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'An informal biography or a concisely presented sketch of the life and character of a person.'

Okay, got it.

Hello, I'm RadMalfoyCookie; a daydreaming, cake-baking, ukulele-playing, wizard wannabe from the UK. I'm mainly here to write for The Hunger Games, Les Mis and Harry Potter, but I'll write for anything that I have an idea for!

37 Random Facts about Me:

1. My name is Emily.

2. My favourite colour is green.

3. Aswell as the ukulele, I've also been playing the piano for 4 years.

4. I have a massive collection of unused diaries and notepads, that I refuse to use in case I waste them.

5. I hate squids, they really freak me out... *shudders*

6. My lucky numbers are 7 and 24.

7. I own 76 pairs of earrings.

8. My family and friends are incredible and I love them loads!

9. Chunky KitKats are my favourite food ever.

10. My cat is called Rosie, after The Feeling's song 'Rosé'.

11. 'Bubble' is my favourite word to say out loud.

12. I wrote my first 'full-length' story aged 6, about my teddy bear meeting Bugs Bunny and, trust me, it was a real page turner...

13. I over-analyse absolutely everything.

14. The first time I watched 'Elf', I cried.

15. Finnick Odair is, in my opinion, the best character ever created and I would give anything for him to be real.

16. My ultimate guilty pleasure is watching 'I'm In The Band'. I know it was written for, like, 11-year old boys, but it never fails to make me laugh.

17. I am right-handed.

18. The background on my phone is currently a picture of myself, MissBunburyHope and a couple of other friends at Thorpe Park.

19. I say the word 'ridiculous' far too much.

20. Music is my life, and my favourite artists include All Time Low, Panic! At The Disco, The Feeling, Swedish House Mafia, Sleeping With Sirens and Oasis.

21. My two favourite songs are 'Time to Dance' by Panic! At The Disco and the acoustic version of 'Jasey Rae' by All Time Low, although I can't possibly deny my love for Alexander Ludwig's 'Liv It Up' too.

22. I think green eyes are gorgeous.

23. I love Les Misérables soo much, my favourite song from the musical has to be either 'Red and Black' or 'Drink with Me'.

24. I have braces at the moment, and it seems like I could be stuck with them until Christmas.

25. My favourite animal is a raccoon.

26. But, I think I would make an awesome panda.

27. I am so indecisive it's unreal.

28. My ridiculously long list of completely unattainable crushes includes; Aaron Tveit, Sam Claflin, Josh Hutcherson, Zack Merrick, Finn Harries and Tom Felton :')

29. I am one of those irritating people that often reads the last sentence of a book before I start reading it.

30. Ppl dat typ lyk dis drive me absolutely insane.

31. Wagamama's is my favourite restaurant.

32. I love thunderstorms.

33. I'm pretty sure that the first single I ever bought was 'Five Colours in her Hair' by McFly.

34. I suffer from hayfever.

35. My alias is inspired by a) one of my favourite words, b) my life-long love of Draco Malfoy and c) cookies!

36. I am 5ft 3" tall.

37. I have never been on an aeroplane.

My Fics:

My goal is to eventually update one fic every week, but I really have had no time over these last few months, with exams and coursework completely taking over my life.

It's a new school year now, though, so I may not get to update as much as I'd like, but I'll certainly give it shot!

Thin Ice - [The Hunger Games] - 'Being a tribute is a constant battle; tribute against tribute, District against District, head against heart. I knew I'd have to choose eventually, but I was distrait. And when the time came, I was too late. So, fate decided for me.'
My very first fic! I've had this idea all planned out for so long, and with more spare time on my hands now, I'm really looking forward to finally getting this story going properly.

Panem Facebook: Fights and Fantasies - [The Hunger Games] - 'What happens when all the characters from The Hunger Games meet in one place: Facebook? What kind of madness will occur as the dead, the Victors and all those in between finally meet? I tell you that there will be catostrophic parties, peetarrific baking and finntastic fights.'
A little collaboration with MissBunburyHope, one of my best friends and an absolute stinker, which you will find on her page. We haven't updated in a little while, as we're trying to think of some new passwords for other characters, but maybe some time in the near future we may post a fourth chapter.

Upcoming Ideas:

Before We Die - [Les Misérables] - 'Éponine had always fascinated him, her beauty like a diamond in the rough, but for years he could never find the words to tell her. With their deaths looming upon the horizon, Enjolras knew it could only be now or never for them.'
These are my two favourite characters in Les Mis, and I've read Enjonine fics in the past and really loved the pairing, so I thought I'd try it out for my self in this one-shot!

To Kill A Mockingjay - [The Hunger Games x To Kill A Mockingbird] - 'My name's Scout Finch, and I was 17 years old when the Mockingjay was executed. In that moment, I lost a best friend and all hope of ever succeeding in the Rebellion. So, I took matters into my own hands. Snow had to pay; and he did.'
After discovering To Kill A Mockingbird through my English Literature GCSE, I found that I really loved Scout's childish narrative of the novel's events and I wanted to try and adopt that in a fic. I have a feeling this could be a fairly long story, but we'll just have to see how it plans out.

Hijacked - [The Hunger Games] - 'Oh, how the Gamemakers must have laughed when they reaped me. The son of two Victors; a boy named after an avox, poisoned by tracker jacker venom. They're certainly going to have a lot of fun killing me off in the Arena.'
This is a fic I've had planned for quite a while now, with Darius Mellark, Peeta and Katniss' son, being the main character. It's been quite a challenge to write from his POV, but at the same time it's been really fun to do!

Spatato Tomatian! - [Harry Potter] - 'Never use a spell you are unfamiliar with: a rule known, and followed, by every wizard. But with the fate of the entire wizarding world resting solely on his shoulders, Harry resorts to desperate measures.'
Just a little one-shot, inspired by a conversation between my friends and I from several months ago. I can't remember how, exactly, the words 'Spatato Tomatian' came about, but here they are as a mysterious spell!

Silence is Golden - [The Hunger Games] - 'He stood there with cool blue eyes, captivating me with the eerie silence we shared that night. I've been training for these Games since the day I was first able to stand, and I've never let anything as petty as love get in my way. Until I saw him. Could I really have given my heart to an avox?'
This is a fairly new idea that I've been looking forward to trying out, because I think the career and avox pairing is going to be really interesting to write for. Hopefully, it will be equally interesting for you guys to read!