LovingTheLemonsOfLifehide bio
 Name: Leah Age: Whatever you want it to be! Gender: Not male Sexuality: Frickin' bi Birthday: August 9, 1992 Religion: Religion's a bitch, I do not involve myself in any such rituals Fav Char Pairings: SasoDei (All I can say is HOT, HOT, HOT), ItaDei (Not as hot as SasoDei, but it's up there with the rest of 'em), SasuNaru (Sniffle, my first yaoi experience on FanFic), KakaIru (Bow chica bow wow, the Jounin's takin' charge), RoyEd (Ho yeah! You tap that fine alchemist ass!), SiriusRem (I've dabbled here, and it's not half bad, not bad at all...), DracoHarry (A little traumitizing mind you, but who can resist reading at least one of these?), LxLight (Om nom nom, Light's just too tasty of a sweet for L to resist), GrimmUlqui (Mmm, ze kitty-kitty wants some emotionless bat-bastard for lunch, does he? Well I say, let him have it!) Favorite Drink: Tea Fav Bands: Let's see here, it's a pretty hefty list, we've got: My Chemical Romance, Maroon 5, The Beatles, Lily Allen, Green Day, Drowning Pool, Good Charlotte, Gorillaz, The Decemberists, Scissor Sisters, Ok Go, Ratatat, Three Days Grace, Mindless Self-Indulgence, Muse, (and tons of Broadway showtunes) Fav Games: Zelda, any current rpg I am playing, jigsaw puzzles!, chess (but no one will ever play with me :c ), Scrabble Fav Card Game: Egyptain Rat's Crew (not "Egyptian Rat Screw" as some might believe) Some day I'm gonna start working on fanfic's, I just don't know when that WHEN will be, we'll just have to wait and see~ |
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Clay and Puppets by Emerald707 reviews
In which, all is not over for Sasori. Between his fellow Akatsuki, the menacing Hirohito, and his new and troublesome partner, he may even find a beginning. SasoDei, Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 194,842 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Broken Pride by Forbiddensoul562 reviews
After shutting himself away from everyone around him, how can he be expected to call out to someone for help after a traumatic experience? Especially when the only person left is his rival? Rape, eventual MelloxNear plz r&r!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 65,608 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
Lessons in Love by Dior Crystal reviews
Got a love problem? Ask Ulquiorra! That's exactly what Grimmjow does. Or rather, threatens him. He gives Ulquiorra a choice: help him or be humiliated. So what's it gonna be? Yaoi. GrimmUlqui. AU. Set in high school.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,340 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Animal I Have Become by hichigomate reviews
Song-fic to the song Animal I Have Become. Zero struggles with his darker side, lashing out at anyone, and Kaname is sick of his complaints. He decides to show Zero what a real monster is.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,246 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Zero K., Kaname K. - Complete
Tentatively Falling by PrincessDesire reviews
Part Two in the Brother's Keeper Arc. Cartman and Kyle's relationship develops.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,729 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Identity Crisis by Jelp reviews
Naruto helped Sasuke fulfill his revenge against Itachi at a costly price. With new duties expected by his long lost family & being forced to share the same body with Sasuke, Naruto's experiencing a bit of an identity crisis. Restless Seq. SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 56,066 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Obediance by BomberBrat reviews
Sasori and Deidara have been together for a few weeks, Deidara seems to have deeper feelings, and Sasori finally admits he's in love. Will everything go smoothly for the two artists, or not? Lots of lemons, Bondage, S/M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,623 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
He Noticed by PrincessDesire reviews
First in the Brother's Keeper arc. This is a KylexCartman pairing, my favorite. In this installment, Kyle has been cutting himself and Cartman notices.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,372 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Lost and Found by Amaratta reviews
After Ulquiorra's demise, Grimmjow raided through Soul Society in hope that he might be able to find him again. Oneshot. GrimmUlqui
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,062 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/1/2009 - [Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra] - Complete
Jail Bird by Sound Shadow reviews
Prison was everything and nothing like Deidara expected. SasoDei plus other side pairings. Mostly focused on Deidara and the rest of the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,298 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Fateful Night by Untainted-Angel reviews
Sequel to "The Fateful Day". Death is looking for Soul, who is avoiding him for some reason I wonder why , then gets a letter from Stein, and then...THINGS HAPPEN! Yaoi threesome Lemon!
