A fun, humorous take on the Cullens...HAZZARD COUNTY STYLE. Silly crossover with the Dukes of Hazzard classic TV series. AH/AU...rated M for innuendo, language, and limes/lemons. Collaboration between shalu & CarminMoon.

My name is Isabella Swan and today, I signed a contract that would put me in the steel tight clutches of a man I didn't know, for four years. A girl's gotta pay for college somehow, right? AH. Come meet 'Sugar Daddy' Edward. **Chapters 1-18 are being edited and are subject to small changes.**

He could shut out every bit of him that recognized her, but the most primitive part of him still did. That was the problem. She went too deep. It was all too easy to be cruel, and to hate her – but to forget her? To forget she was in the room? That was the part that still felt impossible. AU, DHr. WIP

*TAKEN DOWN. MANY APOLOGIES.* Dear Diary, When he left, I became numb. Safe in a bubble of denial and bitterness. Now, he's back, and I've agreed to be his co-star in a new Broadway play. Obviously, if there were a Nation of Stupid People, I would be their Queen. A/H

A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.

Veela Fic set Ten Years after the War. Draco is a Veela. Hermione isn't his Healer. She's just his. Update Chapter 29: 02/06/14

Moving to Forks, spending the last eighteen months of her childhood with a father she barely knew ... it seemed like a good idea at the time. A Twilight mosaic, freely drawn from book and movie, wanders into AU as the story unfolds. Rated M for some intense, disturbing images. PM me if you have questions.

My collection of Draco/Hermione oneshots. K to M rated as suitable and shown at the top of every chapter. Collection Complete. Check out Meus Contraho Duo for more oneshots! Update: 22/12/2013

Ein Jahr, nachdem "Exasperation: Just Your Average Love Story" beendet ist, arbeitet Draco im Ausland und die Fernbeziehung des Paares läuft nicht sonderlich gut. Wird es zu viel für sie oder werden zu viele Eulen zu entwirren sein?

Übersetzung - Draco und Hermine sind Schulsprecher und Schulsprecherin und neigen hin und wieder zu Spannungen. Die gemeinsame Planung des Weihnachtsballs bringt interessante Ergebnisse ... Erzählt in Form von Eulenkorrespondenz/Notizen.

My second collection of Draco/Hermione oneshots. K to M rated as suitable and shown at the top of every chapter. Complete.

Life is never perfect, the cracks always appear. "My Polaroid would show the face of a girl who has forgotten how to truly smile." Even the strongest of dreams can fail to become enough.

She dreams of darkness. Lust. Passion. The man she fantasizes about has it all, especially the darkness. The problem is, he's not really a man. Rated M for language & dark themes.

"I can't stand you, Granger. Every second I'm with you is like pure, agonizing torture. But I have to save you. Do you understand?" Draco/Hermione.

Exes and co-workers Edward & Bella are sent to investigate the strange happenings in Forks, but they might drive each other crazy figuring out what's going on in the town. And between them. Humor/Romance.

ON HIATUS-When Bella is suddenly left with a failing ranch, she's determined to make it on her own. But when her arrogant, gorgeous neighbor offers the help she needs, she has to decide; is saving her ranch worth losing herself?

Isabella, first year medical intern meets Edward Cullen, who hates doctors with a passion. Will they be able to resist ripping off each other's heads? Or will they 'play nice' for little Sophie's sake? Fate is playing a tricky game. AH

How can the famous trio, separated by time, cope when tragedy makes them a duo? Love is beautifully ugly. HGDM Post Hogwarts AU

AH-Edward, current recovering alcoholic, former bully of Bella Swan, must make amends to the one person who refuses to give them. Written for FGB Auction/WA Rehab. Adult Situations. Updated Wed/Sun.

Fate up against your will. It’s the late 80s and Bella Swan must learn to live with her undying devotion to the popular Edward Cullen, who will never see her as anything more than a friend. AU/AH

AH-AU What if Edward reacted violently while saving Bella that night at Port Angeles? Can Edward and Bella find themselves and love while Edward is incarcerated?

At first glance felonious Edward seems like nothing but trouble, but as sheltered college student Bella digs deeper she realizes he is so much more. Possibly too much for her to handle. ExB, AH, rated M for dark/adult themes and profanity