hahaha oh gOD THIS PROFILE IS BULLSHIT I'M CHANGING IT LATER

My name is Lilly and I am fourteen years of age.

Thanks for visiting my profile!

You are hereby obliged to read EVERYTHING on here.

WORD. FOR. FREAKING. WORD.

Nahhh I'm kidding. :)

BUT ON ANOTHER NOTE.

I live in America... but I wish I lived in Canada. They have the best cartoons and maple syrup and stuff.

And little moosies :3

My favorite subjects are Art, Math (nerd :B), Choir (even though I sound like a dying whale... sweet), and Theatre (ok, so i don't necessarily TAKE Theatre, but I do like acting...), and English... I guess...

I like shows such as Glee, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Total Drama, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (You sit there and tell me you are NOT addicted), Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt, Scrubs, iCarly, Victorious, American Idol, Tosh.0, How I Met You Mother, The Office, Teen Titans (sometimes...), and things of that nature :)

OH GUESS WHAT?
You can find me on DeviantArt. But I don't go on much anymore 'cause of viruses and such :( Buttt, once I get my BRAND-SPANKIN'-NEW SCANNER set up, I'm gonna be on a helluva lot more :)
Over in the magical world of DA, I am known as avatarfreak11

Wellll, I guess that's it :)

SURVEYTIMEWOOT.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. Quote it. Now!

“No other of my ancestors showed any artistic learnings whatever: generation after generation of captains, clergymen, sailors, squirelings (lol), with only a uniform lack of distinction and a marked penchant for gambling, and losing, to characterize them.” – The Magus by John Fowles

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What's there?

Airrr

3. What is the last thing you watched on T.V.

American Idol

4. Without looking, guess what time it is

3:22 p.m.

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

3:30 p.m.

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Strut by Adam Lambert :3

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Walking home from school.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Music Videosss

9. What are you wearing?

…hurrhurr ;)”

But seriously… an off the shoulder top with hands making a heart with other hearts with the word “love” repeating over and over, with jeans.

10. Did you dream last night?

Yeah... I don’t want to talk about it :/ (note to self… don’t drink a week old Sunny D before bed. That shit is FUCKED UP MANNN.)

11:When did you last laugh?

The lunch table :)

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Brown, artwork from when I was like… six, and Japanese artwork.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

An animated Nicolas Cage ranting about his last piece of chocolate cake. Win.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Fun but long.

That’s what she said.

Yes, I know, that is so two years ago.

But I don’t care.

15. What is the last film you saw?

SCOTT PILGRIM VS. THE WORLD. THE GAY ROOMATE IS SOOO NOAH.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

YOU.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.

I have brown hair. Betcha didn’t know THATTT.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

HELP THE ENVIRONMENT :D

19. Do you like to dance?

I’m in the square-dancing unit right now in gym, so I REALLY don’t want to talk about that right now c

20. George Bush:

He knows something you don’t know.

22. What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?

You wanna play some poker? (C’mon, you would TOTALLY play poker with God if you had the chance!)

Here's a game: take a drink every time Stephanie Meyer uses some elaborate adjective to describe Edward. You'll be in the hospital by chapter seven.

You know what’s fun?

Breaking up with random strangers in the grocery store and making a huge melodramatic scene out of it.

Bonus points if you do it and their S.O. happens to be there.

Double Bonus points if you get yourself escorted off the premises.

HELL. YES.

Total Drama:

1. Cody

2. Noah

3. Sierra

4. Gwen

5. Duncan

6. Eva

7. Sadie

8. Zeke

9. Tyler

10. Izzy

11. Lindsay

12. Harold

1. Have you ever read a (6)/ (11) fic? Do you want to?

No and Noooo D: Well…maybe as friends?

2. Do you think (4) is hot? How hot?

Yes, but in a non-lesbian kinda way…

3. What would happen if (12) got (8) pregnant?

Maybe previously being a zombie can result in male pregnancy??? Meh, who needs logic anyways?

4. Can you recall any fics about (9)?

Kind of?

5. Would (2) and (6) make a good couple?

HELL YES BITCHES (OTP)

6. (5)/ (9) or (5)/(10)? Why?

(5)/(10) ‘cause it’s adorable :3 Pyro luvvv

7. What would happen if (7) walked in on (2) and (12) making out?

FANGURLSQUEALZ

8. Make up a summary for a (3)/(10) fic.

Asylum fic…eh he he :D

9. Is there any such thing as (1)/(8) fluff?

THERE SHOULD BE DAMMIT.

10. Suggest a title for a (7)/(12 AND BY TWELVE I MEAN ALEJANDRO) hurt/comfort fic.

“Stuck in the Shadows;” It’d be about how Sadie is in Katie’s shadow, since everyone seems to think Katie’s the smarter and prettier friend, and Alejandro is in José’s shadow, since apparently José’s better at everything than Alejandro is. (I’m such a cheater :D )

11. If you wrote a Song-fic about (8), what song would you choose?

IMMA LOSER BABAYYY, SO WHY DON’T YA KILL MEEE??? :DDD

12. If you wrote a (1)/(6)/(12) fic, what would the warning be?

Mature. durhurr :B

13. When was the last time you read a fic about (5)?

Last weekk

14. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (6).

