Here is some information that you should know about me:

Name: Alice Summers

Age: 553 and a half

Gender: Female

Country of Origin: America

Place of Residence: Still America

Other Important Information: I am an immortal witch who spends most/all of her time reading fanfiction and updating her one fanfiction.

Favorite TV shows: Doctor Who, Sherlock, Marvels Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D, Castle, and Phineas and Ferb (btw, i will never write anything for PF, i just like the show).

Favorite Ships:

-Doctor Who: Ten/Rose, Eleven/River, Amy/Rory, and Jack/Everything that breathes

-Sherlock: *Jonhlock, occasionally Mystrade or Mycroft/Anthea, and John/Mary- just because she is amazing.

-Agents of SHIELD: don't really care, just watch it for the action and drama, not for shipping

-Castle: Casket

-Phineas and Ferb: Phineas/Isabella, Candace/Jeremy

Favorite Books: Book Thief, the Harry Potter series, The Artemis Fowl series, and The Hitchhiker's increasingly inaccurately named trilogy

Favorite Movies: Aladdin, Frozen, The Little Mermaid, The X Men trilogy, The Harry Potter movies, the Avengers, Captain America, Doctor Strange, and Thor: The Dark World.

Last Movie Watched: Frozen

Current Book: Artemis Fowl: The Last Guardian

The Thing That I am Patiently Waiting For: Sherlock Season 4 and Doctor Who Season 8

Even Heroes Need Help

Ever since I crashed into some forest near New York and became a citizen of New York, my life has been solely focused on not wasting my remaining regenerations and blending in with humanity... well, except for helping out SHIELD.

Nerva's Hair and Eye Colors

Red: Worried, Scared

Orange: Brave and Brash

Yellow: Irritated

Light Green: Annoyed

Dark Green: a bit bothered, but other wise okay

Aqua: Fine

Light Blue: Curious

TARDIS Blue

Dark Blue: Deep in Thought

Light Purple: Happy

Dark Purple: Happy and Excited

Pink: Embarrassed

White: Injured

Brown: Terrified

Black: Almost Dead

sorry about the TARDIS blue, i could not help my self. Anyway, Patience's TARDIS is mainly a dark purple, not a blue

The votes for Patience's personality:

Nerdy- 4 votes

Arrogant/Super Smart- 4 votes

Scientist- 0 votes

Kind/Innocent- 0 votes

As much as I try to regularly update Even Heroes Need Help, I am more of a reader than a writer, and will most likely not update regularly due to being to caught up in school, homework, Girl Scouts, and reading other fanfics.

The Best Urban Dictionary Definition In The Universe:

Johnlock: Johnlock is the father of all the gay ships. It's probably the first thing you ever shipped in your life. Johnlock is flawless.

Q: OMG do you ship Johnlock?

A: Oh. God. Yes

I found this on my Facebook page - yes, i have a Facebook, my mom doesn't let me get anything else - and i thought it was funny. :)

38 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"*

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.*

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.*

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.*

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.*

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.*

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"*

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.*

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same elevator with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"*

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.*

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the elevator and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."*

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.*

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the elevator angry.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."*

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."*

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

38. If someone looks at you, scream, "I swear! I only meant to knock him out for a little bit!"

the * means they were my favorites

I hope you all enjoy my profile,

Shmoo The Impala