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Joined 07-03-07, id: 1316353
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h-h-h-h-h...hi...?

hahaha

anyway...

many people have come to read my profile

but i like you the best

so heres some stuffs about me

heh heh heh:

when i die, i want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did. not like the screaming passengers in his car. - (that didnt really happen..its just a quote. quit feeling sorry for me!)

APPEARENCE: all i care about is that i just dyed my hair again the other day!! yay!! wow i wrote that like 2 months ago, but now my hair is once again red..ish...brown and blue...ish...green. again.

ahem..

INTERESTS...?: well i like to watch tv. and COMPUTER!! ahem... and read. i like to read. a lot. and, well... i have my psp so i play on that occasionally. ok maybe not. alright. i worship it! its my mp3 player/picture-holder/mp4 player/ internet/ game thing...and i dont go anywhere without it. um, OH YEAH! MUSIC! i couldnt live without music. also, i apologize in advance for all the lyrics i will have on here eventually...i just love music and lyrics!... which brings me to...

MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!: SHOWBREAD. haha i talk about them a lot in one of my stories..., the beatles, nightmare of you, paramore, evanescence, ok go, blood brothers, bright eyes, kill hannah, and rilo kiley

those are really just a few bands, i swear that theres a TON of more bands that i like, those are like my top...11?

...put lipstick on your mirror, cry into your hands...

hi. im random.

BOOKS, books books books...: OF COURSE TWILIGHT, NEW MOON, and ECLIPSE BY STEPHENIE MEYER-im not even kidding about how much i love those books; vampire kisses series, a certain slant of light, blue bloods, masquerade, the silver kiss, wicked lovely, wicked series, sweep series, glass houses, peeps, cut, blood and chocolate, why i let my hair grow out (i LOVE that book!!!!!! its sooooooooooo funny!! and the girl on the cover remind me of hayley williams, the lead singer of paramore...!), to catch a pirate, lets get lost...

im sorry that the book list isnt that long, but to tell you the truth, ive only actually liked reading for about TWO YEARS now.

ANYWAY

MOVIES: ACROSS THE UNIVERSE IS THE BEST MOVIE YOU HAVE EVER SEEN. IF YOU HAVENT SEEN IT, SHAME ON YOU AND GO SEE IT NOW. im so tired of people refusing to see it just because it has beatles songs in it. the songs are not sung by the beatles, the beatles are not in the movie, and the movie isnt even about the fucking beatles!!! so if you dont like the bealtes, just go and see it anyway. its about love, and the 60s and the war, protesting the war, and the draft, peace, music, things like that. dont talk shit to me about the beatles. HAH.

sigh. anyway...oh, i guess thats it. well, bye!!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ heeey that looks coool

why'd the chicken cross the road? no.

(dont ask...my brother told me to put that...hes 10...)

...could you tell me how to get, how to get to seseame street?...

PICTURES FOR EYELINER FOR THE VAMPIRE:

Emmet:

shirt:

hoodie:

hair:

(guy in the middle):

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Crazy Cullen Chronicles by twilightnite reviews
The Cullens can be strange, but just how strange? Series of strange, stupid, random, and mainly funny stories, all coming out of the thing that's known as Kate's brain. Chapter 48: Sunday with the Pack. /Holy Moley, Kate updated! I thought she died!/
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 56,717 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 7/1/2007
Cullen's vs Black's by humorxmexx reviews
Bella & Charlie invited to Cullens over, but they both forgot they invited the Black's over, too. What happens when these 3 families get together on one night? :O
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,023 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Complete
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eyeliner for the vampire reviews
its makeover time for the cullens! yes, it is possible for them to look hotter: tight pants, band tshirts, and eyeliner of course. dont hate me for this please. its really not so bad... but...just read it! reviewing would be nice, too. plehs?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,386 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007
crunkhighinsanely stupid bella sorry edward reviews
i have no idea what this is. sorry.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/29/2007
jacob is black reviews
ok, this is just something i wrote for fun. its funny, but not really detailed...VERY OOC. its really not about anything in particular, so i really have no idea what to write here! just read review! rated t for language... you got a problem with that?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete