UPDATE MOST LIKELY TO HAPPEN NEXT (Legit): Run: .GIFocalypse Rebooted, Chapter 1 Part 2. Might be named "Pines Vs Trees" again. I'll try to have it out by the anniversary of "Soos and the Real Girl," but at the same time I'm thinking of toning down on "meme dates." Yes, this is mostly because the Hiveswap team made the same move. (Straying away from "hype for 6/12, 10/25, 11/11," etc. Except maybe 4/13 since that's when the Epilogues dropped, I don't know.)

UPDATE MOST LIKELY TO HAPPEN NEXT: Possibly new Journals of Wisdom, Power, and Courage Chapter 2.

RANDOM FUTURE "LEAK" (It's not a real leak if it's told by the very same creator of the story, is it?): I hope you like Bayonetta because the new TJOWPAC might be referencing that a lot. On a kinda-sorta related note, yes, Soos will still spend most of that story naked. No, he will not weave an outfit from his hair, but that's just about the only Bayonetta-ish thing he won't do.

Good afternoon.

For future reference and this should go without saying, please do not visit any locations or "suspicious" coordinates mentioned in my fan fiction. I'm not an ARG-guy. There's nothing there. This mostly pertains to Run: .GIFocalypse.

"Wow did you die or something? Why isn't this anywhere near as active as it was... pretty much since HUC up to around 2017-ish." No I didn't die, it's just that lately (but this is probably going to change as I'm thinking of getting back in to some ideas) been a little more focused on my Fictionpress stories. Go to my Fictionpress account and you'll see that I'm far more active there. At first, a bulk of my effort was placed in to Ordinarily United (NSFW), but then I kind of... felt like I wrote myself in to a corner, so I put it on hiatus while I started to work way more on _Roy (also NSFW, but probably relatively more worksafe than OU since there, at least, isn't any body horror or violence, which OU has). Also on Steve Buhvillen's Intriguing Group (which in of itself is partly NSFW, albeit more due to violence, but as of now it's not that violent that often.)

...Boy is this profile kind of cringe-worthy as it stands. (And my stories are mostly updating faster than my profile. When I actually started filling this out around my "Total Zeksmit/Hecksing Ulumate Crconikals era," it was the other way around.) Soon I'll look through the whole thing again. I might get rid of a lot. Just maybe skip to the list of the update progress on my stories and ignore everything else. Even the links, they don't work. EDIT: As of January 15th (2017, but maybe I'll get to it on 2018 as well), I've begun removing some of the cringier ideas that probably won't be going anywhere anytime soon. Didn't get to see what Temples was supposed to be? Too bad, you'll have to wait until I hide it off on Tumblr and try to never talk about it again. Considering Escape From Fanservice Island, I think you'll understand that my standards are already pretty low in the first place. Anyway, I would recommend just reading up to the list of works until you see stuff that isn't published, then skip straight down to the stories. Or, better yet, click "hide bio" right away. This is still very much under-construction-y.

It is especially under construction since I finally addressed this glitch that screwed up bulleted lists and bunched them together as big underlined blocks. Basically I'm just taking advantage of that to motivate myself to remove stupid ranty stuff. I already took a pretty big chainsaw to this page. If you want to see the old version prior to fixing all the lists with the underline glitches... for archive's sake I put it on my computer, so I might find some offsite place to throw that on as a hall of shame a long time later. Or I'm just gonna guess that there's someone who finds this "cringey" enough to document it all for drama or whatever, I don't really know because I don't follow Internet drama unless it's something about the downfall of a big name. Jokes on anyone who documents my stuff, though, because they're willingly putting themselves through my awful writing.

Oh, and all of the length is me explaining stuff. I don't put any of that copy-paste meme thing you would see on some other profiles. I personally think that this fact makes this profile less impressive, not more, because of how much junk I put in it.

If you've been reading this for a bit/following me a little you might notice that this has been slowing down a bit, relatively. It's kind of a ghost town. Well, blame Ordinarily United for that (I mean I did start publishing Steve Buhvillen's Intriguing Group two months prior but that's not really enough to "hurt" my update rate here), since I started it and found myself liking it way more than I thought (I thought I would eventually regard it as bad "filler" and put more focus on IG but it ended up being the other way around), and while IG is pretty stupid and just my own self-waifu stuff I like it so much that for now at least, most of my focus is going to Fictionpress. So, I update that more. I even have my list of "cycling" avatars there. Although I'll probably drop that gimmick after one last rotation and maybe "settle" on a "permanent" avatar, changing if I want to rather than because Champion Rag Man killed me on the first floor of the Binding of Isaac daily.

Let me start this out by saying that I do not do drugs. Many of my ideas just come from... well, they're usually inspired by something. My later stories less so. But most of the time I go through with them because I don't find anything else like the concept anywhere in the fanbase, and if I do it's usually either hiatus'ed before it really takes off or... not... exactly... satisfactory.

I have written some info on my TV Tropes and Wikipedia pages. Original fiction is at my Fictionpress right here. This page is going to be for my fan fiction stuff, while I plan on remaking the other two to be more of a typical user page. I have (mostly) already done this with my TV Tropes page. But those two pages aren't completely useless! I have two "Unpublished Works" pages for my fan fics on TV Tropes and a trope page for TZP, and I do have a tiny bit of (very spoilery, but it's mostly SBIG and stuff) information on my Wikipedia sandbox.

If you're "overwhelmed" by my stories (understandable), don't want to read through the entire profile (even more understandable, I hate looking through this too, some of the stuff that was burried from years ago is so cringe-worthy now), and have no idea where to start, I'll give a few self-recommendations. If you want to start with the "SBIG" series, I'd actually suggest Hecksing Ulumate Crconikals if you want a "good first impression," or you could be boring and start in publish-order with The Eds' EDventure and Zombie Attack! (And then HUC comes after those, publish-wise). I would not recommend starting my original stories in publish order, because Total Drama World Tour Rewrite, even with its remake, is still kind of garbage IMO. It's just garbage on purpose. I would recommend run:gifocalypse as the "highlight" of my non-joke fan fiction, and it's also a good start for my "element lore." In general, I'd say that both "SBIG" and not-"SBIG," my writing's probably at its relative highest for my Gravity Falls fics, while it's at the lowest for my Homestuck ones (Bl:oodswap as the potential exception). Like, my HS stuff is so bad that if you print out of one them, draw a pentagram from blood, and put the story in the middle, you could probably summon something evil. (But don't do that, seriously. Don't do anything with real blood. Red paint? Knock yourself out as long as you don't get high off of it.)

My Tumblr page, which is currently primarly about my fanworks, can be found here. Be forewarned in that, as of the ending of Hecksing Ulumate Crconikals's part of the Great Typo Cleanup, there will be uncovered butts of either gender on that. EDIT: If the link isn't working (for some reason none of the links here seemed to work for a period of time), my main Tumblr is great-pikmin-fan. I have an opinion-themed sideblog called gray-pikmin-fan (if anyone thinks it's great material for riffing me, don't get too excited: I rarely add anything to that), and something called 361-bios, which is centered around one of the two sort-of reincarnations of 360 Degree Duck, an original story on fictionpress I started but then kind of lost interest in. The other one... actually, update, there might be several now.

Basically 361-bios is just a ripoff of Wonderful 101's member file thing, covering a bunch of minor members that make up the team and also having some brief profiles of the main thirteen focus protagonists of note there. It might lead to something big, it might not, honestly there's a very small chance that I might not use those characters again... I said that it was one of two possible new incarnations of the 360. The other... I'm getting ahead of myself.

ANYWAY, some basics about me. I consider myself an optimist, although I'm not quite sure if I completely fit in with the definition. When it comes to what I write and what I like, I guess I could be considered something of a manchild. I am kind of obsessed with making stories over-the-top with escalation in some way, needlessly complex (the more world building and side characters, the better), and full of attractive women that don't like clothes. Yet I'm not that fond of "superhero movies." (Quotes because I'm being a little broad here...) I actually do like romance some times, as long as it feels natural and isn't some dragged-on back-and-forth drama plot. I generally like upbeat stuff that takes itself at least somewhat seriously, and have a low tolerance for cliches and unoriginality. I'm also kind of stubborn when it comes to getting in to something new, which usually results in me setting rock-bottom expectations, which usually results in something I try out actually meeting those expectations and ending up liking the series. (I thought Gurren Lagann and Gravity Falls were going to be overpraised crap before I got in to them, and now I can barely stop shoving them in to everything. On the other hand I thought Star Vs the Forces of Evil sounded like something I would really like but I gave it a few episodes and kind of put it on hold because it didn't really hook me in like those other creator-driven shows it's often compared to did (I don't think it's even remotely bad by any means, just not my sort of thing). On the third hand I thought Steven Universe sounded interesting and I did end up genuinely liking it.) I'm really not fond of graphic violence or jump scares. I don't know why, but in my opinion the funniest stuff is something that's spectacularly bad in all of the right ways, whether by intention or not. ("So bad it's good.") The scarriest stuff involves bugs. I like them individually, but screw swarms of them. Seriously. (I know, ironic, seeing what video game franchise is in my current username.)

Depending on the story I'm doing I either tend to kill off a lot of characters or pretty much kill off nobody at all. There's little middle ground. Right now I'm doing a lot of the latter, but expect the former to creep in. Especially in my original fiction.

Quick note: There seems to be a glitch where viewing this profile under the "permanent name" url will underline everything after the first bullet list. I think this happens with all bullet lists. Or bullet lists with links in them. Edit, this glitch seems to be happening right now even under the temporary name. But it's not in the source when I edit it. Huh. Double edit, I don't think it's a glitch, but rather some sort of spam-filtering. I read that the private messaging system will not allow links to anything other than this site or fictionpress. I guess it also applies to profiles.

Speaking of plural pages: I made the following TV Tropes pages for my garbage (in order of the fic's creation date). Just go to TV tropes, go to any page, and replace the "Main / " with "Fan Fic / " minus the spaces (Webcomic / in the case of Sweet Jade and Hella John), then write out the titles as spelled without any special characters.
* SBIG Series (SBIG as a whole, The Eds' EDventure, Zombie Attack!, Sheldin and Lenard Tock About Fysicks, Kids Fit the Trolls, Gumball Vs Satan, SBIGlets, Act 5 Vs Act 6, Kids Fight the Zombies, naruto the guy with the ninja, and Journals of Wisdom, Power, and Courage.)
* Hecksing Ulumate Crconikals (Itself and Hecksing: The Dawn)
* Total Zeksmit Plains
* Sweet Jade and Hella John
* Housestuck Hurrcain Crconikals (and Split)
* Four Hundred Ninety Six Reasons
* Carl Stevens Universe (Don't ask why I thought making a page on that would be a good idea.)
* Run Gifocalypse

HUC, SJAHJ, CSU (Don't ask me why this seemed like a good idea at the time), TZ, and HHC also have their own character sheets.

I accept criticism as long as the points brought up make sense. Mindless bashing I don't like. Although, if you do bring up something you don't like, chances are I'm well aware of that flaw but never actually get to working on it. (TZP fails with Bridgette and Gwen's characters, can't really find its genre quite yet, and Ezekiel's character seems to fluctuate between calm, planned host and terrible ameatur, for example, and that's of one of my favorite fan fics.) I also plan on critiquing other fan fics through reviews. Mostly ones with glaring flaws.

I used to mainly go through the Total Drama fandom and look around for competitions. Except app stories, yet I'm trying to get into them. Now I just browse around for anything in the event that I may find a story with a premise that catches me in. So far I haven't found too much luck, but it might be because I'm a pretty picky reader.

I don't review often, but I will respond to almost any review to me. Here's a guide:

- The comments to the review will be at the bottom of the most recent chapter (even if the review is directed at an earlier chapter), between the footnotes and the closing AN.
- I will not comment on redundant reviews, even if they are written by different people.
- Bewarned that I could go off topic on my comment, so don't expect a direct response.

This profile is still under construction. One reason being is that I plan on adding sections for every fan fic series I'm working on.

Note to Total Drama writers: (Or maybe, but I hope it doesn't come to this, writers of other fandoms) if you're thinking about making your first competition one where other people submitts their characters, you might want to think again. Not only are these against the site rules (I think), but half of them never go anywhere and I believe that you should practace trying to characterize either canon characters or your own OCs before taking on this concept. I'm not saying I completely discourage the idea, but the sheer ammount of these plus the general quality of most of them (several of them never even get enough apps. Take that as a warning sign) makes me want to put a warning like this out there.

Profile as of 1/4/2019 (If the "profile updated" says otherwise, it probably just means that I only made a quick update. Quick enough for me to forget about this.)

For future reference, I just want to get out of the way that nothing I write is a reference to Puella Magi Madoka Magica or Neon Genesis Evangelion. You'd know if I'm referencing something if I do it a lot and it's painfully obvious.

FAVORITE works of fiction (In order to gaining interest): Mario series, Pikmin series, Total Drama, Homestuck (no, I have zero interest in Hiveswap, don't bother asking), Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, Steven Universe, Gravity Falls, The Binding of Isaac. Things I only have a mild interest in (or just really like, but this list is what I REALLY like) aren't here, but instead on...

Other things I like (In no real order): [Will complete] Sonic games (though I have not really gotten any of the recent games; not that I believe in the negative reviews or anything, it's just that I've never been that interested in getting them), Ed, Edd n Eddy, Adventure Time before it got boring, Homestuck before it basically used its meta commentary as an excuse to avoid being well-written, Clarence (I ended up liking this a little more than I thought I would, and I just flipped to this via Video on Demand because there was nothing else to watch and... well), Minecraft, Terraria, Dwarf Fortress (my first fortress is on its third year and lasting a lot longer than I thought it would... it's still ongoing).

"I'll get to trying this out" list: Phineas and Ferb, Rick and Morty, I guess just about almost everything that's been mentioned in SBIG except for the stuff like Halo and Ren and Stimpy.

"Get that thing away from my face!" list: Modern Simpsons (I have very, very rarely laughed at the entire show's - regardless of season - humor. However, the older episodes used to have heartwarming and interesting moments that I really liked. Now though, they've dropped the more human aspects of the show in favor of being "wacky" and "recent" with the only real attempts at being emotional being Homer and Marge reconciling for the umpteenth time, and as a result I think the whole show just became an earsore.)

Goals (when it comes to writing stories and stuff): To confuse so many readers that they set up a wiki in hopes of deciphering my stuff (it could even be ironic, joke-y, and mean-spirited; I'd just like to see "Professor Dove" or "Lawyer Guy" link to valid Wikia/Fandom pages some day); to convince some people to not write copy-paste stories; to inspire something else but not like a copy-paste ripoff (mostly I just want something like Gifocalypse or Journals or (the new/upcoming) Bl:oodswap to exist but without me putting the effort of writing them); to publish some MUGEN characters; performing a "Colbert Bump" to something obscure; oh yeah, and most importantly, complete world domination.

Works Summary: My stories can definitely be described as crack, fan fic or original, but at the same time they're really consistent internally (even the stuff that's outright bad on purpose) and it's just not in my nature to go full whacky random lololol. Believe me, I actually tried with the original Sweet Jade and Hella John, then for some reason I felt the need to tie it all together, resulting in a mess of a plot.

Fan Fiction Stats:

Published/Working on: ("Top priority" means it's currently the project I'm focusing most on.) (EDIT: Really soon I'm gonna zap a good chunk of the "writing" list for stuff that, let's face it, obviously isn't coming out any time soon. I haven't done it right now since I just semi-recently got rid of a lot of stuff and reworked this to fix a really, really annoying glitch with the formatting that ate up bullet lists and turned them in to gigantic, underlined text chunks. I'm just flat-out exhausted and looking at all these dumb idea I'm not willing to write anymore at all is making me even more exhausted.)

The Eds' EDventure (TEE) [COMPLETED] -- Part of the "SBIG" (Pronounced... well, "Sbig." As one word.) series. Random parody thing. Eds Vs Kids.
* Intermissions/"SBIGtermissions" [WRITING ON HIATUS (A)/CANNED COMPLETELY] -- Kids from Homestuck (mainly John and Jade) screwing around, part of the SBIG series. Getting stranded on islands, robing banks, fighting characters from a live-action sitcom, watching Ed, Edd n Eddy; that kind of stuff. Two of them will be would have been within the above work, there was going to be a third one hidden within a secret work. Chronologically the idea was between TZ series and SJAHJ, but that doesn't really matter much since these are organized by publish date. Also, I seriously gotta delete this bullet point completely, or move it to the below... I just need to think of where to put this monster.
* Zombie Attack! (ZA) [COMPLETED] -- Part of the "SBIG" series. Edd from EENE versus zombies. Originally a 'short' story as part of a TV Tropes thing. Also contains the second SBIGtermission, if I DO the intermissions. NOTE: The original story was deleted (as part of the entire badfic TV Tropes thread it was on) and, unless there's some archive site I'm not really aware of, it's not around for actual viewing. However, a while ago I saved up both the original text (TVT formatting and all), and put it on my user page on the fanfiction wiki. (It was going to be on its own page, but I chickened out.) I do plan on posting a remake of this as its own short story. This will probably be around the time I finally put TEE off hiatus. Remake thing aside, there's another, more spoilery reason as to why this is given a questionmark after the "COMPLETED." Anyway, the fic's original incarnation can be viewed here... if this site ever allows external links.
* Total Drama World Tour Rewrite (TDWTR) ["On hiatus" (A)/REMADE] -- As the name implies, a fix fic of Total Drama's third season with Ezekiel as the villain and a Harold-centric harem.
* Hecksing Ulumate Crconikals (HUC) [COMPLETED] -- A bad fic/parody of the Hellsing OVAs, part of the SBIG series. It starts off with the exact same plot as canon but then things get... weird. As far as I care, this is pretty much where my writing "actually began," and it's my first story that actually holds a place in my heart. Since then, HUC ended up getting a spinoff (Housestuck Hurrcain), a prequel (Dawn), and a sequel-ish to the spinoff (Split). Oh, and Carl Stevens Universe. If that even counts as a thing.
* Total Zeksmit Plains (TZP) [IN PROGRESS] -- A Total Drama AU that was originally going to have this weird fantasy aspect to it and would have had a huge continuity before I started realizing that maybe Total Drama would be too difficult of a story to turn in to that. Anyway, basically, it's a "side, mini-competition" hosted by Ezekiel with Justin and Geoff working beside him, and the contestants are the original eleven female competetors, but in this AU none of them know each-other at first (except Katie and Sadie) and they don't know Ezekiel or the co-hosts. May or may not get a longer second season; it really boils down to my mood at the exact moment I finish the special that I'm working on, and whether it will be a whole epilogue or a hook for Campsites Around the World.
* Sweet Jade and Hella John (SJAHJ) [COMPLETED, REMAKE ON HIATUS] -- Surreal parody thing inspired by Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff and Problem Sleuth. Part of the SBIG series. Basically the spiritual successor to Hecksing Ulumate Crconikals. Offsite, thread for the original is here and the mirror is here.
* Onionstuck (OS?) [DISCONTINUED (A)] -- Pikmin SBURB session. I'll try to stay true to Pikmin's themes here (Edit: Wow, even if I did go back to this, I already really did not stay true to Pikmin that much...), and the focus will really be more on the Pikmin themselves than on the session. Offsite, thread is here and the mirror is here.
* Movie Day (MD?) [ON HIATUS] -- An Ed, Edd n Eddy fan fic about the kids trying to cross a long distance in order to get to a hot vacation spot, but before a highly-hyped movie premiers there (and only there, until after several weeks) and they end up missing it. This was originally supposed to be my first "serious" fic after writing several SBIG installments, although that has since changed. It is, however, my first "adventure" fan fic, which paved the road for others. (See below.)
* Sheldin And Lenard Tock About Fysicks (I just say "S&L") [ON HIATUS, MIGHT SET UP A TUMBLR FOR THEM, OR MIGHT JUST CAN THE SERIES SINCE BBT IS ENDING ANYWAY] -- Comedic Big Bang Theory comic, part of the SBIG series. EDIT: Oh shoot isn't Big Bang ending soon? I was at first thinking of just making five total comics, then I thought of making it a huge thing, but if the series is ending before I even set up the dang mirrors to the old, first two comics then I guess I should go back to the "five comics only" thing and use the Tumblr for SBIG-ish comics as a whole. Like a visual version of SBIGlets.
* KIDS FIT THE TROLLS (KFTT) [COMPLETED AND MIRRORED] -- Homestuck short story that's also part of the SBIG series.
* Housestuck Hurrcain Crconikals (HHC, which I call "Hick") [COMPLETED] -- Part of the SBIG series and takes place in the same universe as Hecksing Ulumate Crconikals. Shows the series from the Homestuck character's point of view, which reveals a lot of stuff unseen in HUC, mainly because I haven't planned HHC when I was writing any of HUC. It explains stuff such as what happened to Dracula and why the hell John and Jade were in the jury in chapter 9 even though it's in a completely different country, but a lot of this doesn't come until much later in the fan fic. While the overall plot is about the kids and trolls fighting the Felt, several chapters will focus on the side world because I didn't really like how "Hecksing Vs Millennium" took up the entire plot in HUC.
* 496 Reasons Why Multidating is More Complicated than it Seems (Just 496 for short) [DISCONTINUED] -- Homestuck fan fic where the eight humans and twenty-four trolls are stuck on a six year trip (not that exact amount, but I'll get to that) across the furthest ring because of some obnoxious "tag-along" troll ("Bororo Sierda" -- each word being a corruption of "bull" and "shit," but lengthed to fit the 6/6 naming and with the first letters changed to be the initials of bullshit.) mucking up the A1 session and screwing things up from there. Plus Meenah getting a little over confident and deciding to scratch the session instead of giving anyone the chance to actually finish. The title comes from how this is actually going to be a romance fan fic, which each chapter being a short hooking up one of the four hundred and ninty six pairing combinations. And yes, the back story is supposed to be stupid. Oh, and it has dreamselves. EDIT: Discontinued, but I gave it a dumb little "finale chapter" (after finishing up one last legit pairing chapter.)
* Gumball Vs Satan (GVS) [COMPLETED] -- Gumball Watterson was the newest face to the SBIG series. (As of when this started.) An Amazing World of Gumball fan fic where a war breaks out because the devil, who goes by the name Omarn Scratch, has a broken ladder, and for some reason his daughter Elisa thinks that it's best to use Gumball's leg bone to fix it. Loosley inspired by Conker's Bad Fur Day.
* Carl Stevens Universe (CSU) [COMPLETED, WILL BE REMADE] -- This would have been my first one-shot, but seeing as it was even longer than 496's prologue, it got split into a twoshot where both chapters were out on the same day. It was however my first fic that directly involves another fic. In this case, it's a crossover between Steven Universe and the above Hecksing Ulumate Crconikals. The surviving members of Hecksing (now renamed back into Hellsing) from the end of HUC, now portrayed a lot closer to their actual depictions, move into Beach City. However, they quickly get into a few issues with the Crystal Gems, which cumulates into a paintball game with extremely high stakes to determine which gang of heroes gets to stay in Beach City. Not part of the "SBIG" series.
* Hecksing: The Dawn (HTD) [COMPLETED, WILL BE EDITED] -- Part of the SBIG series, it's a prequel to HUC that, despite its title, is absolutely nothing like the original Hellsing: The Dawn other than that it started taking place in WWII and it has a younger Walter. In addition to him is Integra and (he doesn't look different this time due to how HUC/HTD's plot works) Alucard, and together they go around fighting Hitler Revival Groups. The reason why I'm focusing on them is a bit of a spoiler for HUC, but let's just say that I plan on expanding the Crconikals verse a little bit and often times these three... don't exactly get a lot of focus. (360 Degree Duck, the first of my Fictionpress stories, came out here.)
* The Hair Idealization (THI) [COMPLTETED, REMAKE ON HIATUS] -- Big Bang Theory crack crossover with Perfect Hair Forever where Leonard and Penny are roped into competing with Gerald and Brenda over some challenges at a stadium. My first definitive oneshot, unless you count Zombie Attack!
* Bl:oodswap: Guess Who's Getting a Spinoff? (BS, GWGAS, or BS:GWGAS. I "pronounce" GWGAS as "Gwig-ass") [WILL BE REMADE FROM THE GROUND UP; REMAKE COMING "SOON," MAYBE AFTER THE JOY ROY MASS-EDIT OVER ON FICTIONPRESS. SEE MY FICTIONPRESS PAGE (same user name) FOR MORE DETAILS ON THAT] -- Homestuck fan fic basically starring the Nepeta swaps from Sweet Jade and Hella John, except in a fic that's not intentionally badly done and more serious at that. They're playing Sgrub. Saying anything more will be giving off a whole lot of spoilers, so I'll say this: It's not a doomed timeline. There won't be a 'twist' that amounts to "For a story with an actual ending, check out canon." I'm saying on the surface that the revamp is to be more true to the Extended Zodiac (also a session with 288 players sounds stupididly funny and fits this story's general idea), but really it's because I want to sweep some stupid stuff about the original under the rug. Like, this might be spoilers but I'm canning the chapters that exist anyway and this definitely won't apply to the remake so it won't really matter, but just for one example the original idea for the villain was Kurloz somehow possessing a dead-John's body and gaining these weird reality-breaking powers and calling himself "Hemrit" or something and it's just really bad.
* Simpsons Meet Brandy and Mr. Whiskers (SMB&MW) [COMPLETED] -- A remake of one of the first story ideas I had, when I was around seven or eight. Based on when I thought the Simpsons crashed in the Amazon at the end of "Blame it on Lisa," I had written what they met with Brandy and Mr. Whiskers and then... well, things quickly took a turn for the strange. If anything it was even stranger in the original plan then it will be in this redo, because the remake will be eliminating one crossover (it's a very embarassing crossover that will be covered in the final closing notes in the story proper; that's saying a lot) and "relocating" things a bit to make more sense.
* KIDS FIT THE TROLLS 2: ACT 5 VS ACT 6 (A5VA6) [COMPLETED AND MIRRORED] -- Sequel to Kids Fit the Trolls, part of the SBIG series. The original kids and trolls find an island and get into a quick conflict with the newer kids, newer trolls, and the Cherubim. Basically the bare-bones plot is a ripoff of Sonic 3 and Knuckles, except with the usual twists I try to give these kind of stories. It will have the same "chapter"-ish formula as KFTT, where the storyline is cut into seven short chapters of varrying length. The original can be found here.
* THE HOMESTUCK THANKSGIVING SPECIAL, except not as its "real title" is KIDS FIGHT THE ZOMBIES (KFTZ, I never really refer to it by its "fake" title anyway) [COMPLETED AND MIRRORED] -- Part of the SBIG series and a sort of "tack-on" to Act 5 Vs Act 6. Despite being planned to be out in the same post as A5VA6, this story is completely unrelated and focused on the eight humans (only one troll has any kind of appearance here and it's kind of a... "let down") fighting against zombies before things get... complicated. And weird. Can be found in the post immediately below the A5VA6 post.
* run:gifocalypse (RG) [COMPLETED, REBOOT IS TOP PRIORITY/IN PROGRESS] -- Gravity Falls fan fic centered on .GIFfany, after being "brought back" (this started before Journal 3 confirmed she survived the events of her episode, so I kinda had to quickly and hastedly rewrite the exact circumstance) through a... kind of complicated way (the first chapter explains it), finding various other copies of her game and using them to try to take over the whole world in some bizarre revenge plan. Only her "major" copies don't exactly listen to her, and each have their own plans for starting a world takeover or just introducing themselves to the world in general.
* naruto the guy with the ninja (ntgwtn - I even write the initials in lower case) [ON HIATUS] -- Naruto SBIG story, sort of a rewrite starting from the beginning. Uh... saying anything more would really spoil a big twist near the beginning. Becides the fact that the all-lower-case-titling is intentional.
* The Journals of Wisdom, Power, and Courage (TJOWPAC) [ON HIATUS, WILL REDO FROM THE GROUND UP] -- Gravity Falls SBIG installment with ten chapters total. Um... it's mostly about Dipper, Mabel, and a life-given Journal #3 trying to foil both this weird Mabel almost-lookalike who calls herself Nzyvo, and a lot of returning villains. Sort of. Funny story (I'm not calling this funny I'm just labeling trivia about it as a "funny story"), the plans on this one changed a lot from the original idea.
* The Axe Effect: Gifillions (TAE:G I guess, it's a small one so I haven't actually thought of a "firm" acronym) ["COMPLETED," WILL DEFINITELY GIVE SOME KIND OF EXTENSION] -- Just a short joke Gravity Falls one-shot involving the obnoxious recolor OCs from run:gifocalypse annoying Soos and Melody.
* Paper John: Sticker Star (PJ:SS or just PJSS) [ON HIATUS] -- If the title isn't self-explanatory enough, nor that "John" is as in "John Egbert," I'll just say that it's basically the crossover nobody asked for. Homestuck meets Paper Mario: Sticker Star and all that implies! (As always with my writing, though, there will be some original twists.) May get a Color Splash-based sequel that's a crossover with some other things.
* Spooky's Jump Scare M- OH LOOK IT'S BILL CIPHER! (Usually just Spooky's for short, but if you want to keep consistency and say SJSMOLIBC, go ahead) [COMPLETED] -- Filler-ish SBIG fic to act as a... "break" in between the two Halves of Journals. (Ironically though I just want to rush to the second half of that, and I think of doing this as a semi-chore that I still get enjoyment out of... but there's kind of a reason why I'm placing this between the two halves.) Anyway, this is another Gravity Falls fan fic crossed with Spooky's Jump Scare Mansion, where Dipper, Mabel, and maybe Pacifica go through Spooky's house. And yes, Bill's there too. The title's not a lie.