Cody and Sadie are in a happy relationship until Tyler runs off with Gwen. Cody, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Lindsay (O.o) and a brief unhappy affair with Harold, then follows the wise advice of Duncan and finds true love with Eva. (XD)

15. How would you feel if (7)/(8) was canon?

Mmmmpossibly… I prefer SadiexTrent. (Don’t judge me, for I’ve seen weirder…Creeps.)

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1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)

Lillizzle (HOH SHYT)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):

Orange Zebra (Private Eye…)

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name):

Claudia Birch

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):

Busclper

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):

Pink Mountain Dew (whut)

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of your dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name):

Lsalohn

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name):

Susan

SIX PAIRINGS I LIKE:
1. Sierra/Cody
2. Duncan/Gwen
3. Eva/Noah
4. Tyler/Lindsay
5. Sadie/Trent
6. Owen/Izzy

THREE SHIPS I'VE ABANDONED:
7. --
8. Izzy/Noah
9. Ezekiel/Bridgette

THREE SHIPS I'VE NEVER LIKED:
10. Courtney/Duncan
11. Bridgette/Alejandro
12. Noah/Katie

TWO SHIPS THAT HAVE PIQUED MY INTEREST:
13. Ezekiel/Courtney

14. Sadie/Trent

QUESTION TIME.

1. Why do you dislike #11 so much?
‘CUZ BRIDGETTE AND GEOFF ARE PERFECT. NYAHHHH.

2. Who do you know that ships #13?
I don’t think anyone (YAY I’M SPECIAL :D).

3. What would be your ideal scenario for couple #3?
Anything really.

4. What is your favorite moment for #1?

“I like it when you’re bossy :)” *cheekkiss*

5. How long have you been following couple #6?
Pretty much the entire series. They’re just SO FREAKIN’ CUTE :DD

6. What's the story with #8? What made you stop caring?.

I used to think it was okay…but then I read some fics and they were both really OOC which irks me :/ Plus, I just don’t think it would work out. Izzy’s a little too crazy for Noah…

7. Which ship do you prefer--#2 or #4?
Gahh..I ADORE both :( But I gotta say twooo.

8. You have the power to make one ship non-existent. Choose from #10 or #12.

TENNN. I’m sorry, but these two just don’t work for me. At all.

9. What interests you about #14?

I don’t know. Sadie’s just so adorable and Trent is just…so adorable :3 It’s one of those ships that you just think about and you’re like “whoa…THAT COULD TOTALLY WORK!!! :DDD” Well, at least for me…

10. When did you stop liking #7?

La Di Diddily Doo Di Doot Da Doo Dooooo

11. Did your waning interest in #9 kill your interest in the series?
Nah. They weren’t really a huge part of the storyline anyways.

12. What's a song that reminds you of #5?
Where the Road Meets the Sun by Katie Herzig and Matthew Perryman. I have this weird theory that Sadie plays the guitar (must be the crack. jk. but seriously. whut?)

13. Which of these ships do you love the most right now?
It changes all the time. But right now it’s gotta be Nova :DD

14. Which do you dislike the most?
Duncaney. I’m sorry. I just…don’t like it…But I have nothing against the fans :)

15. If you could have any of these pairings double date, who would they be?
Eva/Noah and Tyler/Lindsay. ‘Cuz Nova would be annoyed as FUCK xDD

16. Have #2 kissed yet? Elaborate if yes.
They did. Twice. I squealed like the twins.

17. Did #4 have a happy ending? Do you think one is likely?
It’s unclear, since she was obsessing over Alewhatthefuck (don’t worry; I love him to death xD) in the finale, but I think they’re good :)

18. What would make you start shipping #13?
IF COURTNEY WORE HIS HAT. OH YES.

19. If only one of TWO could happen, which would you prefer--#2 or #6?
In SOME countries, ONE is the SAME as two.

So both.

20. You have the power to decide the fate of #10. What happens to them?
THEY ALREADY BROKE UP. MWAHAHAHAAA.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo's
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER

The Sountrack of My Liiffeee

Opening credits: New Soul by Yael Naïm

Waking up: Brand New Day by Tim Myers featuring Lindsay Ray

Walking: You Make My Dreams Come True by Hall and Oates

First day of school: Homecoming by Hey Monday

Falling in love: Us by Regina Spektor

Fighting: Letterbomb by Green Day

Breaking up: Scars by Allison Iraheta

Driving: Candle (Sick and Tired) by The White Tie Affair/Life Is A Highway by Rascal Flatts

Flashback: Fix You by The Offspring

Mental Breakdown: Fences by Paramore

Getting back together: Across the Universe covered by Rufus Wainwright

Prom Night: Drops of Jupiter by Train

Wedding: Beloved by Tenth Avenue North

Birth of a child: Only Hope by Mandy Moore

Final battle: Famous Last Words by My Chemical Romance

Death scene: Good Riddance (Time of Your Life) by Green Day

Funeral: 100 Years by Five For Fighting

End credits: S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W by My Chemical Romance

I missed the directions… apparently these are supposed to be random… whupps ._.

Friends are the bacon bits in the salad bowl of life