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Broken Promises by poisonedbirth reviews
Bella Swan has been traumatized by her own parents. She can't trust anyone, she's exhiled herself completely. She hopes for a fresh starts at college, but what happens when she meets the handsome also troubled Edward Cullen at college? DARK.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 83,940 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Complete
Drive Me Wild by DETaylor reviews
History Professor Edward has been pining away for his sweet, smart, beautiful student. When she lets her inner vixen out to play, will he be able to resist?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,539 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Comes With The Wind by surfgirl1 reviews
The Hale twins and Dr. Cullen's son hang out all the time, but they all want something more; to fall in love. Then the Swan family moves to town. What happens when you add skateboarding, baseball, boys, and high school drama? High School: Extreme Edition.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,917 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It's You by Sparkly Jul reviews
Who knew running in the park could be so hot?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,321 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fruitcake by Wonderkin reviews
One-shot for the FML Contest. Poor Edward. His family thinks he's gay, and gives him a fruitcake at Christmas to symbolically let him know that they're okay with it. The trouble? He's straight. ExB. AH. Oh, boy. Link to the contest in the story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,123 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Never say never by jemster23 reviews
Entry for The Cherry Exchange 2010 contest.For as long as she can remember, Bella has secretly been in love with her best friend,Edward. Convinced that he would never return her feelings, she kept quiet, but as the saying goes, you can never say never.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,421 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kiss My Ass by Cookie Monster 16 reviews
Bella Swan, is teased everday for not fitting in. Edward Cullen, is the popular Jock who makes her life miserable. Bella leaves only to come back years later hotter than ever. Will she forgive Edward or turn the tables and make his life a living hell. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,734 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Lobster and the Yank by Sierra Sitruc reviews
AH. Sometimes you have adventures. Sometimes you have misadventures – like when your bus breaks down in the middle of the Egyptian desert. I guess the hot British guy will have to entertain you in the mean time. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,751 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Tales of a Charming TruckNapper by Mk Marie reviews
Edward makes one memorable first impression! "Stop listening to my music, get off my cell phone, and bring back my truck!" I seethed. "Now!" Are first impressions really the most important? Let's hope not. AU-HUMAN. OOC. All canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,368 - Reviews: 5783 - Favs: 3,347 - Follows: 1,537 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Make My Dreams Come True by ashel-13 reviews
SEQUEL TO MLOONAA! Join Bella, Edward, and the gang as they reunite during college for breaks! Fun, Fluff, Lemons, and of course DTE! OOC, AU, and All Human. Please read Making Love Out Of Nothing At All first!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 3868 - Favs: 2,240 - Follows: 2,205 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 5/22/2009
The Birthday Gift by lilysspace reviews
On Bella's 18th birthday, the Cullens and Hales have gathered to celebrate. However a poorly planned gift from her best friend threatens to ruin her evening. AH, AU I guess . Really, only rated T as a safety precaution due to some choice language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,245 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
From Compromise to Consummation by TWBB reviews
Edward says that Bella's blood no longer made him feel the urge to kill her and was able to resist it even when it was fresh and flowing. But what if her blood made him feel other urges? Set during Ch. 20 of Eclipse and uses some dialog from the chapter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,909 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Delayed Gratification by TWBB reviews
What if Edward did decide to lure her into the forest after that first biology class, after all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,062 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bus Rider by katrinka612 reviews
He's not a snob. He can ride the bus like everyone else. Well, maybe not. But he'll do it for the chance to be near the beautiful stranger every day. AH one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11480 - Favs: 11,907 - Follows: 6,022 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Burning The Edges by gangsterdorothy reviews
Bella is an anti-social pyro with a colorful personality. However, she soon begins to make friends, face enemies, learn what her family means, and finds out some things she never knew she was missing in her life. AH, AU, OOC mostly for Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 148,451 - Reviews: 1034 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edwards misery, Bellas destiny by I Am The Sparkly Vampire reviews
Bella's gone missing and the cullens are distraught, they're all confused as to where shes gone. Edward seeps into a deep depression, wandering weather he will ever be reunited with Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,908 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Rosalie, Carlisle - Complete
A Breath of Fresh Air by Lady Eleanora reviews
One-shot. AH, OOC. ExB pairing. It was based off a Mentos Gum commercial that was repeatedly on my TV. Rated "T" for a suggestive lime - ignore the "M" rating in the story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,980 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Beautiful Boy by Snow.and.Roses.24 reviews
Bella Swan's best friend, geeky Edward Cullen comes to her one night, broken and so close to giving up that he's gone to desperate and heartbreaking measures to try to find a way out. Can she fix him? A/H Geekward. Give it a shot?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,496 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lady of the Night by SweetVenom69 reviews
Edward tries to find a way to relax before a big job interview the following morning and finds himself in the clutches of a "lady of the night"...or does he?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,988 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ever So Slightly Broken by sammy169 reviews
When Phil kills Bella's mother, she knows it's time to get out. She goes to Forks to stay with her father Charlie Swan. She thinks she has left all the danger behind, she would be wrong. B/E **NOT ALL HUMAN!** T for abuse, mentions of rape and language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 47,678 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Blind Love in A Minor by CheapMonday reviews
Bella Swan is a blind girl who is content with her state of blindness. She has never seen herself in a mirror before and does not know the tingling sensation, also known as love. Until she lands in Forks and meets a certain musician, Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 96,752 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hold me, please by Frenzy In Delirium reviews