* Escape From Fanservice Island (EFFI) [COMPLETED, MIGHT REBOOT, or at least rewrite the latter half] -- If you've read through this profile, then congrats, I'll let you in on a little secret. This story is supposed to kind of be a "trap" that tries to trick readers into thinking it's just a fanservice fest. But there's an actual plot, if one that's kind of half-efforted. (Actually I had been thinking about changing even that and just making it a legitimate story) Anyway, it's yet another Gravity Falls installment about some of the adults getting trapped with three of the monster ladies (.GIFfany again, Darlene, and Pyronica).
* Bathing Fours (just BF?) [ON HIATUS] -- Joke story about various "fours" of characters bathing together, which quickly turn in to surreal situations. It's Gravity Falls right now but I might shift it to a general fandom thing.
* The Four Edges of Gravity Falls (TFEOGF or FEGF, another tiny crappost) [COMPLETED, I will silently expand it a lot in the future] -- Just another short, joke story like Axe Effect without much thought put in to it. You can ignore this one. It's another Gravity Falls fic.
* Housestuck: The Split (HTS) [ON HIATUS, might reboot] -- The grand finale of the SBIG series outside of Sheldin and Lenard and SBIGlets (and even those are things I want to give an expiration date to) and SBIGlets! Another Homestuck installment, focused on the split timeline created in chapter 21. (Ordinarily United, a Fictionpress story, came out between these.)
* Bobby Hill Gets Hit by a Car (BHGHBAC) [IN PROGRESS] -- King of the Hill mass-crossover where almost every non-KOTH character is female, and a waifu at that. If you look at it from really far away it might look like some dumb harem wish fulfillment anime but it's actually more of a brainscrew with crazy stuff happening every chapter. The best way I can describe it right now is Homestuck meets Bayonetta. Maybe. To be blunt if you're expecting a bait and switch to something dark and deconstructive of harems you're probably going to be disappointing, this won't actually tear in to harem fics so much as it uses them as a backdrop for a weird "what the ever-loving heck am I reading" feeling. naruto the guy with the ninja and Journals of Wisdom, Power, and Courage are probably more dark and serious than BHGHBAC and that says a lot. This is more of a "crappost."
* Gravity Falls: Ultimate Chaotic Mysterious Dark Power [POSSIBLY CANNED] -- Gravity Falls fic that's a parody of the trend of taking a lead and making them stronger. In this case, Dipper has Saitama-levels of strength. (One Punch Man, but it's not an actual crossover with OPM.) Or I might retool it in to something different, where the whole Mystery Shack gang is overpowered. I just want a less-dark version of naruto the guy with the ninja.
* Friends 'Till the End [TECHNICALLY DONE WITH THE FIRST CHAPTER, GOING ON TO THE SECOND SO THAT THERE'S MORE CONTENT. ...PROBABLY CANNED, THOUGH] -- A Binding of Isaac story that is meant to be kind of surreal and might either just take the whole "dungeon under the basement" idea literally or, at the very least, keep readers guessing as to whether or not it's a dying dream like the original game is. Also might involve similar color-coded character things as the Nepeta bloodswaps from SJAHJ and Bl:oodswap and the .GIFfany copies from run:gifocalypse. This is planned to be, above all else, a mindscrew. I started writing this, but just barely. Might have "yanderes" in it, I don't know.
* Desert City [CONSIDERING ON GETTING BACK IN TO WORKING] -- Steven Universe oneshot (hopefully this time it will be a oneshot) where, during a battle with a dimension-hopping bat creature, Steven gets sent to a parallel world. Thanks to some Warp Pad modifications, the other Crystal Gems end up with him. Beach City's counterpart is what this story is named after. The majority of this is about Steven looking around the rather grim world Desert City is in, and figuring out why everything is so vastly different from his world, and learn about everyone's Desert counterpart. Just a head's up: The bat thing will die shortly after Steven enters the alternate world. It's not about the Gems trying to beat it, but instead the Gems trying to restore the alternate universe and get back to their homes. Yes, there are parallel Gems (you'd laugh if I told you their planned names before major canon events happened - this story was thought of way before even Lapis showed up, I have to re-work a lot). The villain is also not someone you would expect. EDIT: Long story short I might kill this off depending on something related to _Roy, but that's really, really, really late in that story. Um, a potential sequel is involved. Yes, I know planning sequels before the first installment is anywhere near finished is a bad idea (believe me, I learned the hard way with Total Zeksmit and the Housestuck duology), which is why I might scrap _Roy's "sequel" and have the... stuff on this instead. (Spoilers it involves alternate universes.)
* ...I Thought Those Were the Ingredients [CONSIDERING ON WORKING; ALSO RENAMING THE TITLE] -- Mildly long (six-eight chapters maybe) Steven Universe story about Steven setting up a five-person band to stop a crisis while the Crystal Gems are left unable to get to it for days. They eventually return, but by that point things get pretty... complicated. This story heavily draws inspiration from Mario & Luigi: Dream Team, down to having dream worlds that I promise are nothing like the fake-Beach City from "Rose's Room" (the promise because of both originality (pfft what am I saying it's ripped from M&LDT) and because the Rose-Room-illusion was disturbing in a way I don't feel that replicating is my strong point). Also this is planned to be my first non-SBIG work to look like it's connecting with my other works. So things will get kind of confusing there.
* Bill's Mask [WRITING ON HIATUS] -- Basically take The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask, throw in a lot of new twists, and add in Gravity Falls characters. Think less "Dipper and Mabel are sent into Termina where everything is exactly the same as it was in that game" and more "Dipper and Mabel enter a parallel world that is to Gravity Falls what Termina is to Hyrule and meets duplicates of the locals."
* Some kind of thing I'm calling "Megabloodswap Thing" as a placeholder title [I UH... STARTED ONE VERSION, MIGHT REDO IT, MIGHT JUST CAN IT COMPLETELY] -- A sort of parody of AUs in general involving characters meeting lots of counterparts of themselves. Despite what the name might imply, it might not be completely Homestuck-exclusive. I might get mauled for this, but picture something sort of along the lines of Five Nights at Freddy's... World.
* New Super Dale Gribble U [WRITING ON HIATUS, POSSIBLY CANNED] -- This one is an oddball that somehow made it from "little ideas" to "oh wow I'm actually doing this." One month after Hank Hill of King of the Hill fame is forced to move to another location in Texas thanks to an incident requiring Buck to move his buisiness there (I haven't decided what it is yet, but it will be elaborated upon near the beginning of the story), his house is finally taken by Felicia of Darkstalkers fame, who wanted to start an orphanage nearby. And following that, a lot more catwomen. This is admitedly a borderline rehash of Carl Stevens Universe plot-wise (unfitting crossover character moves into another series where they're disliked), but there's some twists added. One: The majority of the story is focused on Dale, Bill, and Boomhauer (maybe Khan too as a "replacement" fourth member, why not?) screwing around without Hank there to bail them out (the naming is a nod to this; after New Super Luigi U, which axes the "Bros" thanks to Mario's absense, except Luigi is way more capable of getting things done on his own than the alley guys), and there's a bit where they're reacting to all the naked people moving in. Two: Dale follows a really, really bad idea in making contact with a certain hood-wearing Darkhunter early on. Three: There is no paintball, and the ending's different. Four: Joseph is a colossal pervert. I'm a bit nervous with this since it's, IIRC and if this is done before a currently-I-don't-have idea that fills this, the first non-SBIG story detailing a work of fiction I haven't exactly played. I'll do my best in research (it helps that only two fighters so far are planned to be in this), see all the gameplay and read up on backstories, and try not to come across as the Darkstalker-equivillent of that guy who skipped to Act 5 of Homestuck for the trolls and does fan art of nothing but them. Although the fact that Demitri isn't in this regardless might give off those signs anyway... On an unrelated note, it occured to me days after starting this that the plot is also admittedly a borderline rehash of "New Cowboy on the Block", but I'm sure I can make it different enough.
* Total Drama Race [HAVEN'T WORKED ON IT IN A WHILE, POSSIBLY CANNED EXCEPT I MIGHT JUST GO BACK TO IT] -- Short Total Drama fan season taking place in place of World Tour, where Chris brings back the original 22 one last time and puts them into eleven teams of twelve for them to race around the world. Will start about... well, it was originally about halfway through Total Drama World Tour Rewrite, but considering how slowly I'm working on that, it's now halfway through Total Zeksmit Plains. Or... whichever comes first. See "Plans" below for specifics. Edit: By the time "The Final Five Countdown," the "halfway" mark (well 7/13, close enough), came out, I forgot about this! And then I posted "Beware of Homer," which is definitely more than halfway.
* The Fox Crew [POSSIBLY CANNED, ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING BHGHBAC] -- This will take some elements from SBIG fan fics, mostly the Fox Crew from Sweet Jade and Hella John but with different members, and... I'm not exactly sure what they'll be doing, but I thought that SBIG always had some mildly descend ideas and I don't like how they're just limited to being part of something that's not meant to be taken seriously in any form of the word at all. Granted, Hank Hill leading a vigilante group is nearly impossible to take completely seriously, but here's the thing - there's nothing saying that this story has to be taken completely seriously.
* The Hill King [STARTED AN OLD VERSION, IT'S ON HOLD RIGHT NOW.] -- King of the Hill crack fics.
* [A "Secret" Work] [I MIGHT DROP THIS IDEA AND MAKE THE SECRET WORK SOMETHING ELSE] -- I want to, for once, say that I had something out but not say exactly what it is until after it's out. Originally, SIMPSONS would have fit under this, but decreasing interest put an end to that before I even started writing it. Then Temples, but that took too long and I really wanted to share that I had yet another ectoincest story planned. Now, however, I have this. The only hint I'll give is this: It starts with the letter "I," and I don't think I can give away any other hints without making the premise obvious if you know me, down to what fandoms are involved (yes, this in itself is a hint). Oh, and it's not SBIG. EDIT: Okay, since I'm interested in either of the works and it would have been obvious anyway, I'll give away the latest secret idea too: It was a crossover between Total Drama and Homestuck called Islandstrand (originally Islandstuck) where the characters from the latter compete with Chris in the former setting. Now though, I have another secret idea, this one being a one-shot.
* Homestuck Rewrite [POSSIBLY CANNED] -- Homestuck "remake" intended to be plagued with bad writing but not a SBIG fic. By bad writing I mean that I intend to take all of my writing flaws and exaggerate them to ungodly levels. This is mostly a parody of Total Drama World Tour Rewrite, complete with glasses-guy (John in this case) having an unwanted harem of exactly eight. (Mild spoilers: Take the A2, B1, and B2 girls. Now remove Aradia and Vriska. (If you expected me to say "Remove Jade and Jane" then you don't know me enough.) Why them? Well, Vriska just to see if I can piss people off to be honest, and Aradia... I don't remember how I came up with that, but seeing Vriska it was likely an exclusionary thing. Like "If they're part of the harem they won't die; I like killing off Aradia because I think it's funny, goodbye." It could be that the remaining troll girls, Nepeta, Kanaya, Terezi, and Feferi, were all patrons in SJAHJ/496, but... eh...) The fact that this is to be an intended parody will not be said in the fic itself until the ending so congrats, by slogging through my profile you are rewarded with this fan fic's secret before the first chapter is even out. I also plan to launch a Tumblr before I get the first chapter out so I can announce that it's a parody there too just before getting it out, and thus have an archived reference in case anyone thinks I'm making that up to try to cover the bad writing.
* SBIGlets [IN PROGRESS] -- SBIG stories that aren't really long/complicated enough to go as their own story. While I have about a dosen ideas, the only three I am currently willing to "completely" release are:
* 5word -- Legend of Zelda story with Link splitting into five people. Ocarina of Time "remake" thing.
* Dream House -- Mass crossover, first fic where there isn't a real "full" story taking the lead out of crossover. Dr. House (House) loses memory of something one of his patients had, he gets help of an Dom Cobb's (Inception) new extraction team: Adam, Jamie (both Mythbusters) and Madotsuki (Yume Nikki). However, a certain monochrome phantom ends up invading the dream chain, causing a bit of a wreck...
* Isaac Unbounded -- Binding of Isaac "fix fic" that turns it into a bad action series and soon loses all traces of the original game. Ted Mosby may or may not be involved, I'm not sure if I could make that remotely funny or if it will just be stupid.
* Dexter Vs the Elementals -- Dexter from Dexter, not Dexter from Dexter's Laboratory. He's fighting against the four elementals from Hecksing: The Dawn's third chapter. Kind of.
* Reset Button -- A short Mario Odyssey story that's basically just an in-universe excuse to set up for Housestuck Hurrcain Crconikals: Definitive Edition and the rewritten Journals of Wisdom, Power, and Courage, as well as the new SJAHJ rewrite that already exists.
* SIMPSONS [WRITING ON HIATUS(A)] -- Simpsons parody involving some of the modern episodes (and maybe even some of the older ones) and "corrupting" them. Or at least, that's how it starts. It later becomes a surreal story about a three-sided war, and that's all I'm going to say without spoiling it.
* That's So Cliche [WRITING ON HIATUS (A)] -- Parody of Total Drama fanon cliches before shortly decending into madness.
* The Real Story [WRITING ON HIATUS] -- Title pending, Squirrel Boy fan fic with an odd and slightly complicated plot. Details also pending, but it draws some inspiration from Mario games (mainly RPGs and Galaxy games.) Adventure/drama themed.

