Hello I'm Sorrow Cheshire

Sex: Male

Age:18

Currently working on: ???

Occupation: If i had a job i wouldn't be on this site(as often)

This is the Yaoi ANTHEM: 「Loyalty... to Yaoi」(parody of Maria's Theme by ham) Thank you 6009 Subs

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Anime: D.Gray Man, One Piece, Eyesheild 21, Naruto, Digimon, Gakuen Heaven, D N Angel, Yugioh series, Tokyo Mew Mew, Soul Eater, Wallflower, Vampire Knnight, Mermaid Melody Pichi Pichi Pitch, Death Note, Code Geass, Pandora Hearts, Rosario Vampire, Natsume & The book of friends, Gakuen Heaven, Gakuen Alice, Betrayal Knows My Name, Case Closed, Card-fight Vanguard, Amnesia, cuticle detective inaba, Kobato, xxxHolic, Tsubasa Chronicles, Blue Exorcist, Princess Resurrection, Infinite Stratos, Kino's Journey, Durarara, Hakkenden: Touhou Hakken Ibun (Eight Dogs of the East), No. 6, K - Project, Deadman Wonderland, Casshern Sins, Bleach, Devil may Cry, Inuyasha, Persona 4 the animation, Big Windup, Guin Saga, Hellsing, Black Butler, Medaka Box, Is this a Zombie?, Kayto Hitman Reborn, Baka and Test, Air Gear, Beyblade

Manga: My Boyfriend is a Vampire, Itsuwaribito, Letter Bee, Skip Beat, Betrayal knows my name,

Cartoons: Ben 10, Chaotic, Generator Rex, Detentionaire, Danny Phantom, Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi, Teen Titans, Hot wheels: Battle Force 5, Invader Zim, Code Lyoko, 6Teen, Kirby, Thunder Cats (2011), X men Evolution, Max Steel (Both), SlugTerra, Adventure time, Young Justice, Sonic, Dreamworks Dragons Riders of Berk, My Little Pony Friendship is Magic, Sabrina teenage witch (all series), Shezow, Bee and Puppycat, Steven Universe

Web Series: Red Vs Blue, RWBY,

Games: Kingdom Hearts, Pokemon, Persona, Yugioh GX Tag Force, The Nightmare Before Christmas: Oogie's Revenge, .Hack series, Persona 4,Bully, Bioshock series, Devil May Cry, Dark, Scribblenauts series, Portal, Deponia Trilogy, Dead Space, Halo, Resident Evil, Borderlands 2, Sam & Max sereies, Edna and Harvey series, Starbound, Minecraft, Kickbeat (steam edition), Poker Night at the Inventory 1 & 2, Dishonered, Broken Age, The Night of the Rabbit,

Music: Anime themes & credit songs, adrisaurus- parodies music, dummeh- orchestra and fan sung songs, Pellek,

Sports: hate them all (minus some of the anime of them)

The only storys i read are ones revoling around the main of the origanall story and parings with the following Sena Eyeshield 21, tetio 07 Ghost, Daisuke D N Angel, Luffy One Piece, Petey Bully, Sora Kingdom Hearts you get the picture the main charecter of each Anime/Cartoon/Games or one of the main charecters that is an uke

By the way those of you who want me to update my stories should know that I need to be yelled at to remind me to update my stories

And I'm Kinda lazy so yell at me to remind me to update if i haven't done so in a while

Currently working on: The Truth about Aichi

Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male

Controversial Issues:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile:

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

my daddy so mad?

I wish i were better

I wish i weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home

When mommy does come

I'll try and be nice

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy's back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words

He says it's my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more

I finally get free

And run for the door.

He already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!" , I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin' "THAT WAS FREAK'N AWSOME!"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to berry the body of the person that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run Bitch Run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Will console you when the guy you like turns you down

BEST FRIEND: Will put his picture up on a herpies website and announce it the next day on a mega-speaker to the whole school

FRIENDS: Will Say no when ask them to go to a Yaoi-con

BEST FRIENDS: Will already be dressed as Lavi and already have a Allen outfit for you

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this shit!

