~Agent Pumpernickel is here~ :insert trumpet fanfare here: this is me, the most undoubtedly completely insane person who is leading an epic and everlasting crusade against the status quo and everything popular!

That 'tis me old bio. I love it so it stays. Below is the new bio. Re-vamped. Or in the Joker's words, "tanned, rested, and ready to give this old town a wedgie again!" ((Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker))

...So I updated the bio...again...as of 1-30-06...so below is the NEW new bio! XD

BTW -- Did anybody know that Mark Hammill of Star Wars fame voices the Joker in both the regular Batman: The Animated Series AND BB: ROTJ? Who knew! I did!

:wonders why there isn't a Thursday Next section on this site:

Anyways, here's what you should know about me:

Name: Karina
Responds to: Karina, K, Beana, Karinga, ...and sometimes Stace...
Age: 13 Sweet!
My view on fanfiction: It's true! There is such a thing as GOOD fanfiction! However, BAD fanfiction, most oftened peopled with Mary Sues and such the like, is a necessary evil. What else would all us rabid fangirls do with our crazy insane fantasies, eh?

Stuff I Like:

Danny Phantom
Thursday Next (Book series starting with "The Eyre Affair")
Teen Titans (I heart Robin!)
Batman (Burt Ward!)
Fairly Odd Parents
X-Men
Avatar: The Last Airbender! (Zuko is supermergentroy!)
The Princess Bride
Pirates of the Caribbean (3 words: Jack freaking Sparrow)
Spiderman
Swing Kids
Josie and the Pussycats (Love this movie. LOVE!)
Totally Spies
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
Sweet Life of Zach and Cody
Numb3rs (I just have to say that David Krumholtz has possible the sexiest celebrity hair EVER:dies: )
Justice League Unlimited
Gilmore Girls
My Name is Earl
The Office
Arrested Development
Narnia

Shippings! Weeee:

Teen Titans:
Cyjynx
BB/Rae
(And if I ever HAD to support a slash pairing...) Slade/Robin

Thursday Next:
Thursday/Bowden! Even though she's married! ...Stig SO knows!

Danny Phantom:
Danny/Sam...'cuz otherwise C.E.Hobbit would kill me...if she doesn't already kill me for supporting this next one...

Phantom of the Opera:
Raoul/Christine (yes...okay...go ahead...hate me, the phantom's a self-absorbed, over-possesivejerk-face)

X-Men: Evo:
Kurtty! Huzzah!Death to Lancitty!
Rogue/Scott...'cuz I can...

Avatar:
I am SUCH the Zuko/Me shipper!
Um...and I totally support Sokka/thatonechickfromKeoshiisland...with the fan...coolness

Princess Bride:
I'm a Wesley/Me shipper! Huzzah!
Y'know what else would be cool? Inigo/Buttercup...is that too weird?

Pirates of the Caribbean:
Norrington/Lizzy! Huzzah! Will...just...needs to go away...
And, of course, Me/Jack...I mean, duh.

Justice League Unlimited:
I am SUCH the Batman/Zatanna shipper! Death to Batman/Wonder Woman...
But I support Supes/Wondy!
The Question/Huntress...'cuz they're just so cute together!
Green Arrow/Black Canary...:sigh: The cuteness of it all :D

Good Quotes:

"D'you remember Captain Planet! And like his nemesis, Captain Toxic, yeah, let's call him that. And he would be like, 'Yay, pollution!' and pouring acid on the little sheeps and stuff. Yeah. That was cool." ~Matt

"Who names their butler 'Wintergreen' anyways?"
"Uh, Casye, I thinkbutlers come pre-named." Casye and Me, respectively

"I don't know much about nuclear power, but after watching this movie (Meltdown at Three Mile Island), which had scary music, I am inclined to oppose nuclear power. And really, nuclear bombs are bad enough. Haven't we learned that splitting atoms is bad?" ~Me