Possible future stuff I haven't started working on (This list is remade from scratch because the old version had, like, nothing but stuff I completely lost interest in):
* Total Zeksmit: Campsites Around the World: The possible sequel to Total Zeksmit Plains. It will start in the TZP's version of Wawanakwa, a much cleaner and fresher island than its canonical counterpart (also in this world "Wawanakwa" is possibly the name of the island or, if it's the name of the camp, Zekitunakwa is the name of the camp in the praries, consistency). For each challenge, the twenty-four campers are flown to a different camp site, and most of which are basically biomes commonly seen with video game settings. This was originally gonna be, like, ten different seasons or something but I could not come up with that much reality show, so I'm cramming everything to just this. Also, and get used to this, but I think a great deal of ideas (such as several small batches of "themed" characters) are going to be recycled in _Roy: Master of Debate.

Yeah, total crap. I know.

A. Perhaps permanently, but I don't want to list a fan fic as "discontinued" unless I am 99% certain. Why are these fics listed here? Well:

Intermissions: Innapropritate and disturbing, in general not very funny. They so far read more like a rejected Family Guy episode than like HUC or HHC. I already transfered one joke (the reader reacting to a bunch of trolls and their head exploding from the number of them) from the first intermission to Housestuck Hurrcain Crconikals. And the plot of the first one is sorta gonna be done in OT32 Shenanigans. I might publish the rough draft of the chapters just so that people could laugh at what I once considered comedy.

TDWTR: (This refers to the old version) The first and for a while only indefinite-hiatus story that I've published (and that's actually part of the reason why it's on indefinite hiatus), I find it to be a flat-out embarassment. Moreso than the SBIGtermissions mentioned just above, since TDWTR was 100% sincere while SBIGtermissions was just something I wrote out of frustration towards Homestuck's Midnight Crew Intermission. The plot makes no sense, every major character's personality is butchered (Ezekiel is a competant evil mastermind, Harold is a calm and planned genious, almost every other male is a hormonal idiot, etc., and that's not even getting started on how the girls turned out), every chapter except Japan has a stupid "action" scene that just plain doesn't fit with Total Drama, the four chapters that have been published have way too many "screw yous" towards the fandom (complete with twisting Sierra's character so that she's a "parody" of something I barely researched at the time) and in general the style just isn't something I like - line this up with my other story ideas, published fan fics or unpublished original or fan fiction, at it sticks out like Hank Hill in a field of Pikmin. At first I was just stuck on this one scene at the beginning of chapter 5 where every alliance is supposed to have a massive meetup but now I'm really starting to doubt this story. If I were to update, I would want to fix the first four chapters, which will require an amount of effort that I just don't want to put into this. (Complete with redoing a good chunk of the plot since Ezekiel is OOC-ly good with his plans.) If you really want to read a competition by me, try reading Total Zeksmit Plains. While the backstory's kind of weird and Host-Ezekiel is cringe-worthy, I try to make everyone more true to themselfs than I did in TDWTR. However, this huge rant is kind of outdated because I kinda remade this. But I still want to keep the rant, because it does kinda adress my issues with TDWTR.

Onionstuck: Idea would generally take a ton of effort and time to work on even if I made it a text-only or text-mostly adventure, however the premise is stupid, the writing is godawful even by my standards, the characters are unoriginal (Oliver is too much like Karkat, SI is too much like sober Gamzee or if you squint Vriska, EB is too much like Calliope) and I can't really care enough about them to make them different, and many of the suggestions I've gotten are joke suggestions part of a meme completely unrelated to the comic, and for that matter completely unrelated to even Homestuck or Pikmin themselves. In an unrelated note, looking back it's hard to believe that this pre-dates... mmm... Movie Day at least, since I've had that idea for a while.

