoxLuna, HarryxLuna, and DracoxHarry. Almost anything with Draco or Luna in it.

Teen Titans: BeastboyxRaven, RedXxRaven SpeedyxRaven RobinxStarfire KidflashxJinx

Danny Phantom: DannyxStar DannyxValerie

Powerpuff Girls: BluesxBlues GreensxGreens RedxPink ButchxBlossom

Avatar: JetxAzula SokkaxSuki

Breakfast Club: BenderxClaire AllisonxAndy

Young Justice: Anything with Wally in it besides Artemis

Hunger Games: FinnickxAlice, Anything with Finnick

Total Drama: GeoffxGwen,

Favorite Characters

Harry Potter: Harry, Draco, Luna, Bellatrix

Hunger Games: Finnick, Johanna, Mags, Haymich, Effie

Young Justice: Wally, Dick, Roy, Connor, Bart, Jaime, Jade

Teen Titans: Robin, Raven, Starfire, Kid Flash

Avatar: Zuko, Azula, Jun, Jin, Mai, Ty Lee, Suki, Sokka

Danny Phantom: Star, Danny, Jazz

Disney: Ariel, Rapunzel, Jasmine, Mulan, Pocahontas

Total Drama: Geoff, Zoey, Tyler

Favorite Quotes

"You and I are friends. You smile, I smile...You cry I cry...You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge. I'm gonna miss your texts."

"A man is like a deck of playing cards. You need a heart to love him, a diamond to marry him, a club to hit him and a spade to bury him.”

“We live in a society where pizza gets here faster than the police.”

“Life isn’t about finding yourself it’s about creating yourself.”

“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things…alone.”

“I always arrive late to work. I make up for it by leaving early.”

“You realize we’re all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.”

“You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain’t never seen a donkey fly!”

“Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!”

“Have I ever been wrong? I mean when it’s important.”

“I am your WIFE. I am the GREATEST GOOD you will ever have!”

"All you need is faith, trust, and pixie dust."

"Ohana means family, family means nobody gets left behind. Or forgotten."

"There is no way I'm kissing a frog and eating a bug in the same day."

"Magic Mirror on the wall, Who is the fairest one of all"

"To infinity…and beyond!"

"I have a brilliant beyond brilliant idea"

"Operator! Give me the number for 911!"

"Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1…2"

"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."

"Here’s to alcohol, the cause of — and solution to — all life’s problems"

Brother Blood: School is now in session and here's the first lesson: NO ONE DEFIES BROTHER BLOOD!

Aqualad: Fish tacos? What were you thinking? I'm from the ocean! These were probably friends of mine!
Speedy: You said get lunch and I got lunch. Chow down!

Raven: [after she and Starfire have switched bodies] Starfire! You have to calm down. My powers are driven by emotion. The more you feel, the more energy you unleash.
Starfire: I will try to calm down.
[takes a few deep breaths and closes her eyes]
Starfire: Peace... quiet... tranquil...
[her powers cause a car to flip over and blow sky high]
Raven: We are sooo doomed

Brother Blood: Another spy! Tell me, was anyone at my school actually there to LEARN?

Starfire: They are too numerous to fight. What shall we do?
Robin: Fight anyway.

Terra: Are you gonna give me that look every time there's an earthquake?

Cyborg: We've got a piñata shaped like Beast Boy. You know you wanna smack it.

Starfire: Many of your Earth ways are still strange to me, but that was... just plain freaky, correct?

Beast boy: See? SHE thinks I'm funny.
Raven: Statistically, someone has to

Cyborg: Have you ever seen her this happy?
Beast Boy: Dude, I didn't think Raven could DO happy

Robin: You've got a problem, Tin Man?
Cyborg: YEAH. It's four feet tall and smells like cheap hair gel.

"It's only fair to warn you - I have no idea what I'm doing!"

"Don't make me send you to another dimension."

Sam: You'll never get away with your crazy scheme. By the way, what is your crazy scheme?

