Hello People of Earth, I am Haunting Black Roses, Your Maniacal host this Evening, morning, night, Whatever the fuck it is . Enjoy my horrible fanfics or be doomed. oh wait,too late you're already doomed MUAHAHA

age:Why do you care YOU STALKER

birthday: ... February 3... STALKER

gender: Let me see I have tits and a vag, so0o0o0o0o0o0o0o... GASP! I'M A GIRL!

description: i have dark brown hair past my shoulders, pale skin, freckles(ugh), awesome, emo, weird, crazy.

hobbies: drawing/sketching,reading,writing, hurting people,planning doom, being a maniac, cutting myself, dating guys/girls(DEAL WITH IT YOU HOMOPHOBE)

interestin fact: I can change my eye color at will

i will try to update my story as soon as possible and I'm sorry if its so craptastic your brain melts out your ears

Random fan stuffs time

Invader Zim Questionnaire: 20 Q's (Paste this to your profile if you are a IZ Fan)
1. If you could hang out anywhere, where would it be?
I would be in Zims base helping him take over the world!

2. Which IZ Character Would You Date?
Zim and Dib at the same time.

3. Which IZ Character Is Your Best Friend?
Gaz and Tak for the win, with Zim and Dib on the side

4. Which IZ Character Do You Hate?
Keef (That Gay, Rainbow wearin', Freak) , Damn him to the Deepest depths of Hell!

5. Your Favorite IZ Episode?
The nightmare begins that is the episode that changed my life!

6. Your Favorite IZ Character?

ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7. Favorite Almighty Tallest?
all four

8. Zim walks up to you, what do you do?

faint

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?
Zim 'cause he so awesome

10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?
Zim because its probably his fault we're stuck in that mess anyways

11. Zim asked you to help him repopulate Irk...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

Throw Dib at Him

12. Favorite IZ Pairing?

RaPr, ZaTr, ZaGr, TaGr, and GASP! ZADR.

13. You and the Tallest are on the Massive...??

"I WANT MORE DOUGHNUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?
Helping the tallest explode and kill things... and eat doughnuts

15. Favorite IZ Quote?
YOU'RE LYING!

16. Favorite Zim Moment?
All Of them

17. Favorite Dib Moment?
When he defends his big Head

18. Favorite Tallest Moment?
"See? I told you they like lazers..."
"Everything's always lazers with you! I'm telling you, smoke machines would've-- ARGH!" gets shot in they eye with red beam, crowd goes wild
"See?"
and then it happens again later

19. Favorite Gir Moment?
cant. pick. brain. gonna. splode. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH splutter *dies*

20. Favorite Random Moment?
all those times with that little purple kid in "the fry cook from all that space" he reminds me sqee, and also any moment with the chihuahua...MADNESS

pasting shit time

If you want Invader Zim to come back, copy and paste this into your profile and sign your name: xx-A-Little-Birdie-xx, RulerofFire, MyWhiteLady, Invader Nyx, Serentochan, Zim'sMostLoyalServant, Sara Zoe Tigris, Guy Person, JoeMerl, invaderzimfannumber1, InvaderMelissa, Haunting Black Roses

If you know it's only a matter of time were invaded by Irkens, paste this into your profile.

If you think Nickelodeon is blind, deaf, and stupid for canceling Invader Zim, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you watch Invader Zim religiously and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Invader Zim should kick Sponge Bob's yellow square butt post this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with Invader Zim, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever fallen in love with a cartoon character copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.

If you would rather talk about Jhonen's latest comic then whos cheating on who, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

I have a bloody mind. If you also have a bloody/gory/murderous mind, paste this in your profile!

If you noticed that the human race laughs at our own kind in pain and suffering, and are too self absorbed, and we will only cause more wars, causing the human race to be the cause of our own downfall, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're a human that thinks humans in general are stupid, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile.

If you have a lot of fanfic ideas in your head but are unable to bring yourself to write them, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have yet to learn the meaning of life, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think your hand is a better canvas than the piece of paper right in front of you, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that there is such a thing as the paranormal, copy this and paste it into your profile

985 of authors put copy and paste stuff in their profile. If your the 2 who doesn't copy and paste this... wait...

98% percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. (Okay, that statistic is probably BS. But I'm still in the non-druggie percentage, so...yeah.)

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

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If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, Sammi, Nukagirl, Wolfy the Ironic Ninja, F. D. Tamms CrazyGirl99, Scarlet Masquerade, theatrical-expressions, JoeMerl,invaderzimfannumber1, Azugirl-Melissa, Haunting Black Roses( I dont leave my room anymore)

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If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

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If you get a kick out of explosions, put this in your profile.

If you feel that half your day is spent being bored copy this onto your profile. (Actually most of that time is spent in la-la land...)

If you have ever gotten a song stuck in your head that you only know a few words to, and then gotten so fed up that you looked the lyrics up online just so that you could have something else stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting stuff into one's profile is completely pointless, yet do it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

Do you like waffles? Do you like pancakes? Do you like french toast? If you can't wait to get a mouthful, copy and paste this in your profile

If random people scare you, DON'T copy and paste this in your profile. If you ARE a random person but you still scare yourself sometimes, then you CAN copy and paste this in your profile. If this doesn't make any sense to you, copy and paste this in your profile and see an eye doctor.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

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98 PERCENT OF THE TEENAGE POPULATION DRINKS OR HAS BEEN AROUND ALCOHOL. PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE IF YOU LIKE BAGELS

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile

If you already have a gajillion of these "copy this into your profile" things, copy this into your profile.

If you think the Coco Puffs bird should blow up for going Cucuo for Coco Puffs, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those kids in the Lucky Charms commercial just need to get their own damn cereal instead of chasing a little leprachaun all over the place for it then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugarhigh,copy this into profile.

If you or your best friend(s) is insane,copy this to your profile

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If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you managed to copy and paste to many things, then copy and paste this into your profile

Wierd is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Wierd is the same as different,which is the same as unique, so wierd is good. If you are wierd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.

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If you think the government has covered up the existence of extraterrestrials, paste this into your profile

If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

No one's perfect. If you know and like that your not perfect, Copy this to your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, geez!

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17 Things to do when you're in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!", or "I choose YOU, PIKACHU!!"

16. Have a friend push you down the aisle in a shopping cart as you yell "THE REDNECKS ARE COMING! THE REDNECKS ARE COMING!"

17. Shout at the top of your lungs "WALDEMORT IS TAKING OVER!" and count how many people turn to look at you.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

DO NOT READ THIS NEXT LITTLE PART OR YOU WILL REGRET IT DIRELY!! (Especially if you have no true profile!) :O

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Hehehehe...

(Can't say I didn't warn ya...)

On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".
(And that would be how?)

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".
(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".
(Too late! You lose!)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought... what?...)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".
(But wouldn't that save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".
(...thanks for the warning?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".
(As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use".
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".
("WHAT" spits nuts out and looks at them weird "no wonder they didnt taste like pinapples)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".
(aww, but i was going to through them at people)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly

(while running of a cliff "WAIT! WHAT?!)

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. (done it)

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.(been did)

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.(did it)

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.(do it all the time)

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.(always)

12. Sing Along At The Opera.(been done)

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.(of course)

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'(got weird looks)

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.(just did)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.(im Bi,deal with it and get over yourself)
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bastard.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.( i would if i had hair dye)
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... (bold applies to me)

-You talk to yourself alot.

-You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

-When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

-After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

-You live off of sugar and caffeine.

-People think you're insane.

-You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then disappear off the face of the earth the next.

-Your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

-When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

-No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

-The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

-Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

-People think you have A.D.D.

-You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

-You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. (ZIM STYLE!)

-You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason

-Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

-And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

If you are addicted to fan fiction, copy and paste this to your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. XD

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can't stop putting these things on your profile, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you think that there is such a thing as the paranormal, copy this and paste it into your profile.

IF YOU HAVE EVER NOT READ A STORY BECAUSE IT HAD A BAD TITLE, BUT THEN WENT TO READ IT BECAUSE YOU WERE BORED, AND FOUND IT WAS AWESOME, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

You know it's a bad day when you roll off the bed... and miss the floor.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same.