SIMPSONS: Just plain dumb. Would be like SJAHJ only less complicated, having more confusing systems, and being taken a little more serious later on. Which I wouldn't exactly reject -- but I sure as hell don't want a Simpsons fan fic to be written like this. I could transfer this to a Total Drama crackfic, however... (Or anything. I'm especially leaning toward King of the Hill, but it runs the risk of being "The Hill King (see above) with more of a plot." Just not Homestuck because I'm already writing enough fan fics of that.)

TSC: Housestuck Hurrcain Crconikals (and, to a lesser extent, Hecksing Ulumate Crconikals) already covers the "parody fandom cliches" thing with more subelty and a lot more of an enjoyable, real plot that's not 100% focused on romance. And yes, HHC is actually subtle compared to my draft of TSC.

Notice: I am officially retiring characters from Simpsons in SBIG, and hell possibly other fan fics unless the continuity requires it via Grandfather Clause (IE updating an old story where they already appeared such as SJAHJ, HHC because HUC said Homer would be reincarnated into Hank Hill and that's actually going to be something that occures on screen in HHC through Homer's ghost. Well... actually that's the only example. HHC is the last time you will see me write something Simpsons in SBIG, perhaps). I simply despise the newer seasons that much. EDIT: Eh, maybe not. That was a really stupid rule anyway.

Homestuck related stuff (temporarily got rid of the Total Drama section because it's outdated, I haven't seen the series in years, and my dumbass younger self wrote that back when I thought TZP was a good idea) (also spoilers):

Favorite characters: Basically Rose and Jade rule and so do most of the other handle users. I don't really like any of the exiles or their plots or whatever so sue me, I've always leaned more to the characters who have actual, consistent dialogue. (...Through talking or typing. I know the exile commands were a thing but that's not often enough.)

Least favorite characters: I'm not counting "intentionally flat characters you're not supposed to like." Gamzee (Outright admitted as a walking plot device, pretty much just a diablos ex machina reason for Nepeta and Equius to die, and his stoned personality is mostly a reference to a meme. He's an even worse offender of the "It turns out I was behind everything!" schtick that Vriska had for a while) and Aranea (pre-Ring of Life she just struck me as an exposition bot when Act 6 already had a huge problem with exposition dumping and didn't really have that much development that didn't revolve around Meenah, post-Ring of Life she kinda feels like some fan fiction attempt at writing Vriska while knowing very little of her character). I'm very iffy on Lord English: I personally think he's an incredibly dull and mostly generic villain with some extremely flimsy ties to the main characters (yeah I'm even counting Li'l Cal) but after ordering the characters on this old topic on the now-dead MSPA forums I don't actually rank him that low. I found Caliborn's dialogues with Hussie's self insert and Dirk to both be entertaining, but aside from that I think he's kind of an underwhelming villain.

Favorite pairings: I don't know anymore.

Least favorite pairings: Vriska/Tavros, PM/Jack (Even in blackrom; he freaking killed her friend and former boss, like, no). I don't have anything against Jade pairings in general but I will say I don't like the idea I'm getting that some parts of the fandom think/thought (the fandom's a lot smaller now) that she's some kind trophy that Karkat or whoever has to coddle and protect and Jade's sole purpose is keeping Karkat or Dave or anyone happy. Come to think of it, am I a jerk for saying I'm good with Dave/Karkat soley mostly because it means it would disprove that one weird theory that Jade is some kind of "parallel" to the Disciple?

POST-EPILOGUE EDIT (this is the only part of this "section" so far that's edited from the Epilogues) WITH EPILOGUE SPOILERS: Yeah I think Jane/Jake is a contender for one of the worst pairings now, up there with Vriska/Tavros but still not as bad as Jack/PM.

Did I play Hiveswap or the Friendsims? No and I currently don't have any interest. I am however somewhat morbidly curious about the Skaianet Systems ARG and I'm in the middle of reading an archive of the history of B1. As of this specific edit I took a small break around... I think the 1930s? I'm right before the section that's before the WWII part. Also WWII plays a part in Homestuck's lore now so I never thought I'd say this but Housestuck Hurrcain Crconikals has slightly more in common with canon than I thought. Don't read Housestuck Hurrcain Crconikals by the way, it's terrible.

Gravity Falls related stuff (spoilers here too):

Favorite characters: Stan (might come off as a surprise given how he's done pretty much nothing in Journals so far, isn't in Spooky's, and spent most of Gifocalypse kind of being kidnapped; but hey, he's complicated and a badass with funny B-plots, I like him), Bill (as an antagonist; it's refreshing to have a villain in general that's neither a complete joke nor that just boils down to "I'm super powerful and I want to kill everyone just because, now here's a ton of traits just to make you HATE ME," and also he's got this cool thing where he uses knowledge as his main weapon for most of the series), probably a lot more but I feel like actually thinking out the reasons.

Least favorite character: Mabel (To simplify why, from around "Love God" onwards she kind of became like a 12 year old girl-version of Hank Hill near the end of his series, "Blah the story paints me as right when it actually counts, I get wrist-slapped when I do screw up, my family should bend over to do what I want." I heard that there's a graphic novel and stuff that addressing these issues, and that's a good thing. It's a good thing for a series to pick up and address its flaws, especially going the extra mile when the show itself is over. No sarcasm or negativity there).

Fav pairings: Stan/Goldie for the win, the guy has an amazing taste in coin machines.

Least fav pairings: Bill/Dipper (I've talked about this too much in the original/"current" Journals, go there if you want a rant on it), any Pines/Pines (when it comes to fiction I'm normally eh towards incest if it's consensual but Dipper and Mabel are not only twelve they're based on the creator and his actual sister, and Stan's based on his... uncle? Ford's not based on Hirsch's relatives but still that's way too close to shipping real-life people, no), really any pairing in general that is written to involve a love potion (looking at fan fics here... you can also probably tell my least favorite episode from this list alone). I should also probably drop the jokes for a second and clarify that I do believe Soos and .GIFfany would be a horrible matchup, but I don't think anyone really pairs them up unironically anyways (and the two fics of mine where they do end up in a relationship are intentionally poorly written; one is the same story that shamelessly rips off Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann and The Legend of Zelda at the same time, almost kind of like what would happen if those Seltzer and Friedberg movies were meant to be taken seriously. The other is basically me trying to pave the road for my other stuff where I just flat-out turn my filter off, like Ordinarily United and _Roy). (THEN AGAIN since every single one of my Gravity Falls things so far is tagged with .GIFfany I might eventually end up with some people who are a bit more defensive of her coming at my metaphorical door. "Misaimed fandom" and all that.) For that matter, I might as well also include that no, I don't think of anything serious about .GIFfany and Melody or Melody and Rumble. Or Soos and Rumble, for that matter. Just keep the human with the human and maybe (they literally fight each other a lot, so I don't know) the video game with the video game.

Steven Universe related stuff (spoilers three):

Favorite characters: Garnet, Amethyst, Connie

Least favorite character: Ronaldo (He somehow manages to not only be an unfunny Dale Gribble, but also pulls that off in a show as well-written as this. How is that even possible?) I'm also not a big fan of Onion.

Fav pairings: I'm just kind of drawing blanks here, I don't know.

Least fav pairings: Are the fans still doing that thing where they write Jasper as some kitten and write her in lovey-dovey friendships with Lapis or something as though none of that bad stuff she did with the other Gems happened? If so, then that. But I actually wouldn't mind her getting a redemption arc or something.

King of the Hill related stuff (spoilers four- pffft):

Get used to King of the Hill because it's definitely going to be one of my "running gag" lists.

Favorite characters: Dale and Boomhauer (moreso the former), for bringing in a lot of the best humor and the former having really entertaining plots or subplots.

Least favorite characters: Bill when he gets too creepy and thus kind of shoot any sympathy I'd have out the window, Hank when he gets too "better than you" according to the narrative, Cotton when he exists in the show, Peggy when she gets too arrogant, and Lucky. Lucky in general. I know the word "ruined" is tossed and used a lot, but if you can trace this show's downfall from a funny comedy to mediocrity leading to its ending to just one character, then yeah, Lucky ruined KOTH. And a bit of Hank too.

Fav pairings: Pfft... to be serious, I'd like to make some kind of joke here, maybe involving Sephiroth, but my mind's blank right now.

Least fav pairings: I really didn't like it when Luanne was up with Lucky but I'd hardly say this is related to shipping so much as just flat-out bad writing. Becides, this section is kind of for "any couple with a slight following that doesn't sit well for me," not as much just canon.

run:gifocalypse and the recent invasion of nekkid .GIFfanys:

So some pink-haired jerk is stealing screentime in my Gravity Falls fan fics, and perhaps worse is that she's brought a bunch of OCs that act nothing like her with her. You might have noticed that, just a hunch, that someone who is not a main character and was limited to one episode is getting roles that are normally given to main characters. To break character for four sentences (or the rest of the paragraph, for those not keeping track), I'm not normally interested in fan fics that feel like they're a hair's width from being their own original thing, which is why I'm making Emazh In to expand some concepts and characters without it having to live up to the title "a Gravity Falls fan fic" that barely seems like such. I've heard people doing something similar to that with characters such as Sans from Undertale, with all these AUs that only focus on Sans and various alternate Sanses. However, I want EI to be perfect, and in order to both prepare it to be so and just in case EI actually sucks raw sewage (which is the most likely possibility), I'm still having fun with writing the .GIFfany copies. Honestly, "because I'm having (a tiny bit of) fun with it" is the reason why I haven't killed Total Zeksmit.