Hold me, please." And so she did, all night. Never questioning the reason why I was there. She just held me. One-shot. BellaXEdward OOC AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Chronicles of Closet Twihards: Episode I by imperial violets reviews
Episode I: Masturbating With Popsicles. A twihard. Robert Pattinson. The Vamp. Need we say more! Episode II now up! Find it in my stories. The Chronicles of Closet Twihards will return in Episode III: Searching for Bobby Dupea.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Edward - Complete
I'm Not Leaving by Loulabelle reviews
ONE-SHOT! Bella is in a car accident and hurt bad. Which sexy EMT is on the scene first? You guessed it...Edward. A short, well not really, piece about one of our favourite couples. ALL HUMAN! READ&REVIEW! REALLY GOOD!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,463 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The End by i.heart.the.doctor reviews
Halloween was meant to be a quiet night in with his favourite people and a few moives. He didn't realise everything would end. AU AH Entry for Haunted Twilight Challenge
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,316 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
If Love Could Light a Candle by Pastiche Pen reviews
Edward Cullen: telepath, vampire, and psychologist. When a new patient ignites unfamiliar feelings in his soul, can he reconcile his past with his future? A la Midnight Sun. Warnings: Violence, lots of character death, and the usual. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 112,620 - Reviews: 2916 - Favs: 3,405 - Follows: 1,634 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Acclimation Diaries by booboo.kitty2.0 reviews
All told from EPOV, The Acclimation Diaries chronicles Edward’s struggles with learning control & taking things 1 step at a time as he acclimates to Bella sexually in prep of their impending wedding night. Can he keep his desire in check or will his snap?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,700 - Reviews: 1144 - Favs: 1,493 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Learning To Trust by Llamalicious Twi-Hards reviews
Sequel to Dont Touch Me. Bella is having a hard time transitioning to normalcy and having an overprotective boyfriend and bother arent helping any. Will Bella ever get over her past or will it have a new way to creep back into her life?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,183 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Forever Gone by Vanwa Lullaby reviews
One-shot. I raised the gun with a shaking hand to my chest, right over where my heart should be. I brought it right up to my chest so that it was pushing into my ribs.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sunrise by princess sana reviews
Bella is a vampire...Edward is a human...this changes things a bit but one thing will never change...their epic romance
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,978 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Destiny by KACULLEN reviews
What would happen if Bella was changed into a vampire right before she moved to Forks. Will she hate what she becomes or will she relize she was destined for this life?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 49,212 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Someday, You'll Know How I Feel by Secret Hate of Indecision reviews
AH: Sequel to YAMTLY. Edward's on the road to fame. Bella's on the road to fortune. Can these two deal with love and loss while trying to survive the real world? More importantly, can their relationship stay intact, or will everything fall to pieces? R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,075 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
Stay by crimsonmarie reviews
As an actor, Edward Cullen is surrounded by people that he couldn't really care less about. What happens when he buys a house in the middle of nowhere and meets his new neighbors? AH, AU, ExB, rated M for future chapters and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 276,486 - Reviews: 5769 - Favs: 8,907 - Follows: 3,263 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Brothers to hold and shinning lights by XxXGreeneyesxXx reviews
Bella is the youngest in her family. With 4 older bros and her dead mom she moves away for school. BUt now she's back but how will her brothers take it and is there hope for Bella's love life?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,921 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dont touch me by Llamalicious Twi-Hards reviews
Bella and her mom are abused by Phil, but when her mom leaves, Phil kicks her out and she has no choice but to live with Charile and her half brother, Emmett. But will she adjust to the new life or will her old life come back to haunt her. R&R please
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 65,408 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Phil - Complete
You Asked Me to Love You by Secret Hate of Indecision reviews
AH/AU. Rosalie and Bella Swan are new at Central Parkway Boarding School. While Rosalie gains instant attention, Bella struggles to fit in. She later meets Edward and Alice, siblings who have a precarious past. Can she find love through all the drama? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 118,524 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11745 - Favs: 8,826 - Follows: 2,716 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
This I Swear by OliviaJane reviews
With the wedding only a day behind them, Edward and Bella make little effort to remove themselves from their honeymoon bed. Come along as they ponder moments in their lives that lead them to this very moment. AU, AH, OOC. Project Series #3. Award Nominee.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 101,587 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hardships in Life by crazylove95 reviews
Name; Bella Swan. Age; 17. Condition; Pregnant. Status; Heartbroken. See how Bella deals with her pregnancy and facing the man who wanted nothing to do with her. Watch as the the events unfold and change everyones lives. For good. 1st story. Sum. Inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 34,871 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Fairytale Ending by Miss Fairytale reviews
Everyone is obsessed with Edward Cullen, everyone except Bella, the girl he's obssesed with. But Jacob's sick of standing in Edward's shadow, and stealing the one thing Edward has ever really wanted seems to be just the thing to stand in the spotlight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 44,427 - Reviews: 2411 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Put A Spell On You by ashel-13 reviews
All Human oneshot. Bella has just moved from Phoenix to Forks where she is invited to her first ever Halloween party. But when she arrives, there is much more that catches her attention than she ever thought. Happy Halloween to all us Twerds out there!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,239 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 107 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Complete
Choices by vjd reviews
My mother was my best friend, and I didn’t want to leave her, but I had to protect her from seeing me at the end. I wanted her to remember me how I was now, not a shell of the person I had once been. I was moving to Forks to start over for the last time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 67,313 - Reviews: 1148 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Complete