The Whizzyest of the Whizzbangers and the biggest HP fanfic fanatic. Honestly, I put even gov employees to shame in how much time I waste at work reading HP fanon!!

All I got to say is, Ron is a moron. There is no way in hell--that is Hermione is as smart as everyone thinks she is, she would ever *settle* for a moron, second-rate, yam-head, twit face, sodding git like Ron in a million years. I don't care if she gets paired with Filch, just not with the moRON!!!!!