Anyway, because of this toxic infestation of sexualized (to avoid any ambiguity, I'll confirm this right here: THE .GIFFANYS IN MY FICS ARE INTENTIONALLY SUPPOSED TO BE "SEXUAL" TO SOME DEGREE. IF YOU TELL SOMEONE "Er uh um, what makes you think that they are sexualized? Er eh um, the fact that they have boobs? Er eh um, this is literally the exact same thing as all those times Stan is around in his underwear and you're just being sexist because Stan doesn't have boobs" AFTER READING THIS THEN YOU ARE KIDDING YOURSELF AND A CERTAIN CHARACTER IN ORDINARILY UNITED WHO CALLS HERSELF "HOODIEATH" WILL BE RETROACTIVELY MAKING FUN OF YOU) AIs is everywhere, I have taken the time to document the virus in an attempt to purge it from the system altogether. This might screw up some stable time loops I've written and retcon several whole stories off the Internet, but this is supposed to be about the Pines family and their growth over the summer. Not about some waifus with random superpowers. Anyway, I've discovered some things about them, all put together in the Guide to Avoiding and/or Navigating the Antics of .GIFfany Miyazumi/Watch:

If you are going to read any Gravity Falls fic by me so far (first written December 19 2017), you should probably start with the root of the infestation, run:gifocalypse. I'm not just saying that because I am proud with how that story turned out (it has a ton of flaws and bad writing at some points, but I still think it's lightyears ahead of my other stuff barring the brilliant Hecksing Ulumate Crconikals), I'm saying that because it introduces the "professors" at a nice, slow pace. And one at a time, instead of cramming them all in at once. The chapter "Game Complete," as said in the story itself, is optional. So is the bonus, actually. I hate how that turned out.
* These """little""" buggers do not show up in Bathing Fours (at least, not in the first chapter) or Spooky's Jump Scare M- OH LOOK IT'S BILL CIPHER! However, I would recommend reading Journals of Wisdom, Power, and Courage before tacking on either of them, which does have the professors (starting Chapter 4). Oops.
* On the flip side, you do not need to read Journals to understand Bathing Fours or Spooky's, as both of them would still have roughly the same volume of "what the heck am I reading?" JOWPAC just "prepares" you for the style of Spooky's, and it kind of explains some of the gags between these four-way relationships.
* You mainly just have to worry about encountering the infestation in Gravity Falls fics, although if a story says that it's part of the "SBIG" series and came out after December of 2015 (the month I started run:gifocalypse, the beginning of the infestation), I cannot make any promises.
* Be on the lookout on September 22nd, the original air date of "Soos and the Real Girl." Especially stupid stuff tends to form around that day.
* A general rule so far is that infested stories tend to be more sexual in nature, or at least have more sexual crap centered around the virus, than stories without. I know, you would think that Hank Hill would be the magnet for the butt jokes.
* I've heard Movie Day and Simpsons Meet Brandy and Mr. Whiskers are pretty good quarantine spots, if small in scope, that completely lack .GIFfany. There is a similar thing in at least the latter of the "mass number of humanoids," but they are nothing at all like the Giffsters and this is just a GPF thing in general. I've been planning that stuff since I was a really young kid.
* Let me put things this way. If the infestation spreads to a lot of other writers and their stories have so much .GIFfany in them, I might just be convinced the develop an antibiotic to try to tone down my own stuff a bit (as for your content, sorry to say I have no care about your stories being infected with .GIFfanys, but you take some things word for word from my stories, I might try to pull some moves to dillute the invasion. But basically, if you have invaders, that's all your problem. Even if your invaders are the below characters, just say that they started from my stuff if you end up with my exact professor copies). Who knows, you might even see a Gravity Falls fic by me one day with zero mention whatsoever of that octopus furball if there is enough .GIFfanyfic out there. Just like literally every episode of the canonical show that isn't "Soos and the Real Girl." If you want to take the full plunge and see the invasion up close, be warned that there might be some naked Soos in there too.

I have also compiled a general information list of the, on average, more powerful copies. They go by different names and terms, but the one in the origin to this madness was "professors." I would also like to state that this section may ruin the enjoyment of those masochists who want to dive head-first in to run:gifocalypse with no prior knowledge, since many of these professors were kept a secret by the narrative until their introduction. (Another reason why I would recommend RunGif first is because the other stories casually spoil the whole roster.) With that being said, however, I will try to be as spoiler-free as possible. "Color" refers to their hair and eyes, and their associated color. It's not their overall palette (that does, however, apply for Emazh In). I'm using the Wikipedia names for these colors, so "violet" is actually a bright blueish color with half as much red as it has blue. "Number" is their generation order. In order of their domains in RG:

Rose (Number: 2222222; Color: Green) is a botanist. Appears ridiculously kind by .GIFfany standards, but there is some darker side to her. All of the professors have altered their ability to move through electronics in to moving to other forms of matter. Rose has specialized in doing this with plant matter.
* Kathody (Number: 507915; Color: Yellow) is a horror-event runner that teaches the art of controlling ectoenergy, the power used by ghosts. This means that she can kind of be on the same general wavelength as Ma, Pa, and the Northwest Mansion Ghost. She has a high image of herself and tends to take shortcuts.
* Searah (Number: 519367; Color: Blue) is an athelete coach who is obsessed with making the perfect water, and hates cynics. A lot. She also, unsurprisingly, controls water. Kind of a jerk. Not a homicidal maniac like the original-flavor .GIFfany, just a jerk.
* Sandy (Number: 556491; Color: Orange) is a hippie geologist that has a bad habit of drinking this herbal tea that pretty much makes her stoned. She can control/possess earth. Or metal, but so can all of them.
* Cardia (Number: 523349; Color: Violet originally, rose from 2018 onward) is a fast food and general restaurant chain leader, kind of tradition-obsessed. And a bit crazier than most of these other professors, with one very obvious exception. She controls meat and, more importantly, can possess animals. But her skills in possessing humans are very limited, to just a single limb or so. Bill Cipher she ain't. I have no idea why I associated the color violet with meat, it just happened. Cardia has a love/hate relationship with dragons.
* Bubbles (Number: 597278; Color: Cyan) (I made most of the numbers with a random number generating site, I have no idea why so many of them are in the 500,000s. Anyway, Bubbles) is an expert in cleaning, beauty, plumbing, and building bath houses. She likes smelling nice. Definitely tries to be a female example of a "bad boy" stereotype. Possibly can't, though, because maybe deep down she isn't "that" bad, possibly. Her special non-electronic thing is cleaners, soaps, etc; basically anything strongly basic (in the pH sense).
* Leona (Number: 811804; Color: Rose originally, violet from 2018 onward) is an arrogant artist who can possess paint, turn herself in to paintings, attack from a 2D form (all copies can obviously do this, Leona likes to think she's special because she does it through paint rather than a computer screen), and... has the ability to flip gravity to a limited extent. I forgot why I thought that would fit her art theme.
* Sonia (Number: 455593; Color: Azure) is a musician with oddly low self-esteem considering that she's a .GIFfany. Can possess/control sound waves. She might switch around which type of music she is in to, but will never be an idol singer under any incarnation.
* Dian (Number: 2201940; Color: Magenta) is a doormat chemist who can possess poisons, and general acidic stuff. She, Sonia, Leona, and Bubbles are good friends for different reasons depending on the story, and have dubbed themselves the "Four Friends." Their odd clashing ego issues kind of balance each-other out.
* Wendy pre-rewrite, Natalie post-rewrite (Number: 521355; Color: Spring Green/Aqua (two different names I use for the same color; the former's what Wikipedia calls the color halfway between green and cyan, the latter is what Wikipedia also calls cyan but I've lately used it for spring green when I want one word and to try to make it "stand out" on its own instead of being a derivative of green)) is an auto-shop and vehicle engineering expert that can possess air. Depending on the incarnation, she may or may not be a colossal fan of King of the Hill, and acts like a massive dick about it. Most works within the Gravity Falls fic verse have counterparts with different names (such as Plant Ants for Pikmin). However, KotH seems to be a universal constant. Even if Hank Hill exists in the same universe. Also, she intentionally shares the same name as Wendy Corduroy, because I'm a jerk of a writer. UPDATE: From RG Reboot onwards she might be renamed to Professor Natalie. "What character is that a reference to" well not every name is a "reference" but Natalie V. "Envy" Adams from Scott Pilgrim. When I wrote the old version of RG I didn't read Scott Pilgrim at the time, so think of it as a result of... um... "the times changing?"
* Shannon (Number: 1140267; Color: Chartreuse) is an industrial boss that makes dream-related items (that, sadly, have nothing to do with Bill Cipher). She can possess electromagnetic waves. In other words, visible light and most of its whole family. She also has odd, other powers like size-altering and healing, mostly because that sort of stuff is losely what the "light element" is tied to in my other works. Shannon can be described as being "mysterious by accident," as she kind of does not realize how reclusive she's behaving.
* Burnda (Number: 130734; Color: Red) is a wannabe reality show host and physicist that can control fire and heat. She's a bit... "too much," in two words. Also in sillier stories she can break the fourth wall more easily than the others. Thankfully, RG is not one of the "sillier" stories, but it has its own fourth wall-breaker...
* Burrda (Number: 631019; Color: White and Pale Blue) is another physicist, Burnda's assistant, an inventor, and she can control this sort of "antienergy" thing she found to make something called "antifire." It resembles blue and white fire, except it's cold to the touch. She's rumored to be able to use antienergy to be able to make things below absolute zero in temperature, which may or may not be a horrible idea.
* Dove (Number: 1 in run:gifocalypse and Journals-verses, 9 everywhere else; Color: Black and Blood Red) is an edgelord jerk that specializes in weapon-related junk. The closest thing to a specific "element" she has tied to could be described as "psychic;" she can resist mind-related attacks with much higher success than normal, allowing her to break out of illusions and get past any induced mental-discomfort. She also likes to "think big:" raising her physical defenses, possessing large things, and possessing technology that does not come from Earth. She talks like a thesaurus, which is yet another reason people tend to avoid her.
* .GIFfany (Number: 9 in RG and Journals-verses, 1 everywhere else; Color: Pink, associated with a mini-rainbow of pink, yellow, and cyan too) is the one you actually know, obviously. She's still mostly the same personality-wise (assuming I'm not garbage with characterization, which is a tough assumption), except like the others she has a three-dimensional body that is slightly (compared to the others) less fond of clothes than she was on the show. She thinks trying to build a "character" with her own nickname and specialty in producing something is pointless, so she instead keeps up her "student" act while simultaneously trying to be a kind of amusement park owner-figure, giving a weird result. Rarely, she'll drop trying to sweeten the deal and just resort to violence, but her appearances usually take place after "Soos and the Real Girl," where she knows that a direct attack is a bad idea. She fixates on making arcade games and various forms of "romantic" entertainment for her guest, which is usually Soos but might some times be Soos and Melody because all .GIFfanys swing both ways and some times even Melody is sucked in if the plot's dumb enough. Come to think of it, she's kind of a huge ass to Rumble. She actually has no additional powers beyond the norm of the .GIFfanys that are made three-dimensional and discover that they can turn their electricity in to metal if they focus hard enough, but she's definitely the brains behind the operations. In run:gifocalypse, a certain spoiler thing actually makes her the strongest of all professors rather than the weakest that she would have normally been, and she is the absolute final boss of Soos's entire life. In other stories, however, she's just seen as kind of an idiot traditionalist by the others that's made the leader because she's just sort of leader-y and willing to (reluctantly) talk to the other professors, who would have otherwise probably just ignored one-another. At the start of every story, she wants nothing more than to trap her player with her forever and discourage them from finding any true love, but that could change wildly depending on what other villains are lurking around. In a way, if the above professors can be considered the "Koopalings" of my Gravity Falls fics, then she's definitely the "Bowser:" keeps popping up as a major antagonist whether you like it or not, and just some times she can be pressed in to working with the good guys. But she's still not the kind of person anyone should try pissing off. While most of the other professors like pretending to be "elementals," .GIFfany's just fine taking the character of an octopus-person, or... scylla? I've looked through octopus creatures, and decided to stick wih scylla or something. Maybe "kraken" would work, being more well-known.
* Eve (Number: 12; Color: Dark Jade Green, associated with a mini-rainbow of green, blue, and red too) is... well, Eve is a tough one toSGHJHIRAV ERROR. Mosquito Squad Captain (Number: Haven't Decided/RNG'd Yet; Color: White, Black, and blood red) is clearly the most important one of them all despite not debuting in run:gifocalypse (and thus, not yet having a nickname; I'll give her one in the revamped Journals). She is inspired by the best One-Punch Man character (OOC I'm kidding about that, but I do like the casually naked ones; I'm criminally behind on that so I haven't gotten to the green psychic the Internet's apparently drooling over but reading some things about her I kinda hate her already, I loathe "looks small and almost like a kid and is angry all the time" characters which is why RG has none) and looks like if .GIFfany basically tried to cosplay as her. She likes her army of mosquitos and likes drawing blood with them. Despite her association with mosquitos, she is actually a pro basketball player. Definitely not a "red shirt." it helps that she does not wear a shirt. Or anything else, for that matter.