"P to the u to the d-d-i-n-g!" ~Jody

"Always dance with fishes." ~Me

"...presidential..." ~Tucker

"Oh no! The prawns are attacking!" ~Jody, Sam, and Trotter

"Julie Andrews!" ~Jody, Sam, Trotter, Kaitlin, and myself

"Ms. Casey, your baby's going to have severeparent issues. It's not even out of the womb and you're already verbally abusing it!" "Yeah, but I say it lovingly. 'Dumb baby!'"! ~Me and Ms. Casey (Me drama teacher :D)

"Let's be Dances with Improv!"
"No! We should be Sometimes We're Teal. But we just don't know."
"Is it blue or is it green? We just don't know!" ~Me, Trotter, and Sam respectively

"What do you wear to the Tony's!" ~Ana

"A hug from Connie will cure everything from AIDS to a hangover." ~Will

"Way back in the Civil War..." ~Franco/Francisco

"There's like a Czechoslovakian name for boys, Hlinka, and it means 'Burns limes'!" ~Me

"We're gonna have a test; I love giving tests, HOO-HA!" ~Mr. Elkins (History teacher)

"Y'know what I think? I think Slade secretly raped Terra and that's why she killed him. Because you know she totally loved being evil."
"I totally believe you!" ~Me and Krista respectively

"Hmm...is that a Lego?" ~Me

"Did someone drop you on your head as a child?"
"Yes, twice!" ~Casye and Me respectively

All of that PEAR-ody stuff:
"Oh the pears you can eat!/Oh the pears you can eat!/If you're willing to try!" ~Stolen from Seussical: The Musical

"PEARS!/I'm gonna eat them forever!" ~Stolen from Fame!

"The Phantom of the Pears/Is there inside your fridge!" ~Stolen from POTO

"The pears will be ripe/Tomorrow!" ~Stolen from Annie

"Pears!/All alone in the fridge-light!" ~Stolen from Cats

Where I/We stand on Fic stuff:

Electrical Malfunction Probably going to be taken down soon. I don't know where I'm going with it. No current plans. E-mail me if you don't want it taken down.

Slightly Out of Place I swear I have the 4th chapter ready! I just need to type it up...you can e-mail me about it and bother me if you want, promise! It's always good to hear from fans, speeds everything up a little...please don't hate me!

Coming Attractions:

Extreme Crossover 1: Life in a CartoonA HUGE (We're talking of titanic proportions here) crossover story where PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING can happen! And probably will! Featuring Thursday Next, Danny Phantom, Static Shock, X-Men, Teen Titans, AND Batman! Short basic premise: Thursday is messing around in the Great Library's comic book section when she accidentally releases Static and Gear; several of the X-Men and Magneto; some Teen Titans and Slade; and Batman, Batgirl,Robin (Tim Drake), and Harley Quinn sans Joker! Danny and Sam pop in out of the T.V. Show script section, seeking refuge from crazed shippers and rabid fangirls. They all follow Thursday to Swindon and havoc ensues! Featuring the return of Aornis! Yay! More details to come. If you don't know about Thursday Next, check out www.thursdaynext.com or www.jasperfforde.com :D

More serious-esque as of yet un-named fic number one! Starring an O.C. of mine (who is SO not Mary Sue!) named TÉAand her encounter with the Titans...sounds like your basic average NORMAL fanfic premise, but I SO know where I'm going with this! is proud of self for having a thought-out-plot

More serious-esque as of yet un-named fic number two! Starring a totally random character of mine named Phalia (Also not a Mary Sue, she has not superpowers! is once again proud of self) and her...adventurous adventuresness...and it's also about her betrayal at the hands of her loved ones and it's actually going to be pretty short; not a one-shot but maybe 3 or 4 shots. Trust me, I've already got a few of these chappies written up, and I know where I'm going with it (always a plus) and once you get into it, you won't stop until you get to the end...and then you'll really wonder if it's over. I'm really proud of where this fic is headed. It's one of my major projects right now, so stay tuned!

My Snide Comment is Better than Yours-- An awesome-type parody of all those crazy self-insertion fics and Mary Sues out there. Involving POTC. Duh! Awesomeness! Rocking of the face!

July 7th, 2006! POTC2 is coming! The Hot Jackness! The inevitability of Norrington's turning pirate! (you will all owe me ten dollars when this happens...I KNOW it's coming...'tis inevitable)

~Beana...I love you.