Why hello there, ladies, gentlemen, and those in-between! I am Paradise Dawn, fanfiction writer! My main two fandoms are Gravity Falls, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Want to see a story I am working on for the MLP fandom? Visit FiMfiction.com, a great website for Bronies such as myself!!

I am currently planning on a Gravity Falls story based on the picture found here. However, there will a be a short waiting time, as I pride myself in trying to finish stories before starting a new one. (I have writers block for my FiMfiction story!)

???: Well lookie here! Another dimension, just like the one I tried to invade a few years ago!

Me: Bill, get outta here. This is a freaking fanfiction site, how are you going to take over it?

Bill: Fair point, Ruby. *wink, wink*.

Me: Bill, I am 100% sure that those reading this have absolutely no clue what you are talking about.

Bill: That's the point! Remember, reality-is-an-illusion,-the-universe-is-a-hologram-buy-gold-bye!!!!!

Don't pay any attention to that, reader.

Spouts of randomness may appear in my stories. If you have a serious condition known as "Cannononlysyndrom", this website is not for you. Works here are only head-cannon, and will result in causing severe distress with anyone with "Cannononlysyndrom". If reading fanfiction begins to create side-effects such as wild obsession over characters, the need to create an account just to get your idea onto the site, and other fandom created side-effects, do not contact a doctor. These symptoms are perfectly normal, and will resolve themselves quickly... or not at all, depending on your love of the show/game/book involved. If insomnia begins due to excessive time spent on fanfiction sites, remove yourself from the site immediately, and get some sleep!!

Ahem. Thank you for reading this.