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,697 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Death The Kid, Franken Stein - Complete
From heads unworthy by Insertrandomusername reviews
Can you picture Deidara as a teacher? No, neither can anyone else. ItaDei, lemon, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,821 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Mad World by Rational Lunacy reviews
After being tortured into insanity by Orochimaru, Naruto mentally regresses to the age of 7 and forgets everything about his life. Two years later, when Sasuke finally comes home, he sees Naruto and tries to make him remember. complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 72,549 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Fateful Day by Untainted-Angel reviews
“I’m telling you, it’s not symmetrical!” A familiar black haired boy exclaimed. What is he talking about? Read and Find out! Lemon, oneshot. YOAI -Forgot to mention that- Dedicated to Ni, my editor
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Death The Kid, Franken Stein - Complete
Drawn to your darkness, Addicted to your light by ReixGaara reviews
Iruka has a run in on a mission and starts down a very dangerous yet alluring path. They both should know better but neither can stay away. Bad summary, give it a try. Two-shot. Yaoi ItaIru KakaIru Rim, NC, bond, violence, slight OOC, oral. RATED M!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 39,523 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Iruka U., Itachi U. - Complete
Hentai ga futari imashita! by Shunkan reviews
AU. Sasori works in the kitchens of a kindergarten, Deidara’s the new substitute teacher. You do the math. DeiSaso. With ItaSaso on the side, because I just couldn't resist making a gay music teacher as well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,239 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
To Kiss a Bloke by Risu-chan14 reviews
Remus dares Sirius to kiss a boy for the first time before the Christmas party is over. But after the kiss, Sirius feels withdrawal symptoms as he desperately wants to feel exactly how he felt that first time he kissed a bloke. RL/SB Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,411 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 49 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Accidents happen by crazydbzfan87 reviews
Accidents happen everyday! You drop a caludron, rip your robes on a branch. But how many times do you accidently spill love potion all over one of your best mate? RL/SB slash, don't like, don't read!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 159,874 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Art is Art No Matter How Corrupted by Aishiteru Sabaku no Gaara reviews
DeiSaso Deidara escapes the snake ninja Orochimaru after years of imprisonment. But when he wakes up, he finds that he has something else to worry about. Akatsuki. The only person that he feels he can trust is Sasori. What will happen? How will they fare?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,170 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Dadaist by MakoMori reviews
Deidara saw the look in the redhead’s eyes and instantly regret what he had said. His stomach churned in expectation of meeting the most painful of poisons. He swallowed hard, his exposed throat awaiting the fatal grip of Sasori’s fingers. SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,871 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Arrogant Surrender by 0-mirage-0 reviews
During a mission Ed is captured and abused. To save Alphonse from the same fate Ed will risk everything. A different perspective of war, love, and what it means to come through for someone else.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,030 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008 - [Edward E., Roy M.] - Complete
The Hidden Love by Through Glass reviews
Kakashi is badly injured in battle and while Tsunade is away on a long mission, who better to help him heal then one of his rivals? Iruka! While they disagree constantly, one of them is very much in love, while the other has feeling arise inside. KAKxIRUK
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,450 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
It's All in Your Head by Evening Rain reviews
On the way back from a mission, Naruto gets hit with an interrogation jutsu. But when the jutsu is accidentally intercepted by Sasuke, the two boys find themselves stuck mentally together, unwillingly sharing each other's thoughts, feelings, and secrets..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,182 - Reviews: 1394 - Favs: 2,042 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
50 Things Hyuuga Neji is Not Allowed to Do by Emerald707 reviews
In which, is fifty things Hyuuga Neji is no longer allowed to do. Crack!fic, warning of randomness, and humorous traces of yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Neji H. - Complete
Sting of a Scorpion by BrightBrightWorld reviews
While resting in an inn, Deidara is stung by a scorpion. Paralyzed and deathly scared, he is unable to do anything. Will Sasori be able to resist the temptation? SasoDei Warning: Heavy yaoi, lemon. You have been warned xD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,409 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Restless by Jelp reviews
Naruto's restless sleeping habits aren't keeping him awake at night, but they sure are keeping Sasuke up. What's a guy supposed to do when his teammate is molesting him in the middle of the night and the blond doesn't even realize it? SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 110,008 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 1,155 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Full Moons and Diplomats by Kyoui-chan reviews
Diplomatic relations may be hard to maintain when one is in heat. Gaara's visit to Konoha has the worst timing possible. Or the best. [NaruGaa. Twoshot.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,901 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/22/2007 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
The Ties that Bind by Spacefille reviews
When a few guys at school make Kyle their target, Cartman decides to take advantage of the situation. His plan backfires when he finds himself falling for the boy he thinks he hates. Will anything ever be the same again? A dark CartmanxKyle, multiple pairings.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 99,720 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/15/2007 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
The Message Said by Emerald707 reviews
In which, Sirius accidentally sends a message meant for James, to Remus. The problem? It holds a confession of Sirius' slightly-less-than-platonic feelings for Remus. Now, he is on a mission to retrieve the message before Remus reads it. :SLASH: RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,868 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
I'll Stop If You Stop! by Emerald707 reviews
In which, Naruto will stop if Sasuke stops, and vice versa. Yaoi?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Neko No Jutsu by GoldenFyre reviews
A jutsu gone wrong lands Sasuke in Naruto's house,as a cat no less and in his new house, he finds himself learning that he never really knew Naruto at all. SasuNaru another Smart!Naruto fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,069 - Reviews: 1631 - Favs: 2,566 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 4/18/2006 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Kitsune Tails by ramen-hokage reviews
Naruto, somehow, starts growing tails. His time is running out. How will Sasuke stop these tails SasuNaru COMPLETE (for real this time)!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,874 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/13/2004 - Published: 5/2/2004 - Complete