Greetings, all. I am in every sense your typical fanfiction writer: hopeless escapist, semi obsessive-compulsive reader, and the despair of my psychologist. I love books in general, with the exception of most modern American writers (although, of course, I am ono.) Twilight is a franchise which I have sampled and dismissed as perfect nonsense. Harry Potter, on the other hand, composes the part of my life not immersed in schoolwork (which is most, as freshman year is really a big joke.) My age will remain vague (I was born somewhere between 500 B.C.E. and 2014 C.E,) as will my weight (-15kg