Cindy: If we get blown up, whatever's left of me is kicking your butt

Sheen: I'm peeing... in the shower.
[later]
Sheen: I'm still doing it. Go. Go. Go

Danny: [Sam taps at his window] Sam! You snuck out to see me! Oh, this is just like Romeo and Juliet, except I'm the one on the balcony and I can understand everything we're saying.

Danny: How is it that I have ghost powers, but YOU'RE the weird kid?

Spongebob: I AM SPONGEBOB DESTROYER OF EVIL!
Patrick: Get a grip, its just a drawing.

Jade: Uh-huh, and when he tries to flour bomb me, I'm going to grab him and wrestle him to the floor.
Beck: He might like that.
Andre: I'd like that! ... I wouldn't like it.

Your result for The Sorting Hat: A Comprehensive Harry Potter Personality Assessment [Test/Quiz] ...

Slytherin

47% Ravenclaw, 37% Hufflepuff, 57% Slytherin and 57% Gryffindor!

Or perhaps in Slytherin

You'll make your real friends,

Those cunning folks use any means

To achieve their ends.

Slytherin's cardinal traits are ambition, cunning and determination. Like the Gryffindor House, Slytherins are emotionally volatile. In contrast, however, Slytherins are much less dominant and assertive, and less extroverted in general. Rather than expressing these emotions outwardly, Slytherins direct them inward or act in a passive aggressive manner. Both Gryffindor and Slytherin are much more driven to succeed than the other two houses: Gryffindor out of pride and Slytherin out of ambition.

Slytherins are also much more pragmatic than the other houses and more adept at manipulating people. A key trait would be a low level of agreeableness: Slytherins are more pessimistic, more distrustful than most, and more likely to attribute negative motivations to people. So although Slytherins experience a wide range of emotions, due to their distrustful views of people and skeptical worldview, they are less expressive and more likely to appear cold or distant unless provoked.

A Slytherin's ambitious nature comes out in different ways depending on what is important to the individual person. It could lead them to try to achieve top marks (if intellect and schooling is important to them) but it could also be directed at social settings or towards athletic endeavors.

You might belong in Gryffindor,

Where dwell the brave at heart,

Their daring, nerve, and chivalry

Set Gryffindors apart;

Gryffindor's cardinal traits are bravery, pride, stubbornness and impulsiveness. Most people in the house of Gryffindor will be extroverted. (Remember, introversion is different than being shy: you can be a shy extrovert.) Gryffindors gain energy and life by being around people, grain strength from friends and enjoy working with those close to them. However, they are also emotionally volatile and can experience a wide range of feelings in a short amount of time, from unbridled happiness to deep depression to unrestrained rage. They are less emotionally stable than some of the other houses (such as Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff)

Gryffindors are also impulsive. They're also generally good-hearted and trusting, and for the most part like people at first sight unless they are given a reason not to. Gryffindors are Prideful, bad at taking criticism and easily get into conflicts with others—this is the main trait that would bring their overall level of agreeableness from high to average.

A Gryffindor's prideful nature coupled with their sense of justice and stubborn behavior causes them to be extremely set in their ways. They have a difficult time backing down from a fight or admitting that they are wrong. It's also very hard for them to get over a bad first impression or change their opinion on someone

My Pottermore Results

Slytherin

"Or perhaps in Slytherin,

You'll make your real friends,
Those cunning folk use any means,
To achieve their ends."

Your key traits:
Traditionalism
Resourcefulness
Cunning
Ambition
Leadership qualities
Self-Preservation
Shrewdness
Determination
Certain Disregard to rules
Intelligence
Seeds of Greatness

Gryffindor

"You might belong in Gryffindor,
Where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
Set Gryffindors apart"

Your Key Traits:

bravery
pride
stubbornness
impulsiveness
good-hearted
trusting

As you can see, Slythindor or Gryfferin to the core. So I'm either with Harry Potter, or Draco Malfoy my two favorite guys. ;)