WELCOME TO MY PROFILE; where I post a lot of junk that you really do not care about!

Well... I just made one of these fan fiction things just so I could read my friend's stories... (and she is GREAT...) she is: frankandjoe3. (sorry frankandjoe3 if you are reading this, I am just trying to advertise your awesome stories, and yes, they are awesome).

But as I was reading some of the stories that were on here, I started to think of some really interesting things that all my friends said that was really funny, so I just intended to write them just in Communication Arts at school, but my Comm Arts teacher told me that some of the things I wrote where really good.

I have always had a Passion for writing; but growing up, i was not taught the English language. I was taught the German language. So please excuse me if I spell things differently than you or I have different language habit's from yours. It is just the way I was taught and I have only known the English language for a couple years now, so just be Happy I could write all this in your language!

i don't like what i write, but all my friends got me turned on to this website and they actually got me to start writing this..., so if you don't like any of the things i write, please comment, just try not to use that many big words because i might not know that they mean.

Conversations I have with my brother(s)

"How would glitter help?!"

"If you throw glitter at zombies, they turn into fairies and try to rid the world of evil"

"It’s really awkward to pull up to the middle school and see a pair of students making out in front of the band door."

"I have a great relationship with cake. First, I lick off all the icing then I enjoy it’s nakedness so much I could eat it. Then I do just that."

"The cake isn’t worth your purity!! It’s sole purpose in life is to seduce you, then give you regret. Don’t give in!!"

"I would give in any day of my life."

"I thought I raised you better than to give in to such temptations."

"Get with it!! I’ve lost my purity to cake, I lost it at a very early age!!"

"Do you sometimes put liquid soap in your hair and forget that its soap, and think it’s shampoo?"

"SO MANY TIMES!"

"THANK YOU!"

"Quick, name a food!"

"Yummy."

"What? That’s not a food."

"Then I will make it a food."

"Sometimes I wonder why we hangout…"

"Hey! I saw a pic of you and your grandma. You look just like her."

"You really think so?"

"Yea, you don’t?"

"Well…I never thought about it really. My Mom being adopted and everything…"

Feel free to e-mail me or message me, i will respond.

Thank You (kinda...),

Penguins In Toasters (PIT)