Before I start, I'm just gonna say here that THERE WILL BE LOTS AND LOTS OF CUSSING AND INAPPROPRIATE LANGUAGE. I HAVE A SAILORS MOUTH. Hello my friends! if you've come here, you probably read one of my stories and was all like "WOW! this guy is GREAT!" I'm not great. Accept it. As for why I'm here, I'm dude who fanboys about way too much stuff and got killer marks in writing during school, so I thought I'd try my hand at recreational story-writing for the series I love. I play a lot of Video games, read a substantial amount, Watch some anime, and I've read the odd Manga Volume or two. My favourite Video game of all time is Sonic Unleashed, although the series itself is not my favourite. I still like it, but not as much as some people say I should. Series I really like are Legend of Zelda, Super Mario, Sonic the Hedgehog, Super Smash Bros., Splatoon, Mega Man, and Minecraft, not Necessarily in that order. Series I think are ok are Pokemon and Undertale, (do not ask me to do anything to do with that last one, I will not go into the fandom any deeper than simply uttering it's name.) and series I outright dislike are Fortnite and... yeah. just Fortnite. as for Anime I watch, I keep up with One Punch man and JoJo's Bizarre Adventure but actively avoid Naruto and Fairy tail, even thought the latter's premise interests me, they're just too long and have way too much filler. I don't read enough Manga to be worth mentioning, but in terms of novels I enjoy Max Brooks and Rick Riordan's writing style. either way, here are my specs, because I'm a sadness Machine.

Height: Really Fucking tall

Weight: Skinny as Fuck

Shoe Size: Bigger than yours

Eye Colour: NASA black hole photo

Hair Colour: Mouse-Shit Brown. Can confirm: does not have actual Mouse-Shit in it.

Skin: Would be White But I'm riddled with Pimples

Favourite Food: Poutine. I'm from the Maritimes, what did you expect?

Least Favourite food: Anything with fish or lobster in it. basically, if it comes from the sea and isn't clam, I won't eat it. I'm from the Maritimes, you definitely did not expect that.

Most Prized Possession: My blanket is soft as fuck I'll whip ya'll if you get within 15 feet of it.

Sole Relief: My Girlfriend is the only thing that really keeps me calm, she's got nice stressballs on her chest. of course that's just a bonus to the real package... her gorgeous mind.

Favourite Quote: "Za Warudo! Toki yo Tomare!" ...I like how it sounds when DIO says it...

anyways, if you came to read this, thanks. I try to put care into everything I do, and I'm glad someone will see it at the very least