Hello to all who have somehow found my profile.

You may call me as KuroTsuki, Tsuki, Kuro, or Kuro no Tsuki. Preferably KuroTsuki.
I was born on a starry night, the day flashes through my mind like a vivid dream. I remember the bright moonlight scorching my newly body of flesh. It was so big, so...beautiful. Yes, I remember the day perfectly, a winter night, on December 7th. It was years ago but I still remember it, crystal clear.

-Okay yeah, that is how I'd like to remember how I was born, but, naturally I don't remember my baby days. I don't even know if I was born in the night, or day. But don't burst my bubble of how I imagine my birth. But on the other hand, I was born on December 7th

I have many interests and hobbies, many in which includes anime/manga. Mostly I draw to pass time and I write every now and then. As of right now, I have this plot bunny growing in my head, so in about a couple more months, I'll probably start posting the chapters. If your interested in it, you can ask me to find out more. I'm not sure how it'll turn out or if the idea has been entertained before, but I have never stumbled upon it. It's about the popular anime show, Naruto. Genre-Adventure. I also can ramble on about absolutely ANYTHING.

I read many fanfics from a lot of things, some of them are Kuroshituji, Shugo Chara, Katekyo Hitman Reborn, and my major, Naruto. Naruto is my favorite fandom. My favorite pairings in Naruto are...

Naruto

Naruto x Hinata

Sasori x Deidara

Kakuzu x Hidan

Kisame x Itachi

Pein x Konan

Kiba x Ino

Neji x TenTen

Minato x Kushina

Sasuke x Naruto

As you can see, I'm a proud yaoi fan. The story on how I got into yaoi is pretty funny. I also hate harem with a passion and I despise Sakura. I have no idea what het is, can anyone explain that to me? Anyways, Naruto will always be my ultimate fandom. I am also a major Akatsuki fan. I absolutely adore Gaara from Naruto, Sasori is another major favorite that I love.

ON TO THE TESTS!

1. Who are/is your favourite Naruto character(s)? Gaara, Sasori, Hinata, Gaara, Tenten, Deidara, Gaara, Temari, Hidan, Pein, Gaara, Konan, Kakuzu, Sasori, Gaara, Zetsu, Naruto, Kisame, Itachi, and Gaara.

2. What is/are your favourite pairing(s)? Umm, Sasori x Deidara, Pein x Konan, Kakuzu x Hidan, Neji x Tenten, Naruto x Hinata, Kiba x Ino, Shikamaru x Temari, and Kisame x Itachi.

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Well, I'm honestly a yaoi fan.

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters?No

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: I don't have any merchandise.

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? Nope, while I adore some characters, I never will go so far as to say destined.

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?:NaruHina

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?:...ummmm...SasuSaku* SASUNARU! SAKURA CAN BURN! THEN DIE, THEN CRAWL IN A HOLE!

9. Which team is your favourite? Team 7 or Team Gai?: Team Gai. You have to love all their antics, even if they are a bit...odd. Lee is adorable in a way, and Gai is hilarious. Tenten is so cute with her weapon obsession and Neji...he's Neji. Also I don't really like Team 7, I like the individual characters but not them as Team 7. Sasuke, he's crazed with power, and Naruto with his reckless death moves makes the team unstable. Naruto, I think, sorta wants to die, or believes he isn't really worth anything with those moves. Sasuke can also be classified as that. Sakura is washed out by them and Kakashi is still mentally healing.

10. Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi = Obito): No not really. But this one fic started to get me thinking...

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?: Its TRUE. I HAVE PROOF! *shoves episode 248 of the series Naruto Shippuden in your face while jumping* SEE IM NOT CRAZY! IM NOT!

12. Your favourite Akatsuki member?:Sasori

13. Are you a Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Well...I am sorta ...in between. When he was genin and before Orochimaru came he was sorta adorable ya' know? But after that I was stuck in between. I JUST got over my ' I hate Uchiha Sasuke' phase. So I CAN read a Sasuke 'bashing' fic but I can also read when he is on the good side. But on one condition: Uchiha Sasuke defects from Konoha and comes BACK. OR Uchiha Sasuke never left at all. If not, then it has to have a really good plot. Pro-Sasuke, although sometimes I'm completely neutral.