If you celebrated when Kurt dumped that worthless good for nothing Blaine Copy and Paste this into your profile and add in what you did

I did Shots of Vodka: Sorrowful Cheshire

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, Faxness-Fan48, An-Jelly-Ca, Emerald Enchantress, AndromedaGabriella, Lady Mia Lily Rose, The-Girl-Who-Loved-Him, Sorrow Cheshire

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

95 of teens are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you are part of the 5 that aren't, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: Twilightwicked5678, Sorrow Cheshire

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tried to communicate with an orange or another fruit/object copy this to your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy & Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

IF Miley Cyrus were standing on top of the Empire State Building, 94 percent of children and teens would be crying their eyes out. Sign and re-post if you'd be part of the 6 percent yelling " JUMP!" evilkat23, Sorrow Cheshire

If you have ever burst into a fit of laughter for no apparent reason (other than some inside joke that no one else in the universe would find funny) copy this onto your profile.

-I have developed a crush on blushing cute boys- Paste this on your profile if you agree!

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile

If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,

it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are,

the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,

but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you can read that please put it in your profile

How are you? I'm f.i.n.e-

Fucked up

Insecure

Neurotic and

Emotional.

I'm F.I.N.E. Thanks for asking

If you think the semi-colon is completely useless, stupid, annoying, and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you absolutely, positively, LOVE Kingdom Hearts, (either one) or Final Fantasy, (any of them) copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Axel LOVES saying 'Got it memorized' just cuz he can, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you saw your favorite yaoi pairing in real life and would chase them down copy this into your profile

If you like seeing your favorite uke in a maids outfit copy this into your profile

If you hate Valentines Day because your single copy this into your profile

If you have ever kicked someone in the shin copy this into your profile

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you LOVE YAOI AND ARE OBSESSED ON AN UNHEALTHY LEVEL copy and paste this into your profile

This is this cat. This is is cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is a cat. This is dumbass cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is forty cat. This is seconds cat. Now go back and read the third word in each sentence from the top.
Pass it on.

Quotes to use in your stories!

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!

I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

When life gives you lemons turn it into grape juice and watch everyone wonder how you did it

Rules are like paperclips, meant to hold things together, easy to bend, and fun to twist out of shape

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Knowledge is power, power corrupts, study hard, be evil

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

Legally, it's questionable; Morally, disgusting; personally, I like it

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy in paste this into your profile if you'd be one of the few that would answer, "where to begin"

There is nothing wrong with any religion, race, sexual orientation, or gender. If you believe in tolerance towards all people, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarassing memories that make you want to just smack yourself copy this into your profile

If you believe in magic, copy and paste this into your profile

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that has stayed loyal to either rock or metal, put this in your profile.

If you dislike yaoi YOU BETTER START RUNNING BITCH

If you think Homework is evil copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate Math copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Opera worship is unhealthy copy and paste this into your profile

98 of teenagers do or have tried pot. If you are part of the 2 that hasn't, copy this into your profile

92 of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it was uncool to breathe. If you are part of the 8 who would be laughing your ass off, copy this into your profile.

If yaoi is like Crack for you copy and paste this into your profile

Mental Hospital Phone Menu

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental
Hospital .

Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2
for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you
want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be
forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little
voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which
number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the
beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have
short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss,
press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our
operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn
on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just
mess it up.

If you ship Pewdiepie x Stephano copy and paste this into your profile

If you think barrels are evil and are out to join the world copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Slender man gives wonderful hugs copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Pewdiepie is hetero please reference to the table above

If you think that Aichi makes Kai's Vanguard stand up copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that Aichi makes Miwa's Vanguard stand up copy and paste this into your profile

If you Melt when you hear Chaoticmonki's (aka Cry's voice) you melt copy and paste this into your profile