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 Author has written 1 story for Twilight. Hey hey hey! If you read my fics long enough you'll find that I'm weird. That's okay because your probably pretty messed up too. You just don't know it. JK JK LOL to all you sensitive readers out there! My main objective is to make you laugh. I I've accomplished that then I'm on a roll with this whole fan fiction career. Now I've actually had my account going on two years but I've been to lazy to publish or write anything. That is soon to change my friends. I will continue my first fic Sloppy Joes. Don't ask me where I got that name from because I honestly don't know. Okay, now I'm rambling. Gosh I have to stop doing that. I like kept my sister up all night explaining something as boring as the history of purple and she was all like... BRE! SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ugh, like any of that was necessary. Let me stop. Peace home skillet biscuits! |
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A Changing Heart by Mimozka reviews
"Renesmee's tiny warm hand touched my neck. She showed me the three of us in this room with me holding her and with Bella laying on the bed her thoughts shifted and re-focused on Bella, they had a questioning edge…" BD non couples. No imprint.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,332 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 3/19/2015 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Bella, Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
I Saw You Coming by Saritadreaming reviews
Bella has the gift of second sight. After a tragic accident, her world collides with Edward's. She is expecting him, but he is not ready for her. *** A/U Mostly Canon pairings. Vampire/Human/Wolfpack *INDIE NOMINEE *Now complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 254,779 - Reviews: 2660 - Favs: 2,091 - Follows: 1,558 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Why Justin Bieber Hates Alice Cullen by R.ayl.ee.She.Said reviews
The crackfic of ALL crackfics. A crackfic with more crack than Charlie Sheen. Guest starring Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, Miss Piggy, ShamwowGuy, RandomGrandma, an Esme clone, and a Carlisle twin. Yeah. Crackalicious. T for language/innuendo.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,766 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Alice - Complete
A Madman's Mercy by Amethyst Jackson reviews
New Moon AU - After leaving Bella, Edward gradually loses control of his ability. When he is led to believe that she is dead, Edward cracks, leaving Bella as the only one who can pick up the pieces. Co-written with Jacyevans.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,639 - Reviews: 2755 - Favs: 2,701 - Follows: 2,880 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Darkest Before the Dawn by CatMasters reviews
What if Edward finally found his mate, but she had a troubled past and wanted to kill herself? Could he help her find a reason to live? Could she show him what he had always been missing? DARK themes, rape discussion and sexual content. AU, EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 271,773 - Reviews: 2578 - Favs: 1,909 - Follows: 1,202 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tomorrow In The Midst by marthasville reviews
This story continues right after the end of GWTW. Scarlett realizes she has to do whatever it takes to get Rhett back. Will she be able to make the transformation? Tomorrow is closer than she thinks.
Gone with the Wind - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,762 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 1/31/2010
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 6055 - Favs: 10,444 - Follows: 2,747 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Night He Left by greencyanide reviews
What if Scarlett got Rhett back just the night he left? What if Scarlett didn't put it off 'till tomorrow? One shot. Complete.
Gone with the Wind - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Complete
Ninja at Hogwarts by ZoeyUchiha reviews
What would happen if Sasuke, Sakura, Naruti, Kiba, and Hinata go to Hogwarts to save haryy Potter form the two things that can ruen his life forever? Sasuke did not leve for Orochimaru in the story, and Harry Potter will be added in the next oart. Promis
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,397 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 12/14/2009
The Trouble with Vampire Boyfriends and Small Cats by jrose452 reviews
Yes its a 'Bella gets a Cat' story, we all have one somewhere in us. Edward needs some cat advice from Carlisle. OneShot. EdwardxBella Set after New Moon. Just a bit of fun while I'm on holiday.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,120 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
Isle Esme by maggiekb reviews
The story of how Carlisle and Esme first met, fell in love, and came to be husband and wife. Flashbacks to the past, reliving their experiences before they were a couple. Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,470 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
My First Year as a Cullen by MyBella reviews
Part 2 of 3 of Vampire Bella Trilogy. This story is the sequel to The Fairytale Continues. It follows Bella in her first year as a vampire. Rated M for adult material.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 162,772 - Reviews: 1805 - Favs: 1,386 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Complete
Firsts by Alice laughed reviews
Esme learns that firsts don't always happen in chronological order. Rated for lemon. Happy Valentine's Day.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,686 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 47 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
Brotherly Concern by MidnightWalking reviews
Challenge submission. Emmett shares his concerns about Bella's desertion by Edward soon after Edward left her at the beginning of New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
Yahoo! by CullenGirl.13 reviews
The Cullen's talk through the wonders of Yahoo...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007
Sloppy Joes reviews
Why the hell did Bart the camal kick slap Carslise! The world may never know! I suck at summaries. Funny fic. Usual pairings or however you say that fancy shiz.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Edward