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?No, not really I skipped some fillers.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Nope, I watch the anime instead.

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? No, he just loses interest fast.

17. Sub or Dub?: SUB! I hate dub.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?: Anti-Sakura, I just never really liked her. Even when I first saw her in the beginning of the series. So I don't really have a reason for hating her, I just...do.

19. Tobi = Annoying or Funny?: Right now? Annoying. Before? Funny.

20. Gai = Sexy Beast or Ugly Nerd?: Errr, well, um. Ah! Ugly Beast! Yosh, that's what he is.

21. Do you even know who Tobi is?: Yes, yes I do.

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?: Haku and Deidara.

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?: Awesome.

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?: Matsuri can be a good OOC, you can't label her as one well because we don't have a lot of information on her.

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?: Yes.

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?: Sorta, i'm working on one right now but...

27. Do you like lemons?Yes I do like lemons, there all sour and tangy! Oooooh, I REALLY like it when I add just a little to my tea! But why would they ask questions like tha-...wait by lemons it means...ohhhhh! *blushes* ...maybai

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?: No, they usually classify all of the anime I watch as one.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged series?: Wha...?

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?: ...Huh...?

31. Have you ever gotten anyone else hooked onto Naruto?: Yeah, my good friend Shy-Tomboy. I went to her house that day and wanted to watch some Naruto (the 1st series). I used her computer and forced her to watch with me, then BAM she's hooked.

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?: Yes, a couple of times.

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?': No, not really.

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?: School life? Maybai. Grades? No. Pffft- no, I'm not THAT immature.

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?: Nope, I'm broke thanks to buying many drawing supplies so I can draw Naruto.

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise : NO! I am not reading it, I want whats left of my sanity intact please!

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?:...how?

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery.: As of right now, one. How many sketches I have in my sketchbook? Too many to count.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?: This is implying that he was sexy to begin with. When he was genin he was adorable, what with his duck-butt hair. But your saying he looks sexy, with purple lipstick on, hands growing out of his back, and his skin looks like he's covered in ash.

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?: Well, sorta. I have this character of mine, she is like a stand-in for me, that I adjust to my fandoms. So, it's basically having myself inserted into stories and fantasies of mine, but not.

41: Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?: ...Maybai.
*cough*yes*cough*

Pein/Pain - Nagato
[ ] -I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc.
[ ] -I have a piercing/s.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is red, ginger or auburn.
[ ] -My eyes are grey/gray.
[X] -My closest friend is a girl.
[X] - I'm a very secretive person.
[X] - I like it when it rains.

[Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 3 ]

Konan
[ ] - Most of my friends are guys.
[ ] - Origami RULES!
[ ] - I know how to make atleast over 5 different origami objects.
[ ] - I love flowers!
[ ] - Your closest friend is a guy.
[X] - I don't like having my photo taken.
[ ] - I don't like water. Swimming etc.

[Konan Score: 1]

Itachi Uchiha
[ ] - My younger sibling/s bothers me a lot.
[ ] -Many people find me attractive.
[X] - I'm quiet and very mature for my age.
[ ] - I don't actually like fighting though I can fight.
[X] - I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool.
[X] - I'm the top of my class. Intelligence.
[X] - My natural hair colour is black.

[Itachi Uchiha Score: 4]

Kisame Hoshigaki
[ ] - Sharks are AWESOME!
[ ] - I like gore
[X] - I dislike my own appearance.
[X] - Underwater in the ocean is abeautiful scenery.
[X] - Once someone gets to know me, I'm a pretty nice person.
[X] - I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender.
[ ] - I like water sports.

[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 4 ]

Sasori
[X] - I look young for my age.
[X] - Puppets are fascinating...
[X] - I'm very impatient.
[X] - I hate that bitch, Sakura Haruno.
[X] - My Grandma annoys me.
[ ] - I'm the smallest of my friends.
[X] - Loud noises/people annoy me.