Ideally these would be seen as very barebones and basic descriptions for them, they're kind of supposed to be stupididly complicated for offshoots of a monster of the week in a two-season Disney children's show (like, maybe not quite Homestuck levels of depth, but that is a goal), you can be the judge after reading RG if you think they're one-dimensional.

I also had a list of changes from the old gifocalypse to the new .GIFfocalypse (yes, writing them with different capitalization and the like was intentional) but eh. This formatting glitch basically turned all my bulleted lists in to massive underlined chunks so it's difficult to tell what is what and I put off fixing this page for months because of that. Becides, the new RG has started already, so you can see the changes in the only chapter that exists now while future changes are spoilers. I might bring back the list for archive's sake.

To (semi-)break character from here until the end:

"Fan you're so in to .GIFfany what do you think about Doki Doki Literature Club it's basically .GIFfany isn't it." (also spoilers for DDLC, or "Dilk" as I like pronouncing it when I'm high off being sleep-deprived) "I'm asking because you had this weird joke of pretending it doesn't exist in RGR's opening notes." That joke is because I have very mixed feelings about DDLC. Putting it bluntly I'm not sure if I want to even reference it respectifully, reference it as a joke at its expense, or just continue what I have been doing and pretend it doesn't even exist (however I will pull a Spooky's Jump Scare Mansion with their "FNAF Specimen" if kids get really annoying and insist that I have to reference it. Look up Otto the Otter and you'll see what I mean). I'm with the group of people who legitimately thinks that Act 1 is the best part of the visual novel, implying issues with characters who at first just seem like perfect anime cookie-cutters, using poetry creatively to examine the character (and cool poems in general), and as others have said treating things fairly realistically. To avoid going to a huge nitpick rant, Act 2 (technically the very end end of Act 1 too) just honestly feels to me like a bad creepypasta that throws subteltly out the window and relies too much on horror cliches to be disturbing. And Act 4 kind of slightly implies with Sayori getting up on time and everyone getting along completely fine that somehow Monika was either able to erase their problems entirely or they never had them to begin with until Monika added them via file-tampering... and the whole file-tampering thing in general is a plot point I don't like at all. It gives me Homestuck flashbacks with the Condesce and Jade and Jane. (Also, MC at one point literally says something along the lines of "this isn't a video game where you can just go back so it doesn't happen," another nitpick but first of all who reacts to what he saw in that particular moment that way, second of all isn't that what happens in Act 4 anyway?)

Basically it depends on whatever the heck will follow after it. If Act 2 was just some way of getting more press and name in it because otherwise who would want to get in to a story about just normal people with depression issues and abuse and DDLC's successor is heavily character-focused and it's to DDLC what Deltarune looks to be to Undertale then I'll feel like an ass for planning something in UPOIC2 if the points I didn't like get nullified/addressed. (You'll see what I mean when UPOIC2 comes out in 2333.) But if it's really just a prologue to some kind of 100% shocking horror story and Act 2 was an indicator of what kind of "horror" there will be and this is just going to be the next Tattletail or Hello Neighbor (yes, I deliberately picked a game with a flash-in-the-pan fanbase and a game that apparently got sank by its own hype, I'm an asshole) then, frankly, count me out. Horror was never really my genre, ever. I don't like being scared, I'm such a wimp that I can't even handle freaking Minecraft I mean those noises that Spiders make when they crawl around is awful. I hear a Spider and my immediate knee-jerk reaction is to rip off my headphones (but I never do) and not even try to engage in melee combat just take out flint and steel and light that dang thing on fire immediately kill it kill it I hate anthropods so much and I'm getting sidetracked.

"What about Yande-" No. Frick no. Frick no. Just... in light of "recent events" (look it up, I don't want to get involved with the drama, typing the first few letters I had there might just give you everything anyway), hell fricking no. I didn't even type that "game's" full title because I don't want to be hunted down by people weaponizing Google (if that even works that way with this site, I have no idea). I regret naming two extremely minor characters from the old RG after two minor characters in that, even after one of which was removed from the "game." I know I'm trying to tone down on sounding like a ranter, but... NO.

Bobby Hill Gets Hit by a Car-Related:

Eh. More to come later. After zapping TZ's section because TZ is stupid, the TDWTR section because that's on hold for a while, and Crconikals and SJAHJ because of the underline list mess that I frankly do not want to try fixing up, I don't want RG to be the only thing with its own section here.

Basically it's a surreal parody of harem stories in general and the "everyone is a hot chick except for the male lead, even canonical-dudes are gender-bent" sub-genre specifically. But that's just a surface for some really weird conspiracy that currently involves my "Sage Lore" from SBIG.

Anyway I'm actually not 100% sure what the heck to do with this, on one hand I'm tempted to break this up in to a bunch of different stories by fandom (*sigh* yes, just like the MCU, I sighed there because it's not really my thing and I'm sick of seeing references to it 24/7) and then they lead back in to BHGHBAC. Anyway, it's some grand mega-university AU where King of the Hill is one of the few "universes" with men in it, Bobby going to that university and finding that it's a linkway between a bunch of different worlds. This story does not ever fully take itself seriously (I mean, neither does anything I write, except possibly Emazh In but that's coming out in the 31st century).

Final Line of Story-Writing Advice:

Every time you rehash canon - just copy-paste dialogue word-for-word if you're doing some kind of remake/divergence story or whatever - you make a random kitten cry. Please don't do that. You can re-use dialogue if it's supposed to be for a once-in-a-while flashback, but I prefer a story to go in as many original directions as it can.

And if you just plagiarize another fan fic or whatever, you're a flat-out jerk.