I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me?

Did you know sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?

If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

You know you live in 2010 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screen name or MySpace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice there was no number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

- YOUR GUY SIDE -

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.
Total:17

- YOUR GIRL SIDE -

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner (I'm Emo).
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mum for advice.
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colors.
You hate wearing the colour black.
You like hanging out at the shopping centre.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewellery.
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower and get dressed.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.(If cutting off all their hair, and then ripping off their heads count, then sure!)
Like being the star of every thing.
Total:8

The "You no like, you no read" club: If you believe that people who don't like someone's story should simply not read it instead of posting cruel and hateful reviews, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Alicia's Purple Velvet Purse, changelingchild, crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura, cherryredblossom,BLOSSOMHEARTXOXO, Kagome-Loves-Kouga, Jessica01, Jidt, Horseluvr14, I'mdancinonthefloorforacartoon, Invader Rose,

Pirates are cool. The color blue reminds me of chocolate and snow. if two gooses are geese, would two mooses be meese? and if two foots are feet, wouldn't it be two feetball? walrus! AHAHAHAHA!! LUKE I AM YOUR FATHA!! i hate lacrosse. don't ask why. i want some toast. DO THE BARTMAN! SHOOBUS MY WOOBUS and SHOOP DA WOOP, baby! BADA BOOM BADA BAM!I have PET TOAST *twitch*! if you are random, copy and paste this, then add something random of your own

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Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge .

Mommy, I was a good , I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big , I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

Its ok to cry, I cried, so can you

If you almost cryed while you read this copy this to your profile, and add your name to the list; Mysterious Miracle, Ghostkit, Mist Lionshade, SkelexTheDarkAvenger, MischievousWolfofTwilight, Silver Winged Ninja Seraphim , Kamon Peach Fox, H-bomber,Invader Rose

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Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile

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I got this off of some ones profile,read it and cry, if you don’t you have no soul

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

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Today you called me ugly.

Today you called me lame.

Today you said I'm evil.

Today you shunned my name.

Today you said good-morning.

Then said I looked like a beast.

You meant it in a harmful way.

Then said you loved me least.

Today you asked, "How dare you?"

Then shoved it down my throat--

How monsterous you think I am.

Why am I such a dope?

Today I sat in my bedroom.

Alone and oh so scared.

I wondered: If I died,

Would anybody care?

Nobody ever wanted me

This I surely know.

They all think I'm ugly.

Because you told me so.

Today my sadness left me.

Today I realized.

Today I found my home.

Today I escaped your lies.

Today I'm sleeping peacefully.

I'm wrapped in Jesus' arms.

Today I wore a smile.

I'm away from all your harm.

Today I watched the Earth.

As you spent the whole day lying.

Telling them you missed me so.

While you falsely started crying.

I know that you don't miss me.

You wanted me to die.

Mother, Father, my dear lover--

This is my good-bye.

Every day, mental abuse claims the lives of teens everywhere. This kind of abuse is the cause of most suicides in teenagers. Mental abuse usually comes from those who you love the most: mothers; fathers; boyfriends; girlfriends. To be abused mentally is to be constantly insulted or critiqued by an individual, and has an enormous effect on one's self-esteem. It is usually caused by one's parents or lover telling the victim harmful stuff, like that they are very un-attractive, or that they are stupid and such. Even though this is one of the deadliest types of abuse, it is rarely emphasised on. Help spread the word and put a stop to this cruel abuse. Copy and paste this on your profile if you are against mental abuse.

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About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone that she fell...and they believed them.

THEY HURT HER

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post but didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

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On December 24th, 2006 at 8:00 in the morning, a 14-year-old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his e-mails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into his Yahoo e-mail account. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't send a chain letter about a little girl who kills you in your sleep with no natural cause of death. This is the e-mail she read: My name is Ofelia Heras. I'm 16 years old. I'm a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me you'll die immediately. You have 900 seconds to repost this onto your profile or I will visit you tonight.