[Sasori Score: 6]

Deidara
[X] - I'm an artist.
[X] - I like and appreciate art.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is blonde/dirty blonde.
[ ] - I have blue eyes. (blue/grey)
[ ] - I'm the youngest in my group of friends.
[ ] - I hate Tobi.
[ ] - I have a 'friend' who follows and annoys me.

[Deidara Score: 2 ]

Kakuzu
[X] - I'm a saver, not a spender.
[ ] - My eyes are either green or hazel.
[ ] - I have had stitches.
[X] - I hate/ love Hidan. (I LOVE Hidan, 'Kuzu does too)
[X] - Younger people tend to tick me off.
[X] I am the oldest in my group of friends.
[ ] - My skin is dark or tanned.

[Kakuzu Score: 4]

Hidan
[ ] - I have a cussing/swearing problem.
[X] - I hate/ love Kakuzu.(Again, I love Kakuzu and Hidan loves him too!)
[ ] - I hate so many people and hate them so much, that I probably have my own hit-list.
[ ] - I am religious.
[ ] - I am very strong-willed.
[ ] - I have cut myself on purpose before.
[X] - I'm very prone to accidents.

[Hidan Score: 2]

Zetsu
[ ] - I have a split personality. Two sides.
[X] - Nature is AWESOME!
[X] - I'm usually alone.
[X] - I don't mind the company of others.
[ ] - I don't have many friends.
[ ] - Tobi is not that bad.
[ ] - I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man!

[Zetsu Score: 3]

Tobi
[ ] - I'm always hyperactive.
[ ] - I have a particular person who I like to pester.
[ ] - People often mistake me for someone else or say I look like someone.
[ ] - I LOVE the colour orange.
[ ] - I'm rarely sad and always optimistic.
[ ] - TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! :D

[Tobi Score:0]

Huh. I am most like Sasori. Didn't see that coming... That basically means I'm a tall version of Sasori...with black hair. Awesome.

If you believe big red buttons should be pushed because they are big and red, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go.

If you have ever stayed up past 5:00 in the morning just because you friggin' could, copy and paste this onto your profile.

It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

If you are in la la land most of the time copy this onto your profile.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I?

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're easily confussed or confuzzled add this to your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and pase this into your profile.

If you have a wide range variety of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room, and forgot what you were doing, then started walking away, and suddenly remembered, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

Sometimes I Wonder, "Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?" and then it hits me!!

Be OPTIMISTIC... all the people you hate are eventually going to die!!

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.

You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

Some people are alive only because its illegal to kill them.

He who laughs last thinks the slowest

Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gurgle

There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity

You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them.

The only reason that I talk to myself is because that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

"I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down."

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

Don't steal. The government hates the competition.

Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts.

Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense.

If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.

Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.

Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later

We're all pretty bizarre, some of us are just better at showing it.

Life is like a Pack of Gum... I've yet to figure out why.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's weird when you argue with yourself and LOSE.

When you cry, I cry. When you laugh, I laugh. When you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants more than 100 percent. How about achieving 103 percent? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

then:

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96

but:

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100

and:
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,
attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.

And look how far this will take you...

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118

Think about it... and have a nice day at work/school... :)

Friday, August 17, 2012

I just made a shocking discovery, I MAY like SasuNaru...//shudders
Don't know how it came into me, but it did! The horrid SasuNaru pairing got to me!
On the up side, I now have someone to pair Sasuke with...//gasp! But what about Hina-chan?
//sigh Guess I'll wait it out before I do anything lasting. Maybe it'll fall out like it crept in with me?

Monday, August 27, 2012

Yeah, okay. So it's been like...a week or two since I made the shocking discovery. I found the answer
Yes, yes I do like SasuNaru. I mean, it was hard to deny after I had two ...odd...dreams about them being together.
So, yeah. I like SasuNaru, and proud of it. Honestly, this is a bigger shock then the time I found out that I like yaoi...yeah. That honestly wasn't a shock at all...
Just to tell you, i'm going to add SasuNaru to my answers up top. I won't erase my original answers, you'll know they are different by it being in italics.