Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self.
Cyril Connolly

The Short Bio :

The most consistent thing about dyslexics is their inconsistency.

"Language is a virus from outer space..." - William S Burroughs

Someone who inspired me: Hughes Mearns ( 1875 - 1965 ) "poetry is when you talk to yourself"

Mearns emphasized self-expression rather than grammatical correctness. ( Amen )

The Longer Ramblin' Bio :

Dyslexic Dysgraphia Writer Alert.

( Seriously who can deal with "I" before "E", except after C,
or when sounding like "A" as in neighbor and weigh,
and except seize and seizure, weird, height, and either, their and neither. )

Warning if you value form over content, I'm not going to meet your standards.

Grammar Nazis you have been warned.
I defend your right to be who you are.

Hope you enjoy some of my stories. Please review.

If you really want to make my day -- Please Review.

Extreme Thanks to my Beta Readers,who get the the content is greater than form idea. You guys rock.

Book of the moment Heart of Darkness by Joseph Conrad
Recent sighting : " King Kong " ( Peter Jackson 2005 )

New writer ( to me )
Kinky Friedman ' The Mile High Club'
( Thank you Lance )

Quote of the Moment

And these are the lives you'd love to lead
Dance, this is the way they'd love
If they knew how misery loved me

~~~ Fallout Boy 'Dance, Dance'

Mood of the moment 'But black roses and Hail Mary‘s
Can‘t bring back what‘s taken from me...' --The Offspring

Pen name Tubbie is short for Tubbie da cat.
A mature British blue and white cat that claimed me.
Had said cat for 18 years.
I always thought that cat had lots of stories to tell.
So herein they are.

Myself : When I grow up I want to be Bugs Bunny.

One Complaint : Reality TV is Neither. Hire some writers and get back to the art of the cinema.

Current shows I watch : Fringe, Bones, Clash of the Gods, True Blood, Dr. G, V, Law & Order CI, (duh, ), LOST ( Lock Rules! ), House M.D., CSI, CSI : Miami, CSI : New York, Family Guy, Simpsons, , American Dad, NCIS,. Whoa, I watch way to much TV !

Show that are gone, but not forgotten I salute you : Millennium, X-Files, Good vs. Evil, The Outer Limits, The Twilight Zone,
The Invaders, SCTV Channel, Soap, Buffy, Angle, Firefly,Tripping the Rift, Blood Ties,Reno 911,

Favorite Movies : Citizen Kane, Dogma, M - Eine Stadt Sucht einen Moerder, They Live!, Shaun of the Dead, Francis Ford Coppola's Dracula, the Watchmen, Sucker Punch!, 8MM (2011)
( Flim-Noir, Horror, Thriller, Black Comedy, Sci-Fi. )

Favorite Books ; To Kill A Mocking Bird, Heart of Darkness, Where the Wild Things Are, The Third Policeman.