ChocolateXLavender
 Author has written 1 story for Teen Titans. Hey, I'm Sarcastic and Sweet a.k.a. ChocolateXLavender. I am very new to FanFiction so if you have any suggestions for any of my stories please let me know. I LOVE Teen Titans, Twilight, NCIS, and Harry Potter so I'll most likely doing fics based on those mostly. If there are any good series you think I should write about let me know so I can read and somehow find a fic for you all. Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go. If you have ever stayed up past 5:00 in the morning just because you friggin' could, copy and paste this onto your profile. It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. If you think that writing fanfics are fun, put this in your profile! Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I? There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's strange. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. If you are in la la land most of the time copy this onto your profile. Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in you face. When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. Education is important, school however, is another matter. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? I let my mind wander, but it never came back. If two wrongs don't make a right, try three "Don't let your mind wander. It's too small to be out on its own I’m sick of following my dreams, I’m just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. STATEMENT AND RESPOND Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together. Man: Hey baby, I was staring at you from across the room. Women: Well, Why won't you go back there and keep looking? Man: What's your idea of a perfect evening? Woman: The one I was having before you came over. Man: I had no idea I would meet someone like you in here. Woman: I had no idea they would let someone like you in here. Man: Don't be shy, ask me out. Woman: Ok, get out. Man: Before I buy you a drink, will you tell me if you like me? Woman: Get the drink first, we'll deal with the bad news later. Man: I'd love to take you to dinner. Woman: Excellent, can you pick me up again afterwards too? Man: Can you tell me the time, because I want to make a note of the moment we first met? Woman: I'll give it to you twice, because it's also the moment we split up. Man: I'd go through anything for you. Woman: Great, the exit's just there. Man: Try imagining you're in love with me. Woman: My imagination doesn't stretch that far. Man: Do you think it was fate that brought us together? Woman: No, just bad luck. Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Man: Are your feet tired because you've been running through my mind all day? Woman: Have you noticed it's been away from you and not to? Man: If your body were a sport I'd play it all night long? Woman: You haven't made it to the starting line. Man: You + Me - Clothes Divide Clothes and let's multiply. Woman: Subtract you + Some drinks = You still have no chance. Okay I'm not trying to make fun of Harry Potter here, but why wold J.K. Rowling make Harry and his friends go searching for something that sounds like an STD? "Oh my goodness! We have to destroy these Whore-cruxes!" I'm just saying. I love Harry Potter series! Stop the Pairing Wars! By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them. You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else. You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings. You shalt avoid them if you hate them. You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing. You shalt paste this in your profile You Might Be An Author If... 1. Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written. 2. You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names. (Which seems to have ended well for some stories.) 3. You often imagine your books becoming movies. 4. Spell check is your best friend. 5. You give even the smallest of characters a huge background. 6. You hesitate before killing of one of your favorite characters. 7. You smile really big when your gonna finally write a character love scene. (I SO DO THAT) 8. Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing. (ALL THE TIME) 9. You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym. 10. Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long. 11. You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence.( more than once) 12. You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written.(I have actually) 13. Things that are written bad annoy you and make you want to re-write it better. (Kinda) 14. You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself. (I am hilarious) 15. You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time. (Gets pretty sad) 16. If your note writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly. 17. You talk to yourself... constantly.( 24/7) 18. You forget what day it is when your writing. 19. When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away. 20. You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc. 21. You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end. (Nah jut pure laziness) 22. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it.( I do it takes so much to write sad things) 23. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas. 24. If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending.( Hates when that happens) 25. You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story.(All the time, i had to stop so i could finally grow my nails.) 26. You are in love with the Thesaurus. 27. You dream about your stories. 28. You dream of new stories.( Future stories and past Stories) 29. You often revisit some of your old stories.(Just to reread them) 30. Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing. (Thank you to Iamthatonegurl for this oh so true statement list.) I am so sorry for the people who have been waiting for the next chapter of Fire's Blaze. I truly want to establish a better groove. For anyone who is interested I will be posting three chaoters within these two days on that story. I will be starting a new story though I don't know which one to start on first: The Vampire Diaries - The Show, Twilight Saga - Books, Another Teen Titans fic, or Harry Potter. Just PM me to let me know which one. I'll start that once I have posted the eighth chapter of Fire's Blaze. Also check out my poll on Fire's Blaze after the sixth chapter is posted. Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile and add any more that you can think of. BOLD ones that are for what fits you: I'M CANADIAN, so I MUST be french, live in an igloo, and live off of maple syrup and beer. I speak properly and eloquently, so I MUST be an OREO (okay that is a little true in my case). I am from the CARRiBBEAN, so I MUST be Jamaican. I am from the CARIBBEAN, so I MUST have an accent and only be from Jamaica or the Bahamas. I am DARK SKINNED, so I MUST be ghetto. I love SPICY FOOD, so I MUST be HISPANIC. I don't allow judgements to rule me, so I MUST turn a deaf ear to